Up on the Housetop parody

Je pusse skoa, sjule munnen med gul Vadimecum Dro på Steinbergfæsten på Toten Museum Som var kjent for Amtmann Weidemanns skinndaue spøkelse Det dreit je i, je var søtten år og ukysse! Det var dæns, med bændet Unacorda Med Toten-Bjørn, som spellte gitar på bass-strenga Det var skummelt, på museet den kvæll Med haglbyger, og tord'værsskrell Gjennom et vindu Fekk je sjå Stygg og grå Rætt i trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann Mens Unacorda spellte! Je ligg vakjin om natta Je får itte sova Je ser trynet på en dau mann Konferansier'n, sto mellom flagg og bjørkeløv I sommerdress, het Per Arne Knallhaug Men je sjøl, hadde rømt oppi skauen Og var redd, var redd for dauen For det je såg Bleik og grå Amtmann Weidemann Rætt i trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann Mens Unacorda spellte! Je ligg vakjin om natta Og får itte sova Je ser trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann

[Verse] Down by the dusty old neon sign We sip on cola as the stars align Mixin' Fanta for a fun new twist Under the moonlight we can't resist [Verse 2] Forget the troubles from nine to five With cola and Fanta we come alive Talkin' dreams and silly banter In a world of cola and orange Fanta [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end [Verse 3] In the back of a pickup truck we roam With cola and Fanta we're never alone Humming tunes from the old jukebox Together we can break all the clocks [Bridge] Underneath the twilight's gentle spell We toast to cola and Fanta as well Dancin' 'round with carefree laughter Forgetting time now and hereafter [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end

I still remember that Vegas night, When the world stood still in your blue-eyes bright. A spark so strong, we didn’t need a word, In your laughter, every dream I’d ever had was heard. From the neon glow to the Southern pines, We built a home where your love shines. With three little boys and a life so true, Every step I’ve taken has led me to you. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. Mississippi mornings with her by my side, Joining our two worlds, hearts open wide. She’s the compass when I’ve lost my way, A quiet strength that never fades. Through the chaos of our boys and a house so loud, She’s the calm, the peace, my every vow. In her arms, I’ve found my grace, Heaven’s reflection in her smiling face. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. With every moment, my love just grows, Katy’s my forever, the one who knows.

“Alex’s Christmas Tree Song” (Verse 1) The snow is falling softly outside, A winter chill, but there’s warmth inside. Alex hums a tune, it’s that time of year, Bringing joy and spreading cheer. (Pre-Chorus) Boxes of ornaments, tangled lights, Memories waiting to shine so bright. With a little laugh and a spark in his eye, He whispers, “It’s Christmas time.” (Chorus) Alex puts his Christmas tree up, Fills the room with a little bit of love. Each branch holds a story, each light a spark, Turning his home into a glowing heart. Oh, Alex’s Christmas tree is shining bright, Making magic on this December night. (Verse 2) A star from Grandma goes on the top, The old wooden reindeer, the tiny shop. Candy canes dangle from every bough, It’s tradition, and it’s perfect now. (Pre-Chorus) Garlands swirl like a snowy stream, The tree becomes a holiday dream. With cocoa in hand and a happy sigh, He smiles, “It’s Christmas time.” (Chorus) Alex puts his Christmas tree up, Fills the room with a little bit of love. Each branch holds a story, each light a spark, Turning his home into a glowing heart. Oh, Alex’s Christmas tree is shining bright, Making magic on this December night. (Bridge) Twinkling lights like stars in the sky, Reflections dance in Alex’s eyes. The world feels calm, the moment so true, Underneath the tree, a dream comes through. (Chorus) Alex puts his Christmas tree up, Fills the room with a little bit of love. Each branch holds a story, each light a spark, Turning his home into a glowing heart. Oh, Alex’s Christmas tree is shining bright, Making magic on this December night. (Outro) The tree stands tall, it’s a sight to see, A symbol of hope and family. Alex sighs, his heart aglow, As the spirit of Christmas begins to grow.

