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बंदर ने लगाई सब्जी की दुकान, तोता आया बोला - "क्या है दाम?" बंदर बोला - "सब ताज़ा माल, खीरा, टमाटर और बैंगन लाल!" गिलहरी बोली - "गाजर चाहिए, थोड़ी मूली, थोड़ी धनिया लीजिए!" बंदर बोला - "सब मिलेगा, पर पहले पैसे देना पड़ेगा!" हाथी आया आलू लेने, बोला - "थोड़ा ज्यादा देने!" बंदर बोला - "ऐसा न होगा, पहले तौल, फिर तू ले जाना!" बकरी बोली - "मटर बढ़िया है, थोड़ा सस्ता कर दे भाई!" बंदर हँसकर बोला ऐसे, "मुफ्त का माल यहाँ न बिके!" लोमड़ी आई, चली चालाकी, बिना दिए पैसे, भर ली टोकरी। बंदर ने फिर पकड़ लिया, बोला - "दे पैसे, या भाग लिया!" लोमड़ी शर्म से झुक गई, बोली - "गलती हो गई भाई!" बंदर बोला - "सीख लो प्यारे, ईमानदारी सबसे न्यारे!" बंदर ने फिर किया ऐलान, "ईमानदारी रखो अपनी जान। मेहनत से ही फल मिलेंगे, सब्ज़ी सस्ते तब ही देंगे!" सबने मिलकर ताली बजाई, ईमानदारी की सीख अपनाई! बंदर की दुकान खूब चली, अब सब खुश थे गली-गली!

[Verse] Walking down the street in my worn-out shoes Got a little secret that I wanna share with you Lift a leg Let it loose Oh what a surprise Everyone around See the shock in their eyes [Verse 2] Poo fart poo poo something in the air People look around like they just don't care Laughter is the answer to the troubles we bear Crack a smile Lighten up Let's make it fair [Chorus] Poo fart poo poo funny how it goes When the world is heavy Let the laughter flow A little bit of mischief A little bit of fun Life is better when we joke and run [Verse 3] Walking through the park with a cheeky grin Don't need money to feel like I win Nature's call echoes in the wind Mischief starts where the fun begins [Chorus] Poo fart poo poo funny how it goes When the world is heavy Let the laughter flow A little bit of mischief A little bit of fun Life is better when we joke and run [Bridge] Clouds of trouble part with a little cheer Let's spread the joy and make it clear Poo fart poo poo Let's all steer Towards a world with less fear

"The Caleb Show" Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" He’s got excuses! He’s got hot takes! But common sense is what he lacks! Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! Nobody can say his last name right… Sazzy-baka? Sarah-banana? Sharpy-jocka? Suh-zarba...what? "Oh, uh… just call me Caleb." It’s The Caleb Show! He’s got questions, but no clue! Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! Yeah, The Caleb Show! He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" "Caleb, please… just stop." THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! (freeze-frame high-five) Starring Timothée Chalamet!

🎶 "The Caleb Show" - Cheesy Sitcom Theme Song 🎶 (Upbeat, corny, and full of 90s sitcom charm!) (🎸🎷 Funky intro with a slap bass groove and cheesy synth horns 🎺🎶) (Verse 1) Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" (🎶 Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" 🎶) (Verse 2) He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" (Pre-Chorus - Build up!) 🎶 He’s got excuses! 🎶 🎶 He’s got hot takes! 🎶 🎶 But common sense is what he lacks! 🎶 🎶 Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, 🎶 🎶 And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! 🎶 (Chorus - Big cheesy sitcom vibes!) 🎶 It’s The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s got questions, but no clue! 🎶 🎶 Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! 🎶 🎶 Yeah, The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) 🎶 🎶 If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! 🎶 (Outro - Laugh track kicks in!) 🎶 "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" 🎶 🎶 "Caleb, please… just stop." 🎶 🎶 THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! 🎶 (freeze-frame high-five)

