Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skiftevis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
rap
Danish
The song evokes a mix of dark humor and absurdity, with elements of tragedy juxtaposed against comedic imagery. It may elicit laughter due to its outrageous content and dramatic twists.
This song could be played in comedic or humorous settings, such as parties where people enjoy absurd or outrageous stories. It may also be suited for satire or parody performances.
The lyrics incorporate storytelling elements typical of folk music, but delivered in a rap style that emphasizes rhythm and rhyme. The use of exaggerated characters and events highlights a playful approach to songwriting.
lapostetű is ficerál in my gatya, jó nagyokat belecsíp to my picsa, it ritkán csíp but nagyokat, i összeszar magamaat
Verse 1: In the shadows of the mountains, where the winds howl cold, There’s a figure standing silent, with a bow of silver gold. His eyes are like the hawk’s, sharp and steady in the night, A master of the bowstring, a sharpshooter in flight. Through endless wars and battle cries, his arrows never miss, He’s hunted the stars, he’s pierced the sky, with aim that none can dismiss. The world may change, the seasons shift, but in his heart remains, The spirit of the archer, who cannot be contained. Pre-Chorus: With every shot, with every breath, He’s the keeper of the fate of death. His bowstring hums a haunting song, For the eternal archer, forever strong. Chorus: He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Verse 2: Through the storms and fires, through lands unknown, He’s traveled far, and yet remains alone. The wind is his companion, the bow his only friend, A silent warrior, whose journey never ends. From the highest cliffs to the deepest sea, He’s tracked his prey, he’s set them free. With every pull, with every release, He’s writing history, in perfect peace. Pre-Chorus: With every shot, with every breath, He’s the keeper of the fate of death. His bowstring hums a haunting song, For the eternal archer, forever strong. Chorus: He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Bridge: The world may crumble, the stars may fall, But his aim remains true through it all. For he’s the arrow in the dark, The hunter’s mark, the guiding spark. And when the world has come undone, He’ll raise his bow to the setting sun. For in his soul, there is no fear, An eternal archer, ever near. Chorus (Alternate): He is the eternal archer, with an arrow of light, A soul that never falters, through the darkest night. Through time and battle, through endless war, He stands unwavering, forevermore. Eternal archer, eyes on the prize, A heart of steel beneath the skies. Outro: Through the ages, through the fight, He’ll never miss—his aim is right. The eternal archer, forever true, The world will see what he can do.
Verse 1: In the silence of the dawn, where the rivers run deep, There’s a figure by the water, where the broken souls sleep. With hands that glow like sunlight, with eyes that see the pain, She walks the earth, through loss and hurt, to heal again and again. Her touch is like the softest rain, soothing the scars of time, A whisper in the wind, a lullaby in rhyme. She mends the hearts that shatter, the bodies that have fallen, But in her eyes, there’s a darkness—an endless, silent calling. Pre-Chorus: She is the keeper of forgotten dreams, A light that shines, but never gleams. Her soul is bound to every cry, An eternal healer, never asking why. Chorus: She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Verse 2: Through the battles, through the years, she’s seen the world decay, But still, she finds the courage to heal the price they pay. From shattered bones to broken minds, her gift is never spent, But in the quiet of the night, she wonders where it went. For every life she’s saved, for every soul she’s healed, A piece of her is lost, a part of her revealed. The world grows colder, and yet she stays, A healer for the hopeless, through endless days. Pre-Chorus: She is the keeper of the silent cries, The strength beneath the endless skies. Her heart is heavy, but she won’t fall, For she is the healer, answering the call. Chorus: She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Bridge: Through endless sorrow, through pain untold, She heals the world, but her heart grows cold. For though she gives, she never receives, Her hands are the cure, but no one believes. And when the darkness falls, and the world turns gray, She wonders if she’ll heal herself, if there’s any way. For the eternal healer carries the weight, Of every soul, of every fate. Chorus (Alternate): She is the eternal healer, with a heart of gold, Mending every wound, through the ages, old. Her hands are the comfort, her heart is the balm, A quiet strength, in a world gone calm. Eternal healer, through every tear, She soothes the soul, and calms the fear. Outro: In the quiet of the twilight, she walks alone, An eternal healer, with no place to call home. But her heart will never falter, her spirit never break, For she heals the world—whatever it may take.
