Bathroom Blues

When you’ve got a heavy load, Keep it close, that’s how it goes, Use your muscles right, don’t you know, That’s the way to lift and flow. Bend at the knees, don’t bend at the hips, Feel the strength in your fingertips. Avoid that twist, don’t make a fuss, Turn your feet, it’s a must! Body mechanics, it’s the key, To lifting smart and feeling free. Preventing strain, it’s a win, Let’s work safe, let the fun begin! Bend at the knees, don’t bend at the hips, Feel the strength in your fingertips. Avoid that twist, don’t make a fuss, Turn your feet, it’s a must! Fatigue and pain, we don’t need, Proper form is all we heed. So remember these tips, pass them around, With good mechanics, strength is found! Bend at the knees, don’t bend at the hips, Feel the strength in your fingertips. Avoid that twist, don’t make a fuss, Turn your feet, it’s a must! So when you lift, do it right, Use your body’s power, it’s a delight. Stay safe and strong, that’s our goal, With body mechanics, we’re in control!

[Verse] Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a brie Travel the world and the seven cheeses Everybody's looking for Stilton [Verse 2] Some cheese that’ll ooze out gold Some cheese that's heavy and bold I can't help but feel so blessed When cheddar's giving me its best [Chorus] Blue cheese crumbles on my toast Gorgonzola stealing the show Everybody’s got their faves I've got Gouda on my plate [Verse 3] From Monterey Jack to Swiss delight All the flavors take flight Parmesan with pasta please Fontina sets my heart at ease [Bridge] Melted magic grilled with care Camembert in the air Love's a dish that’s oh so real When melts fill up every meal [Chorus] Blue cheese crumbles on my toast Gorgonzola stealing the show Everybody’s got their faves I've got Gouda on my plate

“Strangers in Pieces” I’ve got this feeling, it’s hard to explain, Missing someone I’ve never met—what a game. I see them in faces, in people passing by, A smile here, a laugh there, yeah, I get by. I’ve got puzzle pieces, scattered and torn, Borrowed bits from people like patches worn. Building you up from everyone I see, But oh, what a joke, you’re just haunting me. I don’t know if you’re real or just my mind’s little mess, But here’s to the stranger I miss best. Your eyes are in the barista who doesn’t know my name, Your laugh’s in that old friend who moved away. I’m piecing you together like a DIY dream, While the world watches me come apart at the seams. Maybe you’re out there, or just a trick in my head, A ghost I created, a friend I never met. I’ve got half a heart for a face I can’t find, And sarcasm fills in the blanks you left behind. I’ve got puzzle pieces, scattered and torn, Borrowed bits from people like patches worn. Building you up from everyone I see, But oh, what a joke, you’re just haunting me. I don’t know if you’re real or just my mind’s little mess, But here’s to the stranger I miss best. So here’s to the strangers who bring you to life, For now, they’re my crutch, they’re my joke, they’re my knife. And I’ll keep searching, sarcastic and blue, For the missing piece… that’ll probably never be you.

[Verse] In a room where shadows whisper Lies a girl whose dreams can't fly Hiding from the world that's screaming In the attic's silent cry [Verse 2] Pages filled with words unbroken Sharing tales of hope and fear Through the whispers of her writing Anne's voice rings clear so near [Chorus] Silent rooms and hidden stories Echoes of a war-torn sky In her pen she finds her freedom In her heart she dares to try [Verse 3] With each line the hope grows colder Through the night her spirit yearns In the darkness they are soldiers Waiting for the world to turn [Verse 4] Secrets shared within four corners Dreams concealed beneath the floor In the midst of tears and heartache Anne’s courage grows much more [Chorus] Silent rooms and hidden stories Echoes of a war-torn sky In her pen she finds her freedom In her heart she dares to try

[Verse] I had a little friend that brought me joy Played with him since I was a small boy One day he slipped right out of my hand Now I'm a lonesome man in a lonesome land [Verse 2] Looked high and low for my precious mate Asked the sky but it didn't relate All my pockets are bruised and torn Missing him like a heart that's been scorned [Chorus] Oh where oh where could my willie be Gone without a trace Ain't no sign for me Oh where oh where did he choose to go Left me here singing this sorrowful show [Verse 3] Saw a shadow that ran round the bend Hoped that luck had finally sent a friend Just a mirage A trick of the mind Still I'm here looking What will I find [Bridge] Neighbors whisper Think I've gone mad Searching back alleys and corners so sad But they don't know the bond that we've shared They can't see the emptiness Unprepared [Chorus] Oh where oh where could my willie be Gone without a trace Ain't no sign for me Oh where oh where did he choose to go Left me here singing this sorrowful show

[Verse] I loved him deeply with all my heart My soul connected right from the start Every moment shared every tender glance I thought our love was more than just a chance [Verse 2] But she arrived with her charming smile With every step she took she drove me wild He turned his gaze and stole a glance her way And in that instant my world began to sway [Chorus] Oh the heartbreak blues they play inside my head The love we had is now hanging by a thread Couldn't see it coming blinded by sweet lies Now I'm drowning in sorrow under empty skies [Verse 3] Sunday mornings in the park holding hands Now shattered dreams like castles in the sands Her laughter echoes haunting through the night What we had is gone lost without a fight [Verse 4] I saw them dancing shadows in the dark Her touch on his heart left a permanent mark Tears roll slowly like a river to the sea Guess this is how it's meant to be [Chorus] Oh the heartbreak blues they play inside my head The love we had is now hanging by a thread Couldn't see it coming blinded by sweet lies Now I'm drowning in sorrow under empty skies

Ear-y Heaaaad…) Look at those ears, You could hear all the cheers. No need for earphones, With those built-in domes. Like satellite dishes, You catch every sound, From whispers to dishes For miles around. Eary head, big ol’ sound scooper, Tuned-in listener, hearin’ all the bloopers. Those lobes are insane, Like a sound-seeking plane, Or elephant ears, In all audio domains. Wanna borrow my hat? Nah, it wouldn’t fit. Might get trapped in that flap— Oh, it’s like an ear pit. Eary head, auditory behemoth, Every word caught, from far and beneath us

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(Verse 1) I’m drawn to you like shadows that chase the light, In a world that fades as you pull me through the night. You hold me close just to watch me fall apart, In every whispered word, I feel the sting, the dark. It’s a twisted game that you know so well, In every stolen moment, you cast your spell. (Chorus) You’re the poison that’s running deep in my veins, I know it’s killing me, but I don’t feel the pain. Wrapped in your shadows, there’s no place I can go, I’m drowning in fire, sinking low. (Verse 2) Your voice lingers like smoke in my hollow mind, I reach out to hold you, but you’re so hard to find. You leave traces of warmth that vanish like mist, A mystery wrapped in the taste of a dangerous kiss. I’m haunted by dreams that you blur and deceive, But I’d chase you forever, no matter the grief

I’m drawn to you like shadows that chase the light, In a world that fades as you pull me through the night. You hold me close just to watch me fall apart, In every whispered word, I feel the sting, the dark. It’s a twisted game that you know so well, In every stolen moment, you cast your spell. (Chorus) You’re the poison that’s running deep in my veins, I know it’s killing me, but I don’t feel the pain. Wrapped in your shadows, there’s no place I can go, I’m drowning in fire, sinking low. (Verse 2) Your voice lingers like smoke in my hollow mind, I reach out to hold you, but you’re so hard to find. You leave traces of warmth that vanish like mist, A mystery wrapped in the taste of a dangerous kiss. I’m haunted by dreams that you blur and deceive, But I’d chase you forever, no matter the grief.