[Verse] Donderend geluid De vloer beeft De stofzuiger Waanzinnig en ongehoord Zuigkracht als een duivelse storm Staal en stof Het kwaad in vorm [Verse 2] Helm wat roestig Slangen kronkelen Onderschat het gevaar De vloeren rillen Mechanische beest De wil van staal Huisduidelijk Zonder mensentaal [Chorus] De stofzuiger deed een wheely Stof en puin Gehuld in waanzin Spontaan en wild De lucht in Huishoudelijke hel Zonder zin [Bridge] Geen genade Het huis verandert Rotzooi vliegt rond Schade ontbrandt Alledaags Maar toch gevreesd Vernieling als een huispestfeest [Verse 3] Met helse kracht Door marmers glijdt Gierend Schreeuwend De balans kwijt Chaos zaait Met borstel en slang Een huishoudelijk monster Eeuwig bang [Chorus] De stofzuiger deed een wheely Stof en puin Gehuld in waanzin Spontaan en wild De lucht in Huishoudelijke hel Zonder zin
Heavy Metal (sung by a grandma)
Dutch
The song evokes feelings of chaos, humor, and a sense of absurdity. It captures the idea of an ordinary household chore escalating into a wild and uncontrollable event, blending both fear and amusement as it portrays a mundane vacuum cleaner as a monstrous entity.
This song can be enjoyed in various scenarios such as at a humorous house cleaning party, as an anthem for the chaotic moments of daily chores, or even as a light-hearted theme for DIY home improvement projects. It is also suitable for comedic performances or skits that depict the struggles with household appliances.
The song employs heavy metal instrumentation with distorted guitars creating a powerful and aggressive sound. The rhythm likely features fast tempos with complex drumming that emphasizes the chaotic nature of the lyrics. The mix of playful and dark imagery in the lyrics enhances the overall effect of theatricality found in heavy metal performances.
The wind do blow a mournful tune, through branches stark and bare, November's grip be tightenin', a chill hangs in the air. But hearth fires glow with warmth within, and tables creak and groan, Beneath the weight of plenty, for blessings to be sown. (Chorus) Thanksgiving comes, a solemn feast, where shadows gather deep, And memories of loved ones lost, in silent vigil keep. We raise a glass to absent friends, to those beyond the veil, And give our thanks for simple joys, lest fleeting time should fail. (Verse 2) The turkey roasted brown and crisp, a sacrifice of old, Stuffing rich with herbs and spice, a story to be told. Cranberry sauce, a ruby gleam, like blood upon the snow, A reminder of the hardships past, that hungry souls did know. (Chorus) Thanksgiving comes, a solemn feast, where shadows gather deep, And memories of loved ones lost, in silent vigil keep. We raise a glass to absent friends, to those beyond the veil, And give our thanks for simple joys, lest fleeting time should fail. (Bridge) The pumpkin pie, a golden hue, a comfort to the soul, But every bite a fleeting taste, as years begin to roll. For time, like autumn leaves, descends, and fades to winter's sleep, And all that's left are memories, the harvest we shall reap. (Chorus) Thanksgiving comes, a solemn feast, where shadows gather deep, And memories of loved ones lost, in silent vigil keep. We raise a glass to absent friends, to those beyond the veil, And give our thanks for simple joys, lest fleeting time should fail. (Outro) So gather close, ye thankful hearts, and let the fire burn, For life's a gift, a fleeting spark, a lesson to be learned. Give thanks for love, for kith and kin, for all that makes life whole, And face the coming darkness, with strength within your soul.
(Verse 1) Don't you dare come on this stage, With nothing but a head full of ego and a voice full of rage. I see through your fake cries, your insincere song, This ain't a pity party, we're here to be strong. (Chorus) Sing it like you mean it, If it hurts, let them know it's bad. Don't you cover a powerful upbeat song, and make it slow and sad. They come to you to be entertained, They come to you to make them feel. It doesn't matter if the story's fake as long as the emotions are real. So sing it like you mean it, If you're happy, let it show. They come to you to make them feel, so let the emotions flow. (Verse 2) Play that guitar like you're cutting through the night, Drum those beats like Drummer boy in a terrible fight. Sing of imaginary tragedy, of love and joy, romance and heartbreak between girls and boys Whether your tastes are classic, hip hop, or R&B, there's a music genre for you and me (Chorus) Sing it like you mean it, With power and grace, hold nothing back. Let the soul of the music pull at the heart's string, No need for sorrow or regret, No need for an act. Just sing it like you feel it, with passion and sweat. (Bridge) Oh, they'll feel it in their bones, The rhythm and the rhyme, the highs and the lows. Their hearts will race with each beat, As you sing it, make them feel the heat. (Chorus) Sing it like you mean it, Like every word is a precious gem. Give it your all, or don't even begin. They come to you to be uplifted, To laugh, to cry, to dance and to sing. So let your emotions run free, and let your music take wing. (Outro) So sing it like you mean it, Like your life depends on it. For in that moment, it does, so give them a show to remember, Sing it like you mean it.