Vers 1: I ett hus där ljusen tindrar, och granen står så grön och fin, där väntar Patrik och Camilla, med barnen som är glada in. Elvira, Miranda och Max, springer runt med skratt och fniss, Uno och Uffe, de hänger med, så glada att vara där i sitt hus. Refräng: Vi åker till morfar Lennart nu, med hönorna där i stallet så blommig och blå. Pepparkakor, lussekatter, och glögg, och julmust till hela gänget som får oss att le. Kalle Anka på tv, vi skålar och skrattar, för här hos oss är julen det bästa som finns! Vers 2: Under granen ligger klappar, som alla har väntat på, och när vi öppnar, alla ser, vad tomten har med sig i år! Ljusen blinkar, snön den faller, vi drömmer om en vit julnatt, tillsammans är vi alla här, och stämningen är ljus och glatt! Refräng: Vi åker till morfar Lennart nu, med hönorna där i stallet så blommig och blå. Pepparkakor, lussekatter, och glögg, och julmust till hela gänget som får oss att le. Kalle Anka på tv, vi skålar och skrattar, för här hos oss är julen det bästa som finns! Bro: Vi samlas kring bordet, maten doftar så gott, Julskinka, lutfisk, potatis, och rot. Och när vi ätit oss mätta och glada, ser vi ut genom fönstret på snön som faller. Refräng: Vi åker till morfar Lennart nu, med hönorna där i stallet så blommig och blå. Pepparkakor, lussekatter, och glögg, och julmust till hela gänget som får oss att le. Kalle Anka på tv, vi skålar och skrattar, för här hos oss är julen det bästa som finns! Outro: Så när vi åker hem i kväll, med hjärtat fullt av julefrid, minns vi att det bästa av allt, är att vara tillsammans i julens frid.

The siren screams, and he’s out the door, Boots hit the ground as the engines roar. In a town so small, where help’s hard to find, He’s the first to show up, leaving nothing behind. With his boys watching close, he’s leading the way, Teaching them courage by living each day. It’s not just the fire he’s fighting to tame, It’s the man he’s shaping through the flames. When the fire bell rings, and the flames climb high, He’s a steady hand beneath a smoky sky. Risking it all for the lives at stake, He’s showing his boys the kind of men to make. It’s not the fear you feel but the strength you show, That’s the kind of man I want you to know. When the smoke clears out and the night’s gone still, He’s back at home on that porch up the hill. Telling his boys, “It’s not what you say, But the things you do that light the way.” With a handshake firm and a heart so true, He’s building a legacy in all that they do. From the firehouse bell to his family’s needs, He’s showing the world what it means to lead. When the fire bell rings, and the flames climb high, He’s a steady hand beneath a smoky sky. Risking it all for the lives at stake, He’s showing his boys the kind of men to make. It’s not the fear you feel but the strength you show, That’s the kind of man I want you to know.

[Verse] Cody and Blanca, ridin' side by side, Bikes and trucks, their hearts open wide. Underneath the open sky, southern breeze, Livin' life, feelin' free, and easy. [Verse 2] Cody revs the engine, Blanca rides in the back, Skies ablaze with the sunset's track. Through the fields, where memories unfold, Tales of love and laughter, born and told. [Chorus] Under the starlight, drinkin' beer, Cody whispers softly, "Blanca, come here." Hand in hand, the world is right, Love blooms strong in the Tennessee night. [Verse 3] Trump signs on fences, wave as they pass, On the long dirt roads, through miles of grass. Flags unfurl in the twilight's hue, Their love for the country, so pure and true. [Bridge] Crickets sing a sweet serenade, As they park by the creek in the soft glade. Cheers to the nights, where dreams collide, In Cody and Blanca's starlit ride. [Chorus] Under the starlight, drinkin' beer, Cody whispers softly, "Blanca, come here." Hand in hand, the world is right, Love blooms strong in the Tennessee night.

Cigarette ash on my guitar Ring in my pocket and a broken heart Wishing things worked out differently But tonight I'm turning up the whiskey Sorry I'm not a Rockstar Driving in that fancy car Maybe one day you'll know You not in my heart is never so They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on the open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos I say things I don't mean then I apologize, it's just testosterone and the look in your eyes The thought that I may never see that look again the thought you may say let's just be friends When I think of you I don't think of friends I think of long nights and legs that I don't want to end Dream of the smile dimples and the grin that makes my knees weak that make me want to sin They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on this open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Fly high free curve Fly high watch out for that curb

