Хуеплёт

[Verse 1] Wake up late, runnin’ to class, oh no! Gotta learn the law from Professor Gene Go Books in my bag, but I barely read, Hope the curve gon’ help me, yes indeed! [Chorus] 🎶 Ohhh, Professor Gene Go, tell me what I need to know, Contracts, torts, and LLCs, Just don’t hit me with that legalese! 🎶 [Verse 2] He walks in cool with a coffee cup, Says, “If you don’t study, man, your grade’s messed up!” Talkin’ ‘bout cases from way back when, But I’m just here for the multiple-choice, amen! [Chorus] 🎶 Ohhh, Professor Gene Go, Do I need to read this? Tell me no! UCC or Common Law, I just hope I don’t withdraw! 🎶 [Bridge] Late-night crammin’, brain start jammin’ Study group’s stressin’, no one’s passin’ But Gene Go’s chill, he just smiles, Says, “Know the rules, don’t fake the style!” [Outro] Finals day, I take my seat, Prayin’ to the law gods, keep it sweet! But if I fail, no need to weep, I’ll just retake this class next week! 🎶 Ohhh, Professor Gene Go, You got the knowledge, you run the show! One more question before I go… Can I pass with a 2.0? 🎶

(Куплет 1) Летит тарелка меж звёздных орбит, В ней инопланетный тупица сидит. Всё перепутал – Земля или Марс, В космосе кругами кружится наш фарс. (Припев) Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт! Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт! (Куплет 2) Сигналы на русском понять он не смог, Врубил антенну – поймал ПетросянFM. Пытается взять человечий народ, Но даже бактерии ржут напролёт. (Припев) Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт! Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт! (Бридж) В Галактике ржут даже чёрные дыры, От глупого вида зелёной мрази. Вернулся он к шефу, сказал: "Я дебил", И сразу обратно в капсуле сплыл. (Финальный припев) Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт! Хуй-хуй-хуеплёт, Хуй-хуй-хуй-да хуеплёт!

Song: "Memes, Quotes, and Nonsense" (Verse 1) I got pp hands, ready to slap, Slap her upside the head, now that’s a wrap. 92% straight, kissed Larry one time, Tacos are men, it’s all fine. Whales don’t come out of eggs, it’s true, Orange juice is good, that’s my view. Where’s the baby? Still on the run, Shining bright like an avocado, here we come! (Chorus) The forbidden hole, no lies, Capybaras eat their shit, oh my, Mr. Worldwide for furries, I’m here, Fizzle my jizzle, let’s make it clear. (Verse 2) Why’s he touching it? I scream and shout, Gary from State Farm? What’s that about? “I’m like Anne Frank!”—not got the time, Where’s the baby? It’s all in rhyme! (Chorus) The forbidden hole, no lies, Capybaras eat their shit, oh my, Mr. Worldwide for furries, I’m here, Fizzle my jizzle, let’s make it clear. (Outro) All white people sound the same, But we’re laughing, playing the game. We’ve got the quotes, the memes to sing, This chaotic anthem’s our thing! NEW Message #for-the-mute

Куплет 1: Геша с буса се задава; той отбора не предава Ето идва и Вулджака; той с мастика буса чака Момчи мръщи се отзад; той пияницата гледа с яд Припев: Испански картел - не могат да ни спрат Испански картел - купата ще ни дадат Куплет 2: ... Пред вратата пази Хрис а в почивките си хапва риз Калата - гигант ги гони, а Ани пак разсейва Тони Кунчо Вълчо топката поема всички са във шок Ето преминава и последния блок Припев: Испански картел - няма ний да спрем! Испански картел - вървим към ясна цел

