The Fartmonster

[Verse] Tum hi mera pyar ho meri bahaar ho Duniya meri tumse hai dil ke paar ho Har ghadi main saath chaloon tere saath mein Tu hai mera sab kuch chand aur raath mein [Chorus] Tum hi ho roshni jo chandni banay Mitti ke sapno ko haqiqat mein sajay Dil ke har kona tumse saja hai Tum hi duniya ho jo zad pe rakhay [Verse 2] Teri hassi se bahaar aayen mere woh din Tumse hai ehsaas zindagi ka dhun Na ho koi shikayat tum mera aasra Tumhi mere sawaalon ka hai faasla [Bridge] Zindagi ki dor hai teri ungliyon mein Roshni bikher gayi tere jazbaaton mein Mujhe mil gaya hai saath ka ek sukoon Koi khaali pal ab kabhi na ho begun [Chorus] Tum hi ho roshni jo chandni banay Mitti ke sapno ko haqiqat mein sajay Dil ke har kona tumse saja hai Tum hi duniya ho jo zad pe rakhay [Outro] Har zubaan meri ab sirf tera naam le Tu hai mera sab kuch mera ek kaam le Dil ki leharon ka hai bas tu hi safar Tum hi ho bandagi meri tumha woh asar

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[Verse] They gathered round in Philly town the summer blazing bright With quills in hand they made a stand to fight for what was right No kings or crowns no chains or doubts they wrote the words so true Equality and liberty for me and yes for you [Chorus] Freedom's call it rang so tall it echoed through the land The people cheered the truth was clear united we would stand The parchment held the hopes they spelled of life and right to be Declaration of a nation bold and strong and free [Verse 2] "We hold these truths as self-evident" the words began to soar That all were equal under skies with rights forevermore Pursue your joy through sweat and toil no tyrant on the throne A people's voice a sovereign choice the seeds of freedom sown [Chorus] Freedom's call it rang so tall it echoed through the land The people cheered the truth was clear united we would stand The parchment held the hopes they spelled of life and right to be Declaration of a nation bold and strong and free [Bridge] Through battles fierce and trials steep they vowed they'd never break Each line they wrote a bond of hope a future they would stake With courage near and justice dear the legacy began A shout for all to rise or fall as kin hand in hand [Chorus] Freedom's call it rang so tall it echoed through the land The people cheered the truth was clear united we would stand The parchment held the hopes they spelled of life and right to be Declaration of a nation bold and strong and free

**"Poker Night at the Tavern"** *(To the tune of "King of the Road")* *Verse 1* Six-thirty on a Monday night, The tavern’s buzzing, the mood is right. Five pounds to buy in, rebuys ‘til eight, The cards are shuffled, the stakes are great. Matt’s at the table, Stacey’s in the zone, Danny’s got a poker face like stone. Josh and Bailey are ready to play, Sean’s wagging his tail, it’s a poker Monday! *Chorus* Poker night, oh poker night, At the tavern in Barnstaple, the stakes are tight. Five pounds to play, rebuys ‘til eight-thirty, With Mike and Ryan, it’s a party hearty! *Verse 2* Sam’s got the chips, he’s dealin’ the hand, Mike’s got a plan, he’s takin’ a stand. Ryan’s bluffin’, but we all know, He’s got a tell when his foot starts to go. The laughter’s loud, the drinks are flowin’, The cards are flyin’, the tension’s growin’. It’s a Barnstaple tradition, the best in town, Poker night’s where legends are found. *Chorus* Poker night, oh poker night, At the tavern in Barnstaple, the stakes are tight. Five pounds to play, rebuys ‘til eight-thirty, With Mike and Ryan, it’s a party hearty! *Verse 3* Eight-thirty comes, the rebuys are done, The final table’s where the fun’s begun. Stacey’s all in, Danny’s got a pair, Josh is smilin’, but does he dare? Bailey’s got a flush, Sean’s barkin’ away, Sam’s got a straight, it’s a winning day. Mike’s the host, keepin’ it fair, Ryan’s the joker with a story to share. *Chorus* Poker night, oh poker night, At the tavern in Barnstaple, the stakes are tight. Five pounds to play, rebuys ‘til eight-thirty, With Mike and Ryan, it’s a party hearty! *Outro* So if you’re in Barnstaple on a Monday night, Head to the tavern, the mood’s just right. Five pounds to play, rebuys ‘til eight-thirty, With Matt, Stacey, Danny, Josh, Bailey, Sean, Sam, Mike, and Ryan, it’s a party hearty!

