Funky Monkey

*(Verse 1)* Oh, poor little Neil, in the pond he would glide, But the ducks all sneered, said, “You’re ugly inside.” With his warty brown skin and his slow, clumsy crawl, Neil dreamed of a day he’d be loved by them all. *(Chorus)* But Neil grew older, and his dreams turned to dust, No swan in the making, just a slug in the mud. The ducks flew away, and the pond turned to sludge, Neil’s not a duckling—he’s an uglier slug. *(Verse 2)* One day by the shore, Neil met Lola the gull, Her feathers were silver, her voice beautiful. She soared through the sky with a laugh soft and sweet, And Neil fell in love at the sound of her feet. *(Chorus)* Oh, Neil grew hopeful, though his heart was still scarred, He dreamed Lola might love him, though life had been hard. But the world’s cruel and cold, and the pond’s turned to sludge, Neil’s not a duckling—he’s an uglier slug. *(Bridge)* He’d leave her small gifts—bits of seaweed and shell, And whisper his love where the seagulls would dwell. But Lola just laughed, with a glint in her eye, “You’re nothing but dinner,” she said with a sigh. *(Verse 3)* One fateful gray morning, as the tide rolled in, Neil crawled to the shore, where his love might begin. But Lola swooped down, with a hunger so cruel, And Neil’s final thought was, “At least I’m her fuel.” *(Final Chorus)* Oh, Neil’s life was fleeting, and his dreams turned to dust, No swan in the making, just a slug in the mud. Lola flew onward, and the pond turned to sludge, Neil’s not a duckling—he’s an uglier slug. *(Outro)* So here’s to poor Neil, who loved with his heart, A slug in the shadows, torn right apart. The tale of the duckling was never his fate, Just a love that was lost, and a cruel, bitter plate.

[Verse] Paws on the prowl under moonlit skies Whiskers twitch while the city flies Tail like a whip slicing through the air The night belongs to cats everywhere [Chorus] Meow meow meow it's a feline jam Claws out strong we don't give a damn Purring beats in the alley's glow Meow meow meow let the rhythm flow [Verse 2] Chasing shadows across the street Light on our feet with the perfect beat Golden eyes in the midnight haze We own the night in mysterious ways [Chorus] Meow meow meow it's a feline jam Claws out strong we don't give a damn Purring beats in the alley's glow Meow meow meow let the rhythm flow [Bridge] Leaping high where the rooftops kiss Every single step is catlike bliss Nimble moves on the world we roam Anywhere we are feels just like home [Chorus] Meow meow meow it's a feline jam Claws out strong we don't give a damn Purring beats in the alley's glow Meow meow meow let the rhythm flow

[Verse] I woke up early sun hit my face Laced up my shoes I’m in the race Court lights shine with a fiery glow Winning's our language we put on a show [Verse 2] The crowd's alive a thunderous cheer Victory's scent it's all so near Dribbling fast hearts beating loud We rise above this roaring crowd [Chorus] Don’t be jealous we earned this throne Worked our sweat down to the bone Game on fire we brought the heat Deserve our crown ain't no defeat [Verse 3] The buzzer rings sweet music plays We ruled the court they’re in a daze High-fives fly like sparks in the air Don't need luck we’ve got the flair [Bridge] From practice nights to daylight's quest We proved ourselves among the best Don’t hate the hustle respect our grind The power of teamwork one of a kind [Chorus] Don’t be jealous we earned this throne Worked our sweat down to the bone Game on fire we brought the heat Deserve our crown ain't no defeat

[Verse] Jump up high it's time to go Welcome to the Charvin Show Clap your hands and spin around The fun begins it can't be found [Chorus] Charvin Show whoa oh oh Laughter everywhere we go Shout it loud let it glow Hey hey it's the Charvin Show [Verse 2] Colors burst like a balloon Dancing stars light up the room Games and giggles all the way Every moment's here to play [Chorus] Charvin Show whoa oh oh Laughter everywhere we go Shout it loud let it glow Hey hey it's the Charvin Show [Bridge] Every day’s a great big treat Silly songs and dancey beats Together now watch time fly Charvin Show and so much sky [Chorus] Charvin Show whoa oh oh Laughter everywhere we go Shout it loud let it glow Hey hey it's the Charvin Show

