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(Verse 1 – Match Build-up 🤣) Aaj hai match, sabka BP high! Padosi ka TV toota last July! Abba ne bola "Beta namaaz padh lo," Beta bola "Pehle score check kar lo!" (Verse 2 – Shaheen vs Rohit Ka Scene 🤪) Shaheen daudta, full energy, Rohit bola, "Arey chill kar ji!" Pehli ball pe char, doosri ball pe chhakka! Pakistani bowler bole "Yaar ye kya bakwaas ka jhatka!?" (Chorus – Stadium Madness! 🎉) 🎤 INDIA INDIA! Chai pi lo! 🎤 PAKISTAN PAKISTAN! Dua bhi lo! Ball hawa mein, fielder neeche, Pak ke fans bole "Arey Allah ji, kyu dukh deeche?" (Verse 3 – 2007 Ka Badla 🤭) 2007 ka final yaad hai kya? Misbah ka scoop aur Bhajji ka gussa! Sreesanth ne catch liya, sab khatam, Pakistani fans bole, "Ye kya sitam!" 2011 mein Mohali ka dukh, Sachin ka fifty aur Afridi ka shukh! Wahab ki ball, Dhoni ka bat, Semi-final haar ke, sab bhool gaye chat! (Bridge – 2022 Ka Jazba 😂) T20 mein Virat ne dikhaya kamaal, Shaheen ka Yorker gaya bekaar! Har ball pe stress, dilon ka test, Pak ke fans bole "Bas bhai, no contest!" (Last Over Ke Popat! 🤣) 10 run chahiye, last over ka time, Pak ka bowler socha "Macha dunga crime!" Kohli ne maara, ball gayi hawaa mein, Fielder soch raha "Ye toh gaya Dubai mein!" (Final Chorus – Full Taang Kheechai! 🎊) INDIA INDIA! Trophy hamari! PAKISTAN PAKISTAN! Naseeb tumhari! Aaj Twitter pe memes chalayenge, Pakistan wale "Match fix hai" chillaayenge!

Ek ladka tha naam Ass Mint, Masti mein karta tha har hint, Ek din bola ek ladki ko, "Tum toh lagti ho South Africa ki currency, bro!" Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ladka tha mast magan, Par phir hua ek bada accident! Ladki boli, "Kya bakwas?" Tera dimaag hai ya bigda sa glass? Itne mein aa gaya momos wala, Uska bhi tha garam masala! Ass Mint ne fir maari ek aur line, "Mujhse shaadi karle, tu hai divine!" Par ladki ki aankh bhadki, Momos wale bhai ki garmi chadh gayi! Usne uthaya ek garam momo, Aur maara Ass Mint pe dhomo-dhomo, Ek punch diya naak pe zor, Ass Mint gir gaya seedha floor! Arrey Ass Mint, Ass Mint, Teri baatein ultra mint, Ab tu lesson seekh le bhai, Kisi ko mat bol currency bhai! Ab Ass Mint hai samajhdar, Pehle sochta fir karta pyaar, Momos wala bhi cool ho gaya, Ab sab kuch rule ho gaya!

1. Matematica mă bântuie iar, Cu formule fără hotar! Încerc să scap, dar e în zadar, Că vine testul... iar și iar! 2. X și Y s-au ascuns, Le caut dar... niciun răspuns! Ecuațiile mă învârt în cerc, Mai bine mă fac detectiv expert! 3. Matematica e ca un blestem, De fiecare dată mă prinde în tren! Adună stres, împarte durere, Și tot nu-mi iese exercițiul, n-am putere! 4. Radicali, integrale, Mă pierd printre fractale! Cine-a zis că e ușor, Să-ncerce el să ia un zece... cu spor!

