Ek kahani

Give me more weapons give me more cash My name is Zelensky and I love to clash Got a head full of cocaine it's my claim A green midget and yeah I'm insane Stealing the spotlight under the moon Looking like mini-Shrek with an attitude soon I've got a plan it's tricky and quick Hiding in shadows with gadgets and a trick I am the midget crazy and bold In the darkness stories unfold Watch out world as I make my move Shaking foundations zapping the groove Give me more weapons give me more cash My name is Zelensky and I love to clash Got a head full of cocaine it's my claim A green midget and yeah I'm insane Whisper in the alley shadows so sly Creeping around like a spy in the night Blending in places you'll never suspect With a heart full of mischief I'm ready to wreck Madness in pocket laughter in mind A mischievous creature one of a kind Roaming through cities causing a scene Green midget Zelensky on the chaotic routine

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.. I am walking to the street And .. ı back to the my home Pick my school bağ and put the fire Na na na na Yeah I am exit fucking this spend time exit to lose i hate this sentences baby dont leave my I want you ı need you plase dont leave me (me me me) Yeah Bıraktın gittin beni adi köpek Hain biriymişsin terk ettin beni hemen Sen nesin,kimsin..(anlayamıyorum) Çekil önümden pislik Bela mısın sen ya başıma Gerizekalı ya İlerle dön sağa bas gaza bebeğim Yeni hayat açalım Yeniden başlayalım (yeah yeah) Hadi tut elimi Gezelim dünyaları Başlatalım filmleri Serelim yorganları Evet şuanda Güzell ilerliyor (evet şuanda) Burunlarımızz tokuşuyor Saçıma güzel diyor Bebeğim bebeğim ya

**Verso 1 (Rap):** Ya no te importa, lo sé, te lo noto en la mirada, Aunque el cuerpo me llame, mi alma está quebrada. Pero hoy quiero un último instante, aunque duela, Es lo que queda cuando el amor ya no vuela. La gente dice que el tiempo lo cura todo, Pero yo sé que el reloj no nos devuelve lo roto. Te busqué en las sombras, ahora solo hay luz, Pero el sabor de tu piel me dejó este blues. **Coro:** Es mi último deseo, que lo sepas bien, Un instante contigo antes de decir adiós, Aunque tu amor ya se fue, me quedo con el bien De ese último momento, solo tú y yo. Gracias por el tiempo, por darnos esta chance, Aunque no fuimos más, por hoy tuve tu alcance. **Verso 2 (Rap):** No me arrepiento, aunque sé que no hay vuelta atrás, En tu cama me quedé, aunque no me quieras más. Mi alma sigue en tus manos, no te voy a mentir, Aunque ya no somos nada, me sigues a seguir. Te vi en tus ojos, esa chispa que se apaga, Es un fuego que se muere, pero me deja el alma vaga. Por eso te agradezco este último respiro, Aunque el amor ya se fue, me quedo con lo que miro. **Coro:** Es mi último deseo, que lo sepas bien, Un instante contigo antes de decir adiós, Aunque tu amor ya se fue, me quedo con el bien De ese último momento, solo tú y yo. Gracias por el tiempo, por darnos esta chance, Aunque no fuimos más, por hoy tuve tu alcance. **Puente (Rap):** La vida es una jugada, no siempre sale bien, Te buscaba y te encontraba, pero tú no me ves. A veces el amor es solo una herida, Y me quedo con lo que fuimos, aunque sea mentira. Te agradezco, aunque no supe jugar, Hoy acepto lo que no puedo cambiar. Y aunque se acabe esta historia, no hay rencor, Hoy te agradezco, amor, por darme tu calor. **Coro final:** Es mi último deseo, que lo sepas bien, Un instante contigo antes de decir adiós, Aunque tu amor ya se fue, me quedo con el bien De ese último momento, solo tú y yo. Gracias por el tiempo, por darnos esta chance, Aunque no fuimos más, por hoy tuve tu alcance.

