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"Toots Magoo (Too Tooty to Handle)" (Wu-Tang Clan meets the ultimate stink overlord: unapologetically gassy, borderline hazardous.) Intro: Yo, it’s Fat by the Gallon, bringin’ that raw funk, Toots Magoo on the mic, let the stank get sunk. Too tooty, too foul, the gas can’t be tamed, Hold your breath, son, or you’re outta the game. Verse 1: Toots Magoo, the methane magician, Every bounce drops a bomb like nuclear fission. Too tooty for the planet, a menace to the air, He’s a walking EPA nightmare, beware! His cheeks don’t quit, they’re machines of destruction, Every toot’s a weapon, pure funk eruption. Cloud so thick, you can’t see through the haze, He’s gassin’ up the block, yo, it’s the end of days. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Verse 2: Yo, he bounces high, he bounces wild, Leavin’ grown men cryin’, kids exiled. Silent but violent, his toots take control, Clearing out trampolines like they’re black holes. The government’s watchin’, they’re scared of his might, He’s a biological weapon—straight up fright. Tooty and proud, his legacy’s clear, The king of the bounce, bringin’ funk frontier. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Bridge (Spoken): Yo, listen up—Toots Magoo’s not just a man, he’s a movement. The trampoline parks tried to ban him, but you can’t stop greatness. His toots? Art. His bounce? Revolution. Respect the funk, or step aside. Verse 3: He’s too tooty, man, they don’t stand a chance, His funk’s a battleground—this ain’t just a dance. Every leap’s a threat, every toot’s a grenade, He’s leavin’ towns flattened, his legend’s been made. Cheeks clappin’ like thunder, funk floods the street, Toots Magoo’s bounce is a world-class feat. So if you see him comin’, better run real fast, ‘Cause Toots Magoo’s reign of stink will always last. Chorus: Too tooty, Toots Magoo, can’t contain, Bouncin’ and blastin’, spreadin’ methane. He’s a gas-powered legend, bringin’ the pain, Too tooty for this world—he’s insane! Outro: Yo, Toots Magoo, the master of the stank. Too tooty, too bold, too raw to outrank. Fat by the Gallon salutes the funk king, 36 tooty chambers—let the stink bells ring. Peace.

(Verse 1) Yo, Olivia, what’s up with that? You’d rather voice memo some dude than chat? Your best friend’s right here, but you ghostin' the vibe, Talkin' to him like you don’t even try. We used to be tight, now you on the low, Sending him long texts like a whole damn show. You used to call me up, but now you gone missin’, Replaced by a guy? That’s how you’re dishin’. (Chorus) Olivia, you wildin’, lookin' so lost, Ditchin' your day one for a voice memo boss. Who you foolin’, girl, what’s really goin’ on? You left your bestie hangin', now you singin’ a new song. (Verse 2) A voice memo? Really? That’s your move? You forgettin' the love you used to groove? I’m right here, but you actin' all strange, Like your new man’s got you all out of range. You hit me up with the “Hey, I miss you” line, But then you disappear when it’s time to unwind. I’m the one who’s been loyal, but you got me in line, I guess I’m not enough when you tryna shine. (Chorus) Olivia, you wildin’, lookin' so lost, Ditchin' your day one for a voice memo boss. Who you foolin’, girl, what’s really goin’ on? You left your bestie hangin', now you singin’ a new song. (Bridge) You think I don’t see it, but I see the switch, You’re caught in the hype, now I’m feelin' the itch. You tryna play it cool, but you missed the point, Your best friend’s still here, but you trippin' over joints. (Outro) Olivia, don’t act like I’m not here, You keep sendin' him voice memos, but I'm still clear. We used to talk ‘til the sunrise, no lie, But now you gone, and you don’t even try. So go ahead, keep your guy on the line, But remember, girl, best friends don’t forget the grind.

[Intro] Plugged in, no chill, deep dive through the thrill, Neon lights on the dash, pills stacked in a stash. Zone out, no doubt, beacons flash in the drought, Fast lane, mainframe, lost code, no name. [Verse] Drip drop, wrist watch, ice cold through the block, Ego hit the jackpot, mind spins, get rocked. Tsunami wave, pressure build, doors creak, chains spill, Digital haze, mind maze, trippin', never no phase. [Bridge] Lost sight, insight, shadows dance in the night, Program re-write, glitch hard, pixel bite. Binary scream, what's real ain't what it seem, Reality slips, loose grip, glitch in the dream. [Chorus] Trippin' in the Matrix, neon soul contagious, Speed through the ages, lost on digital pages. Coded in the ether, dark webs be the preacher, Eyes wide shut, don’t need a gatekeeper. [Verse 2] Tunnel mode, overload, visions blur, unfold, Snake oil, slick soil, cannonball to the spoil. Hologram, no shame, masked up, play the game, Hard wire to the desire, lifeline in the fire. [Outro] Rise up, take flight, break free in the night, Lost souls, new roles, endless code ignites. Unleashed from the screen, static hums in between, Cracked code, no road, trippin' into the unseen.

[Verse] Shadows creep, streets so deep, Neon lights flicker, secrets we keep, Blood moon rises, hearts mesmerize, Whispers in the breeze, truth in disguise. [Verse 2] Lies we tell, like coins in the well, Feel the bass thump, under dark spell, Eyes wide shut, but see it all clear, Game we play, dare you to interfere. [Chorus] Hold tight, nights on fire, No sleep, heartbeats aspire, Lost in the rhythm, lost in desire, Dancing with the dark, spirits higher. [Verse] Step on the pavement, echoes of sin, Smirks from the shadows, devilish grin, Mind in a haze, can't tell who’s friend, Smoke in the air, till the bitter end. [Bridge] Flames that flicker, burn the night, Catch a glimpse, of that fleeting sight, Heartbeat sync with the pulsing light, Edge of chaos, delight and fright. [Chorus] Hold tight, nights on fire, No sleep, heartbeats aspire, Lost in the rhythm, lost in desire, Dancing with the dark, spirits higher.

