Banned Cowboy: The Ballad of Gorillazrockstar

[Verse] Out in the bush, where the gum trees sway, There's a girl named Rexxynova streaming all day. With a glowing screen and a heart so wild, She's the queen of games with a cheeky smile. [Verse 2] Her accent's thick like the southern sun, She laughs and jokes, makes the games more fun. But it’s those thigh highs that steal the show, In her cozy chair with a gamer’s glow. [Chorus] Thigh highs and starry nights, Lit up the world with her pixel lights. She’s an Aussie stream queen, making hearts ignite, With her thigh highs and starry nights. [Verse 3] From Fortnite battles to her late-night streams, Rexxynova shakes up the gamer scene. Viewers come to see her laugh and play, But it’s those striped stockings that make them stay. [Bridge] A hint of sass with a wink and a grin, She’s got the spotlight that won’t dim. From kangaroos to her online tours, Rexxynova’s heart, it’s all pure. [Chorus] Thigh highs and starry nights, Lit up the world with her pixel lights. She’s an Aussie stream queen, making hearts ignite, With her thigh highs and starry nights.

[Verse] In a little English village, settled by the sea, Lives a fella named Ste, as stubborn as can be. He loves his pint, his stories, his black tea in a dish, But mention the ocean, he’ll roar, "I hate fish!" [Verse 2] He won't touch a cod, nor a trout from the stream, Not a haddock fried golden, not a mackerel’s gleam. While others cast nets for the sea’s tasty dish, He shakes his fist high, still cursing the fish. [Chorus] "Oh, I’d never throw a line, nor cast me a net, There ain't been a fish yet that I don’t regret. Don’t fry ‘em, don’t batter ‘em, don’t put ‘em in a pie, I'd rather eat dirt than those critters that fly!" [Verse 3] His friends on the dock laugh and call him a fool, “There’s nothing like salmon smoked fresh from the pool.” But Ste stays his ground, his lips in a hiss, "No matter the recipe, I’ll never eat fish!" [Bridge] He’s been this way since he was a lad, When a herring near choked him and made him mad. He swore that day, with his heart and his wish, He’d live out his life with a vengeance for fish. [Verse 4] So now in the pubs as they sip on the brew, The folks tell the tale of the man who they knew. An Englishman bold, with a diet that’s swish, But never, oh never, a bite of a fish.

[Verse] TheBakedDonut20's sittin' in his chair, Streaming games and breathin' country air. But every now and then, he lets one slip, A little toot, makes the chat lose its grip. [Verse 2] Ellsonearth's on the same old stream, Tryin' to focus, livin' the dream. But every time Donut makes that sound, Ells groans loud as her patience unwinds. [Chorus] Oh Donut, Donut, please behave, Your gaseous gifts ain't what we crave. Ells' face turns red as she spitefully types, "Mute your mic before you ruin my night!" [Verse 3] Donut laughs, "It's the beans I ate," Blaming chili for this gaseous fate. Ells says, "Man, you're lucky I'm kind, Or I'd boot ya right outta this virtual line." [Verse 4] The viewers pile in, they're here for the show, Both Donut’s jokes and the seeds he sows. “Ells don’t leave!” they holler and cheer, While Donut burps loud just to fuel her sneer. [Chorus] Oh Donut, Donut, please behave, Your gaseous gifts ain't what we crave. Ells' face turns red as she spitefully types, "Mute your mic before you ruin my night!"

[Verse 1] Well, Bill rolls in with his glasses on tight, Talkin' 'bout viruses like he saw the fight. He ain't no doc, but he's playin' the part, Throwin' around big words, tryin' to look smart. [Chorus] Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, sittin' high on that hill, Thinkin' he's a savior with a loaded pill. You can code a computer, but let me be clear, You ain't no healer, so get outta here. [Verse 2] He says, "Trust me, folks, I know what to do," But last I checked, he got rich off a blue screen too. Medicine ain't Microsoft, it's blood, sweat, and tears, Leave it to the real docs who've been at it for years. [Chorus] Oh, Mr. Know-It-All, sittin' high on that hill, Thinkin' he's a savior with a loaded pill. You can code a computer, but let me be clear, You ain't no healer, so get outta here. [Bridge] Now, I’ll give him his due, he’s smart, that’s true, But a stethoscope don't hang 'round his crew. Stick to your spreadsheets, your stock market games, And leave the hospital halls for real names. [Verse 3] He’s got no white coat, no steady hands, Just a PowerPoint graph and a bundle of plans. The world don't need another billionaire's guess, We need somethin' better than a rich man's mess.

