Ol’ Biteys

On the waves of the ocean so wide and so blue, Sails the fearless Colossal Canoe. A towering vessel, steadfast and strong, Guided by fate and adventure’s song. We clashed with smugglers, ruthless and cruel, To save Ephidril, our heart and our jewel. Though our bold rescue ended in vain, Ephidril’s power turned loss into gain. Oh, on the waves where the wild winds blow, The Colossal Canoe will always go. Braving the storm, the tides, and the night, Bound for glory, driven by might. Tamitim, the dragon, a terror untamed, Struck with fury, but never quite maimed. Amidst the chaos, in pain and in dread, Lay Captain Jock-Jock, nearly left for dead. Stronk, the druid—yes, he’s a cow, But not for roasting, no way, no how! With ruthless force, we struck with might, Leaving the deck bathed in the fight. Oh, on the waves where the wild winds blow, The Colossal Canoe will always go. Braving the storm, the tides, and the night, Bound for glory, driven by might.

[Verse] Slick sails the waves A terror blood cold Plundering legends His story unfolds But not for gold Nor shiny bright pearls His heart beats fast for coffee stirs Whirl! [Chorus] Slick! Slick! With a mug in hand! Coffee stirs plundered across the land! Throw coins to dames A generous spree No pirate as bizarre as he! [Verse] No cannonballs fly No swords that gleam Just wooden stirs for his caffeine dream He buys their smiles with chests of gold To women of wisdom Bold and untold! [Bridge] He laughs as his treasure is freely tossed Sharing delight No matter the cost Steam rises as waves crash and churn For coffee's stir His soul shall burn! [Chorus] Slick! Slick! With a mug in hand! Coffee stirs plundered across the land! Throw coins to dames A generous spree No pirate as bizarre as he! [Verse] A villain? A hero? The ocean can't say His flag a blazing stir stick array With every coin given A smile well earned From his strange life’s path Slick never turned

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[Verse] A wolf's howl cuts through the gale so wild Eyes like fire salty and beguiled With an eyepatch grim and a barnacle belt In darkened tides their legend’s felt [Chorus] Raise your peg legs and swords to the sky Beards of thunder howl till we die Wolves of the waves hunt treasure untold Pirates forever both fierce and bold [Verse 2] The creak of the deck the sea’s lullaby Barnacles cling as the mast reaches high A dance of blades in the moonlight’s glare Wolf-pirates roam with a fearless stare [Chorus] Raise your peg legs and swords to the sky Beards of thunder howl till we die Wolves of the waves hunt treasure untold Pirates forever both fierce and bold [Bridge] The sea's cold bite the scars we wear A patch for an eye a leg stripped bare We roam as beasts through endless waves Loyal to none not even the graves [Verse 3] The beard bears salt from the ocean’s kiss The clash of swords sings a pirate's bliss With wolves at our backs and steel in our hands We carve our tales on the shifting sands

There’s a place I like to go, farther up the river’s flow, where it is I do not know, must be under all that snow!

Now you jolly sailor lads, come listen to my tale, I'm sure you will have cause to pity me, I was a damned young fool in the port of Liverpool, When I called there on my first port home from sea. Oh Maggie, Maggie May They have taken her away To slave upon Van Dieman's cruel shore. Oh, you robbed so many whalers, and dosed so many sailors But you'll never cruise 'round Peter Street no more. I was staying at the Home, from a voyage to Sierre Leone, And two-pound-ten a month was all my pay, As I jingled with my tin, I was easy taken in, By a little girl up there called Maggie May. When I steered into her I hadn't got a care, I was cruising up and down old Canning Place, She was dressed in a gown so fine, like a frigate of the line, And being a sailorman, gave chase. She gave me a saucy nod, and I, like a farmer's clod, Let her take me line abreast in tow, And under all plain sail, we ran before the gale And to the Crow's Nest Tavern we did go. Next morning when I woke, I found that I was broke, I hadn't got a penny to me name, So I had to pop me suit, me John L.s and me boots, Down in Park Lane pawn shop number nine. Oh you thieving Maggie May, you robbed me of me pay When I slept with you last night ashore, Oh guilty the jury found her, of robbing a homeward bounder And she'll never roll down Park Lane [Peter Street, Paradise Street] no more She was chained and sent away from Liverpool one day, The lads all cheered as she sailed down the bay, And every sailor lad, he only was too glad To see the old whore out to Botany Bay.

