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Jazz
Romanian
Humorous, satirical, and irreverent
Suitable for comedic performances, party atmospheres, or satirical reviews
Utilizes repetitive phrasing and playful rhymes typical of jazz influences, along with an ironic narrative style
चूत पे तेरा नाम लिख लिया, तेरे लन्ड को मुंह में रख लिया रे, तेरे बिना अधूरी हूँ मैं राजा अब तो लेने भीतर आजा, तेरे नाम की मेहंदी रचा दी चूत पे अब ये छेद किसी और को ना दूंगी रे, तेरे सपनों की राहों मेंही चलूँगी साजन, तेरे लन्ड सिवा अब कुछ और ना लूंगी रे तेरे लन्ड से जो मिठास बहती है, मेरे दिल की हर धड़कन चखती जाए रे आजा बाहों में, छुपा के चोददे मुझको बरना ख्वाबों में ही चोदता रह जाए रे आजा चोदले राजा मुझको, तेरी चाहत मिटा दूंगी, तेरे नाम की मेहंदी रचा दी चूत पे अब ये छेद किसी और को ना दूंगी, तेरे सपनों की राहों मेंही चूदलूँगी साजन तेरे लन्ड सिवा अब कुछ और ना लूंगी रे।
Karthik Kumar vachhadoch! Peddaga cheppukodaginodoch! Maatalu lekkalu leni vaade… Adugesthe aatakatte vaade! Joker… Joker… No.1! Edisthe lekkale, navvithe narakame! Medhassu unnattu natistadu… Kani burra gongura kaye! Okate phalitam edho ostadanta, Exam raste ranke kaadanta! Cricket aadite duck avutadu, Tappakunda dress maarchalesinde! Joker… Joker… No.1! Maatalake oppistadu, chetallo oppinchaledu! Vaignanikam goppaga maatladutadu, YouTube tips tho baga debbatintadu! Are! Talent ante neeku telsa? Paper leak kakunda raayagalava? Dappikeste nuvve burraki mudda, Jeevithamlo pass avutava neevadda!! Karthik Kumar – Horaahori! Avataaram chusthe chaala dangeri! Jeevithaniki joke la untadu, Kaani mana andariki kick testadu! This song will make Karthik laugh, cry, or run away—all at the same time! Now, go ahead and sing it with full swag!
[Verse] ወርክየ ወርክየ እ ወርክየ ስልሽ አ አቤት በይኝና እ አዝናኝኝ ባክሽ አ ትምህርት ቤት ላይ እ [Verse 2] ያይን ሻወር ይዞኝ አ እንዴት ላድርግ ባክሽ እ ንገሪኝ ባክሽ ውይ Jelaybed jelaybed Werkalem ney [Chorus] ወርክየ ወርክየ እ በኔ ይቀርብ ይሄ መንገድ በኔ ይደርስ ስለና ፍቅር እንገራም ቆይች እኛ [Verse 3] አዝናኝኝ ሞቃት ሰኔ በቀኝ ተደርስሽ አትጊና አሮጊ ወይም አጣኝ ወርክ ታዳጊ እኔና አንቺ ወርክ [Bridge] ወርክየ ወርክየ አንዲ እንዳንታጀግን
En el cielo de un sueño roto, caminas sobre el filo del viento, las sombras se funden en tu rostro y tus ojos buscan el tiempo perdido. El río de la luna se deshace, y el eco de tus pasos se desvanece, quieres ser la luz que nunca arde, pero el silencio te consume, te pertenece. Coro Dime, ¿quién es el dueño de este mundo? Si cada estrella es un grito mudo, y el amor se ahoga en el olvido, bajo un cielo que nunca ha comprendido. Verso 2 El sol se esconde detrás de los muros, las palabras se disuelven en los murmullo, y tú, vagabunda del tiempo inmenso, te pierdes en el susurro de un verso incierto. El mar llora por tus manos vacías, y el viento toca las puertas perdidas, quieres ser el alma de la noche, pero el día te roba la memoria. Coro Dime, ¿quién es el dueño de este mundo? Si cada estrella es un grito mudo, y el amor se ahoga en el olvido, bajo un cielo que nunca ha comprendido. Puente Y en cada paso que das, el universo se cierra, como una flor que se disuelve en su propio ser. Nos perdemos entre las sombras del alma, pero al final, ¿qué queda más que el amanecer? Coro final Dime, ¿quién es el dueño de este mundo? Si cada estrella es un grito mudo, y el amor se ahoga en el olvido, bajo un cielo que nunca ha comprendido.
