बंदर ने खोली सैलून की दुकान ग्राहक बनकर आया गधा पहलवान बोला, "बंदर भाई, बना दो हेयरस्टाइल, ऐसी कटिंग हो, सब देखें माइल!" बंदर बोला, "बैठो आराम से, बाल बनेंगे एकदम नाम से!" कंघी घुमाई, उस्तरा उठाया, गधे के कान पे थोड़ा फिसलाया! गधा चिल्लाया, "अरे बाबा रे!" बंदर बोला, "बस, थोड़ा सब्र करे!" आधी दाढ़ी, आधे बाल, देख गधा रह गया बेहाल! आईना देखा, लगा पछताने, "बंदर भैया, क्या कर डाले?" बंदर हंसा, "ये स्टाइल है न्यू, देखो सब कहेंगे, वाह! कितने क्यूट!" गधा रोया, "अब मैं क्या करूं?" बंदर बोला, "बस टोपी धरूं!" गधे ने टोपी पहन ली झट, बंदर ने जेब में रख लिए पट! सब जानवर आए हंसने लगे, गधा शर्मा के भागने लगे। बंदर बोला, "आना फिर यहां, फ्री में मिलेगा नया फैशन यहाँ!"
jingle bells, female voice, nursery rhyme fast
Hindi
playful, humorous, light-hearted
children's entertainment, educational settings, family gatherings
simple rhyme scheme, repetitive and catchy phrases, use of dialogue for humor and engagement
हरा-भरा जंगल था एक प्यारा, जहाँ था खरगोश, नन्हा सा न्यारा। फुर्ती से कूदे, दौड़े तेज, झाड़ियों में छुप जाए सहज! बंदर भी था वहीं उछलता, डाली-डाली मस्त मचलता। लंबी पूंछ, आँखें चमकती, पेड़ से झूले, मस्ती में मचती। खेल-खेल में मिले दोनों खरगोश बोला – "आओ दौड़े!" बंदर बोला – "नहीं मैं झूलू!" दोनों हंसे और लगे भूलू-भूलू! खरगोश को गाजर भा गई, बंदर को मीठी केला आई। "आधा तेरा, आधा मेरा!" बात पक्की, दोस्ती गहरी! सूरज निकला, सुबह-सुबह दोनों भागे झरने के पास। खरगोश ने छलांग लगाई, बंदर ने मुँह धो लिया हँस के खास। बंदर पेड़ों पर चढ़ने लगा, खरगोश घास में छुपने लगा। फिर दोनों ने मस्ती करी, जंगल की सैर बड़ी प्यारी रही! चाँद निकला, हुआ अंधेरा थक कर बैठे एक ही डेरे। बंदर बोला – "अब तो सोएं?" खरगोश बोला – "खेलें और खोएं!" तभी आई मीठी नींद, दोनों सोए पास-पास। सपनों में भी खेल रहे थे, दोनों प्यारे खास-खास! दोस्ती का ये प्यारा किस्सा, सुन लो बच्चो, सीख लो हिस्सा! मिलकर खेलें, मिलकर खाएं, कभी न आपस में लड़ जाएं!
[Verse] P for Parrot PPP Parrot Q for Queen QQQ Queen R for Rabbit RRR Rabbit S for Sun SSS Sun [Verse 2] T for Tiger TTT Tiger U for Umbrella UUU Umbrella V for Violin VVV Violin W for Water WWW Water [Chorus] Learning letters is so fun From P to Z we’ve just begun Sing along and follow me ABC’s from P to Z [Verse 3] X for Xylophone XXX Xylophone Y for Yacht YYY Yacht Z for Zebra ZZZ Zebra Nice and slow just like a chat [Bridge] Every letter makes a sound Let’s say them clear and profound From Parrot to Zebra we learn Alphabet it’s your turn [Chorus] Learning letters is so fun From P to Z we’ve just begun Sing along and follow me ABC’s from P to Z
Rabbit hopped—boing, boing, boing! Monkey danced and started to swing. Little Pig rolled in the soft, warm hay, While children laughed and ran all day! "Let’s play a game!" the rabbit said, "Follow me—jump, skip, and spread!" The kids all hopped, the pig went "Oink!" Monkey clapped and gave a wink. Round and round, they danced so free, Under the shade of a big oak tree. The sun went down, the stars shone bright, And all lay down to say goodnight.