Left my heart in a parking lot, Drenched in stolen beer, and bad decisions. Drove 800 miles just to feel alive Never good at committing to each other Windows down the smell of the Louisiana air reminds me of you,
Gas station coffee and nicotine thoughts.
I swore I’d quit, I swore I’d call,
But I just keep driving till all of the painful thoughts of you — Falls. Away. I left your name in the rearview mirror, Along with the life I said I’d build here. Every mile’s just a new excuse, To outrun myself and my overdue truths. Oh, Louisiana Cumslut, you chewed me up, Spit me out in headlights and salty tears. You left your name tattooed on my tongue and my car full of your cigarette smoke Dollar store flowers, a tank running low, A playlist full of songs I wish I didn’t know. Leaving your voice in a drunken voicemail, I swear I meant every word till I sobered up. Somewhere between love and a reckless derail, I lost myself when I lost your trust. Oh, Louisiana Cumslut, you chewed me up, Spit me out in headlights and salty tears. You left your name tattooed on my tongue, and a car full of your cigarettes smoke Maybe I never knew how to love, Maybe I only know how to run away. Baby I’m nothing more than a bad excuse, For a song that no one will ever hear. Oh, Louisiana, you chewed me up!
Spit me out in the headlights and dust!
Maybe I was never enough!
Maybe I was never enough!

Ek ladka tha naam Ass Mint, Masti mein karta tha har hint, Ek din bola ek ladki ko, "Tum toh lagti ho South Africa ki currency, bro!" Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ladka tha mast magan, Par phir hua ek bada accident! Ladki boli, "Kya bakwas?" Tera dimaag hai ya bigda sa glass? Itne mein aa gaya momos wala, Uska bhi tha garam masala! Ass Mint ne fir maari ek aur line, "Mujhse shaadi karle, tu hai divine!" Par ladki ki aankh bhadki, Momos wale bhai ki garmi chadh gayi! Usne uthaya ek garam momo, Aur maara Ass Mint pe dhomo-dhomo, Ek punch diya naak pe zor, Ass Mint gir gaya seedha floor! Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ab tu lesson seekh le bhai, Kisi ko mat bol currency bhai! Ab Ass Mint hai samajhdar, Pehle sochta fir karta pyaar, Momos wala bhi cool ho gaya, Ab sab kuch rule ho gaya!

(Intro - hablado con ritmo) 🔥 Ohh nooo… ¡se viene la goleada! 🔥 Blackout en la cancha, las Chapulinas temblando… ¿Irene en la portería? Jajajaja… ¡Prepárense! (Verso 1) ⚽ Salen las Blackout, listas pa’ jugar, 🔥 Gela y Gloria vienen pa’ arrasar. Las Chapulinas creen que pueden ganar, pero en cinco minutos ya quieren llorar. (Pre-Coro) Irene en la portería no puede parar, cada tiro va adentro, ¡esto va a explotar! Lola grita: “¡Chicas, a reaccionar!”, pero Xaviera se cae y no puede parar. (Coro - pegajoso, con coros de estadio) 🔥 Blackout, Blackout, imparables van, ⚽ las Chapulinas no pueden más. 🎯 Irene no ataja, los goles se amontonan, 🏆 Blackout golea y la grada se emociona. 🔥 Blackout, Blackout, son las reinas del lugar, ⚽ Chapulinas lloran, no pueden soportar. 🎯 Xaviera en el suelo, Lola ya no habla, 🏆 se van apaleadas, se les nota en la cara. (Verso 2 - más burla) 🔥 Gela dribla, Gloria dispara, Irene se asusta, la defensa no para. La pelota se cuela otra vez en la red, Chapulinas rogando: “¡Que acabe este game!”. (Puente - se calienta más la cosa) Irene se agacha, la mira pasar, ¡BOOM! Otro gol, ¡esto es humillar! Xaviera en el piso, Lola confundida, y en la tribuna ya nadie las mira. (Coro - versión final, más fuerte y con burla) 🔥 Blackout, Blackout, imparables van, ⚽ las Chapulinas no pueden más. 🎯 Irene no ataja, los goles se amontonan, 🏆 Blackout golea y la grada se emociona. 🔥 Blackout, Blackout, son las reinas del lugar, ⚽ Chapulinas lloran, no pueden soportar. 🎯 Se van apaleadas, qué pena les da, 🏆 y todo el estadio se pone a gritar: ¡BLACKOUT! (Outro - coro de burla de la afición) 🎶 Ohhh Irene, no paraste ni unaaa… Ohhh Xaviera, otra vez en el suelo… Lola, no hables, esto ya se acabó… BLACKOUT CAMPEONAS, ESTO SE TERMINÓ. 🎶

