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What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that

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[Verse] Woke up this mornin shakin my head Saw my face in a gif with bread Scrolling through life in a meme parade Livin large in this digital charade [Verse 2] Cats with toast a viral sensation Lost in loops in every nation Keyboard warriors in a comic burst A meme a day to quench our thirst [Chorus] Laughin and lovin in a meme dream Livin our lives through the screen Every joke a digital scream Finding joy in that meme stream [Verse 3] Chandler Bing with another zing Rick Roll'd by everything Frog on a unicycle rollin away Memes on our minds every day [Verse 4] Doge says such wow so amaze Harlem Shakin through the craze Arthur's fist or a chuckle for free Lost in the meme reality [Chorus] Laughin and lovin in a meme dream Livin our lives through the screen Every joke a digital scream Finding joy in that meme stream

[Verse] On this day we shout it loud Taibah's here and we’re so proud Nineteen candles shine so bright Dance and sing all through the night [Chorus] Oh Taibah it's your day Nineteen years just flew away Time to celebrate in style Wear that birthday smile [Verse 2] Memories from every year Laughter joy and every tear Now it’s time to make some more Life’s adventures to explore [Bridge] Friends and family by your side Cherishing the birthday ride Every moment's pure delight Stars are sparkling just for you tonight [Chorus] Oh Taibah it's your day Nineteen years just flew away Time to celebrate in style Wear that birthday smile [Verse 3] Nineteenth year feels so surreal Growing up with zeal and feel Future’s bright so take the chance Let’s all join the birthday dance

Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 넌 아직 나를 몰라 얼마나 잘나가는지 네가 쉽게 볼 남자가 아닌걸 (No No No) 사랑은 원래 지키는게 어려워 (Love Love Love) 아 정말 미치겠어 왜 이렇게 쫓아와 나쁜 사람 아니라며 따라와 (No No No) 근데 어떡해 가끔 나도 흔들려 (Love Love Love) 있을 때 잘해 (잘해 잘해) 여자 많아 (많아 많아 오) 넌 정말 몰라 한참을 몰라 너너너너너너너넌 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘 달라도 너무 달라 매달릴 땐 언제고 영화보고 밥만 먹고 헤어져 (No No No) 노력이 없는 사랑이 난 지겨워 (Love Love Love) 있을 때 잘해 (잘해 잘해) 여자는 많아 (많아 많아) 넌 정말 몰라 한참을 몰라 너너너너너너너넌 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘 Yeah~ C’mon Everybody! 매일같이 바쁘다고 핑계만대 사랑하는 사람한테 그럼 안돼 말로만 그친 게 날 갖고 즐긴 게 내 맘이 Shake It Shake It Shake It Ma Girl! 너 땜에 Oops! Oops! 너 땜에 Oops! Oops! 해도 해도 해 너무해 답답해 너 너 갑갑해 너 너 사람은 갈대 같은 거야 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘

Could be better Got the letter Not forever I resist Im trying Just a whisper Dont go with her Made me shiver I resist Im trying I cant go with you Youre always in my head Always always in my head I cant be with you So much to be said oh so much to be said

*Scene: A rainy day at the cemetery. A crowd of mourners dressed in black gather around Kermit the Frog’s coffin. A pastor is delivering a eulogy. Banban and Stinger Flynn lurk behind a nearby tree, wearing ski masks and carrying duffel bags.) Pastor: And so, we bid farewell to Kermit the Frog, a beloved icon, a dreamer, and a gentle soul who taught us all to embrace the rainbow connection… Banban: (whispering) Alright, Flynn, this is it. Phase One: Distract the crowd. Phase Two: Snatch the coffin. Stinger Flynn: (nervously holding a glock with one of his tentacles) Uh, Banban, are we sure about this? I mean, Kermit’s dead… maybe we should just let him rest? Banban: Let him rest? Flynn, you’re thinking too small! That coffin’s lined with gold. We’ll be rich! Now, stick to the plan. (They slip out from behind the tree and approach the coffin, weapons raised.) Banban: (yelling) Alright, everybody, BACK OFF! This coffin’s coming with us! Mourners: (screaming and scattering) Stinger Flynn: (stammering) Y-yeah! Don’t make us use these… glocks! (As they reach the coffin, the ceiling of the funeral tent shatters. Batman drops down dramatically, cape billowing, landing between Banban and the coffin.) Batman: Stop right there! You won’t desecrate this funeral as long as I— (Batman freezes, his gaze locking with Banban’s. He tilts his head, confused.) Batman: Wait… am I… you? Or are you… me? Banban: Uh, what? Batman: (voice cracking) The red. The darkness. The internal pain masked by an outwardly stoic demeanor. I—am I just a children’s version of myself?! Banban: Dude, I don’t know what you’re— Batman: (interrupting) My whole life has been a lie. I am Banban. I’m a mascot. I don’t fight crime. I… I scare toddlers for profit! (Batman collapses to his knees, clutching his head. The mourners pause, watching the bizarre scene.) Stinger Flynn: Uh… Banban, should we— Banban: Shhh. Let him work through this. Maybe he’ll leave. Batman: (sobbing) Who am I? Am I vengeance, or just another hollow icon in the corporate machine? (Suddenly, the pastor steps forward, holding a large Bible.) Pastor: Enough! This is a funeral! Show some respect for Kermit’s legacy! (The coffin begins to shake. The lid bursts open, and Kermit’s corpse sits upright, glaring at everyone.) Kermit: Will you all shut up? (Everyone gasps. Banban drops his glock. Stinger Flynn faints. Batman stares at Kermit, eyes wide.) Kermit: Batman, Banban, Stinger Flynn… can’t a frog die in peace? This is my day, not your therapy session or some goofy heist! Banban: Uh, Kermit, buddy, we didn’t mean— Kermit: (cutting him off) Take your drama and your bad plans elsewhere. (Kermit lies back down in the coffin and closes the lid. The mourners cautiously return to their seats. Batman stumbles away, mumbling to himself.) Batman: I need to… call Alfred. Figure out who I really am.

