Light fingered Cai

Main Ninja Hattori... TCS Ka Sapna Lekar Aaya Hoon! Classrooms ke peeche, canteen ke paar Dekho kaun campus mein aaya yaar Ninja Hattori, TCS lekar aaya yaar Sabka sapna, sabka pyaar Mass recruitment ka yeh sansaar (Chorus) TCS Ninja, sabka ultimate dream Job guarantee, lagta placement machine Main hoon ek Ninja! DSA aur web dev ka show banayega Three point Three LPA pe sabko khush kar jayega! Mass recruiters, sapne sajayega! Zoom pe test aur Apti ka round Communication skills mein thoda sound Resumé polish, coding tight Ninja banne ki sabko fight! (Chorus) TCS Ninja, sabka ultimate dream Job guarantee, lagta placement machine Main hoon ek Ninja! DSA aur web dev ka show banayega 3.36 pe sabko khush kar jayega! Mass recruiters, sapne sajayega! Outro Placement day hai sabka mela Ninja Hattori ne toh career khila diya! Line lagayi sabne sapne lekar TCS wale aaye sapne bekarar!

(Intro) Cai, oh Cai, you’re a menace, it’s true, Stealing our stuff, leaving skid marks too. From Spiderman to rapper, he’s tried every phase, But his comedy crimes are his glory days. (Verse 1) Fifteen years old, thinks he’s slick and sly, Snoops through the house with a glint in his eye. Nicks your charger, your socks, your phone, Then swears it’s his, though the proof is shown. Caught on camera? He’ll put on a show, “Wasn’t me, mate, I don’t even know!” With a huff and a puff like the nursery rhyme, Cai’s comedy crimes are a waste of time. (Chorus) Oh, Light-Fingered Cai, the lazy little twat, Stealing our clothes, our chargers, our hat. His room’s like a crime scene, a total disgrace, But he’s nanna’s soldier, her pride, her ace. (Verse 2) He’s annoyed the dogs, smoked like a fool, Thinks he’s the king, breaking every rule. Steals a hoodie, says, “Yeah, it’s mine,” Even when the label says it’s clearly not his size. Basketball star? Nah, that didn’t stick, Bodybuilder dreams? Another quick pick. Boxer, rapper, Spiderman too, But let’s face it, Cai—none of it’s you. (Chorus) Oh, Light-Fingered Cai, the lazy little twat, Stealing our socks, our headphones, our hat. From bodybuilder to baller, he’s tried every phase, But his comedy crimes are his glory days. (Bridge) Time to wind your neck in, boy, give it a rest, Your comedy crimes aren’t making you the best. Stop nicking our stuff, stop leaving your mess, Maybe grow up, Cai—just a little progress. (Chorus) Oh, Light-Fingered Cai, the menace, the brat, Nanna might love you, but you’re driving us mad. Your life of fake crime, it’s all just a haze,

I still see Kyle with his soup in my dreams, Slurping all the broth, ignoring my screams. Thought it was a joke, but it’s deeper, it seems— Now I’m trapped in Kyle’s soup-themed schemes. I have soup dreams, Kyle slurps and he stirs, He stole all the broth, yeah, that’s what I’ve heard. My spoon is empty, my cries go unheard, Kyle’s soup obsession is truly absurd. Kyle walked in with a bowl so wide, Chicken noodle splashing like a soup landslide. I asked for a taste, but he shot me a glare, Said, “Get your own soup, don’t you even dare.” From ramen noodles to beefy stews, Kyle’s got a soup stash that he’ll never lose. His locker smells like minestrone dreams, But he’s the soup king, and I’m stuck downstream. Kyle’s got the stock, the spice, the thyme and bay leaf. While I’m out here, just drowning in grief. I have soup dreams, Kyle slurps and he stirs, He stole all the broth, yeah, that’s what I’ve heard. My spoon is empty, my cries go unheard, Kyle’s soup obsession is truly absurd. Kyle won’t share his tomato bisque. I asked one time, and he took the risk— To eat the whole bowl right in my face, Kyle’s soup stash is his sacred space. I tried to sneak a sip of his chowder, But he caught me quick and said, “Soup’s my power!” Now I’m stuck, just dreaming at night, Of soup-filled days when the sharing was right. I still see Kyle with his soup in my dreams, Slurping all the broth, ignoring my screams. Thought it was a joke, but it’s deeper, it seems— Now I’m trapped in Kyle’s soup-themed schemes.

(Verse 1) Many men, many men, rollin' the dice, Many men strategize, but they’re not precise. Many men swing swords, missin' the mark, Many men lose troops to a dragon’s spark. Many men get loud, screamin’ in the chat, Many men blame luck when their plans go splat. Many men plot big but fall apart, Many men rage quit before they start. (Chorus) Oh, many men, chaos on the field, Many men, their fates are sealed. From Total War to laughs galore, Many men keep comin’ back for more. (Verse 2) Many men, many men, takin’ dumb risks, One guy’s army eaten by giant fists. Many men panic when their flanks get hit, Many men yell, “This game’s total shit!” Many men blame lag, their keyboards clack, Many men swear they’ll never come back. But many men reload, it’s all in the game, Total War madness, they’ll do it again. (Chorus) Oh, many men, chaos on the field, Many men, their fates are sealed. From Total War to laughs galore, Many men keep comin’ back for more.

