Squeezin' the Bon Away

Well, I woke up this mornin’, feelin’ kinda low, Grabbed my Bon Squeezie, gave it a little go. It’s soft and squishy, oh, it’s my main squeeze, Takes all my troubles, puts my mind at ease. Oh, Bon Squeezie, you’re the one for me, Yeah, Bon Squeezie, you set my soul free. When the world gets heavy, and I’m feelin’ blue, I just reach for my Squeezie, and I know what to do. Got it sittin’ on my table, always close at hand, It’s my squishy salvation, the best in the land. I don’t need no doctor, don’t need no news, Just my Bon Squeezie to chase away the blues. Oh, Bon Squeezie, you’re my therapy, Yeah, Bon Squeezie, you bring sweet harmony. When the day gets rough, and I’m feelin’ down, I give you a squeeze, and I turn it all around. Oh, it ain’t just a toy, no, it’s somethin’ more, It’s my squishy little saviour, my blues’ cure. No matter what’s happenin’, no matter the day, The Bon Squeezie’s got the power to take the pain away. Oh, Bon Squeezie, my stress is gone, Yeah, Bon Squeezie, you’re my favourite song. When life’s a little crazy, and I’m feelin’ blue, I just reach for my Squeezie, and I know it’ll do. So here’s to the Squeezie, my squishy friend, With you in my hand, my blues always end. Soft and easy, you’re my favourite muse, I’ll keep on squeezin’ these Bon Squeezie Blues.

Verse I remember when I was just a boy Walked into a church and grabbed a seat Just a drummin and a beat in On the back of a pew With a dozen other people who already knew Just why I came There’s a man who has the power To save your soul So I’ll tell you now in case you didn’t know Chorus Jesus he is a miracle man He can do anything with his own two hands That’s not as far as it goes Jesus Jesus Is a miracle man Verse 2 He made the wind, the sun and the trees He broke the bondage of prison for me He broke the chains and now I’m free Yeah I’m free indeed Chorus Jesus he is a miracle man He can do anything with his own two hands That’s not as far as it goes Jesus Jesus Is a miracle man Bridge He opened the deaf ears Made the blind eyes to see He defeated death And he gave me victory ( guitar solo musical break ) Chorus Jesus he is a miracle man He can do anything with his own two hands That’s not as far as it goes Jesus Jesus Is a miracle man

To Lucy, the Arabian Huntress ❤️ Lucy, the Intrepid Huntress of Impending Doom Riding majestically in her white chariot, the Chariot of Death, Driven by her disciples, the disciples of Silent Breath. Adventuring into the night, to prey upon the mice, Her eyes gleam coldly, like twin shards of ice. Through moonlit alleys and shadows that loom, She dances the waltz of their impending doom. Returning victoriously, at the break of dawn, Triumphant, she stretches on the dew-kissed lawn. Her trophy of conquest, a prize of her might, Lucy, the huntress, queen of the night.