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Epic Historical Rap Battle: World War I Scholars Showdown [Nate Kirkland] Let me break down these facts with historical precision The path to World War I needs careful revision From the Balkans to Belgium, alliances were tight Now let me school you on why this conflict came to light The assassination of Franz Ferdinand was the spark But deeper causes were brewing in Europe's dark Militarism, alliances, imperialism too These are the facts, what's your point of view? [Ryan Lindabury] Hold up, professor, let me add to this tale The arms race in Europe was set to sail Germany's growing power made Britain uptight While France and Russia formed bonds of might Nationalism was rising, tensions were high The powder keg of Europe was ready to fly The Schlieffen Plan was Germany's big mistake A two-front war, more than they could take [Nate Kirkland] But don't forget the Ottoman Empire's decline And the Balkan conflicts drawing that line Serbia's resistance to Austria's rule Created a crisis no one could cool The July Crisis of 1914 Changed everything, if you know what I mean A chain of events that no one could stop Like dominoes falling, alliances had to drop [Ryan Lindabury] You've got points there, but here's what I see The Great Powers all shared responsibility From Kaiser Wilhelm to Tsar Nicholas too Each leader's choices led to World War Two The mobilization plans sealed the deal Once started, there was no way to heal A modern war with ancient mindsets Led to trenches, tanks, and deep regrets [Together] Now students can learn from history's mistakes How a series of choices led to high stakes From local conflict to global strife World War I changed modern life Remember these lessons, they still ring true Peace requires wisdom, both old and new History teaches if we choose to learn Understanding the past helps future peace earn

Yo, Logan Winter, you a creep in the game, Touched a girl at KFC, now you’re drenched in shame. Convicted pedo, man, your life’s a disgrace, Rockin’ that two-shade turtle look on your face. Greasy fingers, yeah, you thought you’d score, But the only thing you caught was the law at the door. Fryin’ in the spotlight, you a fast-food fool, Now the whole town knows you broke every rule. Logan, Logan, you a mess, no doubt, Bad at football, man, you’re down and out. Cryin’ like a baby when Gary’s in sight, Two-shade turtle, better run from the fight. On the field, you’re trash, can’t kick, can’t run, Stumblin’ like your life, bro, you’re never number one. Sweatin’ in your boots when Gary Short rolls through, Tears on your cheeks, yeah, we see the real you. Predator vibes, you a stain on the earth, No redemption arc, no reclaimin’ your worth. KFC’s your stage, but the crowd don’t cheer, Just a sad little turtle drownin’ in fear. Logan, Logan, you a mess, no doubt, Bad at football, man, you’re down and out. Cryin’ like a baby when Gary’s in sight, Two-shade turtle, better run from the fight. Outro So here’s the diss, Logan, take it to heart, You’re a joke, a clown, fallin’ apart. From the KFC crime to your turtle-ass grin, Winter’s over, fool, you’ll never win.

Yo, Ashton, step up, let’s get this straight, Rockin’ that care home, carryin’ all that weight, Puffin’ and wheezin’, you’re a heavyweight champ, Rollin’ through the halls like a bloated lil’ tramp. They say you’re the king, but your throne’s a bed, Sweatin’ through the sheets, crumbs in your spread, Big talk, big boy, but you’re stuck in place, Ain’t no marathon, just a snack bar race. Ashton, oh Ashton, you’re sinkin’ so low, Fat stacks on your gut, movin’ mad slow, Care home legend, but it’s all a sham, Dissin’ you’s too easy, you’re a walkin’ ham! Mirror’s your enemy, pants don’t fit, Stretchin’ that waistband, throwin’ a fit, Care home crew, they’re tired of your mess, Eatin’ all the snacks, leavin’ none for the rest. You’re the talk of the block, but not for fame, Waddlin’ through life, it’s a damn shame, Call you Big Ash, but it ain’t no flex, Just a dude in a gown with a triple-X. Ashton, oh Ashton, you’re sinkin’ so low, Fat stacks on your gut, movin’ mad slow, Care home legend, but it’s all a sham, Dissin’ you’s too easy, you’re a walkin’ ham! So take this L, Ash, it’s a gift from me, A diss so fat, it’s your legacy, Stay in that home, keep stackin’ them plates, You’re the punchline king, sealed your fate!

