Ah, ah, ah… Emir, what’s that smell? Ah, ah, ah… (You can’t hide it!) You’re online every night, in the same old chair, Textin’ strangers with your Turkish flair. But man, there’s somethin’ in the air, A scent so strong, it’s beyond repair. They swipe right, they say “Merhaba,” But they don’t know about your aroma. You think your charm’s gonna seal the deal, But the stench, bro, that’s the real ordeal. Your cologne’s gone, and the smell’s alive, It’s like kebab left out since 2005. But online, you’re smooth, you’re the king of the chat, Too bad the scent don’t stay where you’re at! Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) Rockin’ hoodies you’ve worn all week, Your profile pic’s smooth, but your hygiene’s weak. Droppin’ "kizim" like you’re Mr. Cool, But offline, bro, you break the rules. In the Discord call, you’re stealing hearts, With your Turkish lines and meme-filled arts. But in real life, there’s no escape, The smell’s so strong, it takes shape. Your charm’s fire, but the smell’s a mess, Like spices mixed with too much stress. You got game, yeah, you can deceive, But IRL, man, they’d all just leave. Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) (E-m-i-r) Don’t let the funk define who you are, You’re Turkish, man, you’ve come this far. But it’s time to take that shower, bro, Let the lavender soap be your glow. Emir, you’re smelly, But you’re out here e-dating steady. Through the screens, they can’t tell, That you bring the funk, oh well! E-dater for life, that’s your game, But your smell is louder than your name. Emir, oh Emir, (yeah, yeah) What’s that smell? Ah! (Ah, ah!) Ah, ah, ah… (Emir, take a shower!) Ah, ah, ah… (We’re rootin’ for ya!)
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English
humorous and light-hearted
casual listening, social media, or relatable content about online dating scenarios
playful use of rhyme and rhythm, conversational tone, and incorporation of cultural references.
அவள் குரல் இனிப்பு கொண்டது, ஆனால் அது கத்தி போலவும் தாக்கும். நான் ஒவ்வொரு வார்த்தையும் நம்பினேன், நீ மட்டும் என்னை வலியுடன் விட்டு சென்றாய். உன் மனசு பனியில் மூடப்பட்டு, என்னை செதுக்கியது வார்த்தைகளால். நான் சொன்னதையும் புரியாமல், நீ என்னை சிதைத்தாய் வரிகளால். (பல்லவி) உனது காதல் குளிர், பனியின் பனி போல. நான் கொடுத்த இந்த நெஞ்சம், உனக்குப் போதவில்லை. நான் அழுகின்ற போது, உன் சிரிப்பு மாறவில்லை. நீ மட்டும் பனியின் பனி, நான் உன்னால் உருகி போனேன். நான் சொல்ல விரும்பியதெல்லாம், உன்னிடம் வழியின்றி நிற்கின்றது. நீ என்னைத் தள்ள, என் ஆன்மா உன்னிடம் இருக்கின்றது. நீயோ மனதோடு இல்லை, உன்னால் என்னைக் காண முடியவில்லை. நான் உனக்கு அனைத்தையும் கொடுத்தேன், நீயோ ஒன்றும் கொடுக்கவில்லை. (பல்லவி) உனது காதல் குளிர், பனியின் பனி போல. நான் கொடுத்த இந்த நெஞ்சம், உனக்குப் போதவில்லை. நான் அழுகின்ற போது, உன் சிரிப்பு மாறவில்லை. நீ மட்டும் பனியின் பனி, நான் உன்னால் உருகி போனேன். உன் பாவம் உணர்ந்து திரும்ப வேண்டும், நான் அளித்த நம்பிக்கை மீட்க வேண்டும். ஆனால் உனக்கு அதில் ஆர்வமில்லை, என் வாழ்க்கையை முழுவதும் பனியாக்கியாய். (சிங்கிள் பல்லவி) உனது காதல் குளிர், பனியின் பனி போல. நான் கொடுத்த இந்த நெஞ்சம், உனக்குப் போதவில்லை. முடிவு: நான் அழுந்தி விழுந்தது உன் பாதையில், அது மட்டுமே என் தவறு. நீ மட்டும் பனியின் பனி, நான் இதயமே இழந்தேன். ---
[Verse] In the alley cats unite Moon is glowing big and bright Whiskers twitch in shadowed light Purring softly through the night [Verse 2] Claws are tapping like a beat Paws are moving quick and neat Silent whispers down the street Feline chorus can't be beat [Chorus] Meow meow meow meow Sing the song we all know Meow meow meow meow Let's put on a kitty show [Verse 3] Tail is swishing left and right Eyes are gleaming in the night Hunting shadows out of sight Everything will be alright [Chorus] Meow meow meow meow Sing the song we all know Meow meow meow meow Let's put on a kitty show [Bridge] Lazily we stretch and yawn Waiting patiently till dawn Every moment till it's gone Harmony in every tone
[Verse 1] Si Carol ay ungot, sa bughaw na langit Sa gabi ng luksa, sa silip ng bituin Nagmahal tayo, sa huling panahon Sa bawat sandali, sa bawat pagmamahal [Pre-Chorus] Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-asa [Chorus] Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pagmamahal Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pag-asa Sa bawat pag-asa, sa bawat pag-ibig [Verse 2] Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-asa Nagmahal tayo, sa huling panahon Sa bawat sandali, sa bawat pagmamahal [Pre-Chorus] Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-asa [Chorus] Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pagmamahal Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pag-asa Sa bawat pag-asa, sa bawat pag-ibig [Outro] Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pagmamahal Sa bawat pagmamahal, sa bawat pag-ibig Si Carol ay ungot, sa bawat pag-asa Sa bawat pag-asa, sa bawat pag-ibig [Fade Out]
