Dungeon Raps

Emmanuel Casa with the big eyebrows you can see them by the Dashboard Light as he's driving around trying to find people to bash ON THE radio he claims his brother-in-law is a copper that's why he thinks he's above the law a wanna to be gangster but we call him the Milky Bar kid cos he keeps on shooting blanks he live at 38 Morewell Crescent dallas he must think he lives in Texas with a big cowboy hat he really thinks he's a Gunslinger all dressed in black but when reality sets in his eyebrows look like a cat and that is that

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(Verse 1) Yo, the sky’s turnin’ dark like it’s ready to fight, Winds howl loud, and they cut through the night, Hurricane season, yeah, you know what's up, Gotta grab your crew, time to roll, time to huddle up. Storm surge risin’, like my hopes on the grind, Nature’s anger unleashed, you can’t rewind, Board up the windows, stock up the supplies, When the eye of the storm hits, it's no surprise. (Chorus) Hurricane hustle, yeah, we keep it real, Riding the tempest with that iron will, Got our feet steady, we ain't gonna sway, Through the storm and the struggle, we find a way. (Verse 2) Trees uprooted, but we stand tall, Resilience is the key, we ain’t gonna fall, Rain droppin’ heavy, but our spirits shine, We weather the chaos, like lemonade from lime. Evacuate the block, but the vibe don't fade, Neighbors helping neighbors, that’s how we laid, Catchin’ vibes in the shelter, sharing stories so bold, In the heart of the storm, we turn cups into gold. (Chorus) Hurricane hustle, yeah, we keep it real, Riding the tempest with that iron will, Got our feet steady, we ain't gonna sway, Through the storm and the struggle, we find a way. (Bridge) When the skies clear, and the sun hits the ground, We rebuild together, ain't no way to drown, Nature's fury can’t break our flow, In the aftermath, we embrace and we grow. (Outro) So next time the winds start to rise and swell, Remember this story, we weather it well, Hurricane hustle, we’re a force to see, In the chaos of life, we keep our unity.

(Verse 1) Yo, the sky’s turnin’ dark like it’s ready to fight, Winds howl loud, and they cut through the night, Hurricane season, yeah, you know what's up, Gotta grab your crew, time to roll, time to huddle up. Storm surge risin’, like my hopes on the grind, Nature’s anger unleashed, you can’t rewind, Board up the windows, stock up the supplies, When the eye of the storm hits, it's no surprise. (Chorus) Hurricane hustle, yeah, we keep it real, Riding the tempest with that iron will, Got our feet steady, we ain't gonna sway, Through the storm and the struggle, we find a way. (Verse 2) Trees uprooted, but we stand tall, Resilience is the key, we ain’t gonna fall, Rain droppin’ heavy, but our spirits shine, We weather the chaos, like lemonade from lime. Evacuate the block, but the vibe don't fade, Neighbors helping neighbors, that’s how we laid, Catchin’ vibes in the shelter, sharing stories so bold, In the heart of the storm, we turn cups into gold. (Chorus) Hurricane hustle, yeah, we keep it real, Riding the tempest with that iron will, Got our feet steady, we ain't gonna sway, Through the storm and the struggle, we find a way. (Bridge) When the skies clear, and the sun hits the ground, We rebuild together, ain't no way to drown, Nature's fury can’t break our flow, In the aftermath, we embrace and we grow. (Outro) So next time the winds start to rise and swell, Remember this story, we weather it well, Hurricane hustle, we’re a force to see, In the chaos of life, we keep our unity.

[Verse 1] I’m the renegade, no shade, I burn the brightest, Came from the dirt, now I'm a lyrical titan, the highest. Every beat's a battleground, strapped with a pen, Got the hunger of a wolf, never if, always when. Takin' aim at the fakes, precise with the word, Mind like a maze, cuttin' deep with every verse. Call me Akzotic, with twists in my lines, Spit fire like a dragon, shatterin' spines. I’m not here for a minute, I’m here to last long, King of my lane, yeah, I stand headstrong. [Chorus] They can’t catch my flow, I’m a lyrical cyclone, The one they can’t predict, always in the zone. Got the world in my palm, watch me take the throne, I’m a king without a crown, I’m the one who’s known. [Verse 2] I’m the darkness in light, the chaos in calm, A legend in the making, bombs with each psalm. No time for drama, keep your petty tricks, I’m the storm forming, the crack in the bricks. A rhyme architect, I build with precision, Every word a bullet, locked in my vision. No need for applause, don’t care for fame, I’m the man on a mission—you’ll remember my name. [Chorus] They can’t catch my flow, I’m a lyrical cyclone, The one they can’t predict, always in the zone. Got the world in my palm, watch me take the throne, I’m a king without a crown, I’m the one who’s known. [Bridge] I’m the flame that sparks, I’m the ice that chills, The silence before the storm, the rage that kills. More than a name, I’m the rise through the flame, The ghost in the shadows, no chains, no claim. [Verse 3] A rebel of the real, glitch in the scheme, The ink on pages that the world forgot to redeem. I’m here to rewrite, flip the story you told, The breaker of molds, not a sheep in the fold. [Chorus] They can’t catch my flow, I’m a lyrical cyclone, The one they can’t predict, always in the zone. Got the world in my palm, watch me take the throne, I’m a king without a crown, I’m the one who’s known. [Outro] I’m a force you can't reckon, a storm you can't tame, Akzotic with vengeance, remember my name. I’m a legend rising, I’m the bullet and the gun, Akshay on the rise, watch the takeover begun.