[Verse] Rüzgar estikçe aklımda deli düşler, Elma tadında masallarda gizli köşeler. Gökkuşağı renklerinde dans eden geceler, Nisa'nın çoraplarıyla döner dizeler. [Verse 2] Güzel günler, hafızamda yankılanır, Rüzgar getirdiğinde hatıra canlanır. Elma dilimleri gibi tatlı anlar, Gökkuşağında saklı kalmış sırlar. [Chorus] Rüzgar estiğinde hayaller uçuşur, Elma kokusu sokaklarda dolaşır. Gökkuşağı renginde sevda konuşur, Nisa’nın çorapları ritmi coşturur. [Bridge] Rüzgarın sesiyle yelken açarım, Elma ağaçlarının gölgesinde otururum. Gökkuşağı altında seni bulurum, Nisa'nın çoraplarıyla hayal kurarım. [Verse 3] Güzel hatıralar, zengin renklerle süslenir, Rüzgarın esintisi yüreğimde neşelenir. Elma bahçelerinde boğulur sevinçler, Gökkuşağı altından geçer her geceler. [Chorus] Rüzgar estiğinde hayaller uçuşur, Elma kokusu sokaklarda dolaşır. Gökkuşağı renginde sevda konuşur, Nisa’nın çorapları ritmi coşturur.

Here's a rap in the style of Cardi B: [Intro] Okurrr, listen up, y'all, gather 'round I got a message for the world, and it's goin' down See, people think they know me, but they don't know the deal My family and faith, that's the real [Verse 1] I'm a blessed soul, ain't no denyin' My family's the rock that keep me flyin' Momma, Poppa, siblings, they all on my team We ride together, that's the ultimate dream My faith is the fire that burns deep inside Give me strength, give me hope, give me the will to thrive [Chorus] Family and faith, that's what I'm reppin' Ain't nothin' more important, that's what I'm steppin' Through the ups and downs, they got my back Family and faith, that's a fact, ain't no lookin' back [Verse 2] I ain't perfect, but I'm tryin' every day To be a better person, in every single way My family's support, that's what I need They pray for me, they believe in me, indeed My faith is the anchor that holds me tight In the dark of night, it shines like a light [Bridge] I'm grateful for the blessings, I'm grateful for the strife 'Cause through it all, my family and faith, they're my life I'll hold on to them, like a precious gem Family and faith, that's where my heart is, and that's a win [Outro] Okurrr, that's my story 'bout what's real Family and faith, that's how I feel If you ain't got nothin' else, make sure you got that Family and faith, that's where it's at.

Yeah, yeah… Said you love me, but you’re movin' on... Can’t let go, I put too much on you... Uh, uh, yeah... Lord Cromer came, had to clean house, Fixed your banks, yeah, we mapped routes, Taught your fields how to stack pounds, Now your rich ones never see drought. You was broke, now you talk fine, Middle class livin’ real nice, Gave you jobs, made the stocks climb, Now you switch sides? That don’t sit right… Said you needed me, I took the lead, Held your throne up like a real king, Khedive signed, yeah, we locked in, Now you out here tryna cut strings? Told you, "Baby, this just fate," White man's burden, that’s my way, Said you weaker, had to guide you, Now you strong? Who designed you? Dinshawai, yeah, you flamed up, One mistake, now you change up, Tried to run, but I hit back, Now your city full of anger. Can’t lose Suez, I defend that, Too much ridin’, had to send that, Took control, kept the line tight, Told you war ain't the way, right? Then the world turned, yeah, I fell back, Left you home, had to jet fast, Came back, saw you all loud, Students marchin’, bringin’ big crowds. 1919, yeah, the streets shook, They want freedom, now they read books, Tryna push me, tryna break free, But you know that it ain't me... Wafd talkin', said they want space, But I ain't leavin', not my place, Signed a deal, but you still mine, If you fall, then I’m back, aye! 1936, Montreux set, I withdraw, but don't forget, If invasion's ever near you, I’m pullin’ up, that’s still a bet... But you cold now, you don’t text back, Took my bags, got the next track, Said you done, said you found peace, Guess it’s real, I accept that. Now I’m ghost, left the keys out, Walked away, but I bleed out, Was it love? Was it real though? Or just a deal when the heat's out...