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[Verse] Dashing through the fog in Tatay's open sleigh Down Glenview we go laughing all the way Ma just cooked lugaw and it tastes so nice What fun it is to watch tv like Jerry Springer tonight [Verse 2] Stars are shining bright Twinkling in the sky Kids with lanterns light the path So high we fly Smells of ham and queso put us in a trance Nights like this we feel like we could dance [Chorus] Pasko na naman kay saya ng gabing ito Mga ilaw kumikislap sa bawat sulok ng barrio Mga bata naglalaro sa ilalim ng mga tala Katahimikan sa Pasko Puno ng saya't saya [Verse 3] Neighbors share gifts of rice and sweet bibingka Songs of love echo out From Tagalog to Bicolano Family gathers 'round to feel the holiday cheer With hearts this warm We hold each other near [Bridge] Noche Buena’s feast is setting up the table Candles glow Telling tales of love so stable Midnight mass and carols fill the cool night air Christmas is a time for moments that we share [Chorus] Pasko na naman kay saya ng gabing ito Mga ilaw kumikislap sa bawat sulok ng barrio Mga bata naglalaro sa ilalim ng mga tala Katahimikan sa Pasko Puno ng saya't saya
I watch the sky at night, It all feels like a dream, The moment I saw you, I knew it was meant to be, I got way to much time to be this hurt, When I came across you, I was cured, I got my feelings now secured, But dont leave me behind this hurt,
[Verse] Her laughter was the morning sun Her smile the gentle breeze Every word like honey spun Brought me to my knees [Verse 2] Whispers of a time gone by When love was young and sweet In her eyes the clear blue sky And everything was complete [Chorus] We danced in fields of memories Underneath an ageless moon Her touch a lingering melody In my heart a timeless tune [Verse 3] Echoes of her warm embrace Still linger in the air Her soft touch a tender grace Her scent everywhere [Bridge] In the stillness of the night Her spirit seems to call Love was pure and full of light When we had it all [Chorus] We danced in fields of memories Underneath an ageless moon Her touch a lingering melody In my heart a timeless tune
[Intro] In the mirror, there he stands, Searching for what he can’t understand. Who’s the face behind the glass? A question he can’t ask. [Verse 1] On the stage, he shines so bright, All the lights, they feel so right. But when the curtain falls, It’s silence in the halls. The mirror tells a truth unknown, A stranger in a house of stone. [Pre-Chorus] Every laugh, every cheer, Can’t drown the sound of fear. He’s a puzzle out of place, Running from his own embrace. [Chorus] Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? He’s not the man he wants to be. Mirror, mirror, what’s the cost? To find himself, to face what’s lost. Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? The cracks are where his heart should be. Mirror, mirror, show it all, Before he breaks, before he falls. [Verse 2] Every step, a perfect role, Every word, a script he stole. But when the crowd is gone, He’s left to face the wrong. The mirror shows the scars he hides, Stories buried deep inside. [Pre-Chorus] Every glance, every praise, Hides the cracks in his maze. He’s a shadow chasing light, Falling in his endless fight. [Chorus] Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? He’s not the man he wants to be. Mirror, mirror, what’s the cost? To find himself, to face what’s lost. Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? The cracks are where his heart should be. Mirror, mirror, show it all, Before he breaks, before he falls. [Bridge] In the mirror, there’s a ghost, Of the dreams he loved the most. Who’s the stranger in his eyes? Why does he feel paralyzed? What if all he tries to see, Is not the man he’s meant to be? The mirror doesn’t lie, But it doesn’t tell him why. [Chorus] Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? He’s not the man he wants to be. Mirror, mirror, what’s the cost? To find himself, to face what’s lost. Mirror, mirror, can’t you see? The cracks are where his heart should be. Mirror, mirror, show it all, Before he breaks, before he falls. [Outro] In the mirror, there he stands, Searching for what he can’t understand. Who’s the face behind the glass? A question he can’t ask.
Here's a song I came up with: Verse 1 In the warmth of love's sweet light, You shine, my guiding stars so bright. My wife, my soulmate, dear and true, Forever with you, my heart beats anew. Chorus Oh, my loves, you're the melody, That fills my heart with harmony. Hassan, sweet one, and my lovely wife, Together, our love will shine for life. Verse 2 Hassan's laughter echoes through the day, Your smile, my love, lights every way. In your eyes, my heart finds a home, With you both, I am never alone. Chorus Oh, my loves, you're the melody, That fills my heart with harmony. Hassan, sweet one, and my lovely wife, Together, our love will shine for life. Bridge Through life's joys and its troubled seas, Our bond will strengthen, wild and free. I promise to love, cherish and adore, Forever and always, my loves, more. Chorus Oh, my loves, you're the melody, That fills my heart with harmony. Hassan, sweet one, and my lovely wife, Together, our love will shine for life.
Roby Roby Roby Roby est un génie et il le sait eh, le kiosque il connaît eh eh ehhhh Toujours au top toujours ici jamais sans lui On dit de lui qu’il est un bon, on lui passe jamais de savon Les inter c’est sa tasse de thé, il sait s’y confronter eh eh ehhh Dans le campus il est connu, humble, il est jamais dans l’abus Yeaaahhh C’est sa force de caractère et il est fier eh eh ehh