Într-o seara stătea Pariziuți în pat și a vrut sa mănânce parizer . Sa dus la mega sa ia 2 kile de parizer . Când a ajuns la mega a văzut parizerul și sa dus sa îl ia . A plătit și fericit fiind mergea ca un parizer super fericit pe strada . Cine va ia furat parizerul din mana și pariziuți a început sa plângă cu muștar . Când a ajuns acasă a umplut taota casa cu veceuri skibidi umplute cu muștar . Dar el aflase ca mai avea 100 de grame de parizer în frigider . Pariziuti a sărit în sus cu tot cu șuncă de pe el de fericire . El a început sa danseze din șunci și ii puteai șuncile a Brown monșer. Dar asta nu îl deranja pe pariziuti ca el avea parizer . Parizer și pAriziutiiiiiiiiii . Împreună mereu parizer și pariziuti mereu de atunci parizerul nu a mai lipsit din frigiderul lui pariziuti

Tu room mein aata hai, baatein shuru, Ek minute mein itni, kahan se karein shuru? Phir aati hai hansi, aawaz aisi ajeeb, Jaise koi gadha cheekh raha ho kareeb. Aur jab socha ki aur bura nahi ho sakta, Tu puchta hai sawaal, bilkul hi bakwaas. 'Kya aasmaan neela hai?' puchta hai haske, Dude, upar dekh! Kahan se karein shuru?" (Tu room mein aata hai, baatein shuru, Ek minute mein itni, kahan se karein shuru? Phir aati hai hansi, aawaz aisi ajeeb, Jaise koi gadha cheekh raha ho kareeb. Aur jab socha ki aur bura nahi ho sakta, Tu puchta hai sawaal, bilkul hi bakwaas. 'Kya aasmaan neela hai?' puchta hai haske, Dude, upar dekh! Kahan se karein shuru?)

चूत पे तेरा नाम लिख लिया, तेरे लन्ड को मुंह में रख लिया रे, तेरे बिना अधूरी हूँ मैं राजा अब तो लेने भीतर आजा, तेरे नाम की मेहंदी रचा दी चूत पे अब ये छेद किसी और को ना दूंगी रे, तेरे सपनों की राहों मेंही चलूँगी साजन, तेरे लन्ड सिवा अब कुछ और ना लूंगी रे तेरे लन्ड से जो मिठास बहती है, मेरे दिल की हर धड़कन चखती जाए रे आजा बाहों में, छुपा के चोददे मुझको बरना ख्वाबों में ही चोदता रह जाए रे आजा चोदले राजा मुझको, तेरी चाहत मिटा दूंगी, तेरे नाम की मेहंदी रचा दी चूत पे अब ये छेद किसी और को ना दूंगी, तेरे सपनों की राहों मेंही चूदलूँगी साजन तेरे लन्ड सिवा अब कुछ और ना लूंगी रे।

Karthik Kumar vachhadoch! Peddaga cheppukodaginodoch! Maatalu lekkalu leni vaade… Adugesthe aatakatte vaade! Joker… Joker… No.1! Edisthe lekkale, navvithe narakame! Medhassu unnattu natistadu… Kani burra gongura kaye! Okate phalitam edho ostadanta, Exam raste ranke kaadanta! Cricket aadite duck avutadu, Tappakunda dress maarchalesinde! Joker… Joker… No.1! Maatalake oppistadu, chetallo oppinchaledu! Vaignanikam goppaga maatladutadu, YouTube tips tho baga debbatintadu! Are! Talent ante neeku telsa? Paper leak kakunda raayagalava? Dappikeste nuvve burraki mudda, Jeevithamlo pass avutava neevadda!! Karthik Kumar – Horaahori! Avataaram chusthe chaala dangeri! Jeevithaniki joke la untadu, Kaani mana andariki kick testadu! This song will make Karthik laugh, cry, or run away—all at the same time! Now, go ahead and sing it with full swag!

In the morning, mist turns to dew, On the fields, a touch so true. From the rivers, a gentle sigh, Evaporation reaching high. [Verse 2] Sunshine warms the rolling hills, Tiny droplets dance with thrills. Up they rise to meet the sky, Forming clouds where dreams can fly.