Hamko exam ka dukh se bacalo Dil ko duniya se utha do Aaaaaa Hum akele nehi Anda poch vi he Exam ka chakkar se bacalo Europe jane ka visa kar do Aaaaaa Nehi to hamko Mongol groho me vej do Aaaaaaa Ooooooo Lalalalalala humko bacalo

बंदर ने खोली सैलून की दुकान ग्राहक बनकर आया गधा पहलवान बोला, "बंदर भाई, बना दो हेयरस्टाइल, ऐसी कटिंग हो, सब देखें माइल!" बंदर बोला, "बैठो आराम से, बाल बनेंगे एकदम नाम से!" कंघी घुमाई, उस्तरा उठाया, गधे के कान पे थोड़ा फिसलाया! गधा चिल्लाया, "अरे बाबा रे!" बंदर बोला, "बस, थोड़ा सब्र करे!" आधी दाढ़ी, आधे बाल, देख गधा रह गया बेहाल! आईना देखा, लगा पछताने, "बंदर भैया, क्या कर डाले?" बंदर हंसा, "ये स्टाइल है न्यू, देखो सब कहेंगे, वाह! कितने क्यूट!" गधा रोया, "अब मैं क्या करूं?" बंदर बोला, "बस टोपी धरूं!" गधे ने टोपी पहन ली झट, बंदर ने जेब में रख लिए पट! सब जानवर आए हंसने लगे, गधा शर्मा के भागने लगे। बंदर बोला, "आना फिर यहां, फ्री में मिलेगा नया फैशन यहाँ!"

[Verse] There's a lady named Ebert loves to chow down on her nuts She says the flavor's greater when they're straight from the guts She's got a sack of cashews and a bag of almonds too Always munching on the move she's got nothing to lose [Verse 2] In the park she sits down with a peanut in her hand Cracking jokes with the squirrels she’s the queen of the land She’s got that mixed-nut magic and a carefree style Every crunchy bite makes her neighbors turn and smile [Chorus] Lady Ebert cracks 'em and she doesn’t share She’s got a secret stash hidden everywhere From the pecans to the pistachio greens She’s the nutty queen of every scene [Verse 3] By the river she’s tossing shells like confetti Got a backpack full of walnuts and some spaghetti She’s the toast of the town with her nutty delight You’ll find her under moonbeams throwing shade at night [Verse 4] Folks wonder how she does it keeping nuts in her coat She winks and she twirls with a laugh from the throat Her secrets like her cashews are savory and fun Ebert knows that cracking up is half the run [Chorus] Lady Ebert cracks 'em and she doesn’t share She’s got a secret stash hidden everywhere From the pecans to the pistachio greens She’s the nutty queen of every scene

आलू का चालू बेटा, कहाँ गए थे बेटा? भिंडी ने लात मारी, क्यों गए थे बेटा? बेटा बोला मम्मी जी, मैं तो सब्ज़ी मंडी गया था। गाजर, मटर और बैंगन संग, थोड़ा मस्ती करने गया था। भिंडी थी गुस्से में, उसकी जगह ले ली मैंने। प्याज ने बात संभाली, और सबको बुला लिया मैंने। बैंगन ने गाया गाना, पत्तागोभी ने बजाई ताली। टमाटर ने सबको हंसाया, और मटर ने मिठाई खा ली। तो आलू का बेटा बोला, "अब सब मिलकर खाएंगे। लड़ाई-झगड़ा भूलकर, मंडे तक पार्टी मनाएंगे।" सब सब्ज़ियां हंसने लगीं, मस्ती में झूमने लगीं। आलू बेटा हीरो बना, सब्ज़ी मंडी का सितारा बना।

