Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skiftevis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
rap
Danish
The song evokes a mix of dark humor and absurdity, with elements of tragedy juxtaposed against comedic imagery. It may elicit laughter due to its outrageous content and dramatic twists.
This song could be played in comedic or humorous settings, such as parties where people enjoy absurd or outrageous stories. It may also be suited for satire or parody performances.
The lyrics incorporate storytelling elements typical of folk music, but delivered in a rap style that emphasizes rhythm and rhyme. The use of exaggerated characters and events highlights a playful approach to songwriting.
(Verse 1) In the silence of the dawn, the wild comes alive, Creatures stir and wake, in nature's drive. Eagle soarin' high, master of the skies, Deer in the glade, where the shadow lies. Streams flowin' fast, fish dartin' by, Frogs leaping off, reaching for the sky. Forests bustling, with life on the ground, Insects hummin' loud, nature's sound. (Chorus) But the world’s changin', heavy cost, Forests cut down, habitats lost. Pollution spreadin' in the air we breathe, Plastic in the ocean, makes the creatures grieve. (Verse 2) Tigers on the prowl, stealthy and keen, Polar bears in the Arctic, where ice once had been. Whales sing deep, in the mystery, Coral reefs bright, but they need to be free. Each corner of the earth, wildlife thrives, Gives us worth, teaches us to survive. Protect and cherish, understand and see, The wonders of nature, for you and me. (Chorus) But the world’s changin', heavy cost, Forests cut down, habitats lost. Pollution spreadin' in the air we breathe, Plastic in the ocean, makes the creatures grieve. (Bridge) Climate shiftin', with a warming tide, Ice caps meltin', nowhere to hide. The earth calls out, hear its plea, Time to act now, for you and me. (Outro) In their eyes, we see a gleam, Nature's beauty, part of our dream. Let’s honor all life, big and small, Fight for
[Verse] Grit on my sneakers, dust on my soul, Climbing up the walls just to pay the toll. Ain't no heroes leaving marks on this land, Stealing back my strength, gotta take a stand. [Chorus] Against the world, pushing through the rain, Cinematic tales, breaking every chain. Can't hold me down, rising from the pain, One voice loud, hear the burning flame. [Verse] Fast lanes, barbed-wire thoughts, Hurdles in my way, battles once fought. Speed of my rhymes, lightning in a swirl, Shock the whole system, diamonds in a pearl. [Chorus] Against the world, pushing through the rain, Cinematic tales, breaking every chain. Can't hold me down, rising from the pain, One voice loud, hear the burning flame. [Bridge] Echoes in the alley, shadow in the night, Haunted by a dream, visions burning bright. Masks off, truth piercing through the lies, Raising phoenix wings, watch the ashes rise. [Chorus] Against the world, pushing through the rain, Cinematic tales, breaking every chain. Can't hold me down, rising from the pain, One voice loud, hear the burning flame.
[Verse] Came from the shadows, now I'm lit, queen bee spittin' fire, Crown on the head, heart of gold, ain't no denier, Dust on the cobwebs, blow it off - empire, Hands in the air, let's set the vibe higher. [Verse 2] High heels clicking, streets start to shiver, Diamond glint in the eye, adversaries quiver, Steered the ship through storms, never a quitter, Writing history pages, gritty as a thriller. [Chorus] Wave to the throne, I'm home, coronation stance, Break through glass ceilings, unstoppable dance, Lyrical empress, in the cypher I prance, Hear the anthem loud, through these streets they glance. [Verse 3] Mirror, mirror, hall of fame, who’s the baddest one? Played by no rules, the champion, I've won, Forge my path, marchin’ under the sun, Blaze of glory, from the first till it's done. [Bridge] Lyrics weave spells, stars align in the night, Bathed in neon glow, feel that electric bite, Queens rise in shadows, emerge into the light, No crown fits perfectly but this one feels right. [Verse 4] Ripped pages of struggle, now tapestry grand, Voice of the voiceless, rhythm in hand, Never fading echoes across the land, The roar of a lioness, you gotta understand.
