Ah, ah, ah… Emir, what’s that smell? Ah, ah, ah… (You can’t hide it!) You’re online every night, in the same old chair, Textin’ strangers with your Turkish flair. But man, there’s somethin’ in the air, A scent so strong, it’s beyond repair. They swipe right, they say “Merhaba,” But they don’t know about your aroma. You think your charm’s gonna seal the deal, But the stench, bro, that’s the real ordeal. Your cologne’s gone, and the smell’s alive, It’s like kebab left out since 2005. But online, you’re smooth, you’re the king of the chat, Too bad the scent don’t stay where you’re at! Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) Rockin’ hoodies you’ve worn all week, Your profile pic’s smooth, but your hygiene’s weak. Droppin’ "kizim" like you’re Mr. Cool, But offline, bro, you break the rules. In the Discord call, you’re stealing hearts, With your Turkish lines and meme-filled arts. But in real life, there’s no escape, The smell’s so strong, it takes shape. Your charm’s fire, but the smell’s a mess, Like spices mixed with too much stress. You got game, yeah, you can deceive, But IRL, man, they’d all just leave. Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) (E-m-i-r) Don’t let the funk define who you are, You’re Turkish, man, you’ve come this far. But it’s time to take that shower, bro, Let the lavender soap be your glow. Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) Ah, ah, ah… (Emir, take a shower!) Ah, ah, ah… (We’re rootin’ for ya!)
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humorous and light-hearted
casual listening, social media, or relatable content about online dating scenarios
playful use of rhyme and rhythm, conversational tone, and incorporation of cultural references.
[Verse] Irfan packs up his desk today Memories packed in a neat array Otabek waves with a heartfelt grin Saying all the best until we meet again [Verse 2] Shoghik smiles with tears in her eyes The office feels empty with goodbyes We’ve shared the laughs the highs the lows In this place where friendship grows [Chorus] Goodbye Irfan we'll miss you so On to new beginnings you must go Lusine wishes joy and bright days In all the paths where you'll blaze [Verse 3] The coffee breaks and the midweek jokes The bond we built won't be broke Empty chairs won't fill the space Left by your cheerful and kind face [Bridge] Time to spread your wings and soar New adventures to explore To success and happiness on your way We’ll remember you every day [Chorus] Goodbye Irfan we'll miss you so On to new beginnings you must go Lusine wishes joy and bright days In all the paths where you'll blaze
දොන් ජිං ජිං තරිකිට හඬට රබානේ.... - රන්වන් රන් රැඟුම් රඟමු ටිකිරි විමානේ.... සල්පිල දා රෑක ගමේ කිඳුරු කතා නාඩගමේ... - සඳකිඳුරා නැටූ නැටුම් නටමුද යාලු...... දොන් ජිං ජිං තරිකිට හඬට රබානේ.... - රන්වන් රන් රැඟුම් රඟමු ටිකිරි විමානේ.... සල්පිල දා රෑක ගමේ කිඳුරු කතා නාඩගමේ... - සඳකිඳුරා නැටූ නැටුම් නටමුද යාලු...... අවුරුදු කාලේ... පොඩි පොඩි යාලූ.... එකමුතු වීලා වටතිර ඇදලා ඇලඩින්ගේ...මන්තර පහනේ.. කතාව නටමු අපි ගමටම කියලා.... ගෙජ්ජි ගිගිරි සද්දේ ඇහෙයි රබන් මැද්දේ... ගෙජ්ජි ගිගිරි සද්දේ ඇහෙයි රබන් මැද්දේ.... අතුරු මිතුරු යාලු මිතුරු රඟමු සියල්ලා... දොන් ජිං ජිං තරිකිට හඬට රබානේ.... - රන්වන් රන් රැඟුම් රඟමු ටිකිරි විමානේ.... සල්පිල දා රෑක ගමේ කිඳුරු කතා නාඩගමේ... - සඳකිඳුරා නැටූ නැටුම් නටමුද යාලු...... තම්දෙන තානා.. සෙම්බු නලෝලා..... අපි එක්වීලා නටමු එරන් කලේයා...... අපෙ ඉස්කෝලේ.. පුංචි එවුන්නේ.... සෙල්ලම් ලෝකේ අද මෙන්න පෙනේයා..... සද්ද නගාලා දැන් ගීත ගයාපන්නේ... සද්ද නගාලා දැන් ගීත ගයාපන්නේ... අතුරු මිතුරු දඹදිවතුරු රඟමු සියල්ලා... දොන් ජිං ජිං තරිකිට හඬට රබානේ.... - රන්වන් රන් රැඟුම් රඟමු ටිකිරි විමානේ.... සල්පිල දා රෑක ගමේ කිඳුරු කතා නාඩගමේ... - සඳකිඳුරා නැටූ නැටුම් නටමුද යාලු...... දොන් ජිං ජිං තරිකිට හඬට රබානේ.... - රන්වන් රන් රැඟුම් රඟමු ටිකිරි විමානේ.... සල්පිල දා රෑක ගමේ කිඳුරු කතා නාඩගමේ... - සඳකිඳුරා නැටූ නැටුම් නටමුද යාලු......