**Beneath the Blood-Red Flag of Captain Jack** (Verse 1) Hoist yer tankards high, me hearties bold, For tales of Captain Jack, we shall unfold. With a tharrr of the sea and a trick in his eye, He sailed the stormy waters, where the bold pirates vie. (Chorus) Singin" yo-ho, the blood runs deep, Underneath the waves, where the secrets creep. Raise the skull and bones, let the cannon roar, For the blood of Captain Jack flows forevermore! (Verse 2) From Tortuga"s shores to the Isles of gold, With a heart full of treasure, a spirit untold. He danced with the devil, drank rum from the cask, No man dared challenge, no sail dared to ask. (Chorus) Singin" yo-ho, the blood runs deep, Underneath the waves, where the secrets creep. Raise the skull and bones, let the cannon roar, For the blood of Captain Jack flows forevermore! (Bridge) Through stormy nights and the cannon"s blast, The legend of Jack shall forever last. With a crew of misfits, from far and wide, Together we"ll sail, with the wave as our guide. (Chorus) Singin" yo-ho, the blood runs deep, Underneath the waves, where the secrets creep. Raise the skull and bones, let the cannon roar, For the blood of Captain Jack flows forevermore! (Outro) So here"s to the captain, may his spirit be free, In the heart of the ocean, where the wild winds be. We"ll toast to his journey and the fate that he found, For the blood of Captain Jack is where legends abound!

(Verse 1) I cast my line, I reel it in, Another fish, it starts again. The bubbling whispers in my brain, I don’t think I’m quite the same… (Chorus) Blub, blub—can’t escape, The fish are here, it’s far too late! Blub, blub—I’ve lost control, Water’s rising, take my soul… (Verse 2) Hands feel weird, they start to twitch, Scales are forming—wait, I’M THE FISCH?! I try to stop, I try to flee, But the tank has swallowed me… (Chorus - Repeat) Blub, blub—can’t escape, The fish are here, it’s far too late! Blub, blub—I’ve lost control, Water’s rising, take my soul… (Outro - whispered) Blub… blub… there is no land… Blub… blub… just fish and sand… Blub… blub… I was a player… Blub… blub… now I’m the bait…

As the ship sails through the night Past the sirens song welcoming us home She rises from the shore And joins us, the siren pirate of the sea She dreams of new adventures Dreams of creativity She takes us by the hand And walks us out to sea

There once was a ship which was put to sea. The name of the ship was Deprecation of Azkaban Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. The winds blew up hard and it dipped down. Blow my bully boys airflow. Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. She had not been 2 quarters from completion of deprecation. When down on her 100 plus incidents. The infra called all hands and swore That we will take the issues and fix them. Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA.. Before the boat hit the water. The incidents came and caught her. All oncalls came to the side and faught her When she dived down low Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. No teams were harmed No feature was missing As the captains mind was not of greed And the whalenan’s belonged to the LinkedIn creed. Current incidents took that ship in tow. Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA.. For four days or even more the holdem quota went out and flows failed once more All flows failed there were only four But still that incident did go Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. As far as I’ve heard the flight is still on The flow is running and its not gone The oncall makes the regular call To encourage their manager crew and all Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go. Soon may the infra team will come and fix all the issues and bring us sugar, tea and rum. One day when the flows runs smoothly we will take our leave and go.

[Verse] Ian the bomber sails the seas A laugh in his heart a storm in his breeze With a cannonball grin he sets things alight Oh Ian the bomber a mischievous sight [Verse 2] He roams the docks when the night is dark His laughter echoes like a lark With a twinkle in his eye and dynamite tight Ian’s got a mission to ignite [Chorus] Yo ho ho the seas do cry When Ian the bomber sails on by Fire and thunder in the night Ian the bomber brings delight [Verse 3] Every port knows the tales well told Of Ian with his courage bold No ship is safe from his cheerful might He's a tempest in red moonlight [Verse 4] With a swig of rum and a hearty cheer He sees the world with a view so clear No malice in his fun no anger in his plight For Ian the bomber loves to ignite [Chorus] Yo ho ho the seas do cry When Ian the bomber sails on by Fire and thunder in the night Ian the bomber brings delight

Oh the deep blue sea, she hungers tonight... For foolish men who dare to fight... Against her beasts that swim below... Down in the depths where dead men go... Many a sailor, brave and bold... Found himself in her deathly hold... So wave goodbye to land so fair... For tonight, we dance without a care...