Yo, check it, world, I’m spitting fire tonight Sick of the lies, the hate, the endless fight You do what you do, but you don’t look back Problem after problem, but you don’t see the track I’m trapped in a world gone insane Blind to the truth, caught in the rain Hypocrisy reigns, a twisted display Empty promises, fading away We’re drowning in chaos, a sinking ship Lost in the darkness, a hopeless trip You preach compassion, yet sow the seed Of discord and hatred, a wicked deed World’s a stage, a tragic play Hypocrisy’s the lead role, day by day You preach of peace, yet war’s the game Ignorance prevails, a twisted aim You claim to care, but actions speak loud Self-serving motives, a selfish crowd Blind to the truth, a darkened sight Lost in the shadows, devoid of light A world divided, a fractured state Lost in the shadows, sealed by fate Empty promises, a broken vow We're searching for answers, but where are they now? The cycle repeats, a never-ending plight Trapped in the darkness, devoid of light We yearn for change, a different way But fear and ignorance hold us astray Rise up, my people, let's break the chains Defy the odds, conquer the pains Together we stand, united and strong A new dawn breaks, a powerful song Tired of the lies, the deceit, the fake A world gone astray, a tragic mistake We yearn for truth, for honesty, for grace But greed and power fill up empty space Lost in the noise, the chaos, the strife Searching for meaning, purpose, and life A generation lost, a future unclear Yearning for hope, dispelling fear The system's broken, corrupt and flawed A game of power, where the weak are pawned We rise above, with courage and might To claim our destiny, to shine our light A broken promise, a shattered dream A world in darkness, a dystopian scene But hope endures, a flicker in the night Igniting change, a powerful sight We're the architects of our own fate The future's in our hands, let's elevate Break free from the chains, the norms, the lies Embrace the unknown, open your eyes A new era dawns, a brighter day Let's pave the way, come what may United we stand, a force to be reckoned A revolution's rising, a new direction A little spark, a giant flame Igniting change, a noble aim We rise together, a powerful force Breaking barriers, a brand new course Little steps, a giant leap Overcoming obstacles, a future steep With every challenge, we grow stronger A resilient spirit, forever longer A little hope, a giant dream A brighter tomorrow, a hopeful scene We'll fight for justice, equality, and peace A world united, a global release From little things, big things grow A seed of change, a powerful flow A little kindness, a giant heart A better world, a brand new start Wake up, world, can’t you see the plot? Open your eyes, let’s turn things right.
the ol'Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and shoo Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts"
Everything is just the same Do ya'll think that my feelings are a game One person hates me 'cause I've changed What can I do, I just hate the pain I feel empty and dont know what to do Do you wanna hear the whole truth? Ok! First you say you love me Then you break my heart After that we're strangers I fell apart One day you love me The next you don't Now im in my room All alone I made new friends, I fell in love again I wanted to know, what he was like and then I found out he had a fucking girlfriend. Why can't anyone love me, like I love them Then i remembered what she told me She said: "Sorry I'm leaving, i cant handle this" Ok! First you say you love me Then you break my heart After that we're strangers I fell apart One day you love me The next one you don't Now I'm sitting on the floor All alone
The Ballad of British Rights (Verse 1) Oh, gather ‘round, my lads and lasses, heed this call today, To speak of rights we’ve cherished long, now cast in disarray. From Hastings’ field to Magna Carta, through battles fierce and grim, Our rights were forged in fire and blood, not to be tossed by whim. (Chorus) Stand, oh stand, for liberty, the torch that keeps us free, From William’s laws to modern times, we fight for dignity. The Bill of Rights, the Magna Carta, and the words we swore to write, Will not be lost to apathy—rise up and join the fight! (Verse 2) In 1066, bold William came, his justice carved in stone, A fine for those who trafficked souls—a law the world had known. Then barons bold at Runnymede made kings bow to their will, A charter penned for every man, a freedom binding still. (Chorus) Stand, oh stand, for liberty, the torch that keeps us free, From William’s laws to modern times, we fight for dignity. The Bill of Rights, the Magna Carta, and the words we swore to write, Will not be lost to apathy—rise up and join the fight! (Verse 3) In 1688 we stood, defied a monarch’s greed, The Bill of Rights ensured that kings would serve the people's creed. Then on the world stage we declared, with voices firm and proud, A Universal Declaration that would echo in the crowd. (Bridge) But now they strip these rights away, they tarnish what is just, Our laws, our oaths, our history, they grind into the dust. Shall we remain in silence, while our heritage is sold? Or will we rise like those before, whose courage was untold? (Chorus) Stand, oh stand, for liberty, the torch that keeps us free, From William’s laws to modern times, we fight for dignity. The Bill of Rights, the Magna Carta, and the words we swore to write, Will not be lost to apathy—rise up and join the fight! (Outro) Oh Britain, land of steadfast hearts, your legacy is clear, From fields of yore to future shores, we’ll guard what we hold dear. For every soul deserves their due, their worth, their chance, their say, We’ll stand as one for human rights, to light a brighter day.
