The Gym Attire Blues

I tried to ride a saddle down in Tennessee, But the leather couldn’t handle all the weight of me. The fellas at the bar keep laughin’ out loud, Sayin’, “Boy, your boots are big, but not as big as you’re proud!” I ain’t braggin’, I ain’t lyin’, But when I walk, you’d swear I’m ridin’. My cock’s too big for this small town, It’s breakin’ hearts, it’s causin’ frowns. I tried to tuck it in, but it won’t stay down, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. I met a sweet little girl out in Amarillo, She said, “Come on cowboy, let’s share a pillow.” But when the lights went out, she screamed with fright, She said, “Honey, that ain’t a pony—I’m callin’ it a night!” A curse or a blessing, I can’t decide, But it’s a long, hard road when you’re packin’ this ride. My cock’s too big for this small town, The local girls can’t hang around. I tried to settle down, but it’s renowned, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. Mama always told me, “Son, don’t you boast, Life ain’t a contest, but you’re winning the most.” Daddy said, “Boy, keep your head held high, But don’t let your ego block out the sky!” My cock’s too big for this small town, It’s splittin’ jeans and causin’ gowns. I tried to lay low, but word gets around, Lord, my cock’s too big for this small town. So I’ll head out west where the skies are wide, Where a man like me’s got room to ride. Maybe someday I’ll find my bride, ‘Til then, this big ol’ cock’s my pride.

(Verse 1) Sa bawat pagsikat ng araw, alaala mo'y sumasagi Ngiti mo, yakap mo, puso ko'y nag-aalab pa rin dati Ngunit ngayon, anino ka na lamang sa aking isipan Kinalimutan mo na ako, puso ko'y sugatan. (Chorus) Kaya mo pa bang mahalin siya, kahit kinalimutan ka na? Kahit wala nang pag-asa, puso mo'y umaasa pa? Bitu-in sa langit saksi sa aking pag iisa Pusong nagdadalumhati sa pag ibig na nawala (Verse 2) Bawat luha'y isang patak ng sakit na aking nadarama Pag-ibig na minsa'y mainit, ngayon ay nagyeyelo na Subalit bakit nga ba ako'y nagpupumilit pa? Sa alaala mong malabo, puso ko'y sayo pa (Chorus) Kaya mo pa bang mahalin siya, kahit kinalimutan ka na? Kahit wala nang pag-asa, puso mo'y umaasa pa? Bitu-in sa langit saksi sa aking pag iisa Pusong nagdadalumhati sa pag ibig na nawala (Bridge) Marahil, kailangan ko nang magpatuloy, Iwanan ang nakaraan, at tanggapin ang katotohanan. Ngunit ang puso ko'y matigas, ayaw bumitaw sa'yo Sa alaala mong kupas, ako'y nananatili pa rin dito. (Chorus) Kaya mo pa bang mahalin siya, kahit kinalimutan ka na? Kahit wala nang pag-asa, puso mo'y umaasa pa? Bitu-in sa langit saksi sa aking pag iisa Pusong nagdadalumhati sa pag ibig na nawala (Outro) Mahal ko pa rin siya, kahit alam kong wala na Isang pag-ibig na nasayang, isang pusong sugatan pa. Ngunit sa aking puso, isang pag-asa'y nananatili Na balang araw tayong magkikita muli

[Verse] There's a rabbit on Facebook, they call him Bun Jovi, With big ol' ears and a hop so lively, He's got a profile, and he's living free, In a small-town garden, just as happy as can be. [Verse 2] He digs in the dirt and nibbles on clover, Sharing his tales from his little hill delover, With pictures and posts that make us all grin, Bun Jovi, the rabbit, where do I begin? [Chorus] Oh, Bun Jovi, you're a Facebook star, Hopping through life, no matter where you are, From the garden fence to the digital sky, You show us how to live with a gleam in your eye. [Verse 3] There's a picture of him in a tiny blue hat, Sitting by the tulips, looking all that, He’s found his followers, from near and far, Bun Jovi’s charm is raising the bar. [Bridge] With every hop, every twitch of his nose, He spreads a bit of joy wherever he goes, On social media or in someone's yard, Bun Jovi's heart is never too far. [Chorus] Oh, Bun Jovi, you're a Facebook star, Hopping through life, no matter where you are, From the garden fence to the digital sky, You show us how to live with a gleam in your eye.

