Jane and Her Tissues

(Verse 1 – Gentle acoustic guitar, nostalgic tone) Almost heaven, West Virginia, Used to drink tequila, now it's only Miller. No more bourbon from Kentucky, just Jack in a can, My truck runs like garbage ‘cause I banned Japan. (Chorus – Full band, soaring vocals) Fascism, take me home, To a land where I belong, No more tacos, just canned cheese, Bud Light’s warm and tastes like pee. (Verse 2 – More energetic, fiddle kicks in) I miss Canadian whiskey, I miss good old Brie, Now it's plastic-wrapped American cheese for me. Used to drive a Honda, ran smooth like a dream, Now I got a Ford and it's leaking gasoline. (Chorus – Big harmonies, dramatic passion) Fascism, take me home, To a land where I belong, No more maple, no baguette, Just frozen burgers and regret. (Bridge – Soft, almost spoken word, disillusioned) I thought I'd own the libs, bring back coal and steel, Now I can't afford my meds, is this even real? My health care’s a joke, my roads are all cracked, But at least I got this flag made in China on my back… (Chorus – Slower, regretful at first, then building back up) Fascism, take me home, To a land where I belong, No more sushi, no poutine, Just instant ramen and Jim Beam. (Outro – Fading out, soft banjo and harmonies, pure lament) Take me home… take me home… Where my choices haunt me so… Should’ve known… should’ve known… Now it’s only corn syrup and Monsanto…

[Verse] After midnight stars are waking Silent whispers hearts are breaking Lonely shadows lights are fading In the quiet dreams invading [Verse 2] River flows with secrets hidden Moonlight glows on paths forbidden Time slows down in constellations Lost in thoughts and new sensations [Chorus] Oh we roam those empty streets Footsteps sync and hearts repeat Whispers soft as night grows old We find warmth in stories told [Bridge] Underneath the silver lining All our fears are intertwining In the hush of 2 AM You and I We find a gem [Verse 3] City lights like fallen stars Trace the lines of faded scars Hand in hand we chase the night In this glow We feel alive [Chorus] Oh we roam those empty streets Footsteps sync and hearts repeat Whispers soft as night grows old We find warmth in stories told

[Verse] Mike's got a heart as wide as the plains, His love for donkeys, they say he's insane. In the early morning, with the rising sun, He feeds 'em hay, that's how his day's begun. [Verse] Down at the barn, he's always found, Talkin' to donkeys, his feet on the ground. He calls 'em by name, each one a friend, A bond that won't break, it won't ever end. [Chorus] Donkeys and Mike, they’re a sight to see, Workin’ together in harmony. From sunrise to the evening glow, That kind of love, not everyone knows. [Verse] Mike don't care what folks might say, His donkeys bring light to his everyday. Through the fields, they plow and roam, With his donkeys, Mike feels at home. [Verse] Some folks laugh, some just stare, But Mike's too busy to even care. To him, they're family, pure and true, In their eyes, he sees the world's view. [Chorus] Donkeys and Mike, they’re a sight to see, Workin' together in harmony. From sunrise to the evening glow, That kind of love, not everyone knows.

--- **Verse 1:** There once was a ship that sailed the blue, Her name was the Brave Mariner true, With sails so white and a crew so bold, They ventured forth with tales untold. **Chorus:** Soon may the Mariner come, To bring us joy and endless fun, One day when the journey’s done, We’ll take our leave and go. **Verse 2:** The waves did crash, the wind did wail, But Mariner's crew they did not fail, With every storm and every squall, Their hearts stayed strong, they stood tall. **Chorus:** Soon may the Mariner come, To bring us joy and endless fun, One day when the journey’s done, We’ll take our leave and go. **Verse 3:** They searched for treasure, far and wide, With stars to guide and tide as tide, Through tempest fierce and days of sun, Their quest for gold had just begun. **Chorus:** Soon may the Mariner come, To bring us joy and endless fun, One day when the journey’s done, We’ll take our leave and go. **Bridge:** Now tales are told of Mariner’s might, Of courage bold and stars so bright, With hearts of gold, they faced the sea, Their legend lives eternally. **Chorus:** Soon may the Mariner come, To bring us joy and endless fun, One day when the journey’s done, We’ll take our leave and go. ---

[Verse] In the heart of this small town, lives a lady named Jane, With her handkerchiefs and tissues, causing quite the refrain. Folks around here, they won't let it rest, Sayin' Jane must munch 'em, like they're some sort of fest. [Verse 2] At the corner café, you can hear the talk, About Jane and her tissues, in their usual mock. Spillin' their coffee, while they laugh and they jest, Poor Jane just shrugs, knowing she tries her best. [Chorus] Jane folds 'em, holds 'em, tissues in her hand, In the eyes of the gossip, she can't understand. "Is she eatin' 'em?" they tease with a grin, But Jane knows it's laughter, in the wind. [Verse 3] Walking down Main Street, head held high, Jane hears the whispers, but she won't cry. In the morning sun, she lifts her chin, Tissues in her pocket, she won't give in. [Verse 4] Sitting on her porch, knitting away, Thinking 'bout the words they always say. Jane's got a heart, stronger than gold, She won't let the teasing take hold. [Chorus] Jane folds 'em, holds 'em, tissues in her hand, In the eyes of the gossip, she can't understand. "Is she eatin' 'em?" they tease with a grin, But Jane knows it's laughter, in the wind.

