Connor has a really big fat head Santa told me he pissed the bed. Grandpa likes women that squirt that’s why he goes for the local flirt. Mom is old you can tell but she needs to grow and start to yell because she farts all the time and that’s why she gave scott pink eye and last is kennedy the most beautiful one of all. she is everything anyone one wants and liam is so lucky to have her because she is amazing and awesome and perfect in every single way. KENNEDY I LOVE YOU
2000 country
English
playful and affectionate with a hint of family humor
perfect for light-hearted gatherings, family events, or comedic performances
features storytelling typical of country music, with a mix of humor and personal anecdotes, relying on simple rhyme schemes and informal language.
"Frog in My Pocket" (A Song About Sobriety and Faith) Verse 1: Two years sober, I was lost in my mind, Searching for answers I struggled to find. In a room in West Virginia, an old man sat, He smiled and said, "Son, I'll tell you 'bout that." He said, "Keep a frog in your pocket, and you'll find your way, Fully rely on God every single day. It’s a little reminder when the road gets rough, With faith in your heart, you’ll always have enough." Chorus: Oh, a frog in my pocket, a prayer in my soul, Through the darkest of nights, it’s made me whole. Five years later, I owe him my fight, To Cotton and his wisdom, my guiding light. Verse 2: I came back to that meeting, my heart to share, But the chair where he sat was empty there. They said Cotton had passed just a week before, And I wished I could thank him once more. So I bowed my head and whispered his name, "Your frog saved my life, through struggle and pain. Though you’re gone, your words carry on, In every sober morning, every new dawn." Chorus: Oh, a frog in my pocket, a prayer in my soul, Through the darkest of nights, it’s made me whole. Seven years later, I owe him my fight, To Cotton and his wisdom, my guiding light. Bridge: Now I tell the story in rooms far and wide, About a man named Cotton and the frog by my side. It’s a simple truth, but it runs so deep, A promise to hold, a treasure to keep. Chorus: Oh, a frog in my pocket, a prayer in my soul, Through the darkest of nights, it’s made me whole. five years later, I owe him my fight, To Cotton and his wisdom, my guiding light. Outro: So I keep a frog in my pocket, his words in my heart, Fully rely on God—that’s where it starts. Thank you, Cotton, for the life you’ve shown, Your legacy lives, in every seed you’ve sown.
[Verse] Bob's got a smile that'll light up the room, Got a way with words, makes the ladies swoon, Spent his nights at the local dive, Sippin' on Bud Light, feelin' alive. [Verse 2] Every Friday night, he's got a date, With a girl who's starin' and stayin' up late, Sarah, Jenny, Lucy and Claire, They all love Bob, they ain't goin' nowhere. [Chorus] Bob's a ladies' man, drink in his hand, Bud Light and whiskey, he's got it all planned, Every gal in town wants a piece of his heart, But Bob’s too wild, can’t tie him down from the start. [Verse 3] They whisper his name in the neon light, Bob's always ready for a fun-filled night, He knows how to dance, knows how to charm, With a shot of whiskey tucked under his arm. [Verse 4] They talk about him down at the store, Every girl keeps comin' back for more, Bob ain't lonesome, never alone, He's got a pick-up truck and a way with the phone. [Bridge] Some say he's a heartbreaker, through and through, But every girl smiles when he says “I love you”, Ain't no promises made, just livin' free, Bob's love is a game, and he's winning, you'll see.
[Verse] Travis broke down like a child last night, Lost his way, couldn't find the light. Sat on the porch, tears in his eyes, Callin' for help under moonlit skies. [Verse] Bryan came runnin' down the gravel road, Knew he had to carry that heavy load. Travis needed a shoulder to lean, Bryan was there, keepin' hearts serene. [Chorus] Justin and Bob gave their silent strength, Cheering him up, going that extra length. Friends like family, they know the way, Standing by Travis, come what may. [Verse] Bryan told tales of times gone by, Wiping the tears, chasing blues to the sky. Said, "You're stronger than you think you are, We'll ride this storm, no matter how far." [Chorus] Justin and Bob gave their silent strength, Cheering him up, going that extra length. Friends like family, they know the way, Standing by Travis, come what may. [Bridge] Together they faced the darkest of nights, Turned Travis' cries into morning lights. With love and care, they showed him how, That in the end, we all come around.
