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"Toots Magoo (Too Tooty to Handle)" (Wu-Tang Clan meets the ultimate stink overlord: unapologetically gassy, borderline hazardous.) Intro: Yo, it’s Fat by the Gallon, bringin’ that raw funk, Toots Magoo on the mic, let the stank get sunk. Too tooty, too foul, the gas can’t be tamed, Hold your breath, son, or you’re outta the game. Verse 1: Toots Magoo, the methane magician, Every bounce drops a bomb like nuclear fission. Too tooty for the planet, a menace to the air, He’s a walking EPA nightmare, beware! His cheeks don’t quit, they’re machines of destruction, Every toot’s a weapon, pure funk eruption. Cloud so thick, you can’t see through the haze, He’s gassin’ up the block, yo, it’s the end of days. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Verse 2: Yo, he bounces high, he bounces wild, Leavin’ grown men cryin’, kids exiled. Silent but violent, his toots take control, Clearing out trampolines like they’re black holes. The government’s watchin’, they’re scared of his might, He’s a biological weapon—straight up fright. Tooty and proud, his legacy’s clear, The king of the bounce, bringin’ funk frontier. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Bridge (Spoken): Yo, listen up—Toots Magoo’s not just a man, he’s a movement. The trampoline parks tried to ban him, but you can’t stop greatness. His toots? Art. His bounce? Revolution. Respect the funk, or step aside. Verse 3: He’s too tooty, man, they don’t stand a chance, His funk’s a battleground—this ain’t just a dance. Every leap’s a threat, every toot’s a grenade, He’s leavin’ towns flattened, his legend’s been made. Cheeks clappin’ like thunder, funk floods the street, Toots Magoo’s bounce is a world-class feat. So if you see him comin’, better run real fast, ‘Cause Toots Magoo’s reign of stink will always last. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Outro: Yo, Toots Magoo, the master of the stank. Too tooty, too bold, too raw to outrank. Fat by the Gallon salutes the funk king, 36 tooty chambers—let the stink bells ring. Peace.

Three little cats went to McDonald’s one day Over the hills and far away Mother cat said. but only two little ducks came back... Two little cats went to McDonald’s one day Over the hills and far away Mother cat said. but only one little duck came back…. One little cat went to McDonald’s one day Over the hills and far away Mother cat said.and the 3 little cats came back with french fries for her.

(Verse 1) We talked for hours, about everything we knew Shared our hopes and fears, the skies were bright and blue But the sun is setting now, and the moon begins to rise Time to say our goodbyes, beneath the starry sky (Chorus) And we’ve said all there is to say, no words left to unfold The final tales has been told It’s been good to talk, to share this time with you But now it’s time to go, that's all, it’s true (Verse 2) Maybe we’ll meet again, down the road someday But for now this moment, will gently fade away A pleasant memory, a chapter closed with care Leaving peace behind, hanging in the air (Chorus) And we’ve said all there is to say, no words left to unfold The final tales been told It’s been good to talk, to share this time with you But now it’s time to go, that's all, it’s true that's all, it’s true that's all, it’s true that's all, it’s true (Outro) That's all…it’s true

[Verse] Empty room cold and quiet night Whispers lost in fading light Pieces of a broken dream In the silence heard a scream [Verse 2] Tears fall down like summer rain Heart is bound in endless chain Memories like gold we store Time will heal but wounds are sore [Chorus] Keep the laughter keep the pain Moments passing like a train In a box I hide the light Memories 'til end of night [Verse 3] Old photographs on the wall Shadows dance down the hall Every smile that used to be Echoes of your melody [Verse 4] I remember you're still near In my mind you're always here Gone but never truly leave In my heart you're still believed [Chorus] Keep the laughter keep the pain Moments passing like a train In a box I hide the light Memories 'til end of night

[Verse] Kita berjalan di bawah matahari Langit biru dan hati pun berlari Berdua kita hadapi hari Tak ada yang mampu memisahkan kami [Chorus] Persahabatan kita takkan pernah pudar Seperti bintang di langit yang bersinar Bila jatuh kita bangkit bersama Menghadapi dunia yang penuh tawa [Verse 2] Meski badai datang menyapa Kita bertahan tanpa ragu di dada Menjalani hidup tanpa rasa takut Karena ada kamu sahabatku yang kuat [Chorus] Persahabatan kita takkan pernah pudar Seperti bintang di langit yang bersinar Bila jatuh kita bangkit bersama Menghadapi dunia yang penuh tawa [Bridge] Kenangan manis selalu di ingat Dalam suka dan duka tetap dekat Kekonyolan kita tak pernah hilang Kamu dan aku tak bisa dibuang [Chorus] Persahabatan kita takkan pernah pudar Seperti bintang di langit yang bersinar Bila jatuh kita bangkit bersama Menghadapi dunia yang penuh tawa