Oh, the Funky Monkey, swingin' from the trees, Dancin' with his tail, movin' with the breeze! He wears sunglasses, and he loves to groove, Shakin' all his fur with every funky move! Funky Monkey, do the funky dance! He’s got the moves that make you wanna prance! Funky Monkey, he’s the jungle king, Watch him go, hear him sing, "I’m the funky monkey swing!" He’s got a hat made of bananas, it’s so cool, He slides down vines like he’s breakin’ all the rules! With his funky feet and his monkey style, He’ll make you laugh and dance for miles! Funky Monkey, do the funky dance! He’s got the moves that make you wanna prance! Funky Monkey, he’s the jungle king, Watch him go, hear him sing, "I’m the funky monkey swing!"

[Verse] Grab your laces One in each hand Make them even That’s the plan Cross them over Make an X Loop it through You'll love what's next [Chorus] Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do Step by step We'll see it through Bunny ears or loops It's up to you Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do [Verse 2] Form two loops Like bunny ears Don't you worry Wipe those fears Cross them both Just like before Pull them tight Shoes hit the floor [Chorus] Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do Step by step We'll see it through Bunny ears or loops It's up to you Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do [Bridge] No more tripping No more falls Walk or run You'll do it all A simple trick A timeless call You'll be tying shoes Standing tall [Chorus] Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do Step by step We'll see it through Bunny ears or loops It's up to you Tie your shoes Oh it's easy to do

[Verse] My little car goes vroom vroom vroom Zooming fast make some room Red and shiny small but strong Racing down the road so long [Chorus] Vroom vroom beep beep beep Round the corner I won't sleep Pedal down the thrill's so steep Feel the rush it's ours to keep [Verse 2] Tiny wheels but speed so wild Like a rebel a racing child Blazing trails no time to stop Reaching for the mountaintop [Chorus] Vroom vroom beep beep beep Round the corner I won't sleep Pedal down the thrill's so steep Feel the rush it's ours to keep [Bridge] Engines roaring breaking free A metal blur just you and me No rear view we look ahead Dreams alive our spirits fed [Verse 3] Gasoline heart it starts to roar Every mile we crave for more Life’s a highway feel the beat Freedom rides with us on repeat

Oh Maußibär, Oh die Sendung mit der Maus, Wie schwer sind doch deine Schularbeiten, Wie viele Tränen doch während der Mathearbeit geflossen sind, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Oh Maußibär, Oh Sendung mit der Maus, Bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Nächste Woche haben wir eine Mathe-Schularbeit, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er

Oh Maußibär, Oh die Sendung mit der Maus, Wie schwer sind doch deine Schularbeiten, Wie viele Tränen doch während der Mathearbeit geflossen sind, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Oh Maußibär, Oh Sendung mit der Maus, Bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Morgen haben wir eine Mathe-Schularbeit, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er

Oh Maußibär, Oh die Sendung mit der Maus, Wie schwer sind doch deine Schularbeiten, Wie viele Tränen doch während der Mathearbeit geflossen sind, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Oh Maußibär, Oh Sendung mit der Maus, Bitte gib mir doch einen 1er, Morgen haben wir eine Mathe-Schularbeit, Oh bitte gib mir doch einen 1er

We got some rhymes that we're planning to rip. (get in the van) So just give us a few to let it all out. The rhythm and the unity is what its all about. We'll give you a show, the best of your days The show is all free, nobody pays. So sit back relax and enjoy your lays.

[Verse] Mira Mira with your daring flair Paint the town with colors rare Chaotic rhythm you do compose Breaking the rules wherever it goes [Chorus] Mira Mira light up the air You spin the mop like you just don’t care Mismatched shoes yet you own the floor You’re the melody we all adore [Verse 2] Flipping through the pages of outlandish trends A party begins everywhere it ends Your laughter echoes through every hall Mira is fire and we’re dancing with it all [Chorus] Mira Mira light up the air You spin the mop like you just don’t care Mismatched shoes yet you own the floor You’re the melody we all adore [Bridge] You could mix the day with midnight’s spark Turn the mundane into an art Queen of the reckless you wear that crown Through your chaos we’ll never back down [Chorus] Mira Mira light up the air You spin the mop like you just don’t care Mismatched shoes yet you own the floor You’re the melody we all adore