Lars was walking, feeling fine, 'Til he tripped on a power line. Took a tumble, hit the ground, Now his arm's bent all around! Oh, Lars, oh, Lars, what did you do? Technology’s out to get you! One more day, one more fall, Hope you make it through it all! Sittin’ at work, sippin’ his brew, Reached for his cup—oops, there it flew! Coffee spills, sparks ignite, Now his desk is burning bright! Oh, Lars, oh, Lars, what did you do? Technology’s out to get you! One more day, one more fall, Hope you make it through it all! Up on a ladder, working away, Installing a server—oops, no way! Slipped right out, hit his head, Now he's lying there half-dead! Oh, Lars, oh, Lars, what did you do? Technology’s out to get you! One more day, one more fall, Hope you make it through it all! Laptop hums, getting hot, Lars don’t care, thinks it’s not. Battery pops, BOOM—it’s done! Now Lars is scattered… oh, what fun! Oh, Lars, oh, Lars, we warned you twice, Maybe you should take advice! One more day, one more fall, But this time… no Lars at all.
pop-punk
English
Humorous and light-hearted, with a sense of irony and mischief as it portrays Lars's unfortunate mishaps with technology.
This song could be used in a comedic setting, perhaps as part of a skit or show where technology fails or in a funny workplace safety video.
The lyrics employ a rhyming structure and repetitive chorus to create a catchy pop-punk feel, using simple melodies and a brisk tempo typical of the genre, which adds to the humorous narrative.
[Verse 1] In the darkened garden where shadows twist, I bloomed like a rose, though my soul was missed. Your touch was the storm that rattled my skin, But I survived, though the war was within. [Pre-Chorus] Each petal that fell was a memory erased, A tear that I shed in a silenced embrace. But the thorns that remain, they make me whole, In the light of my pain, I found my soul. [Chorus] I rise like the dawn, though the night tried to claim, A fire in my chest, with no one to blame. I am the bloom in the storm’s fierce embrace, A survivor reborn, leaving no trace. [Verse 2] The whispers of sorrow, they echoed so loud, Yet I stood tall, though I stumbled through crowds. You thought you could crush me, but you were wrong, For I am the silence, and I am the song. [Pre-Chorus] I am the moon that fades but never dies, A reflection of strength beneath weary skies. The pain that you planted is no longer mine, I hold the stars and I reclaim the divine. [Chorus] I rise like the dawn, though the night tried to claim, A fire in my chest, with no one to blame. I am the bloom in the storm’s fierce embrace, A survivor reborn, leaving no trace. [Bridge] In the silence, I learned to speak, In the shadows, I found the peak. The chains that once bound me, they fall to the floor, And I stand unbroken, forever more. [Chorus] I rise like the dawn, though the night tried to claim, A fire in my chest, with no one to blame. I am the bloom in the storm’s fierce embrace, A survivor reborn, leaving no trace. [Outro] Now I am the light, I am the flame, From the ashes, I rise, untouched by shame. I am the fury in the silent bloom, A survivor, untamed, no longer consumed.
[Verse 1] (Younger female voice) I was just a child, you were supposed to be my guide, But you turned your back, and left me to hide. You told me I was safe, that you'd never let me fall, But you walked away, never cared at all. [Pre-Chorus] (Younger female voice) I called your name, but you never turned around, Left me in the silence, where no one could be found. You didn’t hear me, didn’t see the tears, Left me all alone with my childhood fears. [Chorus] (Younger female voice) You never heard me, you never saw my pain, I gave you my trust, and you left me in the rain. I was just a girl, asking you to stay, But you let me go, and I’ll never be the same. [Verse 2] (Younger female voice) I tried to be strong, tried to carry on, But you took the light, and everything felt wrong. I needed you then, but you were never there, Now I’m left with a heart full of despair. [Pre-Chorus] (Younger female voice) I called your name, but you never turned around, Left me in the silence, where no one could be found. You didn’t hear me, didn’t see the tears, Left me all alone with my childhood fears. [Chorus] (Younger female voice) You never heard me, you never saw my pain, I gave you my trust, and you left me in the rain. I was just a girl, asking you to stay, But you let me go, and I’ll never be the same. [Bridge] (Younger female voice, quieter) Didn’t you see? Did you feel me cry? I needed you then, but you just said goodbye. Now I'm left with this weight on my chest, Wondering why I wasn’t enough, why I was less. [Chorus] (Younger female voice) You never heard me, you never saw my pain, I gave you my trust, and you left me in the rain. I was just a girl, asking you to stay, But you let me go, and I’ll never be the same. [Outro] (Younger female voice, softly) You never heard me, you never saw me fall, And now I’m left with nothing at all.
[Verse 1] (Male voice) I see you in the silence, your face, your smile, But you're a ghost in the shadows, gone for a while. The bed's too cold without your warmth beside, And I can't escape the emptiness inside. [Verse 2] (Female voice) I whisper your name, but it’s lost in the air, The echoes of a love that’s no longer there. Your touch is a memory, a fading flame, Now I'm left with nothing but the pain. [Chorus] (Both voices) These tears are ashes, burning through my soul, I can't breathe, can’t move, can’t feel whole. The world is falling, but I can’t let you go, In the wreckage of my heart, I’m drowning alone. [Bridge] (Male voice) I gave you everything, and now I’ve lost it all, (Female voice) You were my anchor, and now I fall. (Both voices) Each breath is heavier than the last, As I watch the pieces of us turn to glass. [Chorus] (Both voices) These tears are ashes, burning through my soul, I can’t breathe, can’t move, can’t feