Sweat like honey

Tom’s been around, since the reel-to-reel, From Pine dale to Big Piney, keeping it real. A little opinionated, but that’s his way, Still got that spark, every single day. It’s the drive home, from Sublette to here, Tom’s on the mic, with a voice you can cheer. From the classics to the latest hits, He’s still got it, no doubt about it!

"The Caleb Show" Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" He’s got excuses! He’s got hot takes! But common sense is what he lacks! Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! Nobody can say his last name right… Sazzy-baka? Sarah-banana? Sharpy-jocka? Suh-zarba...what? "Oh, uh… just call me Caleb." It’s The Caleb Show! He’s got questions, but no clue! Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! Yeah, The Caleb Show! He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" "Caleb, please… just stop." THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! (freeze-frame high-five) Starring Timothée Chalamet!

[Verse] Woke up to the morning light so bright Shadows fade and take flight Coffee brews as thoughts ignite Another day feels just right [Verse 2] City hums and birds take wing Hear the melodies they sing Steps on pavement echo ring Joy in simple everyday thing [Chorus] Life's a song just waiting to be played Moments shine even as memories fade In the dawn dreams slowly cascade Every heartbeat a serenade [Verse 3] Yesterday's blues they all disappear New adventures drawing near Laughs and tears blend so clear Embrace the unknown without fear [Chorus] Life's a song just waiting to be played Moments shine even as memories fade In the dawn dreams slowly cascade Every heartbeat a serenade [Bridge] Reach for stars that seem so high Touch the clouds in the sky With every breath let out a sigh Find the beauty as time goes by

🎶 "The Caleb Show" - Cheesy Sitcom Theme Song 🎶 (Upbeat, corny, and full of 90s sitcom charm!) (🎸🎷 Funky intro with a slap bass groove and cheesy synth horns 🎺🎶) (Verse 1) Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" (🎶 Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" 🎶) (Verse 2) He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" (Pre-Chorus - Build up!) 🎶 He’s got excuses! 🎶 🎶 He’s got hot takes! 🎶 🎶 But common sense is what he lacks! 🎶 🎶 Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, 🎶 🎶 And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! 🎶 (Chorus - Big cheesy sitcom vibes!) 🎶 It’s The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s got questions, but no clue! 🎶 🎶 Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! 🎶 🎶 Yeah, The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) 🎶 🎶 If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! 🎶 (Outro - Laugh track kicks in!) 🎶 "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" 🎶 🎶 "Caleb, please… just stop." 🎶 🎶 THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! 🎶 (freeze-frame high-five)

Verse 1: In the halls, we learn and grow, Books and dreams, they start to show, Every day, I find my way, With friends and hope to guide the way. Verse 2: From the first bell to the last, Memories we’ll make and last, In this place, we come alive, School is where our dreams will fly.

[Verse] Walking down the boulevard we stand tall Shouting loud to the sky no one can fall Building walls in our minds break them down We’ll rise together own this town [Verse 2] Red hats on and flags in hand Marching forward we take command Voices loud in unity we say Let's make it shine never fade away [Chorus] Oh we're making it great again Lift the banner high let it wave my friend Together we'll mend what is broken and torn In this land of ours we’ll be reborn [Bridge] From the cities to the fields we roam Every heart beats true every house a home We're forging ahead lighting the way In this great land we'll proudly stay [Verse 3] Change is the spark the fire we light Bringing dawn to the longest night Forward together we'll set the pace With strength in our soul we'll embrace [Chorus] Oh we're making it great again Lift the banner high let it wave my friend Together we'll mend what is broken and torn In this land of ours we’ll be reborn

Tom’s been around, since the reel-to-reel, From Pinedale to Big Piney, keeping it real. A little opinionated, but that’s his way, Still got that spark, every single day. It’s the drive home, from Sublette to here, Tom’s on the mic, with a voice you can cheer. From the classics to the latest hits, He’s still got it, no doubt about it!

She mix it up, whip it up, sugar so sweet, Frostin’ so smooth, yeah, she bringin’ the heat. Design so clean, make the colors ignite, Bakin’ by day, runnin’ graphics by night! She got that vision, yeah, she make it bold, Flour on her hands but the pixels stay gold. From the kitchen to the screen, watch her take control, Stackin’ up the layers, now the world gon’ know! Amanda Franco, she’s bakin’ it right, Drippin’ in colors, makin’ magic tonight. Layers so smooth, yeah, the flavor’s divine, She a boss, she a queen, and she stay on the grind! Yeah, she frost with finesse, paint it like a dream, Every little swirl got that glossy gleam. From buttercream shades to the digital scene, Amanda runnin’ everything crispy and clean! She got that vision, yeah, she make it bold, Flour on her hands but the pixels stay gold. From the kitchen to the screen, watch her take control, Stackin’ up the layers, now the world gon’ know! Amanda Franco, she’s bakin’ it right, Drippin’ in colors, makin’ magic tonight. Layers so smooth, yeah, the flavor’s divine, She a boss, she a queen, and she stay on the grind! Ooooh, she don’t miss, every detail tight, Mix it, bake it, frost it right. Logo so sharp, buttercream so light, She slayin’ all day and she glowin’ all night! Amanda Franco, she’s bakin’ it right, Drippin’ in colors, makin’ magic tonight. Layers so smooth, yeah, the flavor’s divine, She a boss, she a queen, and she stay on the grind!

[chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? [rap] [male] Every time you kiss me, your presence holds me firm But every time I miss you, I know my feelings aren’t returned You pull me from the ashes just to sit and watch me burn Cause every scar’s a lesson that you know I’ll never learn Your love is a ghost, haunting everything I do I’m always reaching out, but you’re just slipping through, My fingers like I’m reaching for sand in a tide, Grasping for the pieces, but never to find. I know you’ll always leave me and I’m just wasting my time, So I just take another sip and fill the page with these rhymes You’re fading like the shadows, you’re slipping away, boy, But I keep chasing ghosts, I guess that’s what I was made for [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? You’ve made [rap] [male] Remember back in high school you would always hold my hand? But your love was a trap, it pulled me in like quicksand You said you’d always love me and you’d always be my fan But I was only just a stranger, never part of your plan You built me up so high, just to watch me crash land Left me searching for the pieces of the person that I am Now I’m stranded in the wasteland where you used to stand Never free, still a puppet to your every command [bridge] [female] And honestly, it’s bad for me, this poison I adore Cause even though you’re killing me, I’ll keep coming back for more [buildup] [female] Ooooh Ooooohhhh [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made [chorus] [female and male] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all (LOSE IT ALL!!!) You took my pride (You took my pride) Ruined my life (Ruined my liiiiife) But still I stay (STAAAAAAYYY!!!!) Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made (You’ve maaaade!!) (You made) [outro] [male and female] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all

[chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? [rap] [male] Every time you kiss me, your presence holds me firm But every time I miss you, I know my feelings aren’t returned You pull me from the ashes just to sit and watch me burn Cause every scar’s a lesson that you know I’ll never learn Your love is a ghost, haunting everything I do I’m always reaching out, but you’re just slipping through, My fingers like I’m reaching for sand in a tide, Grasping for the pieces, but never to find. I know you’ll always leave me and I’m just wasting my time, So I just take another sip and fill the page with these rhymes You’re fading like the shadows, you’re slipping away, boy, But I keep chasing ghosts, I guess that’s what I was made for [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? You’ve made [rap] [male] Remember back in high school you would always hold my hand? But your love was a trap, it pulled me in like quicksand You said you’d always love me and you’d always be my fan But I was only just a stranger, never part of your plan You built me up so high, just to watch me crash land Left me searching for the pieces of the person that I am Now I’m stranded in the wasteland where you used to stand Never free, still a puppet to your every command [bridge] [female] And honestly, it’s bad for me, this poison I adore Cause even though you’re killing me, I’ll keep coming back for more [buildup] [female] Ooooh Ooooohhhh [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made [chorus] [female and male] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all (LOSE IT ALL!!!) You took my pride (You took my pride) Ruined my life (Ruined my liiiiife) But still I stay (STAAAAAAYYY!!!!) Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made (You’ve maaaade!!) (You made) [outro] [male and female] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all

[chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? [rap] [male] Every time you kiss me, your presence holds me firm But every time I miss you, I know my feelings aren’t returned You pull me from the ashes just to sit and watch me burn Cause every scar’s a lesson that you know I’ll never learn Your love is a ghost, haunting everything I do I’m always reaching out, but you’re just slipping through, My fingers like I’m reaching for sand in a tide, Grasping for the pieces, but never to find. I know you’ll always leave me and I’m just wasting my time, So I just take another sip and fill the page with these rhymes You’re fading like the shadows, you’re slipping away, boy, But I keep chasing ghosts, I guess that’s what I was made for [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? You’ve made [rap] [male] Remember back in high school you would always hold my hand? But your love was a trap, it pulled me in like quicksand You said you’d always love me and you’d always be my fan But I was only just a stranger, never part of your plan You built me up so high, just to watch me crash land Left me searching for the pieces of the person that I am Now I’m stranded in the wasteland where you used to stand Never free, still a puppet to your every command [bridge] [female] And honestly, it’s bad for me, this poison I adore Cause even though you’re killing me, I’ll keep coming back for more [buildup] [female] Ooooh Ooooohhhh [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You took my pride Ruined my life But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made [chorus] [female and male] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all (LOSE IT ALL!!!) You took my pride (You took my pride) Ruined my life (Ruined my liiiiife) But still I stay (STAAAAAAYYY!!!!) Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made (You’ve maaaade!!) (You made) [outro] [male and female] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all