[Verse] ما هر روز توی میدان با قلبی پر از ایمان همیشه با امید، جلو میریم تیم ما هیچوقت نمی‌گیره فریمان [Verse 2] تو آموزشگاه حمید یاد می‌گیری با ما به اوج رویاها می‌پری قوی و هدفمند مثل موج زندگی‌تو بساز، بیا همین امروز [Chorus] حمید تیم حرفه‌ای، همیشه قوی با هم می‌سازیم یه دنیای نو هدف‌هامون می‌درخشه توی شب توی سختی‌هامون داریم بازو به بازو [Verse] ربات‌ها می‌سازی مثل ستاره با دانشی که جز ما نداره ما با هم همیشه رو آینده زندگی رو می‌ریزیم تو ترانه [Bridge] قصه‌مون هست از جنس تلاش دنیایی بهتر، با شوق لاش توی آموزشگاه، این مسیر روشنه می‌ریم جلو، هرگز نداره مانعش [Chorus] حمید تیم حرفه‌ای، همیشه دلیر هر چیزی که بخوای، باهات می‌گیره مسیر هدف‌هامون روشن مثل خورشید صبح با این تیم، رویاها می‌شن شفاف‌تر از قبل

[Verse] Яскравий лагідний екран горить Рядки мигтять мов зливи слід Клікни сюди весь світ чекає Твоя допитливість все ламає [Chorus] Клікбайт світло манить ночі Він танцює прямо в очі Теми Скандали Фейки Страх Два клікa і ти на гачках [Verse 2] Заголовки з іскрою грають Від них екрани вибухають Хто любить хвилю хай тримай Хоч правда десь летить через край [Chorus] Клікбайт тягне наче магніт В полон бере і кожен пік Думки плутає без жалю А я в новинах тону знову [Bridge] Лиш клік – тобі обіцяють світ Та знаєш це солодкий міф Він вабить доки витрачена мить Мрія порожня і все летить [Chorus] Клікбайт світло манить ночі Він танцює прямо в очі Теми Скандали Фейки Страх Два клікa і ти на гачках

[Verse] Click that play it's time to roll He's bringing vibes to rock your soul Adventures bold and stories wild Tune in now don’t touch that dial [Chorus] Man’s channel’s live taking flight Bright ideas in the spotlight Big laughs dash of crazy too Streaming life fresh just for you [Verse 2] Fixing things and cracking jokes Life hacks shared with all the folks Cooking spice or DIY He’s the man you can't deny [Chorus] Man’s channel’s live taking flight Bright ideas in the spotlight Big laughs dash of crazy too Streaming life fresh just for you [Bridge] From sunrise dawn to late-night grind He’s here to entertain unwind Pull up a chair and stay awhile This man’s channel redefines style [Chorus] Man’s channel’s live taking flight Bright ideas in the spotlight Big laughs dash of crazy too Streaming life fresh just for you

[Verse] Farkında değil gölgeler geçerken Sessizce terk ettik biz bu kentten Bir yolculuktu sanki bitmeyen Ama son nefeste kaldı her neden [Verse 2] Farkında değildik zamanın aktığından Tutamadık elleri geçmişin ardından Anılar kaldı sessizce yangından Kirlenmiş sokaklarda adımızdan [Chorus] Farkında değildik aşkın suskunluğunu Sarılmışken hissettik yolun sonunu Bir rüya gibiydi düşlerde dokundu Farkında değildik ayrılığın kokusunu [Verse 3] Yıldızlar söndü göğün derinliğinde Kaybolduk biz aşkın o serinliğinde Bir mevsim geçer gibi sessizliğinde Ruhlarımız kaldı ortak bir sarnıçta [Bridge] Farkında değil bakışların kurudu Kanadı bir çiçek dalında unuttu Sesin hala yankılanıyor umutlu Hüzünde bulduk kaderin puslusunu [Chorus] Farkında değildik aşkın suskunluğunu Sarılmışken hissettik yolun sonunu Bir rüya gibiydi düşlerde dokundu Farkında değildik ayrılığın kokusunu

Hey there, in the hallways of middle school crowded, Where all drama goes down, that's just the rule. Jenna's crushing, and it's causing her sweat, Balancing her friendships while she's in danger of defeat. Crushing hard, oh man, it's complicated, In a swirl of emotions, love is underrated. With her art and dreams, she's finding her way, In this emotional puzzle, day by day. Sketchbooks and daydreams, she's writing her fate, With friends by their side, they make and share. But when the crush turns real, the stakes are high, Racing heart, should she take the fall? Crushing hard, dude, it's all so complicated, Love is underrated in a sea of feelings generated. With her art and dreams, she's paving her own way, In this labyrinth of emotions, day by day. Friendship is the way, but romance is a game, Trying to be real while feeling lame. With each glance they share, each laugh they exchange, Jenna's gotta know if he's feeling the same page. So she grabs a pen, and allows her heart to fly, Finding her way, allowing her colors to pour out and fly. Through every up and down, she's learning to be tough, In this life thing, it's the stories that are sung. Crushing hard, man, it's all so complicated, In a world of emotions, love is what gets neglected. With her art and dreams, she's finding her way, In this emotional maze, day by day. So here's to the crushes that make our hearts shine, In "Crush," that's where it all starts to shine. Hold on to each moment, through the fight and the fun, 'Cause every little crush is just a part of our life.