[Verse] Ada waktu kita tertawa bersama Ada hari kita bertengkar macam gila Namun selalu ada pelukan di sana Di setiap senja kita cerita masalah [Verse 2] Di jalan panjang kita kerap terjatuh Dengan candaan hatiku jadi teduh Mengerti rasa tanpa kata ku ucap Itulah sahabat tak perlu banyak cekap [Chorus] Oh sahabat selamanya Langkah kita takkan pisah Dengan canda dan cerita Menjadi kisah abadi kita [Verse 3] Kopi tengah malam bicara semangat Di setiap sukses ada senyum hangat Waktu berlalu jauh tetapi ingat Sejarah kita takkan hilang hebat [Bridge] Saat dunia terasa berlawanan Ku tahu kau ada jadi teman setia Membawa sinar di kala gelap malam Itulah arti teman yang sesungguhnya [Chorus] Oh sahabat selamanya Langkah kita takkan pisah Dengan canda dan cerita Menjadi kisah abadi kita

[Verse] Met you on a summer night Underneath the pale moonlight You and me we took to flight Dancing with the fireflies [Verse 2] Your eyes were glowing like the stars We danced all night like we were ours No need for fancy suits or cars Just you and me and our guitars [Chorus] Oh firefly dancer in the night Hold me close don't lose your light We'll dance until the morning bright Firefly dancer take me tonight [Verse 3] Life's a song with twists and turns In your arms my heart it burns Forgotten lessons now relearned With every step my soul returns [Bridge] Whispered secrets on the breeze Hearts unlocked without the keys Let’s get lost among the trees Firefly dancer won't you please [Chorus] Oh firefly dancer in the night Hold me close don't lose your light We'll dance until the morning bright Firefly dancer take me tonight

Verso 1: Fluyen ríos de luz por mi alma, cada corriente me trae calma. El agua limpia todo lo que soy, y me guía hasta donde todo es hoy. Coro: Ríos de luz, llevan mis miedos, mi alma se renueva, sin nada en sus dedos. Ríos de luz, todo es posible, mi camino es claro, inquebrantable, invencible. Verso 2: Cada río es un camino hacia mi paz, mi alma se alza, no hay vuelta atrás. Con cada gota, la fuerza crece, ríos de luz, mi alma enriquece. Coro (x2): Ríos de luz, llevan mis miedos, mi alma se renueva, sin nada en sus dedos. Ríos de luz, todo es posible, mi camino es claro, inquebrantable, invencible. Verso 3: Ríos de luz, soy quien nací para ser, y en su corriente, yo me voy a perder.

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Detik menit jam berlalu Hari bulan tahun terlewati tanpa terasa Empat tahun kita jalani balada hidup bersama dengan senyum tawa dan air mata Meskipun kini kau jauh tak disisi Tapi kau tetap disini Terhalang jarak dan waktu Tak lalu membuatku ragu kau akan tetap jadi milikku Hanya penantian yg kutunggu Walaupun aku juga rindu

[Verse] In the land where ice and steel collide We stand united side by side Future's light in our eyes gleams clear Forged in the valor we hold dear [Chorus] Tomorrow’s North Sky so brave and grand From the fjords to the frozen land Together we rise and never fall Heart and soul One and all [Verse] In our cities bright with progress glow Engineers and artists flow Hand in hand we shape our fate Equal voices in the state [Chorus] Tomorrow’s North Sky so brave and grand From the fjords to the frozen land Together we rise and never fall Heart and soul One and all [Bridge] With mighty hearts and minds we soar Bound by belief in what we stand for Defending freedom with iron resolve Strong and just Our problems solve [Verse] In circles red and stars of white We strive for peace yet still we fight For the future our vision clear Where hope and justice conquer fear

[Verse] Whispered secrets in the dark Holding hands beneath the stars Your smile's a spark that lights the night In your eyes I see the light [Verse 2] Dancing shadows on the ground Hearts beat as we spin around Your laughter's music to my soul In your arms I find my home [Chorus] Oh baby let's drift away In a moonlit serenade Every glance a sweet ballet In your love I wanna stay [Verse 3] Lazy whispers in the air Fingers running through your hair Softly singing love's refrain In this moment let's remain [Bridge] Hold me close and don't let go In your heart I found my home Every touch a symphony Lost in us Just you and me [Chorus] Oh baby let's drift away In a moonlit serenade Every glance a sweet ballet In your love I wanna stay