I tried to ride a saddle down in Tennessee, But the leather couldn’t handle all the weight of me. The fellas at the bar keep laughin’ out loud, Sayin’, “Boy, your boots are big, but not as big as you’re proud!” I ain’t braggin’, I ain’t lyin’, But when I walk, you’d swear I’m ridin’. My cock’s too big for this small town, It’s breakin’ hearts, it’s causin’ frowns. I tried to tuck it in, but it won’t stay down, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. I met a sweet little girl out in Amarillo, She said, “Come on cowboy, let’s share a pillow.” But when the lights went out, she screamed with fright, She said, “Honey, that ain’t a pony—I’m callin’ it a night!” A curse or a blessing, I can’t decide, But it’s a long, hard road when you’re packin’ this ride. My cock’s too big for this small town, The local girls can’t hang around. I tried to settle down, but it’s renowned, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. Mama always told me, “Son, don’t you boast, Life ain’t a contest, but you’re winning the most.” Daddy said, “Boy, keep your head held high, But don’t let your ego block out the sky!” My cock’s too big for this small town, It’s splittin’ jeans and causin’ gowns. I tried to lay low, but word gets around, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. So I’ll head out west where the skies are wide, Where a man like me’s got room to ride. Maybe someday I’ll find my bride, ‘Til then, this big ol’ cock’s my pride.

[Verse] Cars go vroom on the city street Beep beep honk what a lively beat Trucks and vans in a traffic jam Buses packed like a sardine can [Chorus] Zoom zoom wheels go round and round Land transport moving all around On the road they make their way Taking folks to work and play [Verse 2] Riding bikes we pedal fast Ringing bells as people pass Scooters zip and skateboards glide We all share the road so wide [Chorus] Zoom zoom wheels go round and round Land transport moving all around On the road they make their way Taking folks to work and play [Bridge] Watch the train on the railway track Steam and smoke from a stack Choo choo goes the little train Through the sunshine and the rain [Verse 3] Taxis zoom to the airport quick Motorbikes move through traffic thick RVs travel far and wide Moving home with wheels of pride

(Verse 1) Bismillah, let's learn today, The Pillars of Islam, hooray! Five little steps, we must do, To follow Allah's way so true! (Chorus) Shahada, the first one, We say, "There is no god but Allah, He's the One!" Salat, we pray five times a day, To Allah, we bow and say, "Allahu Akbar"—Hooray! (Verse 2) Zakat, we give to help the poor, Share our wealth, and open the door! Sawm, in Ramadan we fast, To grow close to Allah, at last! (Chorus) Shahada, the first one, We say, "There is no god but Allah, He's the One!" Salat, we pray five times a day, To Allah, we bow and say, "Allahu Akbar"—Hooray! (Verse 3) Hajj, the pilgrimage, we go, To Makkah, the house of Allah, we know! These five pillars, we hold dear, Guiding us to Allah's care! (Chorus) Shahada, the first one, We say, "There is no god but Allah, He's the One!" Salat, we pray five times a day, To Allah, we bow and say, "Allahu Akbar"—Hooray! (Outro) The Pillars of Islam, five so strong, We’ll follow them all our life long!

जंगल में एक घोड़ा था, दौड़ता था, वो जोश से भरा था। लेकिन इक दिन ऐसा आया, घोड़ा प्यास से घबराया। सोचा, अब क्या करूँ, कहाँ जाऊँ? पानी कहाँ, ये किससे पूछ पाऊँ? पेड़ से पूछा, "पानी कहाँ?" पेड़ बोला, "नदी है वहां।" घोड़ा भागा तेज़ी से, पानी की खोज में मस्ती से। नदी किनारे जब वो पहुँचा, झुककर पानी को पीता रहा। प्यास बुझी, घोड़ा मुस्काया, नदी को शुक्रिया दे आया। जंगल में सबने गीत गाया, "घोड़े ने साहस दिखलाया।" अब जो भी हो, घोड़ा कहता, "मेहनत से हर मुश्किल हल रहता।" प्यास हो या कोई परेशानी, सच में जीतता वही जो न माने हार की कहानी।