The lusty argonian maid

Let It Go (The Remix) The urge builds up inside of me, A pressure I can’t see. My stomach churns, it’s kinda rough, I just can’t hold enough. I felt a rumble start, deep down below, Not sure what’s next, but here we go! Could it be gas, just a little release? Oh no, too late, I can't find peace! Let it go, let it go, I’m hoping no one knows. Let it go, let it go, It’s out of my control. I don’t care what they’re going to say, Let the sounds go on, The smell never bothered me anyway. It’s funny how some pressure Brings everything to light. And the fears that held me back Just let loose in the night. My body’s free, let the gas be heard, It’s nature’s way, as I release each word! And here I stand, as I own the scene, The winds of change, oh what a dream! Let it go, let it go, Can’t hold it back no more. Let it go, let it go, Let the freedom roar. Here I stand in my own air zone, Let the sounds go on, The smell never bothered me anyway!

[Verse] On the houseboat livin', castin' lines in the river, Aqua dumps 'n' poker hands, got the cards, I'm a giver, Conks with the cranky face, Barge with the swing, Hammy, Pearl, Bop, Gorms, man, we doin' our thing. [Chorus] Happy Chicken crew, livin' life like a dream, Aqua dumps, houseboat trips, we the winning team, Poker game strong, Texas Holdem all day, With Juice and Summers, we ain't here to play. [Verse 2] Gorms on the dock, catchin' rays by the water, Dock vibes crispy clean, cooker turnin' hotter, Hammy grillin' meats, Bop servin' up the brew, Pearl shinin' bright, always known what to do. [Chorus] Happy Chicken crew, livin' life like a dream, Aqua dumps, houseboat trips, we the winning team, Poker game strong, Texas Holdem all day, With Juice and Summers, we ain't here to play. [Bridge] Juice pourin' drinks, Summers ridin' the wave, Houseboat rockin' beats when we misbehave, Each conk clutched tight, not a moment missed, Happy Chicken squad, eternally blissed. [Verse 3] When the sun set low, stars start to gleam, Circle 'round the poker table, perfect as a meme, Hammy tossin' chips, shades down, all clever, Bluffin' and stackin', best poker crew ever.

Dashing through the code, In our daily stand-up, Scrum master leads the way, No time for real work. Setting goals and tasks, Everything in sight, Every day is retro time, But we’ll get it right! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Meetings late at night, Scrum board and tasks in line, We’re working with all our might! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Deadlines are so tight, Deliver fast and deliver well, And keep our code so bright! Stand-ups every day, Discussing all we’ve done, What’s next on our backlog? Let’s make this sprint fun! Issues with integration, Tests just won’t pass — oh no! But with the team together, We’ll find a way to go! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Meetings late at night, Scrum board and tasks in line, We’re working with all our might! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Deadlines are so tight, Deliver fast and deliver well, And keep our code so bright! And now we’re in release, Code just won’t compile, But with coffee and some laughter, We’ll solve it in a while! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Meetings late at night, Scrum board and tasks in line, We’re working with all our might! Oh, Agile bells, Agile bells, Deadlines are so tight, Deliver fast and deliver well, And keep our code so bright!

Somebody once told me Java was gonna troll me, And that prof was the toughest one around. He was lookin’ kinda sly with that gleam in his eye, Throwin' code that would make most students drown. Well, the bugs start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’, Caught me off-guard, but I kept on runnin’. I needed loops, classes, and arrays, But I held my ground, I knew the ways. Hey now, I’m a Java star, I can compile, I go far, Crushin’ every question, even the prof’s tricky bars. Hey now, I’m a code ace, got no bugs in my base, Wrote my final line, now I’m savin’ face! That professor threw exceptions like a rainstorm, But I’d studied all night, from dusk till dawn. He thought he had me stumped, like I’d just give up, But I knew that syntax like the back of my palm. Well, the mocks start comin’ and I pass each test, Tryin’ recursion, givin’ my best. Heap or stack, I knew the facts, Never backin’ down from his Java attacks. Hey now, I’m a Java star, I can compile, I go far, Crushin’ every question, even the prof’s tricky bars. Hey now, I’m a code ace, got no bugs in my base, Wrote my final line, now I’m savin’ face! He thought he’d knock me down, but I hit back with a frown, Typed my code so clean, not a single red seen! And when I hit “run,” it felt like the sun, I’d passed the test, my code had won! Hey now, I’m a Java star, I can compile, I go far, Crushin’ every question, even the prof’s tricky bars. Hey now, I’m a code ace, got no bugs in my base, Wrote my final line, now I’m savin’ face!