(Verse 1) Yo Ayu, sun zara, sach ka samna kar, Homework likhna to door, tu to copy bhi na kar! Main second aata hoon, par first ka hai daav, Dekisugi topper hai? Bhai, wo to bas mera naukar sawaal! (Verse 2) Tu bolega kalam thi gayab, copy gayi udhar, Par tu khud hai wo jo class mein sota baar baar! Dekisugi likhta mere liye, wo topper ka crown, Par asli boss kaun hai? Mera naam likh le down! (Chorus) Kyun ki tu... tu... kar nahi sakta! Sach ye hai bhai, tu bas akal se sasta! Kyun ki tu... tu... likh nahi sakta! Isliye tere excuse pe duniya hai hasta! (Verse 3) Tu sochta hai ladki se life banegi fun, Par ek din padhai chhod, tera jalayegi mann! Mujhe nahi chahiye girlfriend, na shaadi ka jhanjhat, Main karunga bas paise se rishta, career mera best cut! (Bridge) Teri life romance mein atki rahegi, Meri success chaand tak patki rahegi! Ek din main banunga karodpati, Tu rahega Insta mein dooba, jalega sasti ghat! (Outro) Ladki ki chah mein tu karega faltu work, Aur main banaunga apni duniya mein homework!

Not in your wildest dreams or waking moments

(Verse 1) Jado sadak’an te nikli Thar meri Kala rang fire, jivein rakhdi ae ferr meri Side seat te kudi, full slay mode Hath vich coffee, par attitude cold (Chorus) Oh matt black Thar ch ghoomde aa Munde nafrat, kudiyaan choomde aa Tere jivein classy, Thar vi high Jithe vi jaayiye, vibe banayi (Verse 2) Akkhan vich chhapa, gloss vich shine Sade naal chale, baby top di line Peeche bass full, hoodie vi black Thar ch baithe, duniya lagge snack (Chorus) Oh matt black Thar ch ghoomde aa Munde nafrat, kudiyaan choomde aa Tere jivein classy, Thar vi high Jithe vi jaayiye, vibe banayi (Bridge) Kudi di heels, Thar da stance Dono match karde, full finance Jihde modde utton langhdi ae Thar Ohde dilan ch hamesha rehnda ae dard (Outro) Throttle dabbi, highway te race Teri meri vibe, jivein Thar di grace Jithe vi jaayiye, hawa v rukdi Matt black Thar, kudi vi jukdi 🔥 #MattBlackThar #TharXQueen 🔥 Attitude wali vibe pasand aayi?

한나 업

"Kanavil Aadum Aval" (Verse 1 - Soft & Melancholic) Unna paarkum pothum naan enna maraindhiduven, Nizhal pola un pin varum vazhi thediduven... Un siripin osai mazhai polavae, En nenjil vizhundhu valikkuma.............. Kan parkum thoorathila, Un ninaivugal alivadhillai... Un azhagu eedaeillai? Nee ? (Pre-Chorus - Pain & Longing) Kanavil un mugam thondrum, en uyir thedum, Aanaal kaigal thoda mudiyavillai... Nee thendral pola en vaazhvai kadanthu En love ku potuta ellai ... (Chorus - Emotional & Deep) en kaadhal… unaku puriyala… Kanavinil nee… nanum nadikkala…, Na una marakala... (Verse 2 - The Realization) Kaalam poga oru varthai solluvaayo? Kannir thaniya en thaalaatu paaduvaayo? Un vaasam matum thangum idam thedi, En nenjam iravu thudikkuma... Naan paadum paadalum nee kaetkala... Naan veesa thudikkum kaatru nee thaane... Indha oar kodiyin kadaisi viragu pola, Kaathirupen nee vara varaikkum... (Bridge - Intensity Builds, Heartbreak Peaks) Naan irundhaalum, nee marandhaalum, Kanavinil mattum nee irundhiduva... Anaal adhaiyum nee marandhiduva, En peyarai koopidum vaanam... Nee athai kaetka thavikkuma? (Final Chorus - High Emotion, Love Lost) Kaadhal en kaadhal… unaku puriyala… Kanavinil nee… nee nadikkala… Na una marakala... (Outro - Fading, Acceptance & Solitude) Un mugam thaane en ulagame... Un ninaivugal thaane en vaazhkaiye... Un kaadhil mudhal murai solli vidu... "Naan irupen unnaiye nenaithu "

