Tangled Love

(Verse 1 - Lean into the mic, dramatic pause)My Tesla died on the charging pad last night,Autopilot failed, now I’m outta sight,(Toss hair back, wink at the crowd)My golden doodle ran off with some hipster’s vape,Left me scrollin’ TikTok in a digital escape. (Chorus - Raise a White Claw can, sway side to side)Oh, I’m drunk on White Claw, feelin’ so low,My non-binary pansexual partner said “I’m a no-show,”(Kick a holographic tumbleweed)My Tesla’s toast, my doodle’s gone astray,This futuristic heartbreak’s the Gen-Z way! (Verse 2 - Strut across the stage, glitchy spotlight)I swiped right plenty, but they ghosted me fast,My pronouns got tangled in a Wi-Fi blast,(Dramatic kneel)The solar panels flickered, my crypto took a dive,Now I’m chuggin’ seltzer just to stay alive. (Chorus - Crowd sing-along, fist pump)Oh, I’m drunk on White Claw, feelin’ so low,My non-binary pansexual partner said “I’m a no-show,”My Tesla’s toast, my doodle’s gone astray,This futuristic heartbreak’s the Gen-Z way! (Bridge - Spin, glitch effect on screen)I tried to NFT my tears, but the blockchain crashed,My smart fridge judged me when I grabbed the last stash,(Point to the sky)The metaverse dumped me, said I’m too IRL,Now I’m hashtag-broken with no soul to sell. (Chorus - Full band kicks in, confetti drop)Oh, I’m drunk on White Claw, feelin’ so low,My non-binary pansexual partner said “I’m a no-show,”My Tesla’s toast, my doodle’s gone astray,This futuristic heartbreak’s the Gen-Z way! (Outro - Slow fade, tip a nonexistent hat)So here’s to the future, where the vibes ain’t right,Sippin’ spiked seltzer ‘neath the neon light,My Tesla’s dead, my doodle’s long gone,But I’ll keep on dancin’ to this glitchy song!

[Verse] He was born where the red dirt flows, Under the pines where the wildgrass grows. With a slingshot in his back jeans’ thread, And a dirt bike helmet on his head. [Verse 2] He’d chase the creek for the biggest bass, Set his traps in the dewy grass. Fix up his ride 'til the sun went away, Riding the moonlight back to the day. [Chorus] Out where the coyotes call his name, Where freedom runs as wild as the flame. With a rifle close and his fishing cane, It’s a simple life, but he loves the game. [Verse 3] Sunrise breaks with the rooster’s yell, He knows every hill, every hollow well. Burning confidence on a muddy trail, Living for the stories he’ll soon regale. [Bridge] He don’t need the flashing lights, His heart’s as free as the starry nights. No paved road was meant for his ways, He’s got country in him that'll never fade. [Chorus] Out where the coyotes call his name, Where freedom runs as wild as the flame. With a rifle close and his fishing cane, It’s a simple life, but he loves the game.

[Verse] Old coconut farm Had a savory brew Sip it slow and true And from that tree They spun some gold Stories sweet Never grow old [Chorus] Tap the heart of the towering palm Feel the beat of the tropic calm Raise your glass to the starry sky Coconut wine Never ask why [Verse 2] In the village drum As the nights unfold The laughter flows The tales are bold Through the dense grove Where secrets grow Coconut wine A silent glow [Bridge] With every sip It's the art we frame A drink of pride It holds our name In every taste Lives the hand's design Locally brewed Its truth divine [Chorus] Tap the heart of the towering palm Feel the beat of the tropic calm Raise your glass to the starry sky Coconut wine Never ask why [Verse 3] Under the moon By lantern's gleam It's liquid soul Pure as a dream It warms the heart Sets the mind alight Coconut sparks the darkest night

my heart skips a beat at the sight of your anger. you have that look in your eyes that makes the world go silent. I close my eyes and prepare for what’s next. do you ever think of me and feel regret? or in your mind was i just i was the problem all along. they all say everything happens for a reason, but what could the reason be. and i had this dream where i was downing and you were the water. i tried to swim up but i was tied down by your words. i thought maybe if i stayed i could get you to change but i guess I’m not great at fixing things. do you ever think of me and feel regret? or in your mind was i just i was the problem all along. they all say everything happens for a reason, but what could that reason be? i covered up my bruises and say that im ok. When asked i just say i had a bad fall that’s all. the little girl in me knows i deserve better but here i am laying in your bed. Now that your locked away, i can breath but your abuse will always stick with me. when someone raises their voice tears start to well.

