The None existence Hairs Hip Hop By The Bendovers

(Verse 1) House party in the North Hampshire scene, Lights flashing, yeah, you know what I mean. Seven years streaming, it feels like a dream, Started in twenty-seventeen, working my beam. (Chorus) Lydia, where’s these hats? Gotta get that merch, it’s time to relax. Raving hard with my techno beats, Smashing kills while I’m dropping heat. (Verse 2) Fortnite nights, I’m running the show, Racking up them crowns, always on a go. Victory Royale, you better believe, But without my hats, can’t let my fans grieve. (Chorus) Lydia, where’s these hats? We want that merch, gotta check the stats. Duos, trios, squads in the fray, Building high, or no builds, let’s play! (Bridge) From the start, I was grinding away, Streaming for hours, no time for delay. Remember the vibes when we laughed 'til we cried, In this game together, side by side. (Chorus) Lydia, where’s these hats? Gotta get that merch, it’s time to relax. Raving hard with my techno beats, Smashing kills while I’m dropping heat. (Outro) I’m a horse, not a turtle, never gonna lose, Fast on this grind, I’m living my muse. So hurry it up, Lidia, don’t leave me in doubt, Fanatic Stallion, you know what I’m about. Fortnite vibes, let’s ride, there’s no way to fade out!

Verse 1: Mere yaar bhai, yeh kaali gadi leke, Mann mein badmashi, dil se kabhi na thake, Leke handu, maaren saare jo raaste mein aaye, Duniya ki baatein, humne kabhi na samjhaaye. Gali mein ghoomte, badmashi ka style, Mere yaar bhai, har waqt rahe mild, Apni duniya, apna raaj, kaali gadi, Sath mein bhai, jaise rakhke jholi ka laadi. Chorus: Kaali gadi, dunali, yeh humari pehchaan, Bhaiyon ke saath mein, jaha bhi chalein, maan! Badmashi karen, kismat ko jo hamaare haath, Mere yaar bhai, badla de humne apne raaste ka raaj! Verse 2: Mere yaar bhai, hum hain doston ki maa, Koi samjhe na humein, lekin hum hain duniya ke sha, Gadi chalti jaye, hum thode badmaash, Pehchane jo humne, wohi rahe hamaare saath! Bhai ke liye jaan denge, yeh toh hai kasam, Raaste mein ho jo rukawat, karenge hum unko dham, Kaali gadi mein ho saare bhai, Dil se aise badmashi, jaise dosti ki baat hai asli bhai. Chorus: Kaali gadi, dunali, yeh humari pehchaan, Bhaiyon ke saath mein, jaha bhi chalein, maan! Badmashi karen, kismat ko jo hamaare haath, Mere yaar bhai, badla de humne apne raaste ka raaj! Bridge: Meri dosti ka rang, dark blue, kaali gadi mein hum, Jo chalenge saath, wohhi chalenge hum, Badmashi ka style, samajh mein aaye jo thoda, Mere yaar bhai, hum hain asli, jaise ek khandaani dholaa. Verse 3: Mere yaar bhai, saath ho toh kuch bhi karenge, Zindagi ke raaste pe, hum sirf jeetenge, Hath mein dunali, sochne ka waqt kahan, Jo sath hain humare, woh rahe hamare jaan! Chorus: Kaali gadi, dunali, yeh humari pehchaan, Bhaiyon ke saath mein, jaha bhi chalein, maan! Badmashi karen, kismat ko jo hamaare haath, Mere yaar bhai, badla de humne apne raaste ka raaj! (Beat fades out with a final bass drop) Yeh tha humara kaali gadi ka rap, Mere yaar bhai, dosti ka full tap.

May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To have a seizure (to have a seizure) Everybody (everybody) Come take my nose (come take my nose) We'll walk through Sesame Street together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His noses are long, hairs none existence, GYATTs are smelly There's food on his bucket already, Eminem's boreana He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to have a seizure, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the Tik Tok as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through Sesame Street I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the underground now And when I'm gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my long noses Just know that I'm looking down on you dying And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea And when he's gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his none existence hairs Just know that he's looking down on you mewing And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea in your bucket.

(Strophe 1) Im stillen Örtchen, da passiert Magie, Wo die Lüfte wehen, da bleibst du nie. Ein kleiner Knall, oh welch Melodie, Ein Duft der Freiheit, das riechst sogar du! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Strophe 2) Da sitzt man friedlich, in Gedanken vertieft, Doch plötzlich: Plopp! – hat das Klo was gekriegt! Der Furz gibt Takt, die Schüssel swingt mit, Das ist Kunst, das Klo macht den Hit. (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Bridge) Manche riechen Rosen, andere eher nicht, Doch so ist das Leben – wer furzt, der bricht. Ob groß, ob klein, wir sind alle gleich, Ein König auf’m Thron – das ist doch reich! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Outro) Also feier den Furz, das Klo als Thron, Wir alle brauchen’s – da gibt’s kein Davon. Ein Lied fürs Leben, von Flutsch und Wind, Wir lachen darüber, egal, wer wir sind!

