Too Big For My Buns

Well, it’s Christmas Eve, and I know what that means I shouldn’t message you, but here I am, just like I always do Been watchin' every move you make, every video you post Hell, I saw your bio on TikTok—"Girls 4 Life"—what the hell, now you’re gay? Guess that’s why you left me on read, girl, I’m just another fool, But when you leave me out in the cold, hell, I keep runnin’ back With the oldest trick in the book Merry Christmas, dear, from the man you once ghosted I figured it was over, that boy from Japan, you know the one, that nerd You act like you don’t care if he’s catfishin' you or if you end up in some mess But hell, it ain’t my problem now, you made that crystal clear And when he or she hurts you, don’t you dare come back to me, Actually, go ahead, I don’t even care, 'cause here I am, still tryin' The oldest trick in the book Merry Christmas, dear, from the man you once dismissed I hope I ain’t rude, but you’re actin’ kinda prude I’m just tryna help, girl, let me confess Yeah, I think you're kinda cute, but that attitude? Well, I don’t know, You treat me like a toy, say you don’t care at all Look at me now, I’m just like you, still runnin’ back With the oldest trick in the book Merry Christmas, dear, from the man who had your back Yeah, Merry Christmas, dear, from the man who still keeps track

Verse 1: In the frosty night, under stars so bright, The Eternal Fire guild gathers, hearts alight. Guild Master Rogue, with his map unfurled, Leads us merry, through a winter world. Chorus: Jingle bells, battle yells, in the snowy fray, Eternal Fire guild, making spirits bright today. With laughter and cheer, we face the cold, Together forever, brave and bold. Verse 2: Dargo the Druid, with his fiery red hair, Trips over snow boots, gifts scattered everywhere. Mern misses cues, under mistletoe waits, Jack’s witty banter, festive jokes creates. Bridge: Cameleer sips his nog, a toast to the night, Guiding us to victory, by candlelight. Esn, silent and deadly, with a wreath in his stead, Russ heals through blizzards, no one left for dead. Verse 3: Lucency dresses, in tinsel and lights, Kroger jealous still, of her shiny delights. Sylaladin’s stockings, hung with care, Shady’s second-hand gifts, always rare. Chorus: Jingle bells, battle yells, in the snowy fray, Eternal Fire guild, making spirits bright today. With laughter and cheer, we face the cold, Together forever, brave and bold. Verse 4: Green carves the roast, with a warrior’s might, Hawn blinks through snowflakes, a magical sight. Eliasbos flips under holiday lights, Promy’s carols ring, on these joyous nights. Outro: So here’s to the guild, under the moon’s glow, Laughing and fighting, where the cold winds blow. Eternal Fire’s Christmas, merry and free, Together in spirit, around the Yule tree.

[Verse] Saw you down at the local bar, Thought you'd be smarter than to stray so far, But there you were with her in your arms, While I'd been home, keeping safe from harm. [Verse 2] You think you're clever, talking history all night, Spouting politics, thinking you're so bright, But you don't fool me, not with your cheap disguise, I'm done believing all of your lies. [Chorus] I'm done with your history lessons and sneaky ways, Don't need your politics to fill my days, Found you cheating, now we're through, Boy, I've had enough of you. [Verse 3] You were just a bore with your endless debates, Never took me dancing, never had real dates, Now you've shown your true self clear as day, Won't be fooled again by your play. [Chorus] I'm done with your history lessons and sneaky ways, Don't need your politics to fill my days, Found you cheating, now we're through, Boy, I've had enough of you. [Bridge] Thought you could hide behind those fancy words, But actions speak louder than the nonsense I heard, So take your secrets and walk on out, I'm taking back my heart, no more doubt.

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[Verse] On a crisp fall morning, we gather 'round, In Rocky Top, where legends abound. Orange and white, we take our stand, With the spirit of Neyland, hand in hand. [Verse 2] From the Smoky Mountains to the river's edge, In the heart of Dixie, we make this pledge: To uphold the honor of the Volunteer name, Through victory and heartache, always the same. [Chorus] Tennessee pride, in every cheer, Echoes across this land so dear. With courage and might, we always fight, For the Volunteers, under the bright lights. [Verse 3] Through the blood and sweat of days gone by, We've seen champions rise, we've heard eagles cry. From Peyton to Reggie, they've led the way, Their legacy lives on in us today. [Verse 4] In every town and country road, You can feel the spirit, see the orange glow. For our boys in helmets, we kneel to pray, They steal our hearts with every play. [Bridge] Under the scoreboard, we lift our hands, To the team that carries our dreams and plans. In victory's glory or defeat's sting, For the Volunteers, we'll always sing.

