(Verse 1) Valentine's Day, the air is thick with love Couples holding hands, like turtledoves Me? I'm staring at my TV screen Another rom-com, a pathetic scene (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Verse 2) Tried Tinder, Bumble, even Borrow Achmedssheep.com, "Don't ask", Nothing but crickets, my love life's a bomb Considered speed dating, but my social skills are lame Guess my Valentine's date will be the same old game (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Bridge) Left hand's reliable, a faithful friend indeed Right hand's adventurous, plants a different seed But the lube, the lube, it mocks me from the shelf This existential crisis is bad for my health (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Outro) So here's to single folks, on this love-filled day May your lube be plentiful, and your choices okay Me? I'm off to ponder, this hand-to-hand fight May the best hand win, and have a good night!
country ska
English
humorous, relatable, self-deprecating
perfect for solo listeners during Valentine's Day or comedic open mic nights
lyrical playfulness, catchy chorus, blending of country storytelling with ska rhythms creates a light-hearted and upbeat feel
[Verse] In a chatroom far and wide, where lonely hearts confide, Lived a lady known as HalloweenGirl, with secrets she did hide. She kept the crowd enchanted, behind a mask so fair, But beneath the surface, the truth was hidden there. [Verse 2] She rose up as a mod, in the wild world of 321, With a charm that pulled folks in, they thought she was the one. Her pictures painted dreams, but reality they weren't, Yet still she held her title firm, despite the trust she burned. [Chorus] HalloweenGirl, you wear your mask so well, In the shadows of the internet, it's a story you won't tell. Caught with a web of lies, but still, you stand so tall, In the digital night, you're the queen of it all. [Verse 3] The whispers started softly, like a breeze across the night, They said her photos weren't her own, but she kept up the fight. With a wink and a smile, she brushed the doubts away, And stayed the guiding light, in that crazy chatroom fray. [Bridge] Oh, what a twisted tale, in the realm of screen and keys, Where truth and fiction dance, and no one really sees. Her crown not taken down, in the chaos she did thrive, In the virtual masquerade, she kept her role alive. [Chorus] HalloweenGirl, you wear your mask so well, In the shadows of the internet, it's a story you won't tell. Caught with a web of lies, but still, you stand so tall, In the digital night, you're the queen of it all.
[Verse] Met a lady named SweetSam, oh she was a mod, Over on 321 chat, acting like she was God, But she was never there, just a ghost on patrol, Left the place in chaos, like a runaway soul. [Chorus] SweetSam, SweetSam, where’d you go? Never saw you ‘round, and we’d all like to know, Promised us order, but brought only strife, SweetSam, SweetSam, moderator of life. [Verse 2] Threads went wild, and trolls had their way, In the chatroom realm, it was night and no day, Lookin’ for SweetSam, but she was nowhere found, She left us hanging, while chaos ran the ground. [Chorus] SweetSam, SweetSam, where’d you go? Never saw you ‘round, and we’d all like to know, Promised us order, but brought only strife, SweetSam, SweetSam, moderator of life. [Verse 3] She wore a badge, but what good did it do? If you can’t steer the ship, then it’s bound to lose crew, We called for help, but got silence instead, Just the phantom of SweetSam, messed with our heads. [Chorus] SweetSam, SweetSam, where’d you go? Never saw you ‘round, and we’d all like to know, Promised us order, but brought only strife, SweetSam, SweetSam, moderator of life.
Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Cause my actions were louder And that’s what you see Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow
Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Cause my actions were louder And that’s what you see Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow
[Verse] Woke up this mornin', coffee in my cup, Looked out the window, saw somethin' messed up, My ol' red tractor, nowhere to be seen, Must've gone walkin', if you know what I mean. [Verse] Asked my neighbor, "Hey, have you seen 'er?" He said, "Last night, she was the star at the diner!" Guess my tractor's got a mind of her own, Makin' new friends while I'm here alone. [Chorus] Can't find my tractor, where’d she go? Ran off to town for a late-night show, She'll be back when the sun goes down, Till then I'm stuck, just hangin' around. [Verse] Checked the drive-in, checked in the barn, Asked ol' Jim down at the farm, He said, "Last I saw, she was in the square, Dancin' with the plow, didn't have a care." [Verse] Called the sheriff, said, "She ran away," He chuckled and said, "She'll be home someday. Tractors like that don't stay out too long, Just you're lucky—it ain't a honky-tonk song." [Chorus] Can't find my tractor, where’d she go? Ran off to town for a late-night show, She'll be back when the sun goes down, Till then I'm stuck, just hangin' around.
