Bathroom Fan to Heaven

Well, I was just a kid, tryin' to make a splash Got a tank and some film, and a passion to dash Saw the colors swirlin’, caught that fever in my veins Hydrodipping dreams, I was ready for the fame Took my gear, set it up, the water's crystal clear Now I'm ready, I can feel it—man, this paint’s my sphere I drop the film, the magic swirls around Everything’s a masterpiece when that tank’s about He’s a diptank hero Hydrodipping all day long He’s a diptank hero Watch him paint that world, so strong He’s a diptank hero Taking shapes and colors bold A diptank hero Turning plastic into gold Slick designs, the pressure's on, the film starts to roll From camo wraps to flames, he’s got it in control With every dip, it’s like the colors start to sing Making magic with the tank, feelin’ like a king Got my gloves, got my hose, watch that water flow Every item in my shop is ready for the show From helmets to the rims, I’m the one who gets it right If you need a custom look, you know I’m the guy tonight He’s a diptank hero Hydrodipping all day long He’s a diptank hero Watch him paint that world, so strong He’s a diptank hero Taking shapes and colors bold A diptank hero Turning plastic into gold

Verse 1 Born in porcelain confines, where echoes softly play, A little fart huddles, in its watery bay. It dreams of the heavens, where twinkling stars reside, From its damp, tiled world, it longs to glide. Chorus Oh, little fart in the toilet, dreaming oh so far, Yearning to escape and dance among the stars. In the night sky's gentle glow, you'll find your place, Floating free, a cosmic breeze in space. Verse 2 It whispers to the bubbles, sharing lofty dreams, Of breaking free from plumbing, on celestial beams. Though its world is tiny, its ambition's vast, To rise above the bathroom, where wishes are cast. Chorus Oh, little fart in the toilet, dreaming oh so far, Yearning to escape and dance among the stars. In the night sky's gentle glow, you'll find your place, Floating free, a cosmic breeze in space. Bridge One day it will soar, leaving bathroom blues, Amidst the constellations, it will choose, To wander through galaxies, in a cosmic flight, A fart among the stars, a wondrous sight. Chorus Oh, little fart in the toilet, dreaming oh so far, Yearning to escape and dance among the stars. In the night sky's gentle glow, you'll find your place, Floating free, a cosmic breeze in space. Outro So dream on, little fart, your time will soon arrive, To leave the tiled shores and truly come alive. For every dreamer knows, no matter who you are, You can rise above and reach for every star.

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Denisa esti viata mea, dar ai par la cur si ma gandila cand ti-l bag As vrea sa il tai daca se plate iubitoo

I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want a metalhead With long hair and hairy ass There’s one thing I need All I want for Christmas is a metalhead

I farted into the sun, To see how it would smell. But now it's glowing red, And Earth’s gone straight to hell. I tried to pass it gently, But I let it rip too hard. Now the air’s on fire, And I’m feeling so charred. What have I done? My gaseous spree. The world’s ablaze, Because of me. I cannot run, The smell won’t fade. This fiery funk, Is the price I’ve paid. I watch the sky turn crimson, The stars begin to dim. Who knew my spicy dinner Could lead to this grim hymn? The silence now surrounds me, Except for distant screams. I just wanted a chuckle, Not apocalyptic dreams. What have I done? My gaseous spree. The world’s ablaze, Because of me. I cannot run, The smell won’t fade. This fiery funk, Is the price I’ve paid. If I could take it back, I’d hold it deep inside. But alas, my friends, The sun won’t let it slide. This is my legacy, A scent that never dies. I farted into the sun, And doomed us with the skies.

