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[Verse] Ridin' under skies so wide A friend like you is hard to find Birthday cheers and roots so deep In our hearts your name we keep [Verse 2] Dusty trails and moonlit rides You stand tall with endless pride Through the storm and through the sun With you we've had the best of fun [Chorus] Thinuli here’s to you our star You light the way no matter how far In loyalty and laughs so true We celebrate the gift of you [Verse 3] Campfire tales and morning dew Every step we've shared with you Loyal friend and partner bold With you our stories will be told [Verse 4] Saddle up and let's ride high Underneath the boundless sky Birthday cheers to you dear friend On you we always can depend [Chorus] Thinuli here’s to you our star You light the way no matter how far In loyalty and laughs so true We celebrate the gift of you

Today’s the day, we celebrate you, The kindest soul, so loyal and true. Your laughter’s light, your heart’s a gem, Thinuli, our best friend ‘til the very end Through every storm, you’ve stood so strong, You lift us up, you keep us whole, You’re the warmth, the fire in our soul. You’re the reason we smile every day, Happy birthday Through life’s twists and turns, you always care, Your love’s a gift beyond compare. We’re so blessed to have you here, Thinuli, you’re our treasure, You’re the reason we smile every day, Happy birthday, So let’s raise a toast, to your beautiful soul, For the joy you bring and the hearts you console. On this special day, Happy birthday You’re the reason we smile every day, We love you, we need you, just the way you are. Happy birthday, Thinuli, this song’s for you, Our loyal friend, so loving and true. May your day be as bright as your light, Here’s to you, our best friend for life!

Sure! Here's a fun, lighthearted song about Caleb, embracing humor and creativity while keeping things light-hearted: --- **"The Ballad of Caleb's Belly"** *(A Song About Caleb's Size)* *(Verse 1)* Well, Caleb wakes up in the morning light, Says, "I’ll need two eggs, toast, and extra fries." His pants don't fit, but he don’t mind, He's a big ol' guy, with a big ol' smile. He says, "I've got room for one more plate," And when he eats, you know it’s never late. He's got more rolls than a bakery shop, But when he laughs, the whole world stops! *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Verse 2)* He’s the king of the couch, the snack king too, Every movie night, he’s the first in the queue. You can’t miss him; he’s hard to ignore, With a mountain of chips and a milkshake galore. He's got a smile that’ll light up the room, And a belly that rumbles like thunder at noon. He says, “I don’t mind, I’m happy and free, Just pass me the pizza, I’ll take two, maybe three!” *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Bridge)* Maybe one day you’ll slim down a bit, But Caleb’s too busy having a fit! With laughter and joy, he’ll never grow cold, Because the best part of Caleb is his heart of gold. *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Outro)* So here's to Caleb, no shame, no frown, You’re the biggest heart in this whole town! Let’s raise a toast, we’re not in a rush, Here’s to Caleb—eat up, and hush! --- This song keeps things playful and embraces Caleb's fun-loving personality! Let me know if you'd like to tweak it!

[Verse] Spilled my coffee on my shirt this morning Thought it was sugar but it was salt I'm adoring Tripped on my shoelace missed the bus oh no Life is funny how it keeps the fun on show [Chorus] Laugh it up laugh it up we can't rewind Silly moments stick forever in our mind Do a jig wear a wig oh who'd have thought That life's a comedy waiting to be caught [Verse] Stuck in traffic cows just crossed my lane A pigeon stole my sandwich now I'm insane Phone went for a swim now it's out of line These goofy times make my heart just shine [Chorus] Laugh it up laugh it up we can't rewind Silly moments stick forever in our mind Do a jig wear a wig oh who'd have thought That life's a comedy waiting to be caught [Bridge] Wearing two different socks joined a serious meeting Sent a selfie as an email what a funny greeting Burned my dinner trying to fry some ice Life with quirks is kinda nice [Chorus] Laugh it up laugh it up we can't rewind Silly moments stick forever in our mind Do a jig wear a wig oh who'd have thought That life's a comedy waiting to be caught

