The Ballad of the Aldbury 2024 Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t twin, She’s walking through Cornwall in quite a spin ! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told what we think, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a drink !
Festive Christmas
English
Light-hearted and humorous, evoking feelings of nostalgia, community spirit, and joy, while also reflecting on the absurdities of daily life.
Best suited for festive gatherings, community events, local celebrations, or social get-togethers where storytelling and humor are appreciated.
The song features a catchy chorus, playful rhymes, and a simple yet effective narrative structure. It uses conversational language to engage listeners and explores common themes of community and shared experiences.
[Verse] He's back with fire in his eyes Golden hair reaching for the skies Steered the ship through stormy seas Now he's here to break the freeze [Verse 2] From the tower to the Oval suite Dancing in his fancy feet Tweet tweet the world again He's got his Twitter in his hand [Chorus] Oh the Trump's comeback parade Flags wave the show is made Confetti rain in every state Let’s all celebrate his fate [Verse 3] Golf carts and power suits Lady Liberty in his boots White House sparkles clean and bright Orange glow all through the night [Verse 4] Policy papers stacked so high He'll give diplomacy a try Maybe this time no more walls Only laughter in the halls [Chorus] Oh the Trump's comeback parade Flags wave the show is made Confetti rain in every state Let’s all celebrate his fate
[Verse] You and me we used to be like a dream Now I'm left alone scream and unseen Pictures fading out it don't feel right You hit delete and disappeared into the night [Verse 2] Stories untold who knows where they go Scrolling through the memories fast or slow A simple click and you're gone from my feed Wondering what else you thought you need [Chorus] Why did you unfriend me ghost my days Was it something that I did or my funny ways Are we just another lost digital fight You left me questioning every night [Verse 3] No more likes or laughs in our chat Your name is now a mystery that came and sat Seen you in a post with someone new Is this just the end for us two [Bridge] Shadows linger from a bond once tight Living in a world of pixels and light Every ping makes my heart sink in blue Did you forget me or is this just you [Chorus] Why did you unfriend me ghost my days Was it something that I did or my funny ways Are we just another lost digital fight You left me questioning every night
your heart was beating fast how many times did i ask you to stay true to me. He shot at you but you stayed you dodged bullet but said i love you anyway you sat by the sea wishin' you were free (rough voice) and i know that it hurts and that your at your worst but i cant change the past so you better run fast (long-ish note) He shot at you but you stayed you dodged bullet but said i love you anyway
[Verse] Ezra's in love with skibidi dance Toilets groove puttin' him in a trance Flushing worries spinning around Hitting the floor no need for a crown [Verse 2] Bathroom tiles shining like stars EZ got moves better than cars Sink’s a DJ faucet’s a beat Feet hitting rhythm on seatless concrete [Chorus] Skidaddle on the floor they go Dancin' with Ezra in the glow Soap bubbles popping in the air Flushin' down troubles ain't no despair [Verse 3] Mirrors reflecting joyous glee Toilet parties what a sight to see Paper rolls twirl like a dancer’s dress Every plunger ready no time for stress [Bridge] Hand dryers hummin' a techno tune Ezra spinning rocking to the moon Ceramic tiles light up with charm Flushing beats always bulletproof strong [Chorus] Skidaddle on the floor they go Dancin' with Ezra in the glow Soap bubbles popping in the air Flushin' down troubles ain't no despair
[Verse] A jigsaw heart fallen apart Forgotten promises empty jars Drifting like shadows after dark Richie I'm reaching can't you see the spark [Verse 2] Midnight calls unanswered cries Fumbled words in tangled ties Echoes whisper through the skies Richie I'm begging through these lies [Chorus] Richie I am so so sorry Wrote it wild signed in worry Messages sent in a hurry Richie I am so so sorry [Verse 3] Rain soaked streets alone I roam Starless nights no place called home Fragments of a dream still shown Richie my regret fully grown [Bridge] Tattered letters scattered past Broken clocks the hours won't last Ticking time can heal so fast Richie memories hold me fast [Chorus] Richie I am so so sorry Wrote it wild signed in worry Messages sent in a hurry Richie I am so so sorry