मेरी गया दूध पिलाती है, बछड़ा उसको प्यार से खाता है! 🐄💕 शेरू कूदे, पूँछ हिलाए, 🐶 संग में सबको खूब हंसाए! 😄🎶 🎵 बछड़ा बोले मम्मा-मम्मा, दौड़-दौड़ कर जाए गंगा! 🌊 शेरू भागे, खेल रचाए, गया के संग वो झूमें गाए! 🎶🐕 🎵 सूरज निकले, चमके धरती, ☀️ खेतों में खुशबू भरती! 🌾 गया, बछड़ा, शेरू प्यारे, संग में खेलें न्यारे-न्यारे! 🥰🎶 🎵 दूध पिएं सब, मस्त बनें, शेरू भी हड्डी संग चले! 🦴🐕 प्यार से रहो, साथ निभाओ, हंसी-खुशी जीवन बिताओ! 🎶❤️ 🎤 बच्चों, अब आप भी गाओ और मस्ती से झूमो
I slammed, my penis, in the motherfucking car door. It hurt *trumpet*, hurt *trumpet but higher*, hurt *trumpet but even higher*, hurt like a whore *awesome fucking trumpet solo*
[Verse] Pockets jingling, I need that gum machine, Dreams of bubble blows, fresh like Listerine. Life be random, hope you gettin' the scheme, Rhymes tighter than your skinny jeans team's seams. [Verse 2] Quarter for the flavors, cherry or lime, Lyrics so sweet, got you vibin' in time. You talkin' crap, ain't worth a nickel, I play chess, while you rock that tricycle. [Chorus] Rollin' with a quarter to the beat, Chewin' bubblegum, feel the heat. Rap game strong, never weak, Lyrics poppin', rhymes unique. [Verse 3] Bars slicker than a hustler's hustle, Dime on the street, hawk-eye scuffle. Jokes fly, listen, take a chuckle, Flow spinnin' heads like a DJ jungle. [Bridge] Quarter flips, fate playin' roulette, Gum machine dreams, no need to sweat. Laughin' at the jokes, ain't it a set, Rhymes hit hard, never forget. [Verse 4] Coin in the slot, gum rollin' out, Rap machine, no doubt, no drought. Swagger on ten, hear 'em shout, Stick this beat, ain't no way out.
[Verse] Bui's got a smell that's hard to ignore Whenever he's near folks run out the door Loud as a thunder he's no quiet mouse Weird as they come in our tiny town's house [Verse 2] Bakes strange pies with fish and cheese Got us all wishin' he'd leave us in peace Screams when he laughs sounds like a crow Bui's a weird one that's just how it goes [Chorus] Oh Bui Bui you're a wonky tale Folks can't take it they just run and wail Oh Bui Bui you're the town's loud cheer Weird and stinky but we hold you dear [Verse 3] Tells wild stories 'bout a talking frog Lives in a shack more like a foggy bog Does the moonwalk when he's feeling sly Cooks up stew that makes grown men cry [Verse 4] Dons a tutu with tux so fine Says he's fancy and calls it divine Hums to himself Twinkle Little Star While fixing up his rickety old car [Chorus] Oh Bui Bui you're a wonky tale Folks can't take it they just run and wail Oh Bui Bui you're the town's loud cheer Weird and stinky but we hold you dear
Aaa Ants are on my arm, a-a-a Ants are on my arm, a-a-a Ants are on my arm, a-a-a They’re tickling me, a-a-a Bbb Bouncing ball goes b-b-b Bouncing ball goes b-b-b Up and down and up and down Bouncing ball goes b-b-b Ccc Cats and kittens go c-c-c Cats and kittens go c-c-c Listen to their claws go click Cats and kittens go c-c-c Ddd Drums go d-d-d, d-d-d Drums go d-d-d, d-d-d Listen to the drummer play Drums go d-d-d, d-d-d Eee The egg cracks open, e-e-e The egg cracks open, e-e-e Out comes a chick so sweet The egg cracks open, e-e-e Fff Fish swim fast, f-f-f Fish swim fast, f-f-f See them swimming in the sea Fish swim fast, f-f-f Ggg Goats say g-g-g, g-g-g Goats say g-g-g, g-g-g Looking for some grass to chew Goats say g-g-g, g-g-g Hhh The wind blows hard, h-h-h The wind blows hard, h-h-h Hold on tight to your hat The wind blows hard, h-h-h Iii Ice cream melts so sticky, i-i-i Ice cream melts so sticky, i-i-i Eat it fast before it drips Ice cream melts so sticky, i-i-i Jjj Jelly wobbles, j-j-j Jelly wobbles, j-j-j Shake and jiggle side to side Jelly wobbles, j-j-j Kkk A flying kite goes k-k-k A flying kite goes k-k-k Up so high above the trees A flying kite goes k-k-k Lll Licking lollipops, l-l-l Licking lollipops, l-l-l So sweet and yummy to eat Licking lollipops, l-l-l Mmm Munching mangoes, m-m-m Munching mangoes, m-m-m Juicy, tasty, and so sweet Munching mangoes, m-m-m Nnn A noisy airplane goes n-n-n A noisy airplane goes n-n-n Flying high above the clouds A noisy airplane goes n-n-n Ooo A round orange goes o-o-o