The Ballad of Big Ol' Balls
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[Verse 1] Well, Doc took one look and he started to frown Said, "Son, I ain't seen this in half of this town" I asked what was wrong and he swallowed real hard Then he pointed right down at my overgrown yard [Chorus] I got elephantiasis of the balls, oh Lord Can't fit in my jeans, can't climb up on board When I walk, they drag, when I sit, I fall Ain't no cure for these two wrecking balls [Verse 2] Tried a wheelbarrow, tried a sling Even duct tape couldn't fix this thing My dog just stares, my horse won't ride Ain't no saddle that's big ball-certified [Chorus] I got elephantiasis of the balls, oh Lord Rolling down Main street like a juggernaut storm Doctors shake their heads, my girl done fled Left me alone with my oversized dread [Bridge] [Slide guitar solo, harmonica wails] If life gives you lemons, well, make lemonade But what do you do when your nuts cascade? [Verse 3] The circus called, said, "Boy, you're a show!" Guinness Book sent a camera crew in tow Hollywood's asking for a brand-new flick But I ain't no stuntman, this ain't no trick [Chorus] I got elephantiasis of the balls, oh Lord Can't ride my truck, can't fit through the door Ain't no man should be built this way Pray for a cure, 'cause they're here to stay [Outro] So if you see me rolling slow Dragging my burden wherever I go Tip your hat and say a prayer For the man with balls too big to bear
Description of Music Style
Country blues, slide guitar, deep twangy male vocals
Lyrics Language
English
Emotional Analysis
The song conveys a mix of humor and despair, touching on themes of embarrassment and exaggerated physical hardship, leading to a comedic yet sympathetic emotional tone.
Application Scenarios
This song would be suitable for comedic performances, gatherings where humor and lightheartedness are appreciated, and perhaps as a conversation starter in informal settings.
Technical Analysis
The song utilizes traditional country blues elements such as slide guitar and twangy vocals. Lyrically, it combines storytelling with witty wordplay, and the structure follows a common verse-chorus format, lending itself well to sing-alongs.
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Verse 1: The shadows in the hall, they whisper your name, Echoes of love, but it’s never the same. I reach for your touch, but you're fading away, Still, I keep holding on to yesterday. Chorus: Cry for me, baby, cry just a little for me, Let those tears fall down to the ground and set me free. Just a moment, just a sign, that this love was real, Cry for me, baby, show me how you feel. Verse 2: It's like loving you in the rain, Every drop takes away my pain. I'm just loving you for today, And I'll love you again tomorrow the same way. Bridge: Through the storm, through the night, I’ll be waiting in the fading light. Even if you walk away, I’ll still love you anyway. Chorus (repeat) Outro: So cry for me, baby, just a little tonight, Let the tears tell the truth in the pale moonlight.
Penelope’s home alone, Waiting for Odysseus to come back from the dead, Every day she prays for him to come home, The suitors come, they try their luck, She keeps her faith because they suck. Through the years long, and sad. She still makes her son glad. And the suitors may try, But her heart won't pry, Through the wind and the rain, She’s strong through the pain, In the quiet of the night, Her love burns bright. throughout all of her fame, She’ll keep holding on to his name. She weaves her loom, each day she spins, A plan to keep the suitors at bay. And in love with him, she’ll stay Not until Odysseus finds his way. Her tears fall, but no one sees, The strength she hides inside. With every dawn, she stays the course, For when he’ll ride in on his horse. And the suitors try, But her heart won't pry, Through the wind and the rain, She’s strong through the pain, In the quiet of the night, Her love burns bright. Throughout all of her fame, She’ll keep holding on to his name. Over the years, Conquering all her fears. And the suitors try, But her heart won't pry, Through the wind and the rain, She’s strong through the pain, In the quiet of the night, Her love burns bright. She’ll keep holding on to his name throughout all of her fame.