(Strophe 1) Im stillen Örtchen, da passiert Magie, Wo die Lüfte wehen, da bleibst du nie. Ein kleiner Knall, oh welch Melodie, Ein Duft der Freiheit, das riechst sogar du! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Strophe 2) Da sitzt man friedlich, in Gedanken vertieft, Doch plötzlich: Plopp! – hat das Klo was gekriegt! Der Furz gibt Takt, die Schüssel swingt mit, Das ist Kunst, das Klo macht den Hit. (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Bridge) Manche riechen Rosen, andere eher nicht, Doch so ist das Leben – wer furzt, der bricht. Ob groß, ob klein, wir sind alle gleich, Ein König auf’m Thron – das ist doch reich! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Outro) Also feier den Furz, das Klo als Thron, Wir alle brauchen’s – da gibt’s kein Davon. Ein Lied fürs Leben, von Flutsch und Wind, Wir lachen darüber, egal, wer wir sind!

[Verse] Isik steps in with swagger so wrong Trips on his shoelace can't follow along Reads the directions upside down Thinks he's the king but wears a paper crown [Verse 2] Asks me how to spell cat with a K Misspelled his own name in a major way Wonders why his shoes don’t fit Left on the right foot what a misfit [Chorus] Oh Isik why you always so lost Navigating life at such a high cost Every step is like a comedy scene Living life in a perpetual dream [Bridge] Forgets to bring his keys oh well Locks himself out it's becoming a spell Thinks Wi-Fi comes from the sky Every day he wonders why [Verse 3] Mixes shampoo with his toast Calls tech support to fix a broken ghost Asks if fish can ride bikes Gets confused by traffic lights [Chorus] Oh Isik why you always so lost Navigating life at such a high cost Every step is like a comedy scene Living life in a perpetual dream

**Title: "In the Mix"** **Verse 1:** Yeah, I’m the white boy in the hood, Got my Nikes on, man, you know I’m lookin’ good, Grew up on the block where the stories unfold, Where the heart beats loud, and the dreams are bold. Friends rollin’ deep, we break bread every night, Got a squad full of legends, yeah, we ready for the fight. Respect in my heart, I ain’t tryna ride a wave, Just a kid with ambition, yeah, I’m tryna be brave. **Chorus:** From the concrete jungle, we rise and grind, Culture clash, but the love is blind, In the mix, yeah, we got our own scene, Unity strong, livin' out the dream. White boy in the hood, hear the struggle and the pain, But we dance through the rain, feel the joy and the strain. **Verse 2:** I learned from the legends, man, the OGs brought me in, Taught me how to hustle, made me who I am within, From the block parties, to the late-night games, Can’t forget where I came from, ain’t chasin’ no fame. We painting murals, telling stories of our lives, A canvas of resilience, where the passion survives. I’m just a kid with a vision, breaking down the walls, In the land of the free, hear the chorus of the calls. **Chorus:** From the concrete jungle, we rise and grind, Culture clash, but the love is blind, In the mix, yeah, we got our own scene, Unity strong, livin' out the dream. White boy in the hood, hear the struggle and the pain, But we dance through the rain, feel the joy and the strain. **Bridge:** Lights flashin’, life’s a movie, keep the cameras rollin’, In this world together, yeah, we constantly evolving. Different shades, same aim, it’s a beautiful blend, No matter where you from, we can all comprehend. From the struggle to the laughter, it’s the same heartbeat, Music in our veins, feel that rhythm in the street. **Chorus:** From the concrete jungle, we rise and grind, Culture clash, but the love is blind, In the mix, yeah, we got our own scene, Unity strong, livin' out the dream. White boy in the hood, hear the struggle and the pain, But we dance through the rain, feel the joy and the strain. **Outro:** So here’s to the hustle, the stories we wrote, From the highs to the lows, we’ll forever stay woke. Together we rise, hand in hand, side by side, In this crazy world, it’s love that’s our guide. Yeah, white boy in the hood, but my heart’s real loud, Standing tall, living proud, I’m part of this crowd.

