My Cocks too big for This Small Town

She was a small-town girl with a fire inside, Green eyes shining bright, a heart open wide, In a world so quiet, she dreamt of escape, But never knew the price she’d have to pay. He came from Lower Hutt, with a laugh so wild, Blue eyes that could steal, a devilish smile, He was trouble, the kind you can’t deny, She didn’t know it, but she was gonna fly. (Pre-Chorus) They met in the middle, two worlds colliding, She was innocent, he was a hurricane, hiding, Her heart was a fire, his soul was a storm, But together they were alive, each other reborn. (Chorus) Green eyes, blue skies, chasing the thrill, From Santa Fe to LA, climbing every hill, They danced through the night, high on the stars, Fell in love with the chaos, and each other’s scars. They had a daughter, then a son, and a dream, Built a life in the madness, the wildest team, They were twin flames, souls intertwined, Lost everyone but found each other, hearts aligned. (Verse 2) She was the dreamer, with a heart full of light, He was the trouble, lost in the fight, They partied and ran, through nights full of fire, She didn’t know it then, but he’d take her higher. In the back of her mind, she heard the warnings loud, But her love was pure, and her soul was proud, She never saw the darkness that he held inside, But in the chaos, they’d both collide. (Pre-Chorus) They met in the middle, two worlds colliding, She was innocent, he was a hurricane, hiding, Her heart was a fire, his soul was a storm, But together they were alive, each other reborn. (Chorus) Green eyes, blue skies, chasing the thrill, From Santa Fe to LA, climbing every hill, They danced through the night, high on the stars, Fell in love with the chaos, and each other’s scars. They had a daughter, then a son, and a dream, Built a life in the madness, the wildest team, They were twin flames, souls intertwined, Lost everyone but found each other, hearts aligned. (Bridge) They lost friends, lost family, lost themselves, But through the darkness, they found their wealth, In each other, in the love they chose to keep, They ran wild and free, no promises to break. Through South Dakota fields and Colorado skies, They lived every day with no goodbyes, The world couldn’t hold them, they were too alive, Fighting through it all, just to survive. (Chorus) Green eyes, blue skies, chasing the thrill, From Santa Fe to LA, climbing every hill, They danced through the night, high on the stars, Fell in love with the chaos, and each other’s scars. They had a daughter, then a son, and a dream, Built a life in the madness, the wildest team, They were twin flames, souls intertwined, Lost everyone but found each other, hearts aligned. (Outro) Green eyes, blue skies, and the world at their feet, They ran through it all, no retreat, From Wisconsin to New Zealand, love was the key, Two souls on fire, forever wild and free. They had each other, through all the pain, Together, forever, they’d break every chain

[Verse] Stolen glances over smoke Love that fate just can't revoke Your touch like fire on my skin In the dark our tale begins [Chorus] Forbidden hearts Beating wild Runaways Like reckless child Chains of fate They hold us close Shadows whisper what they chose [Verse 2] Danger shadows every kiss Passion's heat in secret bliss Worlds conspire to tear us down In this chaos We won't drown [Chorus] Forbidden hearts Beating wild Runaways Like reckless child Chains of fate They hold us close Shadows whisper what they chose [Bridge] Night falls We hide away Defy the rules Come what may Two hearts One life to steal In the dark It's all so real [Chorus] Forbidden hearts Beating wild Runaways Like reckless child Chains of fate They hold us close Shadows whisper what they chose

[Verse] Curtis walks the town with a sneer in his eye, He's got a heart made of stone and a head full of lies, He loves to put down women with his cruel, twisted charm, Leaving hearts in pieces and causing alarm. [Chorus] Oh Curtis, you think you're the king of the hill, But your kingdom's just a house of broken will, The women you've hurt won't forget your name, Curtis, you're mean, you're a bringer of shame. [Verse] He struts through the bar like he owns the whole place, With a crooked smile spread across his face, He pours out the charm like a snake with its prey, But behind that mask, he's as cold as the day. [Chorus] Oh Curtis, you think you're the king of the hill, But your kingdom's just a house of broken will, The women you've hurt won't forget your name, Curtis, you're mean, you're a bringer of shame. [Bridge] One day you'll find that the mirror reflects, All the pain and the sorrow and all the regrets, You're a coward at heart, hiding behind your cruel ways, Curtis, your judgment ain't far away. [Verse] The town knows your game, they've seen through your lie, Whispers follow you, Curtis, like clouds in the sky, Your reign of terror's ending, your grip's getting weak, Curtis, your future's looking bleak.