Verse 1: Sippin' on this 60 proof Tryin' to drown out the truth But no amount of whiskey Can make me forget about you Chorus: Feeling numb from this 60 proof But it ain't enough to ease the pain I'm lost in a sea of heartbreak And I don't think I'll ever be the same Verse 2: I thought I could move on But every sip just brings you back I'm haunted by memories Of the love that we once had Chorus: Feeling numb from this 60 proof But it ain't enough to ease the pain I'm lost in a sea of heartbreak And I don't think I'll ever be the same Bridge: I'm stuck in this cycle Of trying to numb the pain But no amount of whiskey Can make me whole again Chorus: Feeling numb from this 60 proof But it ain't enough to ease the pain I'm lost in a sea of heartbreak And I don't think I'll ever be the same Outro: So I'll keep on drinkin' Til I can't feel a thing But deep down I know I'll always feel the sting
[Verse] Late night candle burns low Steve's best friend is his shadow Dreaming of a girl he don’t know Drowning in what-ifs and sorrow [Verse 2] Eyes locked and he's stuttering Heart’s heavy and muttering Chasing dreams Never waking Always following Forever aching [Chorus] Steve the greatest fucking simp Heart trailing like a dying wimp Lost in lovesick battlefield Bruised but never healed [Verse 3] Morning comes She’s on his mind Can’t escape Always entwined Love songs he sings to the air Wishing she could be there [Chorus] Steve the greatest fucking simp Heart trailing like a dying wimp Lost in lovesick battlefield Bruised but never healed [Bridge] One sided love Endless race Lines of pain etched on his face Fool for love Endless chase Life's a mess Can't keep pace
If you ever stop loving me, won't blame you at all , sorry don't have a meaning at all just a word used to many times, even if you stop loving me , I won't never stop loving you forever
(البيت الأول) في ضوء القمر، تتلألأ عيناكِ، زينب، يا نجمي الهاديء، مع كل ابتسامة، كل لمسة، أنتِ تجعلين قلبي ينبض، يا حب حياتي. (الجوقة) زينب، حبي الذي لا يُضاهى، في ذراعيكِ، يتوحد قلبانا، من خلال كل فرح وكل كفاح، أنتِ كل شيء في حياتي، يا زوجتي. (البيت الثاني) من شروق الشمس حتى نجوم الليل، لا يهم أين تكونين، أنتِ هنا، معكِ وجدت حلمي، في حبكِ، أعيش أجمل لحظاتي. (الجوقة) زينب، حبي الذي لا يُضاهى، في ذراعيكِ، يتوحد قلبانا، من خلال كل فرح وكل كفاح، أنتِ كل شيء في حياتي، يا زوجتي. (الجسر) معًا نواجه كل ما نراه، معكِ، يا حبي، أنا دائمًا حر، حبكِ هو نجمي الهاديء، مهما كنتِ. (الجوقة) زينب، حبي الذي لا يُضاهى، في ذراعيكِ، يتوحد قلبانا، من خلال كل فرح وكل كفاح، أنتِ كل شيء في حياتي، يا زوجتي. (الخاتمة) إذن إليكِ أغنيتي، لحبنا الحقيقي، إلى الأبد أنا وأنتِ، في هذه الأغنية
Ruben’s always at the Bergville Koshuis, Got a room full of beers and his buddies in a rush. Ryan’s got a plan, he’s got a crazy scheme, Jan’s chasing wine like it’s part of a dream. The weekend’s here, and they're never slow, Hitting up the shops where the cheap booze flow. They’re students, they’re wild, living for the thrill, Searching for the best deal on a bottle to chill. They don’t care about the time or the class they missed, Just a bottle in hand and a party to persist, From the bars to the streets, they own the scene, Living their youth, they’re the Bergville dream! Bergville nights, the vibe's never wrong, Ruben, Ryan, and Jan rocking all night long. Cheap wine, wild times, you can’t hold 'em down, These students are the kings of this town! Yeah, they party hard, no plans in sight, Bergville’s calling, it’s another wild night! Ruben's on his fifth, says, "I’ll take one more!" Ryan’s laughing loud at Jan’s failed dance on the floor. They’re hunting for a bargain, that’s how they roll, Wine in the cart, it’s all about the soul. They know every spot where the drinks are cheap, Hitting up the wine estates, avoiding the steep. No care for the rules, they're just living free, Who needs a budget when you’ve got company? No sleep 'til Sunday, no books to read, They’ll party 'til the morning, don’t need no speed, A toast to the future, to the memories they make, A little wine, a little laugh, that’s all it takes. Bergville nights, the