(Verse 1) There’s a guy named Thai, sly as can be, On Discord calls, hidin’ what we can’t see. While the chat’s alive, he’s quiet and chill, But he’s sneakin’ bites, gettin’ his fill. Cats on his plate, he’s a master of stealth, Feastin’ in secret, his forbidden wealth. With a smirk on his face, he’s playin’ it cool, Thai’s midnight snack breaks every rule. (Chorus) Oh, Thai’s on Discord, sneaky and sly, Makin’ his moves while the cats go by. With a fork in hand and a look so keen, Thai’s secret feast stays unseen. (Verse 2) He mutes his mic, then takes a bite, Laughin’ along, keepin’ it light. But the truth comes out in the dead of night, Thai’s cat buffet, a curious sight. They say he’s sly, but there’s more to his game, Secretly Chinese, but who’s to blame? He’s got his ways, a mystery untold, Thai’s strange appetite, daring and bold. (Chorus) Oh, Thai’s on Discord, sneaky and sly, Makin’ his moves while the cats go by. With a fork in hand and a look so keen, Thai’s secret feast stays unseen. (Outro) So here’s to Thai, the man of disguise, Feastin' on cats beneath watchful eyes. On Discord he reigns, a mystery true, The cat-eating king, we’re lookin' at you.

(Verse 1) There’s a guy named Thai, sly as can be, On Discord calls, hidin’ what we can’t see. While the chat’s alive, he’s quiet and chill, But he’s sneakin’ bites, gettin’ his fill. Cats on his plate, he’s a master of stealth, Feastin’ in secret, his forbidden wealth. With a smirk on his face, he’s playin’ it cool, Thai’s midnight snack breaks every rule. (Chorus) Oh, Thai’s on Discord, sneaky and sly, Makin’ his moves while the cats go by. With a fork in hand and a look so keen, Thai’s secret feast stays unseen. (Verse 2) He mutes his mic, then takes a bite, Laughin’ along, keepin’ it light. But the truth comes out in the dead of night, Thai’s cat buffet, a curious sight. They say he’s sly, but there’s more to his game, Secretly Chinese, but who’s to blame? He’s got his ways, a mystery untold, Thai’s strange appetite, daring and bold. (Chorus) Oh, Thai’s on Discord, sneaky and sly, Makin’ his moves while the cats go by. With a fork in hand and a look so keen, Thai’s secret feast stays unseen. (Outro) So here’s to Thai, the man of disguise, Feastin' on cats beneath watchful eyes. On Discord he reigns, a mystery true, The cat-eating king, we’re lookin' at you.

[Verse] Woke up this morning feeling the breeze Monique beside me her gas we can't freeze She smiles so bright with a funny delight Her toots like love notes in the middle of night [Chorus] Monique you're my symphony oh how you toot In a world full of music you play the flute Our love is a melody full of heartfelt joy Even when you’re gassy girl you're my favorite toy [Verse 2] We dance in the kitchen her rhythm profound Stepping to the music of her gaseous sound Not every tune is perfect but it’s our song to share In this odorous opera she's beyond compare [Chorus] Monique you're my symphony oh how you toot In a world full of music you play the flute Our love is a melody full of heartfelt joy Even when you’re gassy girl you're my favorite toy [Bridge] Some cover their noses some run away fast But I laugh and embrace our symphony's blast Monique and her melody we’ll never part She’s the queen of my gassy heart [Chorus] Monique you're my symphony oh how you toot In a world full of music you play the flute Our love is a melody full of heartfelt joy Even when you’re gassy girl you're my favorite toy

[Verse] Overflowing bins on our street Rubbish stacked up can't be beat Council workers hard to find Extra bin day would be kind [Chorus] Bins are filling up too fast Trash mountain really won't last Collection days are all a blur Too much junk it's quite the stir [Verse 2] Wrap it tight and tie it up Overflowing like a cup Wish someone would come along To clean this up and make it strong [Chorus] Bins are filling up too fast Trash mountain really won't last Collection days are all a blur Too much junk it's quite the stir [Bridge] Extra pickup save the day Take this rubbish far away Council please don't be so slow Before our bins completely blow [Verse 3] Garbage trucks we're begging now Come and save us holy cow This season's mess is more than grand We need a rescue that's the plan

Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!

Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!

In the shadows of the kitchen, where the demons dare to play, A cauldron of temptation, simmering night and day, Wrapped in tortillas of despair, a fate you can't outrun, A feast of dark desires, under the flickering sun. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Verse 2) Chili peppers like daggers, slicing through the night, A symphony of flavors, a brutal appetite, With each bite a battle, a war you can't resist, The mayhem of the salsa, a twisted, fiery fist. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Bridge) Ravenous gorging, the darkness takes its toll, Each layer a coffin, as it swallows your soul, Cilantro like poison, creeping through your veins, With every deadly morsel, you’re shackled by the chains. (Solo) [Electric guitar wails, screaming through the night, A solo of anguish, the embodiment of fright.] (Verse 3) In the aftermath of pleasure, regret begins to rise, A stomach full of nightmares, a banquet of demise, The guacamole graveyard, where the lost flavors lie, Feeding on your weakness, as you let out a sigh. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Outro) So embrace your dark cravings, let the torment begin, For in the dance of burritos, you’ll find solace in sin, B34N Burrit0z, the ultimate delight, A heavy metal banquet, in the throes of the night!

May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To have a seizure (to have a seizure) Everybody (everybody) Come take my nose (come take my nose) We'll walk through Sesame Street together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His noses are long, hairs none existence, GYATTs are smelly There's food on his bucket already, Eminem's boreana He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to have a seizure, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the Tik Tok as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through Sesame Street I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the underground now And when I'm gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my long noses Just know that I'm looking down on you dying And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea And when he's gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his none existence hairs Just know that he's looking down on you mewing And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea in your bucket.