You seen my heat I ain’t shy about it But you aint seen my crazy And I aint lyin about it Just keep push in and cut in While I’m tick in And when I go boom it’s all over See I was serious and not delirious When I told you to stop treating me like a trick You just keep doin it Now the fuse on my tick Is at the end of the line and you out of time And it will be sublime To make you pay in real time And not just in my mind I told you crazy would come And he has arrived and deprived No use to run or hide And your flappin shit wont help anymore You showed yourself as I dont want you anymore. You make me sick and I will forget you but until then you wouldn’t listen and now he’s risen and on commission Until he’s done To right the wrongs From you and your crew Don’t be stunn you knew This would happen and you make him snap and Destroy what hurts him now and here’s the new vow As black as my witness to this sickness his quickness Will sting you and then he whisper This is what you deserve To be hurt and bleed while others observe Your stinch and seed color the dirt and you leave He’s hungry for respect For his name and revenge and It’s time you paid up for all the stuntin you did It’s on your head But lucky for you I know what to do And collar the crazy and Make him so sleep deep in And with a vicious mouth I say you aint worth it anyway You just a ho bitch stunt and this is the end And I’m simply walkin Away You been too cold Tell cray cray good by and to you I say Fuck off and good day.

ادركت بأن السهل الممتنع مناسب تنجح بتعمق قلمك والمعنى وفي اذن هالاغبياء راسب شذنبي اذا انا اكتب فوق مستواكم انت خلك مميز بسهلك وانا سلسلة جبال وراكم مالكم تأثير اعمى البصيرة اعمى مهما ملك من البصر نصيب كانك خطيب يلعب بأموال المسجد يرمي بدراهم ويقول الدنيا فانية بمواساة الفقير اقوالك تنافي افعالك طول الاسبوع معرص ويوم الجمعة بلستوري تصور صلاتك وترى بلأوفر سايز ماادركت الحضارة نرجسيتك طغت عمرك ماصليت استخارة الاسبوع الاول في دبي تدردع بالبار والاسبوع الثاني في المسجد تصلي تسلم عالجار كنك صانع للعهر استثمار او كانك مريض وتنشر عدوة العار ماتنمحي بلأ ستغفار تسمي ال١٦ line بارت نسمع في كل سطر fart ولا جاريت احد ففتي ففتي مخك empty مبروك يبنت سقتي سقتي امها بلهبل بس من فصختك جدة مالبستي استمر وانا بستمر سايلنت بس اسفزازي استنكار اتسند وستمتع استسلم بلساني اسن عليك استقرار استجمار بسبع اصابع سايبه لانه الكل شافها بستحضار مالها مواسم كل من سله نالها مسبلها لحمار ابتسم الكل راكبك متوفر اكثر من قطارات سار

### **Steve (Minecraft) vs. The Terrarian (Terraria) – Rap Battle** 🎤🔥 *(Beat drops – pixelated trap with retro chiptune vibes 🎶)* #### **[Verse 1: Steve]** It’s Steve in the game, block by block, Diamond sword swingin’, you’re gettin’ rocked! I build my world, you dig in the dirt, I craft my fate, you just get hurt. I slay the Ender, I conquer the Nether, Your 2D world? Man, I’ve seen better. I got the Redstone, I run the scene, Your little pixels can’t mess with me! #### **[Verse 2: The Terrarian]** Oh, look, it's Steve, all basic and plain, Punching a tree just to start his game. I got potions, I got wings, Magic, bullets, I bring the bling! Your Nether’s weak, my Hell is wild, I take down bosses, you run like a child. Moon Lord's fallin’, what’s your threat? A purple dragon? Man, I’m not impressed! #### **[Verse 3: Steve]** You talk about wings, but you stay two-flat, I’m open-world, your map’s so whack! I make my own tools, I tame the mobs, While you need loot just to do your job. I ride the rails, I strike with skill, One creeper BOOM and you’re outta the field. Your bosses? Ha! I’ll dig their graves, Just like I dig diamonds every day! #### **[Verse 4: The Terrarian]** I got magic books, I shoot blue beams, You got wooden planks? That’s your dream? Every biome, I own the fight, You just sleep through your Minecraft nights! I break the world with just one blast, You can’t even crouch—stay in the past! You hear that sound? It’s me, I’m near, Battle’s done, you should disappear! *(Beat fades – sound of a pickaxe breaking 🎮🔚)* Who won? Who’s next? **YOU** decide! 🔥