*Verse 1* Every night in the tavern, I see them all, Laughing and drinking, having a ball. Nicola’s smile, it lights up the room, With Sean at my feet, chasing the broom. Jeff and Gary, they’re always near, Sharing a pint, spreading good cheer. The pool table’s busy on Sunday night, And poker on Monday feels just right. *Chorus* My tavern will go on, Through quizzes and pints, it’s never gone. Five pounds on Friday, the crowd’s alive, Saturday’s buzzing, we’re thriving and jive. San Miguel in hand, the staff’s the best, In Barnstaple’s tavern, we’re truly blessed. My tavern will go on, and on, and on… *Verse 2* Tuesday nights, the quizzes begin, Teams are laughing, everyone wins. Nicola’s by my side, my guiding light, Together we keep the mood just right. Sean’s wagging tail, he’s part of the crew, Jeff and Gary, they’re loyal and true. The pool cues click, the cards are dealt, In this little tavern, there’s no one else. *Chorus* My tavern will go on, Through quizzes and pints, it’s never gone. Five pounds on Friday, the crowd’s alive, Saturday’s buzzing, we’re thriving and jive. San Miguel in hand, the staff’s the best, In Barnstaple’s tavern, we’re truly blessed. My tavern will go on, and on, and on… *Bridge* Near, far, wherever they are, The locals come, from near and far. The bar is warm, the laughter’s strong, In this little tavern, we all belong. Nicola’s love, it keeps me strong, With Sean by my side, we can’t go wrong. Jeff and Gary, they’re always here, With every pint, we conquer fear. *Chorus* My tavern will go on, Through quizzes and pints, it’s never gone. Five pounds on Friday, the crowd’s alive, Saturday’s buzzing, we’re thriving and jive. San Miguel in hand, the staff’s the best, In Barnstaple’s tavern, we’re truly blessed. My tavern will go on, and on, and on… *Outro* My tavern will go on, Through laughter and love, it’s never gone. With Nicola, Sean, Jeff, and Gary too, This little tavern’s a dream come true. My tavern will go on, and on, and on....

Verse 1: We rise with the sun, flawless and divine, Every step we take, we’re crossing every line. Mhiemasaur leads, with power in her voice, We follow her command; it’s our ultimate choice. Pre-Chorus: Together we stand, unshaken and bold, Through fire and storms, our story is told. We’re not just a group; we’re a legacy made, A force unstoppable, never to fade. Chorus: We’re the New Bitch Army, fierce and supreme, Beauty and strength, we’re living the dream. Under Mhiemasaur’s rule, we conquer it all, No challenge too great; we’ll never fall. Verse 2: By day we slay with elegance and grace, By night we toast to victories we embrace. Our bond unbreakable, our spirits high, Together we soar, no limit to the sky. Pre-Chorus: We fight as one, through every test, With Mhiemasaur guiding us to be our best. Through trials and pain, we’ll always prevail, The New Bitch Army will never fail. Chorus: We’re the New Bitch Army, fierce and supreme, Beauty and strength, we’re living the dream. Under Mhiemasaur’s rule, we conquer it all, No challenge too great; we’ll never fall. Bridge: Raise your glass to the nights we own, To battles fought and victories shown. Mhiemasaur’s power keeps us aligned— A sisterhood eternal, forever combined. Chorus: We’re the New Bitch Army, fierce and supreme, Beauty and strength, we’re living the dream. Under Mhiemasaur’s rule, we conquer it all, No challenge too great; we’ll never fall. Outro: With beauty unmatched and hearts of fire, We rise together under Mhiemasaur’s empire. The New Bitch Army reigns without fear— Unstoppable queens year after year.

[Verse] Me salvaste el día con tu bondad Un acto tan simple cambió mi realidad La tinta en el papel Tu letra divina Un gesto pequeño que al cielo me inclina [Verse 2] Entre hojas y dudas me encontraba perdido Tú con tu sonrisa Me has sostenido No solo una hoja Me diste tu tiempo Eres mi refugio Mi mejor aliento [Chorus] Gracias amiga por ser mi luz En este laberinto donde todo es un plus Tu apoyo eterno Tu risa fiel Eres más que amiga Eres un pincel [Verse 3] Que pinta colores en mis días grises Mil aventuras y sus matices Tarea prestada Amistad compartida Me ayudas siempre Me cuidas la vida [Bridge] Más que las letras que escribiste allí Está tu corazón brillando por mí Nada más valioso que eso en mi mente Tu cariño puro siempre está presente [Chorus] Gracias amiga por ser mi luz En este laberinto donde todo es un plus Tu apoyo eterno Tu risa fiel Eres más que amiga Eres un pincel