[Verse] They say it's for the good of the land, A tax on the air, paid by our hand, But out in the fields where the north winds blow, We're struggling to keep the farm afloat. [Verse 2] From Maple Leaf to the timbered pines, They're charging us for every dime, Promising green but all I see, Is red on my books and poverty. [Chorus] Oh, climate tax, they're lyin' to me, Takin' our money, it ain't free, They speak of change but what I see, Are empty barns and fallen dreams. [Verse 3] Paid the levy, gave all I could, But the cows ain't fat and the crop ain't good, They say it's science, but where's the proof, When all it buys is a leaky roof? [Chorus] Oh, climate tax, they're lyin' to me, Takin' our money, it ain't free, They speak of change but what I see, Are empty barns and fallen dreams. [Bridge] Out on the prairie, the truth unfolds, Hard working folks with heavy loads, It's a grand deception, can't believe my ears, We've been taxed on sweat, blood and tears.

[Verse] Desperté bajo un cielo gris Con sueños rotos en el suelo La lluvia canta en mi jardín Y tú te esfumas como un velo [Verse 2] Las horas pasan sin parar Las promesas pierden su color Pero encuentro en tu mirar Un destello de antiguo amor [Chorus] Corazones en el viento Bailan sin ningún lamento Entre risas y suspiros Nuestros lazos nunca fríos [Verse 3] El sol se asoma tímidamente Dibuja sombras en tu cara Tus ojos guardan la corriente De un río que no para [Verse 4] Caminamos por las calles a oscuras Con el eco de nuestra canción Las estrellas burlonas murmuran Guardan nuestro último adiós [Chorus] Corazones en el viento Bailan sin ningún lamento Entre risas y suspiros Nuestros lazos nunca fríos

[Verse] رحیم کیری کازرونی سر تاس و جَلقی یه مرد چهل ساله با ریشی و انگشت قلقی یه زندگی عجیب و غریب بس کودک باز بچه‌ها ازش می‌ترسن چون همیشه دهانش باز [Verse 2] با یه کت چرمی تارک دنیا شده محصولات قیقاجش همه جا پخش و پِلِه دنبال نخود سیاه می‌گرده هر جا بچه‌ها از دور سروتش با هیاهو [Chorus] ترانه رحیم بچه باز همه جا می‌پیچه قصه مردی که معرکه‌ست انگار هم نمی‌خوابه چرا اینطوری شده دنیا وای وای تو رو خدا یه کسی رحیم رو جمع کنه [Verse 3] تو شب‌های تاریک تو پارک‌ها می‌چَرخه حتی تو خوابم بچه‌ها ازش وحشت دارن به هر بازیچه‌ای می‌چسبه مثل عسل ما امید داریم که دستگیرش کنن این بار [Bridge] یه روز می‌رسه که مردم بیدار شن رحیم رو از پارک‌ها بیرون کنن باهم تلاش می‌کنیم تا حتی یه بچه بی‌آزار بتونه تو کوچه‌ها وقت بازی کنه آروم [Chorus] ترانه رحیم بچه باز همه جا می‌پیچه قصه مردی که معرکه‌ست انگار هم نمی‌خوابه چرا اینطوری شده دنیا وای وای تو رو خدا یه کسی رحیم رو جمع کنه

[Verse] Down the road in his worn-out boots, There's a fella everyone salutes. Playing games and making folks grin, But it's them feet that get under his skin. [Verse 2] He’s got a shelf of sneakers so neat, Gives his heart a rapid beat. From sandals to those old cowboy chaps, He's got more shoes than naps. [Chorus] Chuggaaconboy, he ain't shy, Talks 'bout feet till pigs can fly. Wearing Reeboks, Crocs, and more, Got feet and shoes worth singing for. [Verse 3] In his videos, he's all in, But it's the footwear that's his sin. From Mario hops to Pokémon walks, His love for feet gets all the talks. [Chorus] Chuggaaconboy, he ain't shy, Talks 'bout feet till pigs can fly. Wearing Reeboks, Crocs, and more, Got feet and shoes worth singing for. [Bridge] Every size, from big to small, He’s got them posters on the wall. Laugh and jest, but now you see, Feet and Chuggaaconboy, they be meant to be.