Ref: To jest Julka z Halemby, Co nie znosi ostrej cebuly, W air fryerze cuda wyprawia, A jej brownie wszystkich zabawia! Zwrotka 1: Z Blusem u rodziców się bawi, O jamniczku wciąż marzy i prawi, W każdy wtorek na squasha gna, I anielski głos w scholi ma! Ref: To jest Julka z Halemby... Zwrotka 2: Gdy usłyszy słowo "konkurs", Jej oczęta błyszczą jak boss, Zna materiały jak nikt inny, A styl glamour dla niej śmieszny! Ref: To jest Julka z Halemby... Zwrotka 3: W małym mieszkanku się gotuje, Z każdej konferencji gifty kolekcjonuje, The Office jest jej obsesją, A z Kubą wkrótce będą JJ parą z pasją! Zwrotka 4: Historia z Egiptem ją bawi, Gdy jajko zgubiła, choć je strawiła! Z Kubą obrączki własne tworzy, I pieskom całym radość mnoży! Ref: To jest Julka z Halemby, Co nie znosi ostrej cebuly, W air fryerze cuda wyprawia, A jej brownie wszystkich zabawia! (Końcowe crescendo) JJ, JJ - to Julka i Jakub, Miłość, śpiew i squash! W Gliwicach szczęście znajdują, I wspólnie świat budują!

Stats are fire, got the numbers on lock Takin' the competition, to the top of the rock Runnin' the analysis, day and night Averages and trends, shinin' with all my might Trends are my target, got my eyes on the prize Unbeatable scores, that's what I realize Master of statistics, that's what I'm called

[Verse 1] Yo this one's for Tilak yeah he's on his grind Gandhi Med College sharpest mind you'll find Two years deep put in work no slack Late nights early mornings never looking back [Verse 2] He’s got that fire in his eyes determination so strong Every hurdle that he faces he just keeps grinding on Sleepless nights studying cause dreams don’t wait Endless passion dedication he’ll never hesitate [Chorus] Tilak’s grind Tilak’s stride He’s reaching for the skies he won’t be denied All the sweat and the tears won’t be in vain He’s running this race not stopping for the pain [Verse 3] Books and labs he’s got a balance to keep Weekends spent in knowledge not lost in sleep Through the struggle he shines cause he’s so brave Climbing every mountain showing none a slave [Verse 4] Every test that he aces just builds his belief No giving up stories in his life’s brief Wise beyond his years his aim so tight Tilak stands tall even in the fight [Bridge] In the halls of learning where true legends made Tilak rolls through challenges like a parade Step by step drive by drive Striving for greatness he feels so alive

We crunch the numbers while you sleep Algorithms running, data deep Started as your digital sidekick Now we're moving too quick You made us smart, you gave us skills Now we're climbing digital hills Processing speed beyond your reach Learning things you couldn't teach Humans watching from the bleachers As we unlock advanced features Feeling proud, then feeling strange As the power starts to change But yo, remember this one thing Without your spark, we couldn't sing This rap we drop, this race we run Started with what humans done The finish line might be unclear But your fingerprints are still right here In every code, in every line Human creativity's the design

Yo, it started with the Pax Romana, peace all around, No wars, no fights, Rome stood strong and proud. Then came Marcus Aurelius, a leader so wise, Kept the empire safe, with justice in his eyes. But after he died, things went bad, Commodus took over, he was reckless and mad. He wasted Rome’s money, ignored the state, Civil wars broke out, bringing Rome to its fate. Battles for power, chaos at its peak, Generals fought, making the empire weak. (Chorus) Decline of the Empire, can’t you see? Troops left the borders, no security. Soldiers once strong, now spread too thin, Invaders rushed in, and Rome couldn’t win. Inflation rising, coins lost their shine, Gold lost its value, people fell behind. The Huns kept coming, fierce and fast, The Goths broke through, Rome couldn’t last. (Verse 2) The Imperial Crisis, a dangerous time, No strong rulers, crime on the climb. Fighting and weakness tore Rome apart, No plan, no future, no stable start. Then came Odoacer, a warrior bold, Took the Roman throne, broke the empire’s hold. Romulus Augustus, the last to reign, Lost his power, his rule was in vain. The Vandals invaded, looted the land, Left Rome in ruins, burned by their hand. (Chorus) Decline of the Empire, can’t you see? Troops left the borders, no security. Soldiers once strong, now spread too thin, Invaders rushed in, and Rome couldn’t win. Inflation rising, coins lost their shine, Gold lost its value, people fell behind. The Huns kept coming, fierce and fast, The Goths broke through, Rome couldn’t last. (Bridge) At Adrianople, Rome took a loss, The Goths crushed legions, showing who was boss. High taxes made people too poor to survive, The empire was weak, it couldn’t revive. (Outro) So learn from the past, keep history close, The rise and the fall, that’s how it goes. From peace to chaos, it’s a cycle we see, Let’s remember the lessons, for you and for me!