[Verse] నేను నా భావాలను హత్య చేయాలనుకుంటున్నాను నా భావాలను చంపాలనుకుంటున్నాను అక్కడ నేను పగటి కలలో చిక్కుకున్నాను ఒక్కసారి చూసి [Verse 2] మీరు నన్ను నా స్వీయ నియంత్రణ కోల్పోయేలా చేసారు అక్కడ మీరు అన్ని సరైన గమనికలను నా హృదయం దోచుకున్నారు మధురమైన దుఃఖం ఈ రోజు [Chorus] నా భావాలు ఎక్కడో మాయం అయ్యాయి మీ ప్రేమలో ఎంత దూరం పోయాయి అన్నిటికీ కారణం మీరే అని తెలుసు ఈ మెలోడి వింతగా ఉంది [Bridge] ఎక్కడున్నా మీరు నా ఉస్సాహం ప్రతి నిముషం నా నది మళ్ళిస్తుంది స్వార్థపు ప్రేమలో జీవిస్తున్నాను ఉత్తరిస్తున్నా దయ చూపినప్పటికీ [Verse 3] ప్రచండమైన ఆ గీతలు మీ చెవిలో దాగినాయి వీటిలో నా మనసు నిన్నడుకుతుంది నీడలో మీరు నాకు వెలుతురునిచ్చారు మారు పలకరిస్తున్నా ఉక్రూరంగా [Chorus] నా భావాలు ఎక్కడో మాయం అయ్యాయి మీ ప్రేమలో ఎంత దూరం పోయాయి అన్నిటికీ కారణం మీరే అని తెలుసు ఈ మెలోడి వింతగా ఉంది
[Verse] Fisik bisa diubah begitu mudah Wajah cerah sekejap sudah Namun hati tetaplah rapuh Mencari cinta dalam gemuruh [Verse 2] Materi datang dari segala arah Menghanyutkan rasa sampai lelah Namun jiwa masih merangkak Mencari makna dalam gelap [Chorus] Karena cinta tak terukur rupa Dan kekayaan tak memupuk jiwa Kita butuh sesuatu yang lebih Dari sekadar perhiasan mimpi [Bridge] Senja bergulir tanpa jeda Waktu mengajar tanpa suara Hanya hati yang bisa berkata Apa itu arti sebenarnya [Verse 3] Terjebak dalam kilauan dunia Lupa akan makna yang sesungguhnya Namun akhirnya akan kembali Pada yang hati pinta sepenuh hati [Chorus] Karena cinta tak terukur rupa Dan kekayaan tak memupuk jiwa Kita butuh sesuatu yang lebih Dari sekadar perhiasan mimpi
(monkey sound effect) (Verse 1) Well, Sea Monkey Do, he’s on the prowl tonight, Got a craving for somethin’ that just feels right. He’s got a wild look in his eye, don’t you know, He’s huntin’ for that fruit, let the fever grow. Oh, Syler’s feelin’ that jungle heat, A funky monkey, swingin’ from his seat. He said, “I need it, baby, just one bite, That banana’s callin', I can't deny.” (monkey sound effect) (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, there's a hunger in his soul, For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not ashamed. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (Verse 2) He’s got the taste for somethin’ so sweet, Can’t wait to peel it, between his cheeks. He’s got the moves, yeah, he’s got the style, When he’s after that banana, you know he's wild. He said come on, baby, let’s make some noise, I’m a funky monkey, but I’m not playin’ boys. Give me that banana, right here, right now, I’m ready for the feast, I'm ready to chow." (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, he's always on patrol, For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not ashamed. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (Bridge) He’s got that monkey business on his mind, Can’t stop the rhythm, it's one of a kind. He’ll swing from the trees, make the night his own, with that banana, baby, he’ll never be alone. (monkey sound effect) (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, there's a hunger in his soul For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not to blame. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (fiddle solo) (Outro) So if you see Sea Monkey Do comin’ around, lay that banana right on the ground. Peel it slow, let the monkey take the lead, With Syler’s jungle fever, he'll take your seed.