A round orange goes o-o-o Rolling round across the floor A round orange goes o-o-o Ppp Popping popcorn, p-p-p Popping popcorn, p-p-p Hear it popping, see it jump Popping popcorn, p-p-p Qqq A quiet quail says q-q-q A quiet quail says q-q-q Hiding behind the green, green bush A quiet quail says q-q-q Rrr A car goes rrrr, rrrr, rrrr A car goes rrrr, rrrr, rrrr Listen to the engine roar A car goes rrrr, rrrr, rrrr Sss A snake goes ssss, ssss, ssss A snake goes ssss, ssss, ssss Slithering through the grass A snake goes ssss, ssss, ssss Ttt Tick-tock, tick-tock, t-t-t Tick-tock, tick-tock, t-t-t The clock is ticking, t-t-t Tick-tock, tick-tock, t-t-t Uuu Open umbrella, u-u-u Open umbrella, u-u-u Rain is falling down so fast Open umbrella, u-u-u Vvv Violins play v-v-v Violins play v-v-v Music flowing through the air Violins play v-v-v Www Waves go w-w-w Waves go w-w-w Crashing loudly on the shore Waves go w-w-w Xxx A xylophone plays x-x-x A xylophone plays x-x-x Hear the notes go up and down A xylophone plays x-x-x Yyy Yummy yogurt, y-y-y Yummy yogurt, y-y-y So creamy, cold, and smooth Yummy yogurt, y-y-y Zzz A zebra runs, z-z-z A zebra runs, z-z-z Galloping fast across the land A zebra runs, z-z-z
who da man spooder man dose whatever a spooder can gets the cheese farts on your knees ohhhhhhhhhh spooder man (STOP THE MUSIC) (I'm not the hero the world wants I'm not the hero the world need I'm the hero the world gets) who da man spooder man dose whatever a spooder can gets the cheese farts on your knees ohhhhhhhhhh spooder man
Verse 1: Illan tullen suuntaan kohti kauppaa, S-Market houkuttelee, tuoretta tavaraa. Valmiiksi paistetut, hyllyssä ne kiiltää, nakkipiilo pakkauksessa, ei malta odottaa. Chorus: Nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo. Verse 2: Hyllyillä silmäilen, alennukset löydän, illan tarjoukset, ne meitä nyt hyödyttää. Paistovalmiit herkut, koriin kaikki mahtuu, nakkipiilon tuoksu jo, mielessäni kasvaa. Chorus: Nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo. Verse 3: Kotiin kuljen kiireellä, illan herkut tiedän, valmiit piilot lämpiää, mikro laulaa hiljaa. Perheen kesken ilo, nauru ja suuri kiitos, nakkipiilo valmiina, se on meidän riemu. Chorus: Nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo, nakkipiilo,
[Verse] Llega Fonofonsi con su risa genial Cuentos y chistes nadie lo puede igualar Con su estilo único te va a enamorar En cada escena te hará carcajear [Verse 2] Desde La Habana trae su humor especial Cada historia tiene un final espectacular Con su carisma logra encantar No hay tristeza que no pueda aplastar [Chorus] Fonofonsi está aquí para hacerte reír Con sus bromas y su arte de vivir Noche tras noche no te vas a aburrir Prepárate para un show sin fin [Verse 3] Con su guitarra y su voz de trovador Fonofonsi cuenta historias de amor Pero siempre con un toque de humor Es un maestro del buen sabor [Bridge] No hay problema que él no pueda arreglar Con una sonrisa te hará olvidar Cualquier tristeza te hará despegar Fonofonsi te viene a iluminar [Chorus] Fonofonsi está aquí para hacerte reír Con sus bromas y su arte de vivir Noche tras noche no te vas a aburrir Prepárate para un show sin fin
(Verse 1) Valentine's Day, the air is thick with love Couples holding hands, like turtledoves Me? I'm staring at my TV screen Another rom-com, a pathetic scene (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Verse 2) Tried Tinder, Bumble, even Borrow Achmedssheep.com, "Don't ask", Nothing but crickets, my love life's a bomb Considered speed dating, but my social skills are lame Guess my Valentine's date will be the same old game (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Bridge) Left hand's reliable, a faithful friend indeed Right hand's adventurous, plants a different seed But the lube, the lube, it mocks me from the shelf This existential crisis is bad for my health (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Outro) So here's to single folks, on this love-filled day May your lube be plentiful, and your choices okay Me? I'm off to ponder, this hand-to-hand fight May the best hand win, and have a good night!