I Married a Pig Farmer

[Verse 1] Snow fell softly on that old dirt road, Grandpa's laughter as the fire glowed, Mama's cooking filled our little home, In a night that felt like we weren't alone. [Verse 2] Kids were playing by the Christmas tree, Handmade ornaments for all to see, Daddy's guitar strummed a simple tune, As we waited for the midnight moon. [Chorus] It's a Christmas miracle, a small-town delight, Family gathered under the stars so bright, Love in our hearts, peace in our souls, In a winter wonder that makes us whole. [Verse 3] Stepping outside, we breathed in the air, Frost on the windows, love everywhere, Neighbors waved and wished us well, In a night where magic dwells. [Verse 4] Candles lit on the windowsills, Whispers of hope in the December chills, Presents wrapped in paper and string, Little moments make our spirits sing. [Chorus] It's a Christmas miracle, a small-town delight, Family gathered under the stars so bright, Love in our hearts, peace in our souls, In a winter wonder that makes us whole.

[Verse] Rolling down the highway in my beat-up truck, Stars are out, but luck’s been struck. Stomach growls and we're low on cash, Time for a run, a hunger dash. [Verse 2] Pulled into the bright neon glow, Cravings hit, ain’t moving slow. Taco Bell with its promised delight, Under the moon, a shimmering light. [Chorus] Give me a chalupa and some nacho fries, Got the windows down, love in our eyes. A Baja Blast to share with you, Midnight drive-thru, our dreams come true. [Verse 3] Sitting at the window, hear that sizzle and fry, Smell the spices as they waft and fly. From cheesy gorditas to beefy fives, Taco Bell’s magic, oh how it thrives. [Bridge] Crunch wrap's warmth in an open hand, Together we feast on this hunger land. Every bite whispers tales of the night, In this parking lot, we hold on tight. [Chorus] Give me a chalupa and some nacho fries, Got the windows down, love in our eyes. A Baja Blast to share with you, Midnight drive-thru, our dreams come true.

Je pusse skoa, sjule munnen med gul Vadimecum Dro på Steinbergfæsten på Toten Museum Som var kjent for Amtmann Weidemanns skinndaue spøkelse Det dreit je i, je var søtten år og ukysse! Det var dæns, med bændet Unacorda Med Toten-Bjørn, som spellte gitar på bass-strenga Det var skummelt, på museet den kvæll Med haglbyger, og tord'værsskrell Gjennom et vindu Fekk je sjå Stygg og grå Rætt i trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann Mens Unacorda spellte! Je ligg vakjin om natta Je får itte sova Je ser trynet på en dau mann Konferansier'n, sto mellom flagg og bjørkeløv I sommerdress, het Per Arne Knallhaug Men je sjøl, hadde rømt oppi skauen Og var redd, var redd for dauen For det je såg Bleik og grå Amtmann Weidemann Rætt i trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann Mens Unacorda spellte! Je ligg vakjin om natta Og får itte sova Je ser trynet på en dau mann Trynet på en dau mann

[Verse] Down by the dusty old neon sign We sip on cola as the stars align Mixin' Fanta for a fun new twist Under the moonlight we can't resist [Verse 2] Forget the troubles from nine to five With cola and Fanta we come alive Talkin' dreams and silly banter In a world of cola and orange Fanta [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end [Verse 3] In the back of a pickup truck we roam With cola and Fanta we're never alone Humming tunes from the old jukebox Together we can break all the clocks [Bridge] Underneath the twilight's gentle spell We toast to cola and Fanta as well Dancin' 'round with carefree laughter Forgetting time now and hereafter [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end

Jassim walked into a door today, Thought it was a window—what can I say? He tried to text his dog but forgot the app, Oh Jassim, buddy, you need a map. Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your brain takes vacations every day, But we love you in your goofy way. He boiled water without the pot, Thought the moon was made of tater tots. Tried to outrun a shadow but tripped on his shoe, Jassim, we can’t believe it’s true! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your logic’s broken, your plans astray, But you make us laugh in your own dumb way. You’re the king of chaos, the prince of fail, Every plan you touch derails. But life would be boring, dull, and grim, If we didn’t have our pal, Jassim! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your mind’s a circus, a comic ballet, But we wouldn’t have you any other way. So here’s to Jassim, the legend, the clown, The guy who flips the world upside down. You’re stupidly brilliant, hilariously true, Jassim, the world’s a lot more fun with you!

I still remember that Vegas night, When the world stood still in your blue-eyes bright. A spark so strong, we didn’t need a word, In your laughter, every dream I’d ever had was heard. From the neon glow to the Southern pines, We built a home where your love shines. With three little boys and a life so true, Every step I’ve taken has led me to you. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. Mississippi mornings with her by my side, Joining our two worlds, hearts open wide. She’s the compass when I’ve lost my way, A quiet strength that never fades. Through the chaos of our boys and a house so loud, She’s the calm, the peace, my every vow. In her arms, I’ve found my grace, Heaven’s reflection in her smiling face. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. Katy’s smile, it lights my way, Through the highs, the lows, and every day. Her blue eyes hold the truth I’ve known, She’s the heart of the love I call my own. No words needed, I can feel her soul, Katy’s my forever, the one who makes me whole. With every moment, my love just grows, Katy’s my forever, the one who knows.