[Verse] In the sunlit seas you’ll find your dreams Let the ocean hear your laughter gleam Pack your hopes in a suitcase tight Under the stars you'll dance tonight [Verse 2] Sisi Spread your wings and fly so high Chase the colors of the open sky Every wave sings a gentle song Whispering home where you belong [Chorus] Wishing you an amazing vacation Moments of joy and sweet sensation Take the sunshine in your heart Wherever you go we’re never apart [Verse 3] Feel the sand beneath your feet Every step a new world to meet With every sunrise a brand new start Dream away with all your heart [Bridge] May your days be filled with bliss Every ray a golden kiss Sisi Paint the world with cheer Know I’m with you always near [Chorus] Wishing you an amazing vacation Moments of joy and sweet sensation Take the sunshine in your heart Wherever you go we’re never apart
[Verse] Harrison and Layla on a winter spree Tangled in the tinsel under the tree Cookies in the oven but they ate them all Snowball fights indoors down the hall [Chorus] Naughty kids acting wild Santa's list has been compiled No more nice there's no more sway Harrison and Layla lead the fray [Verse 2] Knocking over reindeer in the night Chasing elves giving them a fright Lights around the roof in a chaotic line Harrison and Layla having a good time [Chorus] Naughty kids acting wild Santa's list has been compiled No more nice there's no more sway Harrison and Layla lead the fray [Bridge] Sneaking gifts to take a peek Wrapping paper torn and weak Harrison laughs Layla grins Caught in the act that's where it begins [Verse 3] Candies leave a sticky trail Wishes flying like a sail No one's sleeping on this eve Harrison and Layla will not leave
[Verse] Snowflakes fall on rooftops high Harrison and Layla sigh They've been naughty all December Will Santa even remember [Verse 2] Cookies gone and milk all sloshed Mischief like a storm was washed Harrison's grin so wide and bright Christmas Eve will be a night [Chorus] Oh Harrison and Layla too What did you get into Santa's list you topsy-turvy But Christmas spirit's never curvy [Verse 3] Tinsel tangled all a mess Layla's laughter effortless Lights that blink and stockings crammed Naughty but they understand [Chorus] Oh Harrison and Layla too What did you get into Santa's list you topsy-turvy But Christmas spirit's never curvy [Bridge] Midnight hour strikes so true Presents wrapped a gift or two Despite the pranks and playful cheer Christmas magic drawing near
[Verse] Swiping left swiping right it’s a digital fight In a world made of pixels I just want some light Looking for a signal in a Wi-Fi dream Living in a bubble of a broadband stream [Verse 2] Passwords and emojis they control my fate Algorithms lurking behind every gate Social feeds are tumbling like waterfalls Screen time captures my mind in endless calls [Chorus] APT baby see the data clouds sky high APT baby there’s no need to say goodbye Bytes and bits they twist and turn In a world of code the lessons we learn [Bridge] Forgot how to breathe without notifications Mirror in my hand it's my new salvation Virtual echoes in a real empty space Chasing likes and hearts in the digital race [Verse 3] Network crumbs I follow like digital bread Voices of the net rattling in my head Every click a whisper every tap a shout In a sea of data trying not to drown out [Verse 4] Eyes on the blue light breaking through the night Lost in information that's out of sight Interfaces sweeping us from left to right APT baby we’ll be alright