[Verse] Travis got his old VW out back, Said, "Let's give this ride a brand new track." Cody, Bryan, Justin all gave a cheer, Grabbed the tools, and they pulled the car near. [Verse 2] First came the jacks, lifted her high, Blanca brought sweet tea and some apple pie. Ashley smiled, said, "You boys do it right, Soon you'll be cruisin' under the moonlight." [Chorus] Ridin' low with good ol' friends, Gonna make that beetle bend. Suspension high, then drop it down, We'll be the best show in town. [Verse 3] Cody in the corner, readin' the plan, "This ain't just any job, it's for the band." Bryan got the springs, Justin wired tight, Travis laughed, "We'll be sagging come the night." [Verse 4] Blanca's on her phone, capturing the scene, Ashley hums a tune, keeps the vibe serene. Sweat and oil, boys work till dawn, By the morning light, the Beetle's reborn. [Chorus] Ridin' low with good ol' friends, Gonna make that beetle bend. Suspension high, then drop it down, We'll be the best show in town.

Cigarette ash on my guitar Ring in my pocket and a broken heart Wishing things worked out differently But tonight I'm turning up the whiskey Sorry I'm not a Rockstar Driving in that fancy car Maybe one day you'll know You not in my heart is never so They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on the open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos I say things I don't mean then I apologize, it's just testosterone and the look in your eyes The thought that I may never see that look again the thought you may say let's just be friends When I think of you I don't think of friends I think of long nights and legs that I don't want to end Dream of the smile dimples and the grin that makes my knees weak that make me want to sin They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on this open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Fly high free curve Fly high watch out for that curb

[Verse] Blacksmith Rad with hammer in hand fightin' past ghosts Three hundred winters have left him hollow like old posts In a shadow realm he wandered with heavy boots made of lead Lost it all in burning embers life turned to gray and dread [Verse 2] Crazy King Crown with madness piercing eyes ruling gold City of Pywrite shining bright stories ancient yet untold Rad serves under Crown's chaos in the glimmering maze Memories haunt those dark corridors like a never-ending blaze [Chorus] Rad's heart beats in forgotten rhythms buried underneath Crown's laughter echoes madness within gold-shrouded grief Blacksmith forging remnants of a past that's long decayed In Pywrite's cold embrace lost dreams begin to fade [Verse 3] Once a fortress now a prison gleaming irons made of light Rad's chains rattle songs of yesteryears in the silent night Crown spins tales of riches while Rad dreams of days gone by In Pywrite's dazzling shimmer their souls bleakly cry [Chorus] Rad's heart beats in forgotten rhythms buried underneath Crown's laughter echoes madness within gold-shrouded grief Blacksmith forging remnants of a past that's long decayed In Pywrite's cold embrace lost dreams begin to fade [Verse 4] Sleepless nights in a city where all that glitters lies Rad and Crown's destinies entangled in shadowed ties The anvil rings of sorrow tales from ages long before Ghosts of Rad's lost world roaming endlessly evermore

I wish for someone that could hold my hand, I wish for someone that could hold me like you did. We danced under the stars, that summer in the sand, With your laughter in the air and the moonlight so vivid. **(Verse 2)** You whispered sweet nothings, they linger like your scent, The jasmine in the night, oh, how it wrapped around us. But those days felt like forever, now they’re just a memory bent, Caught in a fading echo, a love turned to dust. **(Chorus)** I wish for someone to chase away the night, Someone to kiss the pain, make everything feel right. But all I have left is the shadow of your name, And I’m lost in the echoes of a bittersweet flame. **(Verse 3)** Remember that old diner where we shared our dreams? Two milkshakes in the sunlight, laughter spilling free. I can taste that cherry pie, the way you smiled at me, Now it’s just an empty seat where you used to be. **(Verse 4)** We carved our names in trees, by the riverside so clear, Those golden days are gone, but your voice still chases me. I see you in the sunset, and I wish you were here, Each sunset paints your memory, like a haunting melody. **(Chorus)** I wish for someone to chase away the night, Someone to kiss the pain, make everything feel right. But all I have left is the shadow of your name, And I’m lost in the echoes of a bittersweet flame. **(Bridge)** Oh, the silence is heavy, with every breath I take, Every lonely minute feels like another mistake. I keep searching for a spark to light this empty space, But no one can replace you, no one can take your place. **(Chorus)** I wish for someone to chase away the night, Someone to kiss the pain, make everything feel right. But all I have left is the shadow of your name, And I’m lost in the echoes of a bittersweet flame. **(Outro)** I wish for someone, but it's you that I miss, In a world full of faces, you’re my only wish. I wish for someone, to hold me like you did, But I'm left here alone, just thinking of what we had.