[Verse] Well, Jane woke up with a pain in her side, Called up the doc, but he’s out on a ride, "Two weeks wait," the nurse said on the line, So Jane cursed the air, said, "Ain't that just fine?" [Verse 2] Next day her head was pounding so bad, Felt like her skull had a hammering mad, Pharmacy’s closed, and the lights went dim, No relief for Jane, patience grew slim. [Chorus] Oh, hard times for Jane, it’s a mountain to climb, Every ache and pain steals a piece of her time, She’s tired of waiting, fed up with the queues, This life's a hard pill she’s learning to chew. [Verse 3] By Friday her knee gave a snap and a crack, She hobbled on down with no doc to look back, "Emergency rooms? You’ll wait till next June." Jane just sighed, sang her frustrated tune. [Bridge] The clock keeps ticking, but help’s so far, The nearest good doc might as well be on Mars. Jane’s got a spirit as strong as the rain, But even the toughest get tired of the strain. [Chorus] Oh, hard times for Jane, it’s a mountain to climb, Every ache and pain steals a piece of her time, She’s tired of waiting, fed up with the queues, This life's a hard pill she’s learning to chew.

[Verse 1] Up north we like our leaders strong, To steer us right, to right the wrong. But you bowed your head, stayed silent too, While the winds of trouble came blowing through. [Pre-Chorus] Oh Doug, where’d your backbone go? When it’s time to stand, you stooped so low. [Chorus] Stand up, Doug, don’t just fall in line, We need more than your wavering spine. Strong hands guide, but yours just fold, Your silence speaks and your heart feels cold. [Verse 2] Trump came yelling, talking loud, Stirred the pot, fed the crowd. But while the leaves of our maple shook, You stood still, didn’t take a look. [Pre-Chorus] Oh Doug, where’s the fire inside? A leader’s got to stand, not hide. [Chorus] Stand up, Doug, don’t just fall in line, We need more than your wavering spine. Strong hands guide, but yours just fold, Your silence speaks and your heart feels cold.

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

[Verse] SweetBall rolls up in his funky ride (oo-yeah!) Chrome on the edges Leopard seats inside (uh-huh!) Passengers stare Then try to hide "Is this my Uber?" they whispered Wide-eyed [Chorus] He's SweetBall Driving down the lane In his funky bunker Bringin' the rain (oh-whoa!) With neon lights and disco flickers SweetBall’s ride It ain’t for nitpickers! [Verse 2] Her bumper rattles But she’s got style (woo!) They climb in hesitating all the while (ay-ay!) Air freshener smells like questionable guile And SweetBall’s smile stretches a country mile [Chorus] He’s SweetBall Blasting funky tunes In the bunker Under the moon (ow!) Passengers laugh Then what a surprise They’re groovin' along Light in their eyes [Bridge] Oh That funky bunker Misunderstood Looks like trouble but rolls so good (yeah, yeah!) "It’s my baby!" SweetBall would say "Hop on in I’ll drive your blues away!" [Chorus] He’s SweetBall Cruising all around The funky bunker The talk of the town (oooh!) With leopard seats and flashing chrome Every ride feels like a party at home

[Verse] Anna’s laugh is a summer breeze Soft and warm through the tall oak trees Ty's hands strong but they’re kind to hold Together they spark like fire turned gold [Chorus] Anna and Ty like stars in the sky The world fades away when their hearts collide No need for words just a knowing glance A love like theirs is a timeless dance [Verse 2] She hums a song that he hums too Two voices blending into something true They walk the shore where the waves kiss the sand Two souls moving in a rhythm they understand [Chorus] Anna and Ty like stars in the sky The world fades away when their hearts collide No need for words just a knowing glance A love like theirs is a timeless dance [Bridge] Under the moon where the whispers grow Their hearts play a tune only they’ll know The world spins fast but they move slow In their embrace Seeds of forever sow [Verse 3] Their love’s a book written line by line Each whisper and tear something divine No storms too wild no seas too wide With Anna and Ty love’s the only guide

In the heart of Alberta's north, where the land is vast and wild, There's a hero in the sky, a lifeline for the child. The Local Hero Foundation, a beacon of hope and light, Soaring high above the clouds, day and night. (Chorus) With rotors turning, blades a-gleam, They answer every call, a selfless dream. From the mountains to the plains, they fly with grace, Bringing comfort, hope, and aid, to every troubled place. In times of crisis, when disaster strikes, The Local Hero Foundation, swiftly takes flight. Through blizzards, floods, and fires, they brave the storm, Bringing aid and comfort, keeping people warm. (Chorus) With rotors turning, blades a-gleam, They answer every call, a selfless dream. From the mountains to the plains, they fly with grace, Bringing comfort, hope, and aid, to every troubled place. For the injured and the lost, they offer hope and cheer, A helping hand, a guiding light, dispelling every fear. The Local Hero Foundation, a symbol of our might, Protecting lives, and shining bright. (Chorus) With rotors turning, blades a-gleam, They answer every call, a selfless dream. From the mountains to the plains, they fly with grace, Bringing comfort, hope, and aid, to every troubled place. So let us raise a glass, to the heroes in the sky, The Local Hero Foundation, forever in our hearts and minds. For their courage, their compassion, their unwavering might, We salute you, heroes, shining ever so bright