[Couplet 1] Dans le ciel, les étoiles brillent, oh que c'est beau, Les sapins sont décorés de guirlandes et cadeaux. Les rires des enfants résonnent dans les maisons, C'est Noël qui s'approche, chantons cette chanson ! 🎶 [Refrain] Noël, Noël, c'est magique, c'est fantastique, Des lumières qui scintillent, un bonheur féerique. Noël, Noël, partageons tous l'amour, C'est la fête des enfants, des rêves et des beaux jours ! 🎄✨ [Couplet 2] Dans le froid, les flocons dansent, doux comme du coton, Les cloches sonnent doucement, oh, quelle belle saison ! Père Noël prépare ses rennes pour le grand soir, Apportant des surprises et des instants d'espoir. 🦌🎁 [Refrain] Noël, Noël, c'est magique, c'est fantastique, Des lumières qui scintillent, un bonheur féerique. Noël, Noël, partageons tous l'amour, C'est la fête des enfants, des rêves et des beaux jours ! 🎄✨ [Pont] Sous le sapin, des cadeaux bien cachés, Autour de la table, tout le monde à chanter. Un chocolat chaud, des biscuits à grignoter, Le cœur rempli de joie, Noël est arrivé ! ☕🍪 [Refrain final] Noël, Noël, c'est magique, c'est fantastique, Des lumières qui scintillent, un bonheur féerique. Noël, Noël, partageons tous l'amour, C'est la fête des enfants, des rêves et des beaux jours ! 🎄✨
(funny monkey noises sound effects) (Verse 1) Well, Sea Monkey Do, he’s on the prowl tonight, Got a craving for somethin’ that just feels right. He’s got a wild look in his eye, don’t you know, He’s huntin’ for that fruit, let the fever show. Oh, Syler’s feelin’ that jungle heat, A funky monkey, swingin’ from his seat. He said, “I need it, baby, just one bite, That banana’s callin', I can't deny.” (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, there's a hunger in his soul, For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not ashamed. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (Verse 2) He’s got the taste for somethin’ so sweet, Can’t wait to peel it, feelin' that heat. He’s got the moves, yeah, he’s got the style, When he’s after that banana, you know he's wild. He said come on, baby, let’s make some noise, I’m a funky monkey, but I’m not playin’ boys. Give me that banana, right here, right now, I’m ready for the feast, I'm ready to chow." (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, he's always on patrol, For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not ashamed. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (Bridge) He’s got that monkey business on his mind, Can’t stop the rhythm, it's one of a kind. He’ll swing from the trees, make the night his own, with that banana, baby, he’ll never be alone. (monkey noises sound effects) (Chorus) Sea Monkey Do, there's a hunger in his soul For that sweet, ripe banana, make him lose control. Monkeyin' around, it’s a funky little game, Syler’s cravin’ that fruit, and he’s not ashamed. Jungle fever's risin’, oh, can’t you see? That banana’s everything he needs to set him free. (fiddle solo) (Outro) So if you see Sea Monkey Do comin’ around, lay that banana right on the ground. Peel it slow, let the monkey take the lead, With Syler’s jungle fever, he needs your seed.
[Verse] Lonely nights in my room Screen lights up with your name Falling for a 2D bloom Is it real or just a game [Verse 2] Ivan's heart aches for you Pixels on a fragile screen No matter if you're not true Your smile haunts my dream [Chorus] Sayori my heart's in pieces Love for you it never ceases Though you're fiction pure creation Can't escape this strange fixation [Verse 3] Every word that you type Fills my heart like it's real Even though it's digital hype It's the only thing I feel [Bridge] Eyes that never really see Hearts that never truly beat But you light the dark in me Make my life's void retreat [Chorus] Sayori my heart's in pieces Love for you it never ceases Though you're fiction pure creation Can't escape this strange fixation