[Verse] Shotgun start under bleedin’ sky Roarin’ engines up for miles Grit and fire we ain't shy Burn the rubber taste the wild [Verse] Riff of steel scream out loud Beer in hand fists up proud Aussie thunder raw and bright Feel the fire ignite the night [Chorus] Drink the night away my friend Turn it up till speakers bend Raise your glass to olden days Born to live in rock's embrace [Bridge] Echoes rollin' through the town Cans are clinkin' sorrows drown Feet pound heavy to the beat Soul’s on fire ain't that neat [Verse] Leather worn and faces aged Crowd’s alive we own the stage Hearts of iron in the sound Bottles raised we’re glory bound [Chorus] Drink the night away my friend Turn it up till speakers bend Raise your glass to olden days Born to live in rock's embrace

[Verse] Met you at the honky-tonk last night Thought you shined like a bulb so bright But morning light oh what a shock When I kissed that stubbled rock [Verse 2] Said you were an angel from above Eyes like steel boots not much love Your neck had quite a mighty tower Seven foot tall need a cold shower [Chorus] Oh darlin' what have I done By the light of beer we had our fun When beer goggles wear off whoa Now I see you’re my big bro [Verse 3] Your hands they could crush a can with ease Your boots ain't fit for dainty feet You hugged me strong yet awkward kinda Chest of a bear in a shred of flannel [Verse 4] Your laugh as deep as a canyon's call Your stubble makes me feel so small Now I'm regrettin' last night's swipe Thought you were sweet under those lights [Chorus] Oh darlin' what have I done By the light of beer we had our fun When beer goggles wear off whoa Now I see you’re my big bro

[Verse] Thirsty cars guzzlin' black gold Squeezin' earth until it folds Prices climb then tumble down Ridin' waves through the town [Verse 2] Oily tides they ebb and flow Rich get richer poor don't know Pennies squeezed out like a stone Hittin' hard right to the bone [Chorus] Oil rollercoaster ain't no fun Up and down burnin' under the sun Ridin' highs crashin' in lows No escape where the money goes [Verse 3] Gushers fallin' in the hands Of kings and men who bleed the lands Barrel bargains brokered deals Empty tanks the struggle feels [Bridge] Madness in this oily fate Pawns on a board in a wealthy state Every rise an empty cheer Down we fall into the fear [Verse 4] Slick streets paved with liquid gold Promises made stories sold Hopes tied to the spike and dip Fueling dreams on a sinking ship

[Verse] Ridin' high then crashin' low Black gold veins runnin' slow Price tag spinnin' like a roulette wheel Rich man's gain poor man's deal [Verse 2] Pipelines snake through barren lands Greedy hands and shifting sands Barrel counts in the dead of night Politicians Outta sight [Chorus] Oil on the tracks got us losin' steam Price like a tempest crushin' our dream Rise and fall in the blink of an eye Gonna burn out or touch the sky [Verse 3] Boardroom tables filled with lies Promises crumble under skies Economy dancin' to a crude tune Look around end comin' soon [Verse 4] Tanker ships driftin' to the shore People cryin' out for more Everyone's a pawn in this game Rich get richer All the same [Bridge] Up and down like a hurricane Profit margins drive us insane Can't keep up with the rise and fall Just a puppet A marionette's call

From scraped knees to broken dreams, You stitched our lives with golden seams. A selfless heart, a caring gaze, You lit our paths through life's dark maze. In storms of doubt, you held us tight, A steadfast anchor through the night. Your whispered words, a lullaby, That dried our tears and let us fly. Oh, mother dear, our shining light, Your love has shaped our every fight. In every joy, through every fear, Your spirit's warmth is always near. Your laughter echoes, a sweet refrain, In every moment, joy and pain. A guiding star through night and day, In our hearts, you'll always stay. The youngest voice now sings aloud, A heart so full, a spirit proud. For all the dreams you've helped us find, We thank you, mom, both heart and mind. As time unfolds its gentle wings, And life its endless changes brings, Know this, dear mom, from us to you, Our love is constant, strong, and true. In every action, every choice, We'll carry forth your loving voice. You've given us the world to see, Forever grateful, mom, we'll be. Oh, mother dear, our shining light, Your love has shaped our every fight. In every joy, through every fear, Your spirit's warmth is always near. Your laughter echoes, a sweet refrain, In every moment, joy and pain. A guiding star through night and day, In our hearts, you'll always stay. So here's to you, with endless praise, For all you've done, in countless ways. A mother's love, a priceless art, Forever etched within each heart.