Aldburys finest

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[Verse] I lost my talk you took it away Little girl lost in words missing sway At Shubenacadie where voices fell Echoes in silence no stories to tell [Verse] You snatched it away no language left Just a shadow voice in my mind bereft Speak like you mimic every phrase Caught in your echo for endless days [Chorus] Scrambled ballad of my broken song Words all mixed up where do I belong Lost my talk it slipped through my grasp Voiceless whispers in silence they gasp [Verse] Think like you but my dreams are bold Tales untold hearts left out in the cold Create like you but it's never the same Pieces of me trapped in your game [Bridge] In your world I am a silent scream Fragments of speech like a distant dream Lost in translation my words astray Hoping to find them one bright day [Chorus] Scrambled ballad of my broken song Words all mixed up where do I belong Lost my talk it slipped through my grasp Voiceless whispers in silence they gasp

**"The Bearded Monk" (to the tune of "Cheers")** (Verse 1) Making my way down the street, it's been a long day The Bearded Monk’s got a tap, I’m on my way Gonna grab a pint, maybe two, maybe three Where the beer is cold and the vibe’s all free (Pre-Chorus) You wanna find a place where everybody knows your name And the beer's just right, you'll never feel the same (Chorus) At the Bearded Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Bearded Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Verse 2) Hazy IPAs, stouts so bold Sippin’ on a saison with a story untold Crisp lagers shine like the stars in the sky At the Bearded Monk, you know the good times fly (Pre-Chorus) You wanna find a place where everybody knows your name And the beer’s so smooth, you'll never feel the same (Chorus) At the Bearded Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Bearded Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Bridge) So raise your glass, here's to the brew A toast to the craft, and the crew we choose From pilsner to pale, there’s a taste for all At the Bearded Monk, we answer the call (Chorus) At the Bearded Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Bearded Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Outro) Yeah, at the Bearded Monk, we all feel like home Where the beer is flowing and you're never alone.

[Verse] Beneath the sky so vast and blue We find our path we find what's true With open hearts we greet the dawn Through winding roads we carry on [Verse 2] Waves that crash and winds that sigh We chase the sun and let it fly With every step we plant a seed From tiny sparks we grow a creed [Chorus] Oh infinite skies and deep rivers flow We find our peace where wildflowers grow With simple joys and melodies Our spirits rise like autumn leaves [Bridge] Among the trees we hear the call A whisper soft that says we’re all Connected by the threads unseen In every raindrop forest green [Verse 3] With feet on earth and heads held high We embrace the now we touch the sky In every breath in every glance We dance our life in pure expanse [Chorus] Oh infinite skies and deep rivers flow We find our peace where wildflowers grow With simple joys and melodies Our spirits rise like autumn leaves

**"The Beared Monk" (to the tune of "Cheers")** (Verse 1) Making my way down the street, it's been a long day The Beared Monk’s got a tap, I’m on my way Gonna grab a pint, maybe two, maybe three Where the beer is cold and the vibe’s all free (Pre-Chorus) You wanna find a place where everybody knows your name And the beer's just right, you'll never feel the same (Chorus) At the Beared Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Beared Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Verse 2) Hazy IPAs, stouts so bold Sippin’ on a saison with a story untold Crisp lagers shine like the stars in the sky At the Beared Monk, you know the good times fly (Pre-Chorus) You wanna find a place where everybody knows your name And the beer’s so smooth, you'll never feel the same (Chorus) At the Beared Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Beared Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Bridge) So raise your glass, here's to the brew A toast to the craft, and the crew we choose From pilsner to pale, there’s a taste for all At the Beared Monk, we answer the call (Chorus) At the Beared Monk, where the suds are always bright It's the place to be after work tonight With every pour, we’re laughing more It’s a local spot, where the good times soar At the Beared Monk, we’re all just friends Where the good times start and the fun never ends (Outro) Yeah, at the Beared Monk, we all feel like home Where the beer is flowing and you're never alone.

your heart was beating fast how many times did i ask you to stay true to me. He shot at you but you stayed you dodged bullet but said i love you anyway you sat by the sea wishin' you were free (rough voice) and i know that it hurts and that your at your worst but i cant change the past so you better run fast (long-ish note) He shot at you but you stayed you dodged bullet but said i love you anyway

Private Hazard, a coder so grand, In Conroe, Texas, he makes his stand. TFR mod, his heart's desire, But chances blown, set his soul on fire. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Verse 2) HOI4, your passion, your digital art, But deadlines missed, tore the team apart. Promises broken, trust betrayed, A reputation shattered, a price to be paid. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Bridge) Conroe nights, filled with pizza and code, A dream of modding, a heavy load. But laziness crept in, and procrastination took hold, Leaving your talent wasted, your story untold. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Outro) Will Hazard rise, from the ashes of failure, Or fade into obscurity, a cautionary tale? Only time will tell, if he can mend his ways, And reclaim his place, in the modding game's maze.

The Ballad of the Aldbury 2024 Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t twin, She’s walking through Cornwall in quite a spin ! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told what we think, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a drink !

Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!

Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!

Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!

In the shadows of the kitchen, where the demons dare to play, A cauldron of temptation, simmering night and day, Wrapped in tortillas of despair, a fate you can't outrun, A feast of dark desires, under the flickering sun. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Verse 2) Chili peppers like daggers, slicing through the night, A symphony of flavors, a brutal appetite, With each bite a battle, a war you can't resist, The mayhem of the salsa, a twisted, fiery fist. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Bridge) Ravenous gorging, the darkness takes its toll, Each layer a coffin, as it swallows your soul, Cilantro like poison, creeping through your veins, With every deadly morsel, you’re shackled by the chains. (Solo) [Electric guitar wails, screaming through the night, A solo of anguish, the embodiment of fright.] (Verse 3) In the aftermath of pleasure, regret begins to rise, A stomach full of nightmares, a banquet of demise, The guacamole graveyard, where the lost flavors lie, Feeding on your weakness, as you let out a sigh. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Outro) So embrace your dark cravings, let the torment begin, For in the dance of burritos, you’ll find solace in sin, B34N Burrit0z, the ultimate delight, A heavy metal banquet, in the throes of the night!