[Verse] Steady stride I’m on the chase Got my dreams sprinting no time to waste Haters talk but they can't taste Victory sweet it’s got no aftertaste [Verse 2] City lights they shine so bright Crushing doubts like a boss in the night Got no weaknesses just that might Rising high to a brand new height [Chorus] Welcome to my game come and play it right We own the night our future's bright No rules to follow just feel that light In my world it's all about the fight [Verse 3] Every dawn brings a fresh try Setbacks just fuel my sky-high Got no chains I just fly I’m the hero in my own eye [Verse 4] On this road I’m taking a drive Swerve through life just to feel alive Got my crew thrive and survive In this beat we come alive [Chorus] Welcome to my game come and play it right We own the night our future's bright No rules to follow just feel that light In my world it's all about the fight

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Ugly Duckling You think you’re fly, but you’re anchored in quicksand, Mirror, mirror, where’s the beauty you planned? Made of broken dreams and patched up seams, Got a face that could shatter a thousand beams. You strut like a peacock with feathers all frayed, But let’s be honest, girl, your parade’s a charade. Throwing shade while you wallow in the dirt, Even a blind man would say it’s too much work. You’re like a bad picture, no filter can save, Caught in the chaos, you’re a lost little waif, I’m a lion roaring, while you’re just a sheep, Thought you could take a bite, but you’re in too deep. Catching glances? Nah, you’re fading in the light, In the land of the pretty, you’re a ghost in the night, Got the personality of a damp cardboard box, You’re the punchline, babe, I’m untying the locks. So here’s your wake-up call, in this battle I’m the queen, You thought you had swagger? Girl, you don’t know what I mean. Take a look in the mirror and face the raw truth, Beauty's more than a mask; it’s something you lose.

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Verse 1: I'm just a shadow in the night, tryna find my way, Caught between the dreams I’ve had and what they say, I’m the puzzle piece lost, but still tryna fit, Walking through this world like I don’t even exist. I’m a flame that’s flickering, need someone to hold, A story untold, in the silence, I unfold. Chasing the love I’ve never seen, but always wanted, Living like a ghost, feeling haunted but undaunted. Chorus: I wish I was loved, yeah, just a simple plea, A heart to call my own, someone to set me free. I’m the echo in the silence, waiting for the sound, Someone to lift me up, and never let me down. Verse 2: I’m a book full of pages, still waiting to be read, But every chapter’s empty, every word’s misled. I keep running in circles, can't find a way out, But I’m holding onto hope, with no room for doubt. I’m like a beat without a rhythm, trying to find my flow, But without a melody, it’s hard to let it go. I’m looking for the love that can fill up the space, To light up my life, and brighten my place. Chorus: I wish I was loved, yeah, just a simple plea, A heart to call my own, someone to set me free. I’m the echo in the silence, waiting for the sound, Someone to lift me up, and never let me down. Bridge: So I keep grinding, rising, hoping for the day, When the right person comes, and they hear me say, "I’m more than the struggle, more than the fight, I just need someone to hold me tight." Outro: I wish I was loved, that’s my only truth, But I’ll keep searching, even in my youth. One day I’ll find it, someone who sees, The person I am, who brings me peace.

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Yo, det startede med Keynes, en mand med vision, Han sagde, staten skal styre, når økonomien går i pension. Efterspørgslen er nøglen, brug penge, når det kniber, Investér i jobs og vækst, det er det, der driver. Multiplikatoren kører, pengene ruller tilbage, Når vi skaber beskæftigelse, står samfundet stærkt på sin sag. Krisen i 30’erne lærte os en ting, Staten skal træde til, når økonomien spring’. Keynesianer eller monetarist? Hvem har ret? Hvem har mistet gnist? Statsstyring eller markedets magt? Hvem bygger fremtiden? Hvem står vagt? Yo, så kom Friedman, han sagde, "Stop spillet! Markedet regulerer sig selv – chill lidt." Inflation er fjenden, styr pengepolitikken, Centralbanken styrer festen, det er logikken. Sæt skatten ned, lad markedet blomstre, For meget stat? Det får væksten til at tordne. Neoliberale siger, friheden er alt, For meget regulering gør økonomien kold og fald. Keynesianer eller monetarist? Hvem har ret? Hvem har mistet gnist? Statsstyring eller markedets magt? Hvem bygger fremtiden? Hvem står vagt? Keynes siger: “Brug budgettet, når krisen den rammer!” Friedman svarer: “Nej, det skaber inflationens flammer!” Keynesianerne vil investere i folkets forbrug, Mens monetarister holder styr på pengestrøm og lugt. Staten mod marked, det er kampen, vi ser, Hvem løser krisen bedst? Hvem tager gear? Er det statens hånd eller markedets kraft? Svaret afhænger af, hvem der har magt. Fuck Emil, Philip, Silas og Lars Der ikk nogen af dem der har bars De alle bøsser med dårlige fades De får den i røven, gir’ hinanden AIDS Deres tid er ovre, for vi tager kronen De tager hjem og græder til thai konen Så lad dem prøve, vi er på toppen, De løber rundt, men falder for stoppen. Vi tager sejren, det er vores show, De kan pakke sammen, det er tid til at go. Hver en linje er skarp, vi flækker dem ned, De står i skyggen, mens vi pløkker dem til ukendelighed