[Verse] James Brewer's got those blue eyes, Blonde hair that catches the sun's rise, A smile that's big and pure, Even though he's been through so much more. [Verse 2] At seven years old, he's strong, Lost his daddy but carries on, With a heart full of dreams, And laughter that so effortlessly gleams. [Chorus] Oh, James Brewer, keep that smile, You'll be just fine, it'll be worthwhile, Though life can be hard and tough, Your spirit alone is more than enough. [Verse 3] In the fields where he plays till dark, Imagining it's all a big park, He sees his dad in the stars, Guiding him near or far. [Verse 4] School days can be hard, But he knows he's got a heart, Pushing through with all his might, James, you're a beacon of light. [Chorus] Oh, James Brewer, keep that smile, You'll be just fine, it'll be worthwhile, Though life can be hard and tough, Your spirit alone is more than enough.

Verse 1: We went to Cleveland, saw Hadestown, Orpheus and Eurydice, love all around. I’m just a swamp-dwelling, grumpy old soul, But with you, I felt like I might lose control. Chorus: After the show, you turned to me, With eyes full of wonder, and a grin so free. You said, "Will you marry me, my dear?" I looked at you like, "What is this, some kind of joke here?" Verse 2: Walking down the street, a real good time, But I thought, “This can’t be real, must be a crime!” You looked at me with that puppy dog stare, Like you just caught me mid-‘ogre’ hair. Chorus: After the show, you turned to me, With eyes full of wonder, could it be? You said, "Will you marry me, my dear?" I laughed and said, "Wait, are you serious here?" Bridge: Orpheus and Eurydice, a tale so sweet, But I live in a swamp, and like my meat! You, all shiny and sweet, asking for my hand, I thought, “Are we in a fairy tale land?” Verse 3: You took my hand, and I felt a spark, Wait, you're real? Not some prince in the dark? With a grin, I said, "You really mean it?" "Yes!" you said, "I want to keep it." Chorus: After the show, you turned to me, With eyes full of wonder, could it be? You said, "Will you marry me, my dear?" I laughed and said, "You’re not joking, I fear!" Outro: Layne and Alex, we’re not that neat, But together, we make a pretty cool beat. From Cleveland to forever, let’s get it right, Two ogres in love, ready to fight. In love, and in life, we’ll make our mark, Layne and Alex, it’s our own sweet arc!

[Verse] There's a boy named James Brewer in a quiet little town, With a heart as big as Texas, never wears a frown, Life threw him some hard times, but he stays standing tall, He's got a smile that can light up the darkest hall. [Verse 2] Lost his daddy at ten, times were rough as it gets, But his mama raised him right, no looking for regrets, He helps her with the plowing, works hard every day, James Brewer's strength and kindness, always find a way. [Chorus] James Brewer's got a heart made of gold, In a world so wild, he stays bold, Through the storms and the rain, he remains, An awesome kid with a loving name. [Verse 3] He helps out at the diner, serving up each meal, Always got a kind word, making folks feel real, At school, he's a hero, aces tests with pride, But it's his compassion that they treasure deep inside. [Chorus] James Brewer's got a heart made of gold, In a world so wild, he stays bold, Through the storms and the rain, he remains, An awesome kid with a loving name. [Verse 4] On the weekends he plays ball, hits it out of the park, With every single triumph, he leaves his mark, But it's not the winning moments that define our James, It's the way he offers friendship, and never seeks fame.

I Shit Myself (Country Song) Verse 1: It was a long night at the honky-tonk, Too much whiskey, too much beer in my cup. I was two-steppin’ strong, feelin’ like a king, Till that rumble hit, and I lost everything. Pre-Chorus: You can call it bad luck, or a poor life choice, But I heard the warning, in that little voice… Chorus: I shit myself, right there on the floor, Tried to play it cool, but I ran for the door. Life comes at you fast, when your pride takes a fall, Yeah, I shit myself, in front of them all. Verse 2: Sarah Jean was laughin’, my buddies were, too, I tried to explain, but what could I do? The jukebox kept playin’ a George Strait song, But I knew in my heart, I couldn’t stay long. Pre-Chorus: A man’s gotta face the mess that he’s made, But some things, my friend, you just can’t evade. Chorus: I shit myself, right there in my jeans, It ain’t the kind of story for a movie scene. You can fall off a horse, and you’ll still stand tall, But I shit myself, and I lost it all. Bridge: Maybe next time, I’ll skip that chili dog, Lay off the beer, or call it a night. But for now, I’m the legend of the dance hall floor, A cautionary tale they’ll tell evermore. Chorus (repeat): I shit myself, oh, what a surprise, The look on their faces, I’ll never disguise. Life’s got its moments, both big and small, But I shit myself, and I took the fall. Outro: So raise a glass to the trials we face, To the lessons learned, and the moments of grace. But if you’re like me, and you’ve been through hell… Just laugh it off and say, “Yeah, I shit myself.”