I’ve been scrolling through a highlight reel, Chasing dreams that never feel real. Every like feels like a spark, But it fades away in the dark. I’ve got my phone lit like a fire, But my heart’s cold, feeling tired. Caught in a loop, spinning round, Can somebody help me out? 'Cause I’m done with the filters, I’m done with the lies. I just wanna feel alive, With nothing to hide. Let’s get lost in the moment, Forget the rest for a while. Feel the beat, let it own us, We’ll light up the night with a smile. No more looking back, No more chasing tracks. Let’s get lost in the moment, Right here, right now. The neon lights are calling me, A rhythm to set my spirit free. No fake poses, just me and you, Dancing like we’ve got nothing to prove. No more fears, no more regrets, Just memories we haven’t made yet. Let the music take control, Lose your mind and free your soul. 'Cause I’m done with the filters, I’m done with the lies. I just wanna feel alive, With nothing to hide. Let’s get lost in the moment, Forget the rest for a while. Feel the beat, let it own us, We’ll light up the night with a smile. No more looking back, No more chasing tracks. Let’s get lost in the moment, Right here, right now. Throw your hands up, feel the vibe, Let’s leave it all behind tonight. Every heartbeat, every sound, We’re unstoppable when we’re unbound. Let it take us where it wants, We’ve got this magic, let it haunt. No more worrying what they see, It’s just you and me. Let’s get lost in the moment, Forget the rest for a while. Feel the beat, let it own us, We’ll light up the night with a smile. No more looking back, No more chasing tracks. Let’s get lost in the moment, Right here, right now. Let’s get lost in the moment, Forget the rest for a while. Feel the beat, let it own us, We’ll light up the night with a smile. No more looking back, No more chasing tracks. Let’s get lost in the moment, Right here, right now.
I’m floating, lost, no place to land, The weight of silence pulls my hand. Each breath feels heavy, each thought unclear, I’m a small, lone traveler in a frozen sphere. The darkness speaks, it knows my name, It wraps me tight in fear and shame. Like a ship with no compass, I drift through the sky, Searching for answers, but none pass by.
[Verse] Overflowing bins on our street Rubbish stacked up can't be beat Council workers hard to find Extra bin day would be kind [Chorus] Bins are filling up too fast Trash mountain really won't last Collection days are all a blur Too much junk it's quite the stir [Verse 2] Wrap it tight and tie it up Overflowing like a cup Wish someone would come along To clean this up and make it strong [Chorus] Bins are filling up too fast Trash mountain really won't last Collection days are all a blur Too much junk it's quite the stir [Bridge] Extra pickup save the day Take this rubbish far away Council please don't be so slow Before our bins completely blow [Verse 3] Garbage trucks we're begging now Come and save us holy cow This season's mess is more than grand We need a rescue that's the plan
I'm dancing with my demons I'm hanging off the edge Storm clouds gather beneath me Waves break above my head Headfirst hallucination I wanna fall wide awake now You tell me it's alright Tell me I'm forgiven, tonight But nobody can save me now I'm holding up a light I'm chasing out the darkness inside 'Cause nobody can save me Stared into this illusion For answers yet to come I chose a false solution But nobody proved me wrong, no Headfirst hallucination I wanna fall wide awake Watch the ground giving way now You tell me it's alright Tell me I'm forgiven, tonight But nobody can save me now I'm holding up a light I'm chasing out the darkness inside 'Cause nobody can save me Been searching somewhere out there For what's been missing right here I've been searching somewhere out there For what's been missing right here I wanna fall wide awake now So tell me: it's alright Tell me I'm forgiven, tonight And only I can save me now I'm holding up a light Chasing out the darkness inside And I don't wanna let you down But only I can save me Been searching somewhere out there For what's been missing right here
Wejdę wyjdę Wejdę w Twojej głowie będę bejbe Wejdę wyjdę Wejdę wyjdę Wejdę bejbe Będę w Tobie wszędzie Godzina już późna, noc nieprzespana Siedzę tu z ekipą Siedzę tu do rana W nocy byłaś piękna Teraz rozczochrana Jak masz jeszcze siłę No to teraz dawaj
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