[Verse] Deception drippin', pleasure turned poison Honeyed words, a love that's noison Serpents whisper, the heart feels treason Blindfolded eyes, can't see the reason [Verse 2] Cup of wine, laced with bitterness Sweet on the lips, but nothin' but distress Mask of love, pure falseness Lies intertwine in a sweet caress [Chorus] Pleasure and poison, deceit on the rise Lust in disguise, nothin' but lies Seductive song, love's cruel demise Blinded hearts, tears in their eyes [Verse 3] Allure so strong, it's toxic in nature Promises fade, reality's danger Venomous touch, faker than a wager Heartbreak hits, turn love into anger [Bridge] Whispers soft but the touch is deceit Pleasure’s façade, poison beneath Romance turned warfare on these streets Trust turned blade, betrayal's feast [Verse 4] Love's labyrinth, you're lost in a maze Sweetness fades, burnt in the haze Passion flickers, then it's ablaze Gaze in the mirror, lost in the daze

### **"Look Up, Jovan"** *(Intro)* Yo, Jovan, you better brace, 'Cause I'm 'bout to put you in your place. Think you’re big, think you’re tough? Boy, look up—you ain’t enough. *(Verse 1)* Jovan, you’re a joke, just a wannabe king, Got no crown, just a circus ring. Talkin’ loud, but your words don’t bite, You’re the kind of dude who loses fights to light. Your flex is weak, your game is lame, Your only real skill is bringing shame. Think you’re fly? Nah, you’re grounded, bruh, While I’m up top, shining like the sun! *(Chorus)* Jovan, look up, see the view, That’s my nuts swinging right above you. Stay in your lane, you ain’t got the clout, 'Cause I’m the one that they talk about! *(Verse 2)* Oh, Jovan, still there? You should’ve left, Your pride got robbed, call it a theft. You’re running in circles, chasing your tail, While I’m out here writing the winning tale. You’re the kind to text “u up?” at night, But even your phone ghosts your sorry plight. Hype yourself up, but your time is done, I’m the headline, kid, you’re just the pun. *(Chorus)* Jovan, look up, see the view, That’s my nuts swinging right above you. Stay in your lane, you ain’t got the clout, 'Cause I’m the one that they talk about! *(Bridge)* You’re the underdog, nah, the underfloor, While I’m the roof, the ceiling, the door. A hundred moves ahead, you’re stuck in rewind, Jovan, you're the reason for the “slow” in mankind. *(Outro)* So Jovan, take this L, it’s a free handout, From the guy whose name they chant and shout. Next time you wanna step, think twice, fool, Look up, see my nuts—this track is cruel. *(Mic drop)*

[Verse] Yo peek inside the mind of a genius profoundly rare Einstein’s vision more than just equations in the air E equals MC squared energy’s the flame Mass and speed of light man it’s never the same [Verse 2] He saw the universe in ways unheard Not just theories but the future he stirred Bent space and time like a cosmic dance Opened our eyes to a world of chance [Chorus] Einstein's dream it’s a vivid blaze Unlocking the secrets in a cosmic maze Twist and turn through the fabric of the stars His legacy’s written in light's memoirs [Verse 3] From Zurich to Princeton his journey did span The thoughts of one extraordinary man Rejected the norm and challenged the known In the realm of physics his seeds were sown [Bridge] Atoms collide in a brilliant swirl Changing the nature of our very world He gave us a glimpse beyond our sight A beacon of wisdom in the dead of night [Chorus] Einstein's dream it’s a vivid blaze Unlocking the secrets in a cosmic maze Twist and turn through the fabric of the stars His legacy’s written in light's memoirs

[Verse] Cuando el mundo se ralentiza y las luces se atenuan, Me acerca, me envuelve, las preocupaciones se van, Su aliento suave, la calma florece, En sus sueños, la vida se mece. [Verse 2] Una sonrisa furtiva que me salva el día, Brilla en la noche, una estrella tan fría, Manos entrelazadas, conquistamos el mañana, Ella sueña, el tiempo se desvanece sin ganas. [Chorus] Cuando ella sueña, viaje en su mente, Cada imagen, tan viviente, Pinturas que el miedo borra con prisa, En su mundo, su amor es la brisa. [Verse 3] Nubes albinas, cielos enmarañados, Susurran secretos, corazones enlazados, Ella vuela alto, el universo en su palma, Nos refugiamos, en la calma encontramos alma. [Bridge] Despertará al amanecer, la luna aún canta, Susurros del sol, melodía que encanta, Ella despierta, pero su sueño vive, En cada rincón, su luz revive. [Chorus] Cuando ella sueña, viaje en su mente, Cada imagen, tan viviente, Pinturas que el miedo borra con prisa, En su mundo, su amor es la brisa.

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