(Verse 1) Oi, out here in Oz, things ain’t what they seem, With ghosts in the bush, showin' up in my dream. These ain’t the regular spooks, nah, they’re rough, Bogan ghosts, mate, with an attitude tough. They haunt the pubs, they haunt the creeks, Drivin' old utes, throwin' spooky techniques. They’re knockin' back beers, spittin’ out tales, With dusty old flannos and ghostly ales. (Chorus) Who ya gonna call? Ghosts Down Under! Spirits in thongs makin' noise like thunder. If ya see ‘em floatin’ by the billabong, It’s just the bogan ghosts, movin' along. (Verse 2) They’re ridin' through towns on phantom four-wheelers, Throwin' ghostly cans, shoutin’ “Cheers, ya sheilas!” From the outback pubs to the roadhouse stops, They’re spookin’ up blokes, makin' jaws drop. There’s Mick the Mysterious, floatin’ through fog, With a ghostly mullet and a stubbie dog. And Sheila the Shady, givin' folks a fright, Scarin' campers out in the dead of night. (Chorus) Who ya gonna call? Ghosts Down Under! Spectres of the bush, pullin' folks asunder. They’re the bogan phantoms of the outback land, Hauntin’ the night, with an empty can in hand. (Bridge) Now the Ghostbusters crew, they’re flyin' in, With traps and gadgets, ready to win. But the bogan ghosts, mate, they don’t care, They vanish in the dust, right into thin air. These blokes won’t scare easy, they’re rough and loud, Laughin' at the gear, callin’ it "too proud." They pop back up, behind a pub wall, While the ‘busters scratch their heads, givin' it their all. (Verse 3) In the middle of town, at the old shed, The ghosts gather round, raisin' their heads. They howl like dingoes, kickin’ up sand, Spookin’ up trouble all across the land. But they’re just havin' fun, Aussie-style, Pullin' a prank, makin’ folks smile. And when the sun rises over the plains, The bogan ghosts vanish, leavin’ no chains. (Final Chorus) Who ya gonna call? Ghosts Down Under! From dusty trails to skies of thunder. They’re Aussie spirits, wild and free, Bogan ghosts in the land of the gumtree. (Outro) So here’s to the spooks, the outback’s own, Hauntin' the land they once called home. In flannos and thongs, forever they roam, The bogan ghosts of Australia’s home.
Welcome to the collective If you wanna join it’s very selective Being an artist ain’t no elective That’s why they call the bitches protective First we got Chris the owner of the place From New York he left without a trace A proclaimed 5 mag god He be in that gym workin on his bod Go to angel a touch of Chicano He cut off his bun who he think he is Speaking Spanish that boy is bilingual Nuevo hombre call him Domingo Take it to krista that girl is colorful Not cause she’s bi it’s just what she do Tattin the lesbians almost every day Joey and leelee yeah they be married When she is hangry yeah that be scary But they be cool and do it togetha Yeah she be that mentor Brayden the young one, new to the game So he gotta keep his talent tame His music be bumpin no it ain’t a game Shout out Yolanda yeah she be a mother Call her Houdini we miss her like no other Over to Chase yeah that boy be crazy Call him a modern bob ross yeah got talent Now go run and fill out yo ballot Adam that dude his work be creepy That dude so quick you’d think he’s sneaky Now he’s a dad and about that life He gotta go home to bang his wife Thurman Mormon do the glitter tattoo Just a touch a sparkly and some color too Dustin joined and be killin the game But he came from cali and that shit be lame Just kidding but it be overcrowded for real Adam’s apprentice is Christian But a better name is boss baby Well, you know exactly why. Welcome to the collective If you wanna join it’s very selective Being an artist ain’t no elective That’s why they call the bitches protective
Almost Heaven, Holly Hedges, Chests and trees, Suburban houses Life is peaceful, nicer than lazy With the storm closing, runnin' to circle (Chorus) Fortnite Roads, Take Me Home, To the place I belong, Holly Hedges, a chug jug take me home, Fortnite Roads. All my teammates, they're beside me, Fighting hard, they always find me, There's a house, down by the road, With a supply drop, there’s no need to reload. (Chorus) Fortnite Roads, Take Me Home, To the place I belong, Holly Hedges, a chug jug take me home, Fortnite Roads.. I hear the shots, they’re getting closer, Gotta watch out for the other team, Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin' That I should've been to circle yesterday, yesterday (Chorus) Fortnite Roads, Take Me Home, To the place I belong, Holly Hedges, a chug jug take me home, Fortnite Roads. (Outro) take me home, Fortnite Roads. take me home, Fortnite Roads.