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[Verse] Storm clouds rise over the fight Shadows clash in the dead of night Hands weave seals fast as a flame Blood and purpose it’s all a game [Chorus] Run like fire race with the wind Chasing dreams where it all begins Scream your name to the endless sky A ninja’s path we live we die [Verse] Lonely child heart burning loud Carrying weight under that shroud Dreams to be more than a shadow cast Break the chains don’t live in the past [Chorus] Run like fire race with the wind Chasing dreams where it all begins Scream your name to the endless sky A ninja’s path we live we die [Bridge] Broken hearts and cursed fate Hatred fuels but love won’t wait Clashing sparks the world’s on edge Steel and spirit written pledge [Chorus] Run like fire race with the wind Chasing dreams where it all begins Scream your name to the endless sky A ninja’s path we live we die

[Verse] Woke up with the weight of the world A heart that's tired but still unfurled Every step is a step to take For a cause that's bigger than mistakes [Pre-Chorus] It's not glory it's not fame It's the fire that feeds the flame A sacrifice we’ve yet to name Standing tall through every shame [Chorus] Duty’s flame will never die Burning fierce beneath the sky With every breath we’ll hold it high In the dark we’re the battle cry [Verse 2] Hands are calloused scars run deep Dreams we buried promises to keep Through the storm when hope feels thin The smallest spark still burns within [Chorus] Duty’s flame will never die Burning fierce beneath the sky With every breath we’ll hold it high In the dark we’re the battle cry [Bridge] From ashes rise from shadows crawl We find our strength against it all When the night surrounds we bring the light Marching onward ready to ignite

[Verse] You tore my heart and watched it bleed A wildfire sparked by your greed Your lies were knives that cut me deep Now I’m the storm you couldn’t keep [Chorus] Your empty words they fade like smoke Promises They’re quick to choke I’m screaming loud I won’t kneel This broken heart’s starting to heal [Verse 2] You slammed the door but it won't close The ghost of us The pain still grows I’m done with shadows creeping near Turning my heartbreak into fear [Chorus] Your empty words they fade like smoke Promises They’re quick to choke I’m screaming loud I won’t kneel This broken heart’s starting to heal [Bridge] Every echo begs for revenge But this ends here I won't pretend Your poison’s burned my veins enough I’ll rise above your toxic love [Chorus] Your empty words they fade like smoke Promises They’re quick to choke I’m screaming loud I won’t kneel This broken heart’s starting to heal

[Verse] Born in the dark where the whispers play They molded my soul like a ball of clay A shadowed blade was all I'd see No one to love no one to be [Chorus] Now I rise through the flames so hot A warrior forged from what was forgot The cracks in my heart now gleam so bright I am the shadow that owns the night [Verse 2] Once I had dreams of a peaceful land But they broke that dream with their calloused hand Honor was lost when they turned away The Samurai in me began to decay [Bridge] They called me a monster they left me to stray Now the monster within has come out to play No noble cause no master to serve I'll teach them the pain they richly deserve [Chorus] Now I rise through the flames so hot A warrior forged from what was forgot The cracks in my heart now gleam so bright I am the shadow that owns the night [Verse 3] Let them tremble let them fear For Tashiba's reign is finally here A past in shatters a future grim I’m no hero and shadowed I’ll swim

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[Verse] There’s a candle in the storm's embrace Flickering bold yet it keeps its place Shadows twist but it dances free A blue flame burning endlessly [Verse 2] Winds howl sharp and the night is long But the flame hums its defiant song Ashes rise but they scatter away This blue-lit heart will never sway [Chorus] Oh burn brighter oh burn true Through the chaos the world threw No surrender no giving in A blue flame fights it's born to win [Verse 3] Underneath skies dark and cruel Standing tall breaking every rule It bends it leans but never falls A spark of hope when the darkness calls [Bridge] Even when the cold whispers loud Even when doubt gathers a crowd The flame won’t bow it won’t retreat A rebel’s light no defeat [Chorus] Oh burn brighter oh burn true Through the chaos the world threw No surrender no giving in A blue flame fights it's born to win

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