[Verse] Well, Jimmy's at the bar again, preachin' loud and proud, Slurrin' 'bout conspiracies, attractin' quite the crowd, He's tipsy on that old bourbon, thinking he's so wise, But all he's spreading lately is a bunch of drunken lies. [Verse 2] He claims he knows the secrets of every hidden plot, Got theories 'bout the government, no common sense he's got, When it comes to matters, he's ignorant and wrong, That barstool's like a soapbox where he sings his swan song. [Chorus] Oh, Jimmy why're you talkin' 'bout things you don't understand, You got a drink in one hand, your mouth around some brand, Spreadin' hate and nonsense, boy, don’t you see the shame, It's time to leave that bar, stop playin' this foolish game. [Verse 3] We all got dumb friends, and you're one of the best, But when you start a speechin', we all feel a bit distressed, Your views are outdated, your humor’s more than blue, Drivin' all the good folks out, leavin' just a few. [Verse 4] Remember that time in Texas, you shouted "build that wall," Got chased out by cowboys big and small, You didn't learn your lesson, you just keep getting worse, Jimmy, clean up your act before you end up in a hearse. [Chorus] Oh, Jimmy why're you talkin' 'bout things you don't understand, You got a drink in one hand, your mouth around some brand, Spreadin' hate and nonsense, boy, don’t you see the shame, It's time to leave that bar, stop playin' this foolish game.

[Verse] Close the bar at midnight, stagger to my car Whiskey on my breath, and regret's not far Turn the ignition, engine starts to whine Heading down the lonely lights of Highway 9 [Verse 2] Darkness all around me, no stars in the sky Thoughts of you come creeping, bringing tears to my eyes Speeding past the memories, trying to leave 'em all behind Who knew that this empty road would be so unkind? [Chorus] I didn’t see it coming, blinded by my tears A sudden crash of metal, hit a deer Now I’m stuck between a past I can't outrun On this lonely highway, with nowhere left to turn [Verse 3] Fumbling with my phone, no signal out this far Sitting in the wreckage, staring at the scars The smell of burning rubber, the shattered glass and blood A life that's left in shambles, sinking in the mud [Chorus] I didn’t see it coming, blinded by my tears A sudden crash of metal, hit a deer Now I’m stuck between a past I can't outrun On this lonely highway, with nowhere left to turn [Verse 4] Sirens in the distance, flashing lights up ahead Blue and red reflections on the road where I bled They pull me from the wreckage, cuff my trembling hands Life can change forever with one terrible plan

[Verse] Every morning try the key but it seems to rust My truck's got its temper and it's kinda unjust Won't start for work no it ain't got trust But it turns over fine in the evening dust [Verse 2] Got a laugh from the neighbors they think it’s a game Only cranks up at night for the neon flame Tried to fool it once but it's always the same My truck won't move for a day job shame [Chorus] Turn the ignition but it knows my heart Only roars to life when I need some spark Headed to the bar where the night’s my art My truck lights up in the dark [Verse 3] Mechanic told me son it’s all just fine Got a full tank of gas and it purrs like wine But no force can change that stubborn mind My truck’s got a soul that's simply divine [Bridge] Old rebels of the road they respect its will Legends of the night boy it gets its fill But come sunrise it’s silent on the hill My truck’s got its ways that give a thrill [Chorus] Turn the ignition but it knows my heart Only roars to life when I need some spark Headed to the bar where the night’s my art My truck lights up in the dark