**"Where the Light Meets the Dark"** *(Verse)* I’ve walked through shadows, felt the weight of the night, But you’re the spark that turns the wrongs to right. In the quiet of the chaos, in the still of the fight, You’re the anchor in the waves, my guiding light. *(Chorus)* Here we are, where the light meets the dark, A fragile flame that still leaves its mark. Through every storm, through every spark, I’ll find my way to where you are
--- Title: Wayne the Nerd (Who Wets Himself) (Verse 1) Wayne is small, Wayne is bright, Plays with his D every night. Glasses thick, pants too high, Tries to talk to girls, but he’s too shy. (Chorus) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Spilled his drink, now his vision"s blurred. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! (Verse 2) Can’t drive a car, can’t reach the wheel, Rides his bike, but it lost a wheel. Loves his comics, loves to code, But when he gets scared, well… it just explodes. (Chorus) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Spilled his drink, now his vision"s blurred. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! (Bridge - Slow and Dramatic) One day Wayne will rise up tall, (Well… not literally, not at all). He’ll own his quirks, he’ll own his fate, But for now, he’s peeing at a rapid rate. (Final Chorus - Big and Epic!) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Tried to flex, but his muscles hurt. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! ---
Manuel, Manuel, es un niño pendejito Come semen y verga todos los dias Y cuando va al baño, oh qué sorpresa Caga verde, caga verde, ¡qué cosa más estupida! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño loco, ¡no te preocupes! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque come huevos de toro Come más frutas y verduras" Y Manuel responde: "no, mamá, quiero semen" Y cuando va al baño, oh qué alegría Caga verde, caga verde, ¡es una fiesta! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño gay, ¡no te preocupes!Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque toma semen de toro Manuel es un niño feliz Come pene y juega con sus huevos Y aunque caga verde, no se preocupa Porque sabe que es homosexual Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño gay, ¡no te preocupes! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque come pene
[Verse] دعاء يا قمر الليل الاحمر تضحك تطير مثل الطائر بضحكتها تفتح زهرة الصبار وتدردش مع الكبار و الصغار [Verse 2] تتكلم مع الوردة والنحلة تفهم لغة الهواء والطلّه تجمع نكت من الشوارع والاحياء كأنها عنوان السعادة والبقاء [Chorus] دعاء يا حبوبة يا رهيبة ضحكتك حاجة عجيبة تحول الليل الى النهار تاخذ العالم في رحلة سار [Verse 3] عمّالها تتكاثر زي النمل في كل مكان تجدها زي النخل تفاجئنا بقصصها كل مرة وتثري قلوبنا بحبها يا سبحان الله [Bridge] ضحكتها تلخبط الموازين تخلي الناس تغني الحان تضحك معاها حتّى الليل دعاء هي الحلم الجميل [Chorus] دعاء يا حبوبة يا رهيبة ضحكتك حاجة عجيبة تحول الليل الى النهار تاخذ العالم في رحلة سار
**Title: "Queer Theory" (A Pride Parody of "Wesley's Theory")** **Verse 1** *(Smooth, jazzy intro with a funky bassline)* Yeah, Uncle Sam ain’t here—it’s Auntie Divine, Whisperin’, “Baby, let’s paint the town in rainbow lines. You’re out the closet, now the world’s your runway, But watch your back, they’ll love your flair then price-gouge your parade.” They say, “Be proud! Wave that flag up high!” Then sell your tears as merch, cash in on your cry. Pride Month discounts, but where’s the reparations? They tokenize your rage, then gentrify your nations. **Chorus** *(Soulful harmonies)* Welcome to the party, where the margins got receipts, We’re loud, we’re legion, dancing in the streets. But when the glitter settles, who’s left to pay the cost? They want our rhythm, not the roots—don’t let your pride get lost. **Verse 2** *(Beat drops, faster flow)* Stonewall’s ghosts in my Docs, voguing through the flames, They tried to box us out, but we rewrote the game. Ballroom royalty, duckwalks on the cash, Coded language flipped—now “queer”’s a battle pass. Landlords hike the rent when rainbows hit the block, But we’re the architects—sashay, renovate the plot. They banned our books, but honey, we’re the shelves, Our love’s a protest song we’ll never sing to themselves. **Bridge** *(Haunting synth, spoken-word cadence)* Auntie Divine leans in, lips glossed like revolution: “They’ll drape you in their flags, then demand your absolution. But we’re the seeds that bloom in concrete, roots deep as pain, The system’s scared of joy—so dance in the hurricane.” **Outro** *(Uplifting choir, triumphant horns)* We’re the sons of Sylvia, the daughters of Marsha’s flame, Every scar a sequin, every law we’ll disobey. The future’s nonbinary, twirling in the sun, Queer theory’s simple: We. Won’t. Be. Undone. *(Fade out with a disco beat and snaps)* --- **Note**: This parody reimagines Kendrick’s critique of systemic exploitation through an LGBTQ+ lens, celebrating resilience while challenging commodification. It honors icons like Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, weaving ballroom culture and Pride’s radical roots into its rhythm.
[Verse 1] This is for your heart only, my child, my legacy, A letter wrapped in melodies, a prayer for you from me. I’ve walked through fire, stumbled in the dark, But every scar I carry lit a spark, just to guide your path. I’ve seen the streets that raised me, they whispered lies so sweet, Promised fast money, fast cars, but the cost was bittersweet. I traded dreams for schemes, lost myself in the grind, But your laughter brought me back, gave me peace of mind. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Verse 2] I was young and reckless, chasing shadows in the night, Trying to outrun the pain, but it held me tight. The system had its grip, it tried to break my soul, But your smile, my redemption, made me whole. I pray you never know the weight of chains I bore, The sleepless nights, the battles, the wars behind closed doors. But if you ever feel lost, just know I’m in your veins, A fighter’s blood runs through you, through the joy and pain. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Bridge] (Smooth jazz instrumental break, with a soulful saxophone solo) (Choir hums in harmony, building emotion) [Verse 3] I see the future in your eyes, a world so bright, so new, A chance to break the cycles, to live a life that’s true. You’re my greatest masterpiece, my reason to believe, In a love that heals, in a hope that breathes. So when the storms come rolling, and the winds start to blow, Stand tall, my love, let your light glow. For your heart only, this truth I give, In you, my child, my legacy lives. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Outro] (Choir fades out with a gentle hum, accompanied by a soft piano and smooth jazz outro) For your heart only, this is my vow, A love that time can never take away, somehow. Forever yours, in every note, in every line, This song is yours, for your heart only, for all time. (Fades out with the choir humming softly, leaving a lingering sense of warmth and love.)