Mr. Know-It-All Blues

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Cause my actions were louder And that’s what you see Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Cause my actions were louder And that’s what you see Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Cause my actions were louder And that’s what you see Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

Verse 1)
Sunrise paintin' the lake gold, mist hangin' on the trees
Got my old hat pulled down low, feelin' that mornin' breeze
Truck's parked down by the river bend, coffee steamin' in my hand
Another day of castin' lines, in this promised land (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Verse 2)
Little bobber dancin' on the water, listenin' to the cicadas sing
Thinkin' 'bout my daddy's stories, and the lessons fishin' brings
Patience is a virtue, that's what he always said
But sometimes you gotta change your bait, or you'll wind up with nothin' instead (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Bridge)
Maybe I'll catch a trophy bast , maybe just a little brim
But the size don't really matter, it's the peace I find within
This water holds a history, secrets whispered on the breeze
A connection to somethin' bigger, beneath these willow trees (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore

Verse 1)
Sunrise paintin' the lake gold, mist hangin' on the trees
Got my old hat pulled down low, feelin' that mornin' breeze
Truck's parked down by the river bend, coffee steamin' in my hand
Another day of castin' lines, in this promised land (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Verse 2)
Little bobber dancin' on the water, listenin' to the cicadas sing
Thinkin' 'bout my daddy's stories, and the lessons fishin' brings
Patience is a virtue, that's what he always said
But sometimes you gotta change your bait, or you'll wind up with nothin' instead (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Bridge)
Maybe I'll catch a trophy bast , maybe just a little brim
But the size don't really matter, it's the peace I find within
This water holds a history, secrets whispered on the breeze
A connection to somethin' bigger, beneath these willow trees (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore

Verse 1)
Sunrise paintin' the lake gold, mist hangin' on the trees
Got my old hat pulled down low, feelin' that mornin' breeze
Truck's parked down by the river bend, coffee steamin' in my hand
Another day of castin' lines, in this promised land (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Verse 2)
Little bobber dancin' on the water, listenin' to the cicadas sing
Thinkin' 'bout my daddy's stories, and the lessons fishin' brings
Patience is a virtue, that's what he always said
But sometimes you gotta change your bait, or you'll wind up with nothin' instead (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore (Bridge)
Maybe I'll catch a trophy bast , maybe just a little brim
But the size don't really matter, it's the peace I find within
This water holds a history, secrets whispered on the breeze
A connection to somethin' bigger, beneath these willow trees (Chorus)
Yeah, fishin' ain't just fishin', it's a medicine for the soul
Leavin' all my worries behind, lettin' the river take control
Got my grandpa's tackle box, and a memory in every lure
Out here chasin' silver flashes, 'til my hands are raw and sore

[Verse] Dial the number, hear the tone, A cheerful voice says, "Hold the phone." Please press 1 for English now, But it ain't quite English anyhow. [Chorus] Oh, lost in translation, I can barely relate, Asking 'bout my bill, but it's a twist of fate. Every time I press that one, it’s a mystery ride, English is there, but it’s tongue-tied. [Verse 2] "Can I help you?" comes the sound, But their meaning twists and turns around. "What did you say? Can you repeat?" Feels like I’m typing with my feet. [Chorus] Oh, lost in translation, I can barely relate, Asking 'bout my bill, but it’s a twist of fate. Every time I press that one, it’s a mystery ride, English is there, but it’s tongue-tied. [Bridge] I hold the phone, try to stay polite, But we’re worlds apart on what's black and white. They read the script, I read the room, This call won't end anytime soon. [Verse 3] Back to the menu, try again, Press the buttons, count to ten. But no matter what, it's all the same, Lost in the loops of this language game.