It’s hard to believe it’s been three years since we started this journey together. Looking back on this year alone, I can’t help but be so thankful for you and all we’ve experienced together. You’ve been my favorite person to spend time with. There have been so many more moments that I’ll treasure forever this year. The concerts we’ve attended will always stand out in my mind—not because of the music; it was one of those nights when I was genuinely happy, just being there with you. Another favorite memory that stands out is the lookout we went to after the melting pot, a random night you just did something for me because you wanted to. Then that one day on the lake, wake surfing on a boat that is just not made for it, but we made it work. Those are the types of memories that keep reminding me how lucky I am to have someone like this in my life who brings so much fun and happiness into my life. You are one of the things I love the most in this life, so for you to make time for me, even with everything you have going on, it doesn't go unnoticed. When you came to Houston to see me for just a day, it meant so much. It showed me how dedicated you are to us when it isn’t easy. Long distance has certainly been hard, but it’s also taught me so much about what it means to truly love someone. Whenever I see you, it’s like all the time apart and waiting also disappears, and I really remember why it’s worth being around you. You’ve changed so much as a person since we first started dating, and I’ve loved watching that unfold. Whether we’re golfing, discovering new places, going to the cabin, or simply just hanging out together in one of our basements, you have this magical ability to make everything feel comfortable and fun. You’ve forced me out of my comfort zone as well in the best way possible, and I’m so thankful for all the adventures we have taken together. But more important than where we’ve been or what we’ve done, it’s how you make me feel that matters above everything. My heart is full with you. I can be my complete self—no walls, no filters—and you love me for exactly that. That’s a beautiful and rare thing, and I don’t take it for granted. Thank you for being patient with me as I figured out how to do life, especially the long-distance part. Thank you for always making me laugh, for being there for me when I need you, and for loving me. I very much look forward to what’s next for us, because I know that with you it will be amazing. I love you and always will. Kennedy
Connor has a really big fat head Santa told me he pissed the bed. Grandpa likes women that squirt that’s why he goes for the local flirt. Mom is old you can tell but she needs to grow and start to yell because she farts all the time and that’s why she gave scott pink eye and last is kennedy the most beautiful one of all. she is everything anyone one wants and liam is so lucky to have her because she is amazing and awesome and perfect in every single way. KENNEDY I LOVE YOU
The frost is creeping on the windowpane, You’re tracing patterns in the glass again. Your hands feel colder, but you hold mine tight, We’re both just hoping we can make it through the night. The world outside is wild and unkind, But your voice keeps pulling me back in line. So hold on to me when the light fades out, When the weight of the world starts dragging us down. We’ve got nothing to lose, but everything we need, If you’re holding on to me. The wind keeps whispering what we’ve left behind, But I see the future in your steady eyes. We’ll climb the mountain, even if we fall, ’Cause every scar we earn is worth it all. The sky might crumble, the ground might shake, But together, there’s nothing we can’t remake. So hold on to me when the light fades out, When the weight of the world starts dragging us down. We’ve got nothing to lose, but everything we need, If you’re holding on to me. It’s not about the ending, it’s the way we start, Every step we take is a work of heart. We’ll keep moving forward, hand in hand, Building a life that we both understand. So hold on to me when the night grows long, We’ll find a rhythm in the quiet, a steady song. We’ve got nothing to lose, but everything we’ll be, If you’re holding on to me.
I’ve been running from the ghosts that keep calling my name, Chasing smoke and whiskey just to numb the pain. The wheels keep spinning but the road don’t end, I’ve burned every bridge just to build them again. And there’s a fire in my chest that I can’t outrun, A storm on the horizon where the westward sun. Run like the river, wild and free, With the wind at my back and the past chasing me. Every scar, every mile, every song I’ve sung, A story of a life lived on the run. Oh, I’ll keep moving, ‘til my heart beats still, Run like the river, I always will.
[Verse 1] Snow fell softly on that old dirt road, Grandpa's laughter as the fire glowed, Mama's cooking filled our little home, In a night that felt like we weren't alone. [Verse 2] Kids were playing by the Christmas tree, Handmade ornaments for all to see, Daddy's guitar strummed a simple tune, As we waited for the midnight moon. [Chorus] It's a Christmas miracle, a small-town delight, Family gathered under the stars so bright, Love in our hearts, peace in our souls, In a winter wonder that makes us whole. [Verse 3] Stepping outside, we breathed in the air, Frost on the windows, love everywhere, Neighbors waved and wished us well, In a night where magic dwells. [Verse 4] Candles lit on the windowsills, Whispers of hope in the December chills, Presents wrapped in paper and string, Little moments make our spirits sing. [Chorus] It's a Christmas miracle, a small-town delight, Family gathered under the stars so bright, Love in our hearts, peace in our souls, In a winter wonder that makes us whole.
[Verse] Rolling down the highway in my beat-up truck, Stars are out, but luck’s been struck. Stomach growls and we're low on cash, Time for a run, a hunger dash. [Verse 2] Pulled into the bright neon glow, Cravings hit, ain’t moving slow. Taco Bell with its promised delight, Under the moon, a shimmering light. [Chorus] Give me a chalupa and some nacho fries, Got the windows down, love in our eyes. A Baja Blast to share with you, Midnight drive-thru, our dreams come true. [Verse 3] Sitting at the window, hear that sizzle and fry, Smell the spices as they waft and fly. From cheesy gorditas to beefy fives, Taco Bell’s magic, oh how it thrives. [Bridge] Crunch wrap's warmth in an open hand, Together we feast on this hunger land. Every bite whispers tales of the night, In this parking lot, we hold on tight. [Chorus] Give me a chalupa and some nacho fries, Got the windows down, love in our eyes. A Baja Blast to share with you, Midnight drive-thru, our dreams come true.
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[Verse] Down by the dusty old neon sign We sip on cola as the stars align Mixin' Fanta for a fun new twist Under the moonlight we can't resist [Verse 2] Forget the troubles from nine to five With cola and Fanta we come alive Talkin' dreams and silly banter In a world of cola and orange Fanta [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end [Verse 3] In the back of a pickup truck we roam With cola and Fanta we're never alone Humming tunes from the old jukebox Together we can break all the clocks [Bridge] Underneath the twilight's gentle spell We toast to cola and Fanta as well Dancin' 'round with carefree laughter Forgetting time now and hereafter [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end
Jassim walked into a door today, Thought it was a window—what can I say? He tried to text his dog but forgot the app, Oh Jassim, buddy, you need a map. Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your brain takes vacations every day, But we love you in your goofy way. He boiled water without the pot, Thought the moon was made of tater tots. Tried to outrun a shadow but tripped on his shoe, Jassim, we can’t believe it’s true! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your logic’s broken, your plans astray, But you make us laugh in your own dumb way. You’re the king of chaos, the prince of fail, Every plan you touch derails. But life would be boring, dull, and grim, If we didn’t have our pal, Jassim! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your mind’s a circus, a comic ballet, But we wouldn’t have you any other way. So here’s to Jassim, the legend, the clown, The guy who flips the world upside down. You’re stupidly brilliant, hilariously true, Jassim, the world’s a lot more fun with you!