[Verse] Out in the suburbs where I do my fight Peter Griffin just feels so bright We got everything you need oh right Right there in my own little town of quirk [Chorus] We're gonna drive down to Electric Avenue Where Peter’s antics come anew We're gonna drive down to Electric Avenue And watch my family stew [Verse 2] Me and my pals we cause quite a scene Mess things up like a sitcom dream I’m the king of clumsy you know it’s true I’m causing chaos with my crew [Chorus] We're gonna drive down to Electric Avenue Where Peter’s antics come anew We're gonna drive down to Electric Avenue And watch my family stew [Bridge] Lois yells but I just laugh it off Got a sausage in my hand and a cough Stewie plotting and Brian’s wise Meg and Chris in sheer surprise [Verse 3] Oh the mayhem it never ends With my dumb jokes and all my friends I’m the family man that's so absurd In my world of misfired words

[Verse] Oh Goku’s on a mission far across the land He’s been training hard but there’s a craving he can’t stand He’s fought every villain crossed every single line But that fried chicken's got him losing track of time [Verse 2] Kamehameha can’t fill this empty space Dreaming of drumsticks Wings And a side of that smoky taste Goku sitting under stars with sauce on his face No dragon balls can grant him this delicious grace [Chorus] Fried chicken oh fried chicken come into his life More precious than any battle or galactic strife With every bite he's stronger than a Super Saiyan Fried chicken oh fried chicken his heart you're takin’ [Verse 3] Bulma’s looking puzzled as he devours his feast Chi-Chi’s shaking her head at his nonstop beast Vegeta’s training harder ignoring the food But Goku’s in the zone Tasting that honey glaze mood [Bridge] Mountains may crumble enemies may rise But nothing beats the sparkle in Goku’s eyes When he’s holding a drumstick ready to dive Into fried chicken heaven he truly feels alive [Chorus] Fried chicken oh fried chicken come into his life More precious than any battle or galactic strife With every bite he's stronger than a Super Saiyan Fried chicken oh fried chicken his heart you're takin’

(Verse 1) Benjamin Goggins walked into the gym, Laced up his shoes, ready to begin. The treadmill was calling, but something was wrong, He stepped on that belt and it didn't last long. The machine groaned loud, then it started to shake, He said, "I’m just trying, for heaven's sake!" But the rubber burned, and the wheels spun wide, Then BOOM! That treadmill exploded with pride. (Chorus) Oh, Ben Goggins, you tried so hard, But the gym ain't ready for a belly that large. Now you're crying, hungry, all out of grace, But you'll find your comfort in a sub in this race. (Verse 2) He stood in the wreckage, all sweaty and sore, His pride was shattered, his spirit no more. He looked at the door, the world seemed so cold, The weight on his shoulders felt heavy and old. "That treadmill's a liar," he whispered in pain, "I’m still fat and hungry, just look at my gain." He shuffled out slow, his tears in the air, But there’s one place, he knows, that'll always care. (Chorus) Oh, Ben Goggins, you tried so hard, But the gym ain't ready for a belly that large. Now you're crying, hungry, all out of grace, But you'll find your comfort in a sub in this race. (Bridge) To Subway he goes, through the rain and the haze, A footlong's a friend, a sweet loving craze. He fills it with meat, cheese, and some mayo, In that sandwich, Ben finds a little bit of glow. (Chorus) Oh, Ben Goggins, you tried so hard, But the gym ain't ready for a belly that large. Now you're crying, hungry, all out of grace, But you'll find your comfort in a sub in this race. (Outro) So here's to the journey, the pain and the fight, Ben will be back, maybe tomorrow night. But for now, he's full, and his belly’s been tamed, One sub at a time, he’ll rise again, unashamed.