Bilal’s dream, a guiding light Quality learning, futures bright For every child, a shining star Mother Care—a hope so far [Chorus] 🎶 Mother Care, a name so true Knowledge, wisdom, guiding you With love, with care, we’ll rise and shine Building futures, one at a time [Verse 2] 📖 Qur’an we learn, morals so high Follow Sunnah, reach the sky Iqbal’s eagles, strong and free Every lesson—practicality! 🏆 Respect for parents, kindness grows Helping hands, compassion flows Cleanliness taught in every way Mother Care lights up each day [Bridge] 🎨 Art and culture, faith so strong Life skills help us move along Polish shoes, iron with pride Learn and grow, stand side by side 🌿 Gardening, the earth we embrace Nature’s lessons, a gentle grace Teachers trained, young minds ignite Mother Care—a future bright! [Outro] ✨ Hard work, passion, hearts so pure Success and wisdom—forever endure Mother Care, our home, our pride Spreading knowledge far and wide!

[Verse] Put my old truck bed up for sale, Thought I'd get some decent pay, But here come the vultures, without fail, Want it free, what a rotten day. [Verse 2] "Can you drop it off?" they dare to ask, "Fifty miles ain't too far, dear." They wanna bargain, shady as a flask, Makin' offers, just bring me a beer. [Chorus] Oh, these internet cheapskates, Always want it for less or for free, They haggle like it's high stakes, Man, when will they let me be? [Verse] "Is this still available?" they write, But never show up, what a curse. No one has cash, everyone's tight, These lowballers keep getting worse. [Verse 2] "Got any freebies I can take?" Messages buzzin' day and night, They think my life's a giveaway cake, Oh Lord, this ain’t feelin’ right. [Chorus] Oh, these internet cheapskates, Always want it for less or for free, They haggle like it's high stakes, Man, when will they let me be?

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[Verse] In a small room lit by a neon glow, She streams her days, she steals the show, Applejuicek with her smile so wide, But her chat’s more cringeworthy than they realize. [Chorus] Applejuicek, you light up the screen, But oh, your followers, they're something unseen, Their jokes and memes, a peculiar blend, Yet through it all, you're our virtual friend. [Verse] Her laughter rings out, well worth the wait, As she shares her stories till it's late, Yet the comments section can make you wince, Full of cringe, but her spirit's convinced. [Chorus] Applejuicek, you light up the screen, But oh, your followers, they're something unseen, Their jokes and memes, a peculiar blend, Yet through it all, you're our virtual friend. [Verse] Typing away, they cheer her on, Though their humor's misplaced, they're never gone, She rolls her eyes, but still she stays, Through the cringey comments her spirit sways. [Chorus] Applejuicek, you light up the screen, But oh, your followers, they're something unseen, Their jokes and memes, a peculiar blend, Yet through it all, you're our virtual friend.

Here’s a school song for **Mother Care School System**, incorporating all your requested elements: --- ### **"Shining Bright, Growing Strong"** *(School Anthem of Mother Care School System)* **Verse 1** In the heart of learning, we stand so tall, With wisdom and kindness, we answer the call. Step by step, we rise and grow, With dreams in our hearts, we let knowledge flow. **Chorus** *(Energetic & Inspiring)* **Mother Care, our guiding light,** We shine so bright, we reach new heights! Learning, leading, hand in hand, Building futures, bold and grand! **Verse 2** From English to science, from math to art, We strive for excellence, with courage and heart. With respect and honor, we stand as one, Our journey of learning has just begun! **Bridge** *(Softer, Inspirational)* Truth and kindness light our way, Knowledge grows with each new day. With love for culture, pride so true, Together we rise, in all we do! **Final Chorus** *(Powerful Finish)* **Mother Care, our guiding light,** We shine so bright, we reach new heights! With faith and passion, strong we stand, The future’s ours—hand in hand! --- This song can be sung in a lively rhythm, with a mix of soft and energetic parts. It highlights **excellence, kindness, leadership, cultural pride, and innovation**, making it perfect for both students and staff.

[Verse] In a house out south of Austin, There's a story to be told, 'Bout a man who's always gamin', But never cleans a soul. [Chorus] Dusty floors and piles of laundry, Dishes stacked up high, Asmongold, you live in glory, But you never blink an eye. [Verse 2] Streaming nights and daylight hours, With a keyboard in your hand, Mighty paladin of Azeroth, In a cluttered, messy land. [Chorus] Dusty floors and piles of laundry, Dishes stacked up high, Asmongold, you live in glory, But you never blink an eye. [Bridge] The world's a stage, you're the show, Unseen chaos where you stand, With every click and every view, You're living life so grand. [Verse 3] Friends may laugh and fans adore you, Heroes thrive in many ways, But come on now, dear Asmongold, Time to clear that haze.