The Human appeared a long time ago start walking, talking, that how it's goes The Life was rough in this icy age and the Ape would made his epic change He mastered tools, but his greatest desire was to live close to and to rule the fire.

[Verse] In our home under this old roof Laughter echoes hearts so aloof Pictures on walls tell our story Love in frames moment of glory [Verse 2] Grandma's voice over a beat History's footsteps a hundred feet Brothers sisters mess and cheer Tangled roots that keep us near [Chorus] From morning's coffee to midnight's talk In our family we don't just walk We dance through trials big and small Together we rise together we fall [Verse 3] Cousin's jokes from coast to coast Uncle's wisdom grandma's roast Sharing meals passing dreams Life's sweet symphony in harmony it streams [Bridge] No riches gold no far-off land Can replace the strength of a hand That held mine when I was young To my family my soul is sung [Chorus] From morning's coffee to midnight's talk In our family we don't just walk We dance through trials big and small Together we rise together we fall

[Verse] Yo, rewind the clock back, it’s '95, Cassette tapes spinnin', VHS alive. Streetlights glowin', sunset fade, Rollerblades clickin' down the arcade. [Verse 2] Pocket full of quarters, Pac-Man craze, Living in a haze, them golden days. Fresh kicks strut, high top fade, Copped new threads from the mall arcade. [Chorus] Back in the day, young and wild, No worries, just livin' in style. Memories flash, Polaroid smile, Catchin' every moment, mile after mile. [Verse 3] Blockbuster nights, candy in hand, Rented out that action, hot demand. Flannel shirts tied round the waist, Carefree vibes, ain't no time to waste. [Bridge] Gameboys beep, beats on the stoop, Hangin' with the crew, troops in a loop. Street corners hum, stories unfold, Legends were born from what we told. [Verse 4] Mixtapes blaring, boombox flex, Flippin' through the pages, BMX. Sidewalk chalk, hopscotch flow, Every kickflip, the neighborhood show.

[Intro clip] Je vais sortir une nouvelle version mais avant, Faut qu'on revoit les bases du code. Je vais écrire un script simple et j'vais dire des trucs simples, Parce que vous êtes trop lents. Simple, basique, ok. [Couplet 1] Les meilleurs devs sont pas toujours ceux qui tapent le plus vite (simple) Les frameworks changent tout le temps, faut s'adapter ou t’es out (basique) Si tu dis souvent "ça passe en prod", c’est qu't’as un souci (simple) Faut pas coder à la va-vite, faut tester, faut valider (basique) Les bugs en prod, c’est comme un film d’horreur (simple) Entre un bon refactor et un mauvais merge, la ligne est fine (basique) GitHub c’est bien, mais n'oublie pas de commenter ton code (simple) Le déploiement continu, faut pas négliger les logs (basique) [Refrain] Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Vous n'avez pas les bases, vous n'avez pas les bases Vous n'avez pas les bases, vous n'avez pas les bases [Couplet 2] Si c'est marqué dans la doc, c’est p't-être faux mais c'est p't-être vrai (simple) Code legacy ou pas, faut faire tourner le serveur (basique) À l’étranger, tu vas galérer à configurer un DNS (simple) Les devs les plus stressés sont souvent ceux qui connaissent moins (basique) 100 bugs dans une app, et toi tu penses qu’elle est stable (simple) T'es à un bug de la release mais t’es encore dans le test (basique) Si t’es souvent perdu dans ton code, c’est souvent que c’est le design qui cloche (simple) Toutes les générations de devs disent que les frameworks d’avant c’était mieux (cliché) [Refrain] Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Vous n'avez pas les bases Vous n'avez pas les bases Vous n'avez pas les bases Vous n'avez pas les bases Basique, simple, vous n'avez pas les bases Basique, simple, vous n'avez pas les bases Basique, simple, vous n'avez pas les bases Basique, simple, vous n'avez pas les bases Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, basique Basique, simple, simple, vous n'avez pas les bases