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS TFL FAN GAVE TO ME 12 SKULL REACTIONS 11 SALTY PLAYERS CRYING 10 POINTS OFF TILTED 9 SACKED TEAM OWNERS 8 GOOGLE FORMS 7 NEW SIDE LEAGUES 6 DOUBLE MATCHDAYS 5 HUNDRED PINGS 4 LOCKED CHANNELS 3 VOX'S QUITTING 2 NEW RULES AND RAPTOR AND CALEB UNBANNED FOR FREEEEEEEEEEE

The siren screams, and he’s out the door, Boots hit the ground as the engines roar. In a town so small, where help’s hard to find, He’s the first to show up, leaving nothing behind. With his boys watching close, he’s leading the way, Teaching them courage by living each day. It’s not just the fire he’s fighting to tame, It’s the man he’s shaping through the flames. When the fire bell rings, and the flames climb high, He’s a steady hand beneath a smoky sky. Risking it all for the lives at stake, He’s showing his boys the kind of men to make. It’s not the fear you feel but the strength you show, That’s the kind of man I want you to know. When the smoke clears out and the night’s gone still, He’s back at home on that porch up the hill. Telling his boys, “It’s not what you say, But the things you do that light the way.” With a handshake firm and a heart so true, He’s building a legacy in all that they do. From the firehouse bell to his family’s needs, He’s showing the world what it means to lead. When the fire bell rings, and the flames climb high, He’s a steady hand beneath a smoky sky. Risking it all for the lives at stake, He’s showing his boys the kind of men to make. It’s not the fear you feel but the strength you show, That’s the kind of man I want you to know.

[Verse] Cody and Blanca, ridin' side by side, Bikes and trucks, their hearts open wide. Underneath the open sky, southern breeze, Livin' life, feelin' free, and easy. [Verse 2] Cody revs the engine, Blanca rides in the back, Skies ablaze with the sunset's track. Through the fields, where memories unfold, Tales of love and laughter, born and told. [Chorus] Under the starlight, drinkin' beer, Cody whispers softly, "Blanca, come here." Hand in hand, the world is right, Love blooms strong in the Tennessee night. [Verse 3] Trump signs on fences, wave as they pass, On the long dirt roads, through miles of grass. Flags unfurl in the twilight's hue, Their love for the country, so pure and true. [Bridge] Crickets sing a sweet serenade, As they park by the creek in the soft glade. Cheers to the nights, where dreams collide, In Cody and Blanca's starlit ride. [Chorus] Under the starlight, drinkin' beer, Cody whispers softly, "Blanca, come here." Hand in hand, the world is right, Love blooms strong in the Tennessee night.

Cigarette ash on my guitar Ring in my pocket and a broken heart Wishing things worked out differently But tonight I'm turning up the whiskey Sorry I'm not a Rockstar Driving in that fancy car Maybe one day you'll know You not in my heart is never so They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on the open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos I say things I don't mean then I apologize, it's just testosterone and the look in your eyes The thought that I may never see that look again the thought you may say let's just be friends When I think of you I don't think of friends I think of long nights and legs that I don't want to end Dream of the smile dimples and the grin that makes my knees weak that make me want to sin They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on this open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Fly high free curve Fly high watch out for that curb

[Verse] Travis got his old VW out back, Said, "Let's give this ride a brand new track." Cody, Bryan, Justin all gave a cheer, Grabbed the tools, and they pulled the car near. [Verse 2] First came the jacks, lifted her high, Blanca brought sweet tea and some apple pie. Ashley smiled, said, "You boys do it right, Soon you'll be cruisin' under the moonlight." [Chorus] Ridin' low with good ol' friends, Gonna make that beetle bend. Suspension high, then drop it down, We'll be the best show in town. [Verse 3] Cody in the corner, readin' the plan, "This ain't just any job, it's for the band." Bryan got the springs, Justin wired tight, Travis laughed, "We'll be sagging come the night." [Verse 4] Blanca's on her phone, capturing the scene, Ashley hums a tune, keeps the vibe serene. Sweat and oil, boys work till dawn, By the morning light, the Beetle's reborn. [Chorus] Ridin' low with good ol' friends, Gonna make that beetle bend. Suspension high, then drop it down, We'll be the best show in town.

Cigarette ash on my guitar Ring in my pocket and a broken heart Wishing things worked out differently But tonight I'm turning up the whiskey Sorry I'm not a Rockstar Driving in that fancy car Maybe one day you'll know You not in my heart is never so They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on the open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos I say things I don't mean then I apologize, it's just testosterone and the look in your eyes The thought that I may never see that look again the thought you may say let's just be friends When I think of you I don't think of friends I think of long nights and legs that I don't want to end Dream of the smile dimples and the grin that makes my knees weak that make me want to sin They say if you love them gotta let them go But I'm holding on to this tattered rope Like a drive by trucker on this open road With these open containers whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Whistling whistling Skynard solos Fly high free curve Fly high watch out for that curb