Staring out the window watching it snow Thinking about the past and the way things go I get a call saying they just towed in my brothers truck He had slid off the road just a little ways from home He’s ok but I didn’t want to tell you And my mind takes me back 2 years to my daddy in the driveway Telling me they found a mass on his brain and he’s headed into surgery He’d passed out a couple times , but we didn’t want to tell you Then I flash back to now you get so upset when things go wrong It happens every time But what if it’s the last time What if I never see his face again I’v made that mistake before thinking I’d have more time Just to wake up And see the clocks have all run down And there’s no way to turn them back So tell me How am I supposed to act Staring out at the snow I think about my son I haven’t seen him since the fight last Christmas Eve He said you left me like it was nothing and never looked back Blaming everybody but yourself And sorry aint ever going to be enough You say it every time My mind takes me back 20 years to me holding him in the driveway I hand him to the people I love most They say it’s just for a little while Then I flash back to now It wasn’t supposed to be the last time That I’d ever hold him as mine thought I’d have more time But the clocks have all run down And there’s no way to turn them back So how am I supposed to act Now that snows really coming down I try to figure out why I’m so afraid I go back 25 years to my mama crying saying I just want to die She was sick in her mind and I’d heard it all before I had problems of my own And I couldn’t stand it anymore I said do you want me to get you the gun And then I walked out the door I just walked out the door It was the last time That I ever saw her face I needed more time But the clocks had all run down and there’s no way to turn them back So how am I supposed to act I can still hear mama crying
[Verse] Look at me I'm Bart the prankster Voice so sweet it cuts like butter La Marseillaise in high pitch now Girly tone that'll make you wow [Verse 2] Springfield’s pride with a twist surprise French anthem sung in skies so high Cowabunga and oh là là In a voice girlier than Milhouse's blah [Chorus] Marchons marchons tous en falsetto Revolution with a comic echo La liberté rings out in glee From the bad boy of TV [Bridge] Principal Skinner's saying "Sacrebleu!" Bart’s pranks reach new heights who knew With a melody so unexpected Even Lisa's intellect feels bested [Verse 3] On entend le son de Bart mignon Mais ne te fie pas à cette chanson Sous la voix douce il veut encore jouer Des farces pour les fous et s’enfuir [Chorus] Marchons marchons tous en falsetto Revolution with a comic echo La liberté rings out in glee From the bad boy of TV
oh baby gus dont make a fuss just sit here with us dont bother moe his smelly toes will linger to us dont lick my nose I've got to go just go with Anna she knows how to feed you I know she needs you just go to work with her
(Vers 1) Stig Willy, vår skipper så kjekk, På Kjell Senior, en flott båt. Vi seiler ut på det store hav, Og fisken, den fanger vi godt. (Chorus) Stig Willy, vår helt, Han loser oss trygt i havn. Med garn og med snøre, Får vi fisk til vår favn. (Vers 2) Vi kaster ut våre garn, Og venter i spenning og tro. Plutselig så rykker det til, Og fisken, den sitter jo der. (Chorus) Stig Willy, vår helt, Han loser oss trygt i havn. Med garn og med snøre, Får vi fisk til vår favn. (Bridge) Vi takker deg, Stig Willy, For at du er vår skipper så god. Uten deg hadde vi ikke klart, Å få all den fisken vi får. (Chorus) Stig Willy, vår helt, Han loser oss trygt i havn. Med garn og med snøre, Får vi fisk til vår favn. (Outro) Stig Willy, Stig Willy, Vår skipper så bra. Vi er så heldige, Som har deg på Kjell Senior.
(Verse 1) The lathe spins round, a rhythmic beat, Steel shavings fall, a silver sheet. With practiced hands, a welder's art, Creates strong bonds, a work of heart. The carpenter's skill, precise and true, Shapes wood and form, a vision new. From blueprint's lines to finished piece, Industrial arts, a life of peace. (Verse 2) The engine hums, a powerful sound, Mechanics work, where skills abound. Electricians' wires, a network bright, Connecting power, day and night. The mason's craft, with mortar strong, Builds structures tall, where they belong. In factories vast, or workshops small, Industrial arts, stand proud and tall.
[Verse] He wore his daddy's boots, too big by half a size, With dreams of open ranges and endless prairie skies. But the nights are getting longer in this old, lonesome town, He's chasing rusting fences, where his dreams have all broke down. [Verse 2] His horse is growing weary, his saddle's worn and thin, He looks across the skyline, where the sunsets should begin. But the stars seem dimmer lately, the wind's a mournful cry, And a young cowboy wonders if this trail is worth the ride. [Chorus] All he's ever known, is the dust that coats his soul, And a heart that's filled with longing, in a world that's grown so cold. He’s a rider lost in shadows, where the twilight calls his name, The young cowboy's lament—it's a lonely, endless game. [Bridge] He dreams of soft green meadows, a place to call his own, A love that waits at twilight, with a light that brightly shone. But the prairie is a harsh one, it never speaks of kind, Leaves a young cowboy searching, for a peace he'll never find. [Verse 3] His hands are rough and scarred, from the life that he has led, Every mark upon his skin, tells a story left unsaid. And though he fights the sorrow, that settles like the dew, He rides each day still hoping, that his dreams might yet come true. [Chorus] All he's ever known, is the dust that coats his soul, And a heart that's filled with longing, in a world that's grown so cold. He’s a rider lost in shadows, where the twilight calls his name, The young cowboy's lament—it's a lonely, endless game.
[Verse] Billy Joe was born to wander, never knew a home, Rode the rails and lived by chasing dreams of far-off tones, But every night in smoky bars, his heart began to stray, To a girl named Lady May, who stole his breath away. [Verse 2] Lady May, she churned the butter, kept the cabin warm, Dreamed of purple mountains, far beyond the farmer's barn, She saw the way he looked at her, with eyes that held the night, But she was torn ’tween safety here and love's uncertain flight. [Chorus] Billy Joe, he’d serenade with the lonesome songs he'd wrote, He sang of love and tribute in a voice that held her hope, Lady May swayed to the tune but never sang along, For she could feel the shadows cast once love had up and gone. [Bridge] Rain fell hard on leathered roads, he wandered all alone, The lullaby of Lady May played softly in his bones, She feared to chase the outlaw’s life, to risk her tender soul, But Billy Joe, he'd trade the world to make that girl his own. [Chorus] Billy Joe, he’d serenade with the lonesome songs he'd wrote, He sang of love and tribute in a voice that held her hope, Lady May swayed to the tune but never sang along, For she could feel the shadows cast once love had up and gone. [Verse 3] One cold night, the stars aligned and hearts began to speak, He took her hand and promised her the world beyond the creek, Lady May the farmer's girl, felt the pull of unknown skies, And with a kiss, she whispered soft, the truth behind her eyes.