[Verse] SlimKirby sat down to play, In Mario Party, bright as day, Stars and coins, the stakes were high, Laughs and cheers filled the sky. [Verse 2] Through the minigames he fought, Every victory he sought, Board by board, he took his turn, But fate had something fierce to learn. [Chorus] Oh, SlimKirby, with his eyes on the prize, Lost by a coin, much to his surprise, One step short of that sweet embrace, Victory slipped from his grasp's trace. [Verse 3] One last turn, the tension grew, Rival players, they all knew, The countdown felt like eternity, As he landed just shy of victory. [Verse 4] The crowd fell silent, hearts they ached, A single coin was all it'd take, The scoreboard showed what should’ve been, But destiny turned with a grin. [Chorus] Oh, SlimKirby, with his eyes on the prize, Lost by a coin, much to his surprise, One step short of that sweet embrace, Victory slipped from his grasp's trace.

[Verse] Woke up today you're not around Your shadow's gone no trace no sound Left me in a mess I'm all unwound Heartbeats echo lost nowhere to be found [Verse 2] Old records play our song on loop Memories haunt me you're the scoop Promises broke gone like a troop I'm left here standing just a droop [Chorus] Gone without a trace you left me behind Pieces of my heart scattered in the wind Can't find a reason I'm losing my mind Every corner turned but you're so unkind [Verse 3] Photos on the wall your smile so bright Now they fade colors of the night Loneliness creeps in it's such a fight Holding on to dreams that you made light [Bridge] Echoes in the hallway whispers in air I'm chasing ghosts but you're never there Tears fall down like a silent prayer Missing your touch but you don't care [Chorus] Gone without a trace you left me behind Pieces of my heart scattered in the wind Can't find a reason I'm losing my mind Every corner turned but you're so unkind

[Verse] In a room with glowing screens, He holds his rightful throne. With hands that craft the unseen, In Hyrule, he stands alone. [Verse 2] ZFG, the player's ace, With tricks and turns so sly, Through forests, fields, and space, He makes Link's spirit fly. [Chorus] Cheating time, breaking scenes, He finds the hidden ways. Ocarina's wistful themes, Guide him through the maze. [Verse 3] With glitches, skips, and slides, He conquers every land. In the realm where courage hides, He’s got Zelda in his hand. [Chorus] Cheating time, breaking scenes, He finds the hidden ways. Ocarina's wistful themes, Guide him through the maze. [Verse 4] Water Temple's twisted path, He knows every corner tight, Ruto's tears and Ganon's wrath, He’ll beat them all by night.

[Verse] I rolled on into Fredericton, my heart was full of dread, Had to take my mama there, she said she felt half-dead, Dr. Chalmers Hospital, it's the only place to go, But I've heard too many tales 'bout the woes folks know. [Verse 2] Nurses running ragged, doctors turning blind, Mama in a hallway bed, her pain easy to find, Hours turn to days, while the clock ticks slow, In that cold, unforgiving place, time forgets to flow. [Chorus] Bad news at Chalmers, the stories they all tell, From the waiting rooms to the treatment floors, it’s a slice of hell, You pray for aid or comfort, but you only find delay, Bad news at Chalmers, wish we had another way. [Verse 3] Eighteen hours later, and they still don’t have a clue, Mama's hurting even more, and there's nothing we can do, Anger in the people's eyes, frustration in the air, In Dr. Chalmers' cold gray walls, it feels like no one cares. [Verse 4] Broken elevators and stained old floors, Medicine that never comes and endless closed doors, I hold my mama’s hand, whisper it'll be alright, Hoping they come to their senses before another night. [Chorus] Bad news at Chalmers, the stories they all tell, From the waiting rooms to the treatment floors, it’s a slice of hell, You pray for aid or comfort, but you only find delay, Bad news at Chalmers, wish we had another way.

[Verse] Blia was a force, bigger than the town, With a laugh so loud, it could knock you down. She loved to talk, but never to hear, Chased all the boys right outta here. [Chorus] Oh, Blia's lonely heart, what can you do? A little kindness might bring love to you. She couldn't keep a man, try as she might, Her harsh words sent them into the night. [Verse 2] Down at the diner, with her coffee cup, Blia'd stir up trouble, never let up. Her words cut deep like a plow through soil, Leaving hearts behind in disarray and toil. [Chorus] Oh, Blia's lonely heart, what can you do? A little kindness might bring love to you. She couldn't keep a man, try as she might, Her harsh words sent them into the night. [Verse 3] Even the preacher couldn't find a way, To soften her heart or brighten her day. She'd laugh and scoff in the church's pew, Never quite cared for what others knew. [Chorus] Oh, Blia's lonely heart, what can you do? A little kindness might bring love to you. She couldn't keep a man, try as she might, Her harsh words sent them into the night.