[Verse] Ostermorgen Sonne lacht Hoppelt Hase Ganz in Pracht Eier bunt versteckt im Gras Alle lieben den Osterhas' [Verse] Mit dem Korb im Pfoten Griff Hüpft er schnell Ganz ohne Schliff Leise flüstert er im Wind "Such es dir Mein liebes Kind" [Chorus] Eier hier und Eier dort Farbenfroh am bunten Ort Jeder sucht und jeder lacht Osterhase hat's gemacht [Verse] Kleine Nasen schnuppern fein Schokohase darf nicht sein Hier ein Nest und dort ein Ei Was für eine große Feierei [Bridge] Über Hügel Durch den Bach Macht der Hase seinen Spaß Keiner weiß Woher er kam Doch wir lieben seinen Charme [Chorus] Eier hier und Eier dort Farbenfroh am bunten Ort Jeder sucht und jeder lacht Osterhase hat's gemacht

This is our street It's where we live We love to play together Tim: Topsy! Just like you Just like us Topsy: Hey Tim! And we'll be friends forever We can be anything If we close our eyes and dream We can play day after day And the fun will never end This is our street It's where we live So let's all play together Be best friends forever

[Verse] تریاک ایرانی درونم می جوشه هیچ کس مثل من اینو نمی فروشه علم و هنر این مهارتم مثل آتیشه می گیرم دستمو بر آسمون میگه ایشه [Verse] شب و روز در دشت و بیابون تیغ می کشم تو هر شهر و کوچه عطری مست می‌پاشم هیچ‌ کسی نمی‌تونه اینو بگیره ازم چون من خودم یه هنرمند بزرگم [Chorus] تریاک ایرانی با عشق برای همه همیشه بهترین با عطر گل و نرگس آتیش به پا می‌کنم در همه دوره‌ها همه جا پر از نور و حال خوش این ماجرا [Bridge] آسمون بالاسر منو نگاه کن روشنه چشم‌ها تو تاریکی برق می‌زنه این که می‌بینین علمه یه هنره بهترین دوره‌ی زندگی‌هامون امشبه [Verse] نسیمی که میاد همیشه رازها داره عطری که می‌پیچه توی دلم بیداره لبخند زدم به دنیا و گفتم آرومم تریاک ایرانی بار زخمای دل، مرهم [Chorus] تریاک ایرانی با عشق برای همه همیشه بهترین با عطر گل و نرگس آتیش به پا می‌کنم در همه دوره‌ها همه جا پر از نور و حال خوش این ماجرا

Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 넌 아직 나를 몰라 얼마나 잘나가는지 네가 쉽게 볼 남자가 아닌걸 (No No No) 사랑은 원래 지키는게 어려워 (Love Love Love) 아 정말 미치겠어 왜 이렇게 쫓아와 나쁜 사람 아니라며 따라와 (No No No) 근데 어떡해 가끔 나도 흔들려 (Love Love Love) 있을 때 잘해 (잘해 잘해) 여자 많아 (많아 많아 오) 넌 정말 몰라 한참을 몰라 너너너너너너너넌 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘 달라도 너무 달라 매달릴 땐 언제고 영화보고 밥만 먹고 헤어져 (No No No) 노력이 없는 사랑이 난 지겨워 (Love Love Love) 있을 때 잘해 (잘해 잘해) 여자는 많아 (많아 많아) 넌 정말 몰라 한참을 몰라 너너너너너너너넌 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘 Yeah~ C’mon Everybody! 매일같이 바쁘다고 핑계만대 사랑하는 사람한테 그럼 안돼 말로만 그친 게 날 갖고 즐긴 게 내 맘이 Shake It Shake It Shake It Ma Girl! 너 땜에 Oops! Oops! 너 땜에 Oops! Oops! 해도 해도 해 너무해 답답해 너 너 갑갑해 너 너 사람은 갈대 같은 거야 사랑은 Move Move 사랑은 Move Move 방심하다간 도망가 긴장해 너 너 조심해 너 너 사랑은 움직이는 거야 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 왔다 갔다 왔다 갔다 흔들어 내 맘 Come On (Come On) Come On (Come On) 이리저리 이리저리 흔들어 내 맘

Suns out Run out Everybody come now Rays on nine Lets tan and recline Put on our suits Getting back to our roots Sand in our hair And nothing to wear