Come thou pack of every flavor, Come thou treat of pure delight, Streaming from the shelves so savory, Dot’s Pretzels, golden, crisp, and bright. Tune my heart to sing thy goodness, With each salty, buttery bite, Never fail to yield the pleasure, Of Dot’s, bathed in golden light. Here I raise my hands in worship, Not to heavens high above, But to you, dear Dot's creation, Sent to me with pure, crisp love. Prone to wander, far from wisdom, I find my path with this snack, Here's my heart, Oh, take and fill it, With pretzel love and cheese in fact. Oh, that cheesy, creamy texture, From the farm, a simple grace, Meeting salty, spiced perfection, In this moment, time and space. Dot's and farmer's, a combination, That my hungry soul can’t ignore, A testament to sweet and salty, A love I must forever explore. Let the snack’s sweet, salty presence, Draw my focus far from strife, Every bite a small adventure, A pure delight in daily life. Oh, to that great pack I’m clinging, With a love that knows no end, For Dot’s Pretzels and farmer's cheese, A gift from Heaven sent. Come thou pack of every flavor, Come thou treat of pure delight, May this snack forever nourish, My taste buds, sharp and bright. Praise the pretzel, praise the cheese, This holy union, blessed and true, For in this moment, I have tasted, Joy with every salty chew.

[Verse] En el claro del bosque ella se alzó Con los ojos de fuego y pasos firmes marcó A un príncipe gruñón del reino feérico Sin temor ni recelo Su corazón sincero [Verse 2] Con una risa amarga él la despreció De alas plateadas y mirada de dolor Mas su fuerza y coraje el desafío tomaron En el juego del amor sus destinos se hallaron [Chorus] Ella Sin miedo a la noche ni al día Él Atrapado en su cruel fantasía Bailando en la bruma de sueños perdidos Dos almas opuestas Unidas en latidos [Verse 3] Caminaban los senderos Las estrellas El rumor Donde los mundos se tocan sin pedir perdón Él lanzó sus hechizos de niebla y pasión Pero su valor rompió cada ilusión [Bridge] Los misterios del bosque se susurran al viento De amores envueltos en velo sangriento Las hojas caen El tiempo se entrelaza En la historia de una chica y su príncipe Sin caza [Chorus] Ella Sin miedo a la noche ni al día Él Atrapado en su cruel fantasía Bailando en la bruma de sueños perdidos Dos almas opuestas Unidas en latidos

[Verse 1] Thomas Riedy, known far and wide, They called him “Greedy,” with a twinkle in his eye. Said, “I’m lookin’ for a prize I can hold, Somethin’ mighty, somethin’ bold.” He chased his dream, couldn’t be swayed, Till he found the one he craved. But when he got what he was askin’ for, It knocked him flat on the floor. [Chorus] That hog was too big for my buns, Too much heat for this man to run. I thought I was ready, I thought I’d won, But it turned out I was overdone. Oh, the dreams of a greedy man undone, By a hog too big for my buns. [Verse 2] He bragged in bars and whispered low, “Wait till you see what I can show.” But when the moment finally came, Greedy Riedy wasn’t the same. He shook, he trembled, he gave his best, But that hog put his strength to the test. He bit the dust, couldn’t keep the pace, And left with shame all over his face. [Chorus] That hog was too big for my buns, Too much heat for this man to run. I thought I was ready, I thought I’d won, But it turned out I was overdone. Oh, the dreams of a greedy man undone, By a hog too big for my buns. [Bridge] Sometimes we ask for more than we need, The weight of want turns into greed. Now I sit here, tired and sore, Knowin’ I can’t handle any more. [Chorus] That hog was too big for my buns, Too much heat for this man to run. I thought I was ready, I thought I’d won, But it turned out I was overdone. Oh, the dreams of a greedy man undone, By a hog too big for my buns. [Outro] So take it slow, don’t rush too fast, Or you’ll find yourself outclassed. Greedy Riedy learned the hard way, son, Some hogs are just too big for your buns.

[Verse] In the forest deep Where shadows sway A prince of thorns lay in wait His eyes like embers Sharp as day Yet his cruel heart could devastate [Verse 2] She wandered in with a sly Bold grin A girl of spirit Wild and free The prince’s gaze caught her in sin A dance of fate Could it be? [Chorus] Beware Beware the faerie light It lures you in It holds you tight A love so dark It spurns the sun Yet night and danger are far from done [Verse 3] He spoke in whispers Soft and low Promises borne of forest night Her heart was fire Her spirit aglow Yet sensed the lurking fright [Verse 4] In his arms A deadly charm A poisoned love she could not see He’d drink her laughter Cause her harm A pact with darkness wasn’t free [Chorus] Beware Beware the faerie light It lures you in It holds you tight A love so dark It spurns the sun Yet night and danger are far from done