[Verse] Out in the bush, where the gum trees sway, There's a girl named Rexxynova streaming all day. With a glowing screen and a heart so wild, She's the queen of games with a cheeky smile. [Verse 2] Her accent's thick like the southern sun, She laughs and jokes, makes the games more fun. But it’s those thigh highs that steal the show, In her cozy chair with a gamer’s glow. [Chorus] Thigh highs and starry nights, Lit up the world with her pixel lights. She’s an Aussie stream queen, making hearts ignite, With her thigh highs and starry nights. [Verse 3] From Fortnite battles to her late-night streams, Rexxynova shakes up the gamer scene. Viewers come to see her laugh and play, But it’s those striped stockings that make them stay. [Bridge] A hint of sass with a wink and a grin, She’s got the spotlight that won’t dim. From kangaroos to her online tours, Rexxynova’s heart, it’s all pure. [Chorus] Thigh highs and starry nights, Lit up the world with her pixel lights. She’s an Aussie stream queen, making hearts ignite, With her thigh highs and starry nights.

[Verse] In a little English village, settled by the sea, Lives a fella named Ste, as stubborn as can be. He loves his pint, his stories, his black tea in a dish, But mention the ocean, he’ll roar, "I hate fish!" [Verse 2] He won't touch a cod, nor a trout from the stream, Not a haddock fried golden, not a mackerel’s gleam. While others cast nets for the sea’s tasty dish, He shakes his fist high, still cursing the fish. [Chorus] "Oh, I’d never throw a line, nor cast me a net, There ain't been a fish yet that I don’t regret. Don’t fry ‘em, don’t batter ‘em, don’t put ‘em in a pie, I'd rather eat dirt than those critters that fly!" [Verse 3] His friends on the dock laugh and call him a fool, “There’s nothing like salmon smoked fresh from the pool.” But Ste stays his ground, his lips in a hiss, "No matter the recipe, I’ll never eat fish!" [Bridge] He’s been this way since he was a lad, When a herring near choked him and made him mad. He swore that day, with his heart and his wish, He’d live out his life with a vengeance for fish. [Verse 4] So now in the pubs as they sip on the brew, The folks tell the tale of the man who they knew. An Englishman bold, with a diet that’s swish, But never, oh never, a bite of a fish.

[Verse] TheBakedDonut20's sittin' in his chair, Streaming games and breathin' country air. But every now and then, he lets one slip, A little toot, makes the chat lose its grip. [Verse 2] Ellsonearth's on the same old stream, Tryin' to focus, livin' the dream. But every time Donut makes that sound, Ells groans loud as her patience unwinds. [Chorus] Oh Donut, Donut, please behave, Your gaseous gifts ain't what we crave. Ells' face turns red as she spitefully types, "Mute your mic before you ruin my night!" [Verse 3] Donut laughs, "It's the beans I ate," Blaming chili for this gaseous fate. Ells says, "Man, you're lucky I'm kind, Or I'd boot ya right outta this virtual line." [Verse 4] The viewers pile in, they're here for the show, Both Donut’s jokes and the seeds he sows. “Ells don’t leave!” they holler and cheer, While Donut burps loud just to fuel her sneer. [Chorus] Oh Donut, Donut, please behave, Your gaseous gifts ain't what we crave. Ells' face turns red as she spitefully types, "Mute your mic before you ruin my night!"

[Verse 1] Well, Bill rolls in with his glasses on tight, Talkin' 'bout viruses like he saw the fight. He ain't no doc, but he's playin' the part, Throwin' around big words, tryin' to look smart. [Chorus] Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, sittin' high on that hill, Thinkin' he's a savior with a loaded pill. You can code a computer, but let me be clear, You ain't no healer, so get outta here. [Verse 2] He says, "Trust me, folks, I know what to do," But last I checked, he got rich off a blue screen too. Medicine ain't Microsoft, it's blood, sweat, and tears, Leave it to the real docs who've been at it for years. [Chorus] Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, sittin' high on that hill, Thinkin' he's a savior with a loaded pill. You can code a computer, but let me be clear, You ain't no healer, so get outta here. [Bridge] Now, I’ll give him his due, he’s smart, that’s true, But a stethoscope don't hang 'round his crew. Stick to your spreadsheets, your stock market games, And leave the hospital halls for real names. [Verse 3] He’s got no white coat, no steady hands, Just a PowerPoint graph and a bundle of plans. The world don't need another billionaire's guess, We need somethin' better than a rich man's mess.

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