Sabah uyandım yerleri sildim Atkımı taktım, dışarıya çıktım Dedim burası neresi Baktım çeşmenin bir yeri woww Öğlen lahmacun yedim yanında ayran yoldaki herkes bana hayran Bugün ramazan bayramı ulan Hadi gelin iftarimizi açak Parfümüm kokuyor vanilya Her attığım adım internette karşımda Everyone says what is your name Magazinde konuşuyorum kıyafetlerim prada Yürüyorum Hande Yener ile Attığım adım her yerde Geziyorum özgür bir şekilde Montum ise üstümde

(Verse 1 – Match Build-up 🤣) Aaj hai match, sabka BP high! Padosi ka TV toota last July! Abba ne bola "Beta namaaz padh lo," Beta bola "Pehle score check kar lo!" (Verse 2 – Shaheen vs Rohit Ka Scene 🤪) Shaheen daudta, full energy, Rohit bola, "Arey chill kar ji!" Pehli ball pe char, doosri ball pe chhakka! Pakistani bowler bole "Yaar ye kya bakwaas ka jhatka!?" (Chorus – Stadium Madness! 🎉) 🎤 INDIA INDIA! Chai pi lo! 🎤 PAKISTAN PAKISTAN! Dua bhi lo! Ball hawa mein, fielder neeche, Pak ke fans bole "Arey Allah ji, kyu dukh deeche?" (Verse 3 – 2007 Ka Badla 🤭) 2007 ka final yaad hai kya? Misbah ka scoop aur Bhajji ka gussa! Sreesanth ne catch liya, sab khatam, Pakistani fans bole, "Ye kya sitam!" 2011 mein Mohali ka dukh, Sachin ka fifty aur Afridi ka shukh! Wahab ki ball, Dhoni ka bat, Semi-final haar ke, sab bhool gaye chat! (Bridge – 2022 Ka Jazba 😂) T20 mein Virat ne dikhaya kamaal, Shaheen ka Yorker gaya bekaar! Har ball pe stress, dilon ka test, Pak ke fans bole "Bas bhai, no contest!" (Last Over Ke Popat! 🤣) 10 run chahiye, last over ka time, Pak ka bowler socha "Macha dunga crime!" Kohli ne maara, ball gayi hawaa mein, Fielder soch raha "Ye toh gaya Dubai mein!" (Final Chorus – Full Taang Kheechai! 🎊) INDIA INDIA! Trophy hamari! PAKISTAN PAKISTAN! Naseeb tumhari! Aaj Twitter pe memes chalayenge, Pakistan wale "Match fix hai" chillaayenge!

Ek ladka tha naam Ass Mint, Masti mein karta tha har hint, Ek din bola ek ladki ko, "Tum toh lagti ho South Africa ki currency, bro!" Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ladka tha mast magan, Par phir hua ek bada accident! Ladki boli, "Kya bakwas?" Tera dimaag hai ya bigda sa glass? Itne mein aa gaya momos wala, Uska bhi tha garam masala! Ass Mint ne fir maari ek aur line, "Mujhse shaadi karle, tu hai divine!" Par ladki ki aankh bhadki, Momos wale bhai ki garmi chadh gayi! Usne uthaya ek garam momo, Aur maara Ass Mint pe dhomo-dhomo, Ek punch diya naak pe zor, Ass Mint gir gaya seedha floor! Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ab tu lesson seekh le bhai, Kisi ko mat bol currency bhai! Ab Ass Mint hai samajhdar, Pehle sochta fir karta pyaar, Momos wala bhi cool ho gaya, Ab sab kuch rule ho gaya!

1. Matematica mă bântuie iar, Cu formule fără hotar! Încerc să scap, dar e în zadar, Că vine testul... iar și iar! 2. X și Y s-au ascuns, Le caut dar... niciun răspuns! Ecuațiile mă învârt în cerc, Mai bine mă fac detectiv expert! 3. Matematica e ca un blestem, De fiecare dată mă prinde în tren! Adună stres, împarte durere, Și tot nu-mi iese exercițiul, n-am putere! 4. Radicali, integrale, Mă pierd printre fractale! Cine-a zis că e ușor, Să-ncerce el să ia un zece... cu spor!