Feel the pulse, it’s crawling in, Darkness whispers, let the chaos begin, In this frenzy, we come alive, Lost in the madness, we will survive. Infected by the fire, we ignite, Lost in the madness, ready to fight, Rising higher, we’ll break the chains, In this storm, nothing remains! Shattered limits, hear the roar, Together we’ll unleash the war, Infected, fueled by the night, I am infected!
[Verse 1] Embun Pagi Menyelimuti Keringat Tubuh Ini, Bersatu Juga Bersemadi ke dalam jiwa ini, [Verse 2] Kezaliman yang kau hujani tak akan ku tunduk tuli, Bara Api yang terperi tak mungkin disangkar lagi [Chorus] Dan Biarlah Putih Mata Hitam Ku, Tetap akan ku terus berdiri, Mengharungi duri, Demi kedaulatan yang Sejati, Oh Wahai ilahi, Demi MU ku sanggup Tuk harungi, Oh Wahai Ilahi Demi Bela Kebenaran Ini! [Verse 3] Takhta Seraya Kau Agungi, Mustahil Abadi, Sumpah Janji Sang Pertiwi, Pastikan terbukti [Verse 4] Langit Bumi Yang Kau cemari Kini Telah Jadi Saksi, Jiwa-Jiwa Yang Kau kaburi, Kini tidak lagi sangsi [Chorus] Dan Biarlah Putih Mata Hitam Ku, Tetap akan ku terus berdiri, Mengharungi Duri, Demi kedaulatan yang Sejati, Oh Wahai ilahi, Demi MU ku sanggup Tuk harungi, Oh Wahai Ilahi, Demi bela kebenaran ini! [solo guitar] [Outro] Akan Ku Terus Mara, Selagi Sang Durjana masih berhela, Takkan Ku Hilang Arah, Selagi Masih Ku Tegar menongkah
In the stillness of the night, where the whispers never cease, A heart encased in shadows, searching for release. Every thought a dagger, cutting deep inside, Lost within the silence, nowhere left to hide. (Chorus) I’m falling into darkness, drowning in despair, A ghost of who I used to be, fading in the air. In the depths of sorrow, where hope begins to fade, I’m losing myself slowly, in the choices that I made. (Verse 2) The mirror reflects a stranger, eyes hollow and cold, A story left unfinished, a tale never told. Every breath a struggle, every moment feels like chains, Trapped inside this prison, where only silence reigns. (Chorus) I’m falling into darkness, drowning in despair, A ghost of who I used to be, fading in the air. In the depths of sorrow, where hope begins to fade, I’m losing myself slowly, in the choices that I made. (Bridge) In the shadows, I hear laughter, but it cuts like glass, A haunting of my memories, a future lost, a past. If I could find the light, would I turn and run away? Or would I face the demons that are pulling me to stay? (Chorus) I’m falling into darkness, drowning in despair, A ghost of who I used to be, fading in the air. In the depths of sorrow, where hope begins to fade, I’m losing myself slowly, in the choices that I made. (Outro) So here I stand at the edge, a whisper in the night, A battle with the shadows, as they pull me from the light. And if I take that final step, will I find my peace within? Or will I just become another tale of where it all began?