Verse 1 Can’t forget the days when it all began, When every line was written straight from the heart’s command. It was just a spark, a fragment of a dream, Look where we are, my brother, we didn’t break at the seams. The ones who doubted, now they come around, Give it time, they’ll fall to the ground. But we’ll turn them down, in honor of the past, Keep pushing forward for the ones who believed in us to last. Chorus We hold the values that can never die, Left behind the weak, now we’re touching the sky. Through all the years, I’ll stay on my road, The path I’ve found, where my purpose grows. Verse 2 As long as my voice is rising from my chest, The strength to turn back will never rest. And I’m not alone, with my crew so true, Give me a beat, and I’ll make it shine through. Bridge They told us “give it up,” they said we’d fall, But we rose from nothing, broke through every wall. In every line, we find our past, And for those who stood by, we’ll make it last. Chorus We hold the values that can never die, Left behind the weak, now we’re touching the sky. Through all the years, I’ll stay on my road, The path I’ve found, where my purpose grows

Gather near and grab a snack Put someone pretty in your lap Remember to drink plenty of Fluids And let me tell you about the mighty Druid Bjorn Ironside, the sole surviving Minotaur such a mighty creature, Mielikki retired made him god of nature, Nature ain’t gentle so don’t be chasing unicorns, You messed with natures bull, baby You gonna get the horns, killing him is beyond mere blades And hey he’s got a friend Eva Nightshade! Fearless wizarard of the shadar Kai Her spells make you scream or Maybe just say ‘ai Haye’ Collecting fell beasts (maybe Bjorn is one of em?) Wherever she point they are ready to come up on em Attacking like a bloodthirsty zoo, Liberating the town of acorn- Von Zash who? Aided by Gemcutting Firble of the Hivemind, Excuse me Vecna, do you mind? We got new loyalties here flayin’ some brains ain’t a act of charity, When he gets done you gonna need some therapy, Unless you’re name is Drogath, The fightin’ artificer, Kinda angry cuz he made mecha-hydra, That didn’t play nice it wasn’t no toy, Ended up killing his team and his boy, But don’t worry now they succeeded in the mission, To take that hydra out of Commission, If you’re still stressed, then don’t fret, Take it a little easy, We haven’t yet gotten to Ham Stormborn! (no relation to Khaleesi) You already know his name, Intros are not required, He looked at Gods and told ‘em, YOU’RE FIRED! Heretic hammer giving enemies some smashin’ Piety, Surprised the heavens by becoming his own deity. They’re a all you can eat buffet of courage, Satisfy all your heroic cravins’ All bow down to the hunters of the ravens! Have a nice breakfast Let doubt no longer linger The sun brings forth Dawnbringers!

Κάτια, fam base αλλά γεμάτο ελιτίσμους, Άμα δεν δώσεις minimum, παίζεις σε καβγάς ρυθμούς. Μας βγάζουν έξω, μόνο μετράνε το χρυσάφι, Κι οι moderators γελάνε – μάσκα που πέφτει σε στάχυ. Κάτια, εσύ και το crew σου, το σνομπ, Με το fan base να σπάει σαν τον πάγο στο κροπ. Άμα δεν παίζει gift, δεν παίζει σεβασμός, Όμως το γέλιο σου είναι κούφιο – μόνος εγωισμός. Όλοι σ’ εσένα, και καλά πιστοί, Μα όταν γελάς με τον κόσμο, ποιος μένει στην ψυχή; Οι mods σου να ρίχνουν το μπλοκ σαν τσεκούρι, Χτίζεις παλάτια στην άμμο, το fan base σου μπαρούτι. Κάτια, το show σου έχει φτάσει στο τέρμα, Απ’ το fam base σου όλοι φεύγουν σαν σπέρμα. Η κριτική σου πικρή, σαν τη στάχτη που πέφτει, Μα το vibe σου πια σβήνει – αλήθεια που φεύγει. Εκεί που γελάς, να θυμάσαι ποιον πονάς, Το fam base σου αλλάζει και το τέλος κοντά μας. Μην ξεχνάς, οι ρίζες βαθιές στην ψυχή, Μα όταν γελάς με τον κόσμο, θα μείνεις μοναχή.