Here’s a short rap with a focus on growth, power, and self-empowerment: --- "Growth and Power" (Lyrics: Halla) Verse 1: I'm on the rise, never falling down, Chasing my dreams, I’m pushing through the crowd, Challenges come, but they make me strong, From where I started, now I’m proving them wrong. Chorus: Growth and power, I’m rising every day, When I rap, they know I’m paving my way, All the struggles I’ve faced, they won’t hold me back, I’m born from strength and growth, that’s a fact. Verse 2: I won’t stop, nothing can hold me tight, I’ve got big dreams, turning them to light, When my voice rises, they feel the heat, Opportunities knocking, I’m standing on my feet. Chorus (Repeat): Growth and power, I’m rising every day, When I rap, they know I’m paving my way, All the struggles I’ve faced, they won’t hold me back, I’m born from strength and growth, that’s a fact. --- These lyrics focus on the themes of self-empowerment, overcoming obstacles, and pushing forward in life. If you'd like to make any adjustments or need more help, feel free to ask!
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Verse 1: In the shadows of the mountains, where the winds howl cold, There’s a figure standing silent, with a bow of silver gold. His eyes are like the hawk’s, sharp and steady in the night, A master of the bowstring, a sharpshooter in flight. Through endless wars and battle cries, his arrows never miss, He’s hunted the stars, he’s pierced the sky, with aim that none can dismiss. The world may change, the seasons shift, but in his heart remains, The spirit of the archer, who cannot be contained. Pre-Chorus: With every shot, with every breath, He’s the keeper of the fate of death. His bowstring hums a haunting song, For the eternal archer, forever strong. Chorus: He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Verse 2: Through the storms and fires, through lands unknown, He’s traveled far, and yet remains alone. The wind is his companion, the bow his only friend, A silent warrior, whose journey never ends. From the highest cliffs to the deepest sea, He’s tracked his prey, he’s set them free. With every pull, with every release, He’s writing history, in perfect peace. Pre-Chorus: With every shot, with every breath, He’s the keeper of the fate of death. His bowstring hums a haunting song, For the eternal archer, forever strong. Chorus: He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Bridge: The world may crumble, the stars may fall, But his aim remains true through it all. For he’s the arrow in the dark, The hunter’s mark, the guiding spark. And when the world has come undone, He’ll raise his bow to the setting sun. For in his soul, there is no fear, An eternal archer, ever near. Chorus (Alternate): He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Outro: Through the ages, through the fight, He’ll never miss—his aim is right. The eternal archer, forever true, The world will see what he can do.
Verse 1: In the silence of the dawn, where the rivers run deep, There’s a figure by the water, where the broken souls sleep. With hands that glow like sunlight, with eyes that see the pain, She walks the earth, through loss and hurt, to heal again and again. Her touch is like the softest rain, soothing the scars of time, A whisper in the wind, a lullaby in rhyme. She mends the hearts that shatter, the bodies that have fallen, But in her eyes, there’s a darkness—an endless, silent calling. Pre-Chorus: She is the keeper of forgotten dreams, A light that shines, but never gleams. Her soul is bound to every cry, An eternal healer, never asking why. Chorus: She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Verse 2: Through the battles, through the years, she’s seen the world decay, But still, she finds the courage to heal the price they pay. From shattered bones to broken minds, her gift is never spent, But in the quiet of the night, she wonders where it went. For every life she’s saved, for every soul she’s healed, A piece of her is lost, a part of her revealed. The world grows colder, and yet she stays, A healer for the hopeless, through endless days. Pre-Chorus: She is the keeper of the silent cries, The strength beneath the endless skies. Her heart is heavy, but she won’t fall, For she is the healer, answering the call. Chorus: She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Bridge: Through endless sorrow, through pain untold, She heals the world, but her heart grows cold. For though she gives, she never receives, Her hands are the cure, but no one believes. And when the darkness falls, and the world turns gray, She wonders if she’ll heal herself, if there’s any way. For the eternal healer carries the weight, Of every soul, of every fate. Chorus (Alternate): She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Outro: In the quiet of the twilight, she walks alone, An eternal healer, with no place to call home. But her heart will never falter, her spirit never break, For she heals the world—whatever it may take.
[Verse] Lazy Acres is the place to be Open skies and a wild oak tree No worries here just you and me A simple life is the key [Verse] Fields of green stretch far and wide Chasing dreams no need to hide Building memories side by side Come join the easy ride [Chorus] Lazy Acres where hearts roam free Under the sunshine by the old pine tree We'll find peace with no degree Together we'll always be [Verse] Morning light paints the land Watch the dawn we're hand in hand On this soil we will stand Our love's simple yet so grand [Bridge] Whispers in the wind so pure Nature's call that's our allure Every day's an open tour In this life of simple cure [Chorus] Lazy Acres where hearts roam free Under the sunshine by the old pine tree We'll find peace with no degree Together we'll always be