When the weight of the world is pressing down, And your weary heart can barely make a sound. When the night is long, and hope feels gone, Remember, you’re not walking this alone. Lift your eyes to where the light breaks through, In the quiet, He whispers peace to you. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. When the road ahead is shrouded and unclear, And every step is tangled up in fear. His promises stand, they won’t ever fade, Trust His steady hand through the waves. Breathe in deep, and know He holds your soul, In the chaos, He’s still in control. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. You are seen, you are known, in every tear you cry, His mercy flows like rivers, never running dry. Hold fast to His truth, let His comfort lead, In your deepest valley, He meets every need. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. When the storm has passed, and dawn brings light, His love remains, still holding you tight. Through every season, He’s faithful and true, In every trial, His peace carries you.

Where were you on the night of thunder? When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand? Dare to sleep if you will. There’s a rumble in the hills. The sound of thunder so chilling. It starts the herd milling. An old steer snorted. Then another got up Like rising from the dead A raging fire began to spread. A roar of a thousand trumpets An Erie glow descended. Like fingers of lights on horns A stampede is born. Like a snake coiled ready to strike Shield your eyes from the light. For the Fox Fire is here With vengeance tonight. Where were you on the night of thunder When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand? Don’t hesitate in the thicket of hell. Grip your reins and clutch your pommel. Forget the rain, hail, and dust. Shut your eyes if you must. Ride your pony for him you trust. He’s busting a gut to turn the tide. So, Cowboy do what you must To hell with Fox Fire Through rain, wind, dust, and mud The Stampede slows and all is calm Cookie offers a tin of coffee to the weary. But,l when it’s all said and done Those dam hides and horns those waddies still love. Where were you on the night of thunder When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand?

Down in Mansfield, on a campus so bright, There’s Donna Hight, keeps the students in line, Dean of the school, got that boss lady grace, She runs the whole show with a smile on her face. But at night when she’s home, and the work day is done, She’s got a partner in crime, a love that’s second to none, It’s Alex Naples, her sweet McDonald’s wife, A 70s soul who’s lived a colorful life. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Verse 2 Now Alex is a student, on the road to teach, Middle childhood dreams, she’s got that wisdom to reach, With a heart full of passion and a mind full of plans, She’s ready to shape the next generation of hands. But she don’t just work the counter, no, she’s got more to give, She teaches the kids the way she’s always lived, In a world full of change, love’s the thing that stays, Like a vinyl record spinning those sweet 70s days. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Bridge In the small-town air, they’re a beacon of pride, No secrets to hide, just love on their side, From Mansfield to the drive-thru, they’re makin’ their mark, Like a sweet summer firefly lighting up the dark. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Outro So here’s to the ladies, from the 70s to now, Teaching us all how to love anyhow, Donna and Alex, they stand proud and true, Showin’ the world love is always brand new.

[Verse] They call him Eddie the Gun out by the long cliff Dust in his boots no place for the swift In the corral where shadows sit still Gun fighting the slows with iron and will [Verse 2] Eddie's hand quick like a striking snake Whispers of legends by the still lake Tumbleweeds crawling the dusty terrain A heartbeat syncs with the clinking chain [Chorus] Eddie the Gun never misses his mark In the twilight dim or the noon stark Echoes of shots paint the evening red A tale of fate that cowboys dread [Verse 3] He faces the wind that bites like a knife Twilight's approaching compressing life Heads held down prayers in the air Eddie stands steady with a lion's glare [Chorus] Eddie the Gun never misses his mark In the twilight dim or the noon stark Echoes of shots paint the evening red A tale of fate that cowboys dread [Bridge] Years gone by stories still told Of Eddie the Gun and his heart of cold Lone star night and the desert's embrace No one's forgotten his solemn face