(Verse 1) I knelt before the holy flame, A servant bound to Heaven's name. With faith so strong, my heart believed, In His hands, my soul relieved. I whispered prayers to skies above, A father lost in endless love. I gave my all, I gave my heart, Sworn to serve, never to depart. (Pre-Chorus) For every child, for every breath, I swore His light would conquer death. But shadows came with every tear, And where was God? He was not near. (Chorus) Where was the light when my children cried? Where was the mercy, where did it hide? I begged, I screamed, but silence came, Only the darkness knew my name. I searched for Him in every night, But all I found was endless blight. Now I see, the truth so stark, There is no God, only the dark. (Verse 2) The graves were cold, the light was gone, The world I knew was a hollow dawn. I reached for Heaven, but felt no grace, Only the shadows took His place. Devoted still, I asked Him why, But nothing answered from the sky. In torment now, I face the truth, His promises were lies in youth. (Pre-Chorus 2) For every loss, for every scar, I wandered blind, I wandered far. But the light I trusted fell away, And in the dark, I learned to stay. (Chorus 2) Where was the light when my heart was torn? Where was the God I had sworn? I cried for Him in every breath, But only darkness promised death. The night, it spoke in whispers deep, And in its voice, I found my sleep. No more light, no more lies, Only shadows in my eyes. (Bridge) The darkness came to take my soul, To fill the void, to make me whole. I reached for Him, but now I see, There is no God protecting me. In the black, I found my rest, The demon’s voice my only guest. (Outro) Now I serve the shadow’s hand, In this abyss, I make my stand. For in the end, when all is done, The light was gone, the dark has won.
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[Verse] Donderend geluid De vloer beeft De stofzuiger Waanzinnig en ongehoord Zuigkracht als een duivelse storm Staal en stof Het kwaad in vorm [Verse 2] Helm wat roestig Slangen kronkelen Onderschat het gevaar De vloeren rillen Mechanische beest De wil van staal Huisduidelijk Zonder mensentaal [Chorus] De stofzuiger deed een wheely Stof en puin Gehuld in waanzin Spontaan en wild De lucht in Huishoudelijke hel Zonder zin [Bridge] Geen genade Het huis verandert Rotzooi vliegt rond Schade ontbrandt Alledaags Maar toch gevreesd Vernieling als een huispestfeest [Verse 3] Met helse kracht Door marmers glijdt Gierend Schreeuwend De balans kwijt Chaos zaait Met borstel en slang Een huishoudelijk monster Eeuwig bang [Chorus] De stofzuiger deed een wheely Stof en puin Gehuld in waanzin Spontaan en wild De lucht in Huishoudelijke hel Zonder zin
(Verse 1) In einer Welt aus Chaos und Rauch, Bauen wir auf, was wirklich zählt. Mit Verbundenheit und starkem Geist, Wissen wird weiter, weil es uns vereint. Die Flammen der Kreativität brennen hell, Innovation – unser starkes Feld. Familie im Herzen, in allen Zeiten, Gemeinsamkeit, um zu bestehen, um zu leiten. (Chorus) Stahl und Herz, für unser Ziel, Zusammenhalt – die stärkste Kraft im Spiel. Aufgeschlossen für die Zukunft, wir stehn bereit, VEMA lebt durch Einheit, nicht allein im Streit! (Verse 2) Unterstützung in jeder dunklen Nacht, Kollegialität hält uns stark und wach. Hilfsbereitschaft – in unsrem Blut, Jeder Schritt, jeder Schlag – das tut uns gut. Wertschätzung für jeden, der hier steht, Gemeinsamkeit, die niemals vergeht. Unsere Fahne weht im Wind der Zeit, Mit Mut und Stolz, wir sind bereit! (Chorus) Stahl und Herz, für unser Ziel, Zusammenhalt – die stärkste Kraft im Spiel. Aufgeschlossen für die Zukunft, wir stehn bereit, VEMA lebt durch Einheit, nicht allein im Streit! (Bridge) Jeder Schritt, den wir zusammen gehn, Führt uns weiter, lässt uns sehn, Dass Familie nicht nur Blutsbande sind, Sondern die, die mit uns kämpfen, bis der Sieg beginnt! (Outro) Stahl und Herz, in unsrem Blut, VEMA wächst und gibt uns Mut. Mit Zusammenhalt und Innovation, Schreiben wir die Zukunft – Generation für Generation!