Korisnik: “Halo, halo, šok i nevjerica, Treći put zovem, nervoza i panika! Račun mi stiže, duplo veći, Šta se ovo dešava, hej, aaaaaaa, sreći?!” Korisnička služba: “Hvala vam na pozivu, ostanite mirni, Mi smo tu za vas, problemi su česti. Molim vas, recite ime, datum rođenja, Pa da saznamo razlog vašeg nezadovoljstva!” Korisnik: “Aaaaaa, šok i potres, zovem treći put, Već sam vam sve rekao, zar vi mene čut’? Molim vas, pomozite, račun se nagomil’o, Što bi se reklo, sav me ošokiralo!” Korisnička služba: “Da provjerim vaše podatke, samo trenutak, Vidim tu grešku, još mali napor, muk, Naša je baza ko iz doba kamena, Šta ću vam reći, aaaaaa, haos i scena!” Korisnik: “Šok, šok, na šok sve šok, Dođem da platim, a padnem u blok! Površine račun, pa šta je sad ovo? Jesam li ja kupio zgradu, čudo novo?” Korisnička služba: “Smirite se, molim, situacija je pod kontrolom, Samo par klikova, sve je u mom kolu! Sistem nam se ruši, priznajem da je šala, Evo sad će sve biti kao i prije - mala.” Korisnik: “AAAAAAA, meni nije smiješno, A šta je s popustom, zar nije besmisleno?! Rekli ste 10%, a nema ga ni 5, Pa kako će ovaj jadni narod živjet’?” Korisnička služba: “Naši su popusti poput magle guste, Nestanu brzo, ko obećanje puste. Ako vas šokiramo, nije nam namjera, Novi sistem stize, kažu - nema kvarova!” Korisnik: “Aaaaaa, evo ga opet, nema kraja šoku, Računi se množe, ja ostajem u bloku! Al’ fala vam svima na ljubaznosti, Sve ću riješit’ kad dođe do ispravnosti!” I tako u ritmu šoka i nevjerice, Korisnik zove, šok i nevjerica sve brže pristiže. Al’ korisnička služba, ko stari gitarista, Uz osmijeh svira, dok korisnik vrišta.

Huddy’s small, talkin’ big but he’s soft as a feather, Tryna find a girl but he’s lonely forever, Ter’s with him now but that won’t last long, Watchin' gay anime, playin’ games till dawn. Huddy flexes hard, but he’s built like a twig, Can’t get a girl, so he clings to his rig, Video games all night, no sleep in sight, Livin’ in his mom’s house, no goals in life. Dating Ter like it’s a big flex move, But we all know she’s just confused, You’re hairy all over, like a human rug, Tryna touch the boys, man, that’s just sus. Huddy’s small, talkin’ big but he’s soft as a feather, Tryna find a girl but he’s lonely forever, Ter’s with him now but that won’t last long, Watchin' gay anime, playin’ games till dawn. He thinks he’s slick with his anime stash, But we all see him simp, it’s just pure trash, Hairy like a yeti, but still so frail, Can’t win at life, so he’s stuck in the virtual jail. All those controllers, but no control in life, Still touchin' dudes like it’s some kind of vibe, Got a girl now, but she’s gotta be blind, 'Cause Huddy ain’t a man, he’s a waste of time. Small dude, big talk, but you ain’t got game, Playin' League of Legends while Ter’s feelin’ shame, Your boys laugh behind your back, it’s sad but true, You’re just the joke of the squad, we all know it’s you. Huddy’s small, talkin’ big but he’s soft as a feather, Tryna find a girl but he’s lonely forever, Ter’s with him now but that won’t last long, Watchin' gay anime, playin’ games till dawn. Huddy, pack it up, you’re just wasting your breath, In the game of life, you’re the dude that’s left, This diss is done, and I’m callin’ it quits, You’re just a small dude, lost in the mix.

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Soft as petals, her spirit’s light, In every shade of lavender bright. She dances softly through my dreams, An endless field of gentle gleams. Oh Duru, my heart’s delight, Lavender flame in the night. In your warmth I find my way, Guided by hues of dawn’s first ray. Lavender flame, so sweet and pure, Your essence calls, tender and sure. Wrapped in your glow, a calming charm, Lavender flame, so safe, so warm.