(Verse 1) Yo Ayu, sun zara, sach ka samna kar, Homework likhna to door, tu to copy bhi na kar! Main second aata hoon, par first ka hai daav, Dekisugi topper hai? Bhai, wo to bas mera naukar sawaal! (Verse 2) Tu bolega kalam thi gayab, copy gayi udhar, Par tu khud hai wo jo class mein sota baar baar! Dekisugi likhta mere liye, wo topper ka crown, Par asli boss kaun hai? Mera naam likh le down! (Chorus) Kyun ki tu... tu... kar nahi sakta! Sach ye hai bhai, tu bas akal se sasta! Kyun ki tu... tu... likh nahi sakta! Isliye tere excuse pe duniya hai hasta! (Verse 3) Tu sochta hai ladki se life banegi fun, Par ek din padhai chhod, tera jalayegi mann! Mujhe nahi chahiye girlfriend, na shaadi ka jhanjhat, Main karunga bas paise se rishta, career mera best cut! (Bridge) Teri life romance mein atki rahegi, Meri success chaand tak patki rahegi! Ek din main banunga karodpati, Tu rahega Insta mein dooba, jalega sasti ghat! (Outro) Ladki ki chah mein tu karega faltu work, Aur main banaunga apni duniya mein homework!

Not in your wildest dreams or waking moments

(Verse 1) Jado sadak’an te nikli Thar meri Kala rang fire, jivein rakhdi ae ferr meri Side seat te kudi, full slay mode Hath vich coffee, par attitude cold (Chorus) Oh matt black Thar ch ghoomde aa Munde nafrat, kudiyaan choomde aa Tere jivein classy, Thar vi high Jithe vi jaayiye, vibe banayi (Verse 2) Akkhan vich chhapa, gloss vich shine Sade naal chale, baby top di line Peeche bass full, hoodie vi black Thar ch baithe, duniya lagge snack (Chorus) Oh matt black Thar ch ghoomde aa Munde nafrat, kudiyaan choomde aa Tere jivein classy, Thar vi high Jithe vi jaayiye, vibe banayi (Bridge) Kudi di heels, Thar da stance Dono match karde, full finance Jihde modde utton langhdi ae Thar Ohde dilan ch hamesha rehnda ae dard (Outro) Throttle dabbi, highway te race Teri meri vibe, jivein Thar di grace Jithe vi jaayiye, hawa v rukdi Matt black Thar, kudi vi jukdi 🔥 #MattBlackThar #TharXQueen 🔥 Attitude wali vibe pasand aayi?

You seen my heat I ain’t shy about it But you aint seen my crazy And I aint lyin about it Just keep push in and cut in While I’m tick in And when I go boom it’s all over See I was serious and not delirious When I told you to stop treating me like a trick You just keep doin it Now the fuse on my tick Is at the end of the line and you out of time And it will be sublime To make you pay in real time And not just in my mind I told you crazy would come And he has arrived and deprived No use to run or hide And your flappin shit wont help anymore You showed yourself as I dont want you anymore. You make me sick and I will forget you but until then you wouldn’t listen and now he’s risen and on commission Until he’s done To right the wrongs From you and your crew Don’t be stunn you knew This would happen and you make him snap and Destroy what hurts him now and here’s the new vow As black as my witness to this sickness his quickness Will sting you and then he whisper This is what you deserve To be hurt and bleed while others observe Your stinch and seed color the dirt and you leave He’s hungry for respect For his name and revenge and It’s time you paid up for all the stuntin you did It’s on your head But lucky for you I know what to do And collar the crazy and Make him so sleep deep in And with a vicious mouth I say you aint worth it anyway You just a ho bitch stunt and this is the end And I’m simply walkin Away You been too cold Tell cray cray good by and to you I say Fuck off and good day.