[Verse] Lazy Acres is the place to be Open skies and a wild oak tree No worries here just you and me A simple life is the key [Verse] Fields of green stretch far and wide Chasing dreams no need to hide Building memories side by side Come join the easy ride [Chorus] Lazy Acres where hearts roam free Under the sunshine by the old pine tree We'll find peace with no degree Together we'll always be [Verse] Morning light paints the land Watch the dawn we're hand in hand On this soil we will stand Our love's simple yet so grand [Bridge] Whispers in the wind so pure Nature's call that's our allure Every day's an open tour In this life of simple cure [Chorus] Lazy Acres where hearts roam free Under the sunshine by the old pine tree We'll find peace with no degree Together we'll always be
Juha Mäkkeli ragee ja munansa uuniin panee. (ah) Mäkkelin kikkeli on musta ja siitä erittyy paljon kusta. Jos tuut mulle vittuilee, niin tuun suhun. (ah) Jos aattelit tulla mun blockeil nii kannattaa tietää et oon valmiiks öljytty. Kun Mäkkeliä koskettelin sen pallit alko repeytyy. Mäkkeli on smegma (ah) mäkkelillä on musta terska. (ah) - - - - - Mäkkeli Panee Lenita Romströmmiäääää. (ah) Mäkkeli Panee Lenita Romströmmiäääää. (ah) ---- Mun eka boner tuli ku meikä täytti viis. Mun kikkelistä tuli isompi ku näin viisvuotiaan. Mutta, näin mäkkelin sit sen mustan kikkelin sitä mä jo vähän kosketin ja sit se laukes. (ah) (ah) (ah) Mäkkeliiii - - - - Kikkeliiiiiiiiii
Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skibsforlis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
Juha Mäkkeli ragee ja munansa uuniin panee. (ah) Mäkkelin kikkeli on musta ja siitä erittyy paljon kusta. Jos tuut mulle vittuilee, niin tuun suhun. (ah)
Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skiftevis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skiftevis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
[Verse] Sa bungtod sa bukid naglakaw Under sa talisay nagtan-aw Ang adlaw nga niladlad og silaw Mga damgo nga gusto natingausaw [Verse 2] Sa baybayon nga naa sa atong dunggan Mga tingog nga sayaw sa kalibutan Pirming naghulat sa atong mga damgo Usa ka paglaom nga dili magbiyao [Chorus] Magkita ta didto sa tindahan Magstorya ta ug mga pangandoy Magkatawa ta hangtod sa kanunay Mubarog ug mangaon ug mga pamahaw [Verse 3] Sa gamay nga baryo nga imong gipuy-an Kasikas sa kinabuhi murag ilog sa ulan Mga kasakit nga ipalayo sa pagpanikad Mapadulong kita sa atong giandam nga kalipay [Bridge] Mga adlaw nga atong gipangayo Sa kilid sa dalan paghigda sa kuwentong iro Magtinabangay sa pagtindog ug pagbarog Walay biya sa kinabuhi nga puno og kalingaw [Chorus] Magkita ta didto sa tindahan Magstorya ta ug mga pangandoy Magkatawa ta hangtod sa kanunay Mubarog ug mangaon ug mga pamahaw
Dette er en meget sørgelig historie Om en mand ved navn, Skipper Bent Som led skiftevis ude for Møns Klint. Skibet sank ude for Møns Klint Der kom en kæmpe meteor Og slog hans skib til pindebrænde Og bølgerne de sprøjtede Og han var ved at drukne Men han så et lys komme oppe fra Og han vidste han var reddet. Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Op på bredden, stod en jomfru Og reddede ham I land Hun var fra negerland Og åh den stakkels mand Hun var jo ondskaben selv Ja det gik gruligt galt Hun var kannibal Og putted' ham I gryden Og hun slikked' sig Om munden og grinte "HAHAHA" Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x2 Nu var han blev't kogt og det var ikke godt Så hun stegte ham på panden Han begyndt at skrig' som en lille pi' Og sagde "AV FOR FANDEN" Så tog hun hans pik og krydder'd den engang Før hun rev den af med en pølsetang Hun gnaskede hans stang Men kun en enkelt gang For hun fik creme I munden Vores Skipper Bent Han bli'r næppe glemt For han var en Tapper sømand x6
Yeah, I've had enough, you think I’m weak? But you’re about to see the rage I keep Always smile, always kind, but you push me down, Talk behind my back, always spreadin’ lies around. What did I do? What mistake did I make? I gave you my trust, but you just break.Told me I was too nice, that I’m too soft, You thought I was weak, but now I'm switched off. I took your hate, I took all your words, But now I’m on fire, and you’re gonna get burned What did I do wrong? What mistake did I make? You pushed me too far, now you’ll feel the quake. I'm done being kind, I’m done being fake, You messed with the wrong one, now it’s too late! I was nice, but now I'm about to snap— And when I’m done, you won’t know where I’m at I was a friend, but you took me for granted, Talked behind my back, now I’m not so enchanted. I kept quiet, played the game so well, But now I’m locked up, you’re about to feel hell.The words you said, the lies you told, I’m not the same girl, now I'm ice cold. You never cared, now I don’t care, Gonna make you regret it—ain’t no love left to spare I took the pain, I wore the smile, But now I’m done with playing nice for a while. You can’t see it coming, but it's on its way, You’re gonna regret messing with me today What did I do wrong? What mistake did I make? You pushed me too far, now you’ll feel the quake. I'm done being kind, I’m done being fake, You messed with the wrong one, now it’s too late! I was nice, but now I'm about to snap— And when I’m done, you won’t know where I’m at You think I’m harmless, that I won't rise, But I’m the storm that you won’t recognize. You threw me down, now I’ll stand tall You messed with a girl who’s ready to watch you fall You’ve seen the nice side, now see the beast, I’m done with the games, now I’ll release. You’ll wish you never crossed my way, I’m takin’ control—better pray I don’t slay.