vibe's never wrong, Ruben, Ryan, and Jan rocking all night long. Cheap wine, wild times, you can’t hold 'em down, These students are the kings of this town! Yeah, they party hard, no plans in sight, Bergville’s calling, it’s another wild night! Bergville’s where the legend starts, Ruben’s in the Koshuis, keeping all the charts, Ryan’s at the door with a grin on his face, Jan’s looking for wine in a drunken race! They’re laughing, they’re singing, they’re dancing all day, No care in the world as they throw it away. From the Koshuis halls to the streets they own, They live for the party, they’re never alone! Bergville nights, the vibe's never wrong, Ruben, Ryan, and Jan rocking all night long. Cheap wine, wild times, you can’t hold 'em down, These students are the kings of this town! Yeah, they party hard, no plans in sight, Bergville’s calling, it’s another wild night! So here's to the boys who never slow down, Ruben, Ryan, and Jan, they run this town. Bergville Koshuis, that’s where it all begins, They’ll keep the party rolling ‘til the morning wind! Yeah, Bergville nights... The legend’s alive... Ruben’s always home, but they’re all in the vibe.
“You and Me, My Star” (Verse 1) In the quiet night, I see you so clear, your emerald eyes make the stars disappear. They sparkle so bright, like jewels in the sky, and everything dims when you pass by. Your hair flows softly, so dark and soft a dream, where I’m unafraid. And your smile, it lights up the darkest of days, guiding me home through life’s winding maze. (Chorus) When you’re with me, my troubles fade, the weight of the world just drifts away. With you, there’s no shadow, only light, you’re my safe place, my heart’s delight. (Verse 2) Your touch can calm the fiercest storm, your warmth keeps my restless soul reborn. When I’m with you, time stands still, you’re the answer to every question, my will. Your laugh is a melody, soft and sweet, a song of love every time we meet. No fears, no worries can reach me here, for in your arms, I have no fear. (Chorus) When you’re with me, my troubles fade, the weight of the world just drifts away. With you, there’s no shadow, only light, you’re my safe place, my heart’s delight. (Bridge) And if the world should fall apart, I’d hold you close, you’d heal my heart. Your eyes, like oceans, so deep, so wide, in them I see forever, with you by my side. (Outro) So here I stand, my heart in your hand, lost in your love, I finally understand. Your eyes, your smile, your glow from afar, you are my dream, my love, my star.
Forever With You” (Verse 1) From the moment I saw you, my world came alive, A spark in the darkness, a light in my sky. Your laughter’s a melody, soft and so true, Every heartbeat, darling, it beats just for you. (Pre-Chorus) I never knew love could feel this way, Like a warm sunrise on the coldest day. You’re my safe place, my sweetest sound, With you, my love, I’ve finally found… (Chorus) Forever with you, that’s all I need, Lost in your arms, where I’m meant to be. Every moment, every sigh, You and I, love, side by side. Forever with you, just you and me, Writing our love in eternity. (Verse 2) Your touch is a whisper, a soft summer breeze, You chase all my worries, you put me at ease. Through every high, through every fall, You’re the reason I risk it all. (Pre-Chorus) I never knew love could feel this way, Like a gentle song the stars would play. You’re my dream, my guiding light, With you, my love, it all feels right. (Chorus) Forever with you, that’s all I need, Lost in your arms, where I’m meant to be. Every moment, every sigh, You and I, love, side by side. Forever with you, just you and me, Writing our love in eternity. (Bridge) And if the sky should fade to gray, I’ll hold your hand, we’ll find our way. Through every storm, through every mile, I’ll love you then, just like right now. (Chorus - Repeat & Build) Forever with you, that’s all I need, Lost in your arms, where I’m meant to be. Every moment, every sigh, You and I, love, side by side. (Outro) Forever with you, just you and me, Writing our love in eternity.