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[Verse] Ricky da Mafia runnin through night Got blood on his hands ain't lookin for light Pedal to metal he ain’t got no brakes Heart full of vengeance love full of fakes [Verse] Shadows chase followin his tale Hiding his scars under thick veiled pale Streetlights flicker as he speeds through No savin grace ain’t got a clue [Chorus] Ricky da Mafia in shadows he roams Fear in his eyes and dark tempered bones Past ghosts whisper danger in tone Caged in fury never alone [Bridge] Whispers round corners secrets in air Pain masked by the tough blank stare Empty bottles shattered mirrors Nothin left inside but fears [Verse] Rusty blade hidden under his coat Words of the lost in each cruel note Smiles are lies and trust’s all broke Chains of vengeance no good bloke [Chorus] Ricky da Mafia in shadows he roams Fear in his eyes and dark tempered bones Past ghosts whisper danger in tone Caged in fury never alone

(Verse 1) The rain was fallin’ on that cold November night, We were laughin’, singin’, everything felt right. But the road was slick, and the world turned black, One wrong move, and there was no turnin’ back. I woke up alone in a sterile white room, The silence screamed your name, but you were gone too soon. They said I survived, but I don’t feel alive, Just a ghost in the wreckage, barely gettin’ by. (Chorus) I’m carryin’ the weight of the wheel, The guilt of the life I couldn’t shield. I’d trade my breath for one more day, To hear your voice, to see your face. But the road don’t care, and the pain is real, I’m drownin’ in the weight of the wheel. (Verse 2) Your picture’s on the dash, but it don’t feel the same, The empty seat beside me whispers your name. I close my eyes, and I see it all again, The crash, the screams, the where and when. I should’ve been the one, I should’ve took the fall, But fate’s a cruel judge, and it don’t care at all. Now I’m stuck in this prison of guilt and shame, A life without you don’t feel like livin’ anyway. (Chorus) I’m carryin’ the weight of the wheel, The guilt of the life I couldn’t shield. I’d trade my breath for one more day, To hear your voice, to see your face. But the road don’t care, and the pain is real, I’m drownin’ in the weight of the wheel. (Bridge) They say time heals, but they don’t understand, The scars on my heart, the blood on my hands. I’d give anything to rewrite that night, To hold you close, to make it right. (Chorus) I’m carryin’ the weight of the wheel, The guilt of the life I couldn’t shield. I’d trade my breath for one more day, To hear your voice, to see your face. But the road don’t care, and the pain is real, I’m drownin’ in the weight of the wheel. (Outro) So I’ll drive these roads ‘til the gas runs dry, Chasin’ shadows, chasin’ why. The weight of the wheel, it’s all I feel, A broken man behind the wheel

Tom’s been around, since the reel-to-reel, From Pine dale to Big Piney, keeping it real. A little opinionated, but that’s his way, Still got that spark, every single day. It’s the drive home, from Sublette to here, Tom’s on the mic, with a voice you can cheer. From the classics to the latest hits, He’s still got it, no doubt about it!

"The Caleb Show" Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" He’s got excuses! He’s got hot takes! But common sense is what he lacks! Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! Nobody can say his last name right… Sazzy-baka? Sarah-banana? Sharpy-jocka? Suh-zarba...what? "Oh, uh… just call me Caleb." It’s The Caleb Show! He’s got questions, but no clue! Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! Yeah, The Caleb Show! He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" "Caleb, please… just stop." THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! (freeze-frame high-five) Starring Timothée Chalamet!

(Verse 1) I came home with a flag in my hand, A hero’s welcome in a broken land. But the cheers faded fast when I walked through the door, And I saw what I wasn’t fighting for. A baby’s cry cut through the air, But the eyes weren’t mine, and I couldn’t stare. She said, “I’m sorry,” but the words felt thin, The war I left was the one within. (Chorus) Now I’m drowning in empty promises and whiskey, Trading my medals for a bottle of misery. I gave my all, but it wasn’t enough, Love turned to ashes, and life got too tough. So I’ll drink to the end, let the pain take its toll, ‘Cause the battle at home broke this soldier’s soul. (Verse 2) I tried to forget, but the memories stayed, The vows we made, the price I paid. She said she loved me, but the truth was clear, The life we built disappeared. I watched her cry as I closed my eyes, But the hurt ran too deep, and the well ran dry. I raised my glass to the life we lost, And paid the price, no matter the cost. (Chorus) Now I’m drowning in empty promises and whiskey, Trading my medals for a bottle of misery. I gave my all, but it wasn’t enough, Love turned to ashes, and life got too tough. So I’ll drink to the end, let the pain take its toll, ‘Cause the battle at home broke this soldier’s soul. (Bridge) They say time heals, but the scars remain, A heart too heavy, a life too vain. She followed me down that lonely road, Two broken hearts, one final load. (Chorus) Now we’re drowning in empty promises and whiskey, Trading our dreams for a bottle of misery. We gave our all, but it wasn’t enough, Love turned to ashes, and life got too tough. So we’ll drink to the end, let the pain take its toll, ‘Cause the battle at home broke two weary souls. (Outro) Now the flags fly low, and the silence screams, Two lives undone by a shattered dream. We’ll meet again where the pain can’t go, In a place where the whiskey don’t flow.

🎶 "The Caleb Show" - Cheesy Sitcom Theme Song 🎶 (Upbeat, corny, and full of 90s sitcom charm!) (🎸🎷 Funky intro with a slap bass groove and cheesy synth horns 🎺🎶) (Verse 1) Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" (🎶 Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" 🎶) (Verse 2) He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" (Pre-Chorus - Build up!) 🎶 He’s got excuses! 🎶 🎶 He’s got hot takes! 🎶 🎶 But common sense is what he lacks! 🎶 🎶 Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, 🎶 🎶 And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! 🎶 (Chorus - Big cheesy sitcom vibes!) 🎶 It’s The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s got questions, but no clue! 🎶 🎶 Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! 🎶 🎶 Yeah, The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) 🎶 🎶 If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! 🎶 (Outro - Laugh track kicks in!) 🎶 "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" 🎶 🎶 "Caleb, please… just stop." 🎶 🎶 THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! 🎶 (freeze-frame high-five)

[Verse] Walking down the boulevard we stand tall Shouting loud to the sky no one can fall Building walls in our minds break them down We’ll rise together own this town [Verse 2] Red hats on and flags in hand Marching forward we take command Voices loud in unity we say Let's make it shine never fade away [Chorus] Oh we're making it great again Lift the banner high let it wave my friend Together we'll mend what is broken and torn In this land of ours we’ll be reborn [Bridge] From the cities to the fields we roam Every heart beats true every house a home We're forging ahead lighting the way In this great land we'll proudly stay [Verse 3] Change is the spark the fire we light Bringing dawn to the longest night Forward together we'll set the pace With strength in our soul we'll embrace [Chorus] Oh we're making it great again Lift the banner high let it wave my friend Together we'll mend what is broken and torn In this land of ours we’ll be reborn

Tom’s been around, since the reel-to-reel, From Pinedale to Big Piney, keeping it real. A little opinionated, but that’s his way, Still got that spark, every single day. It’s the drive home, from Sublette to here, Tom’s on the mic, with a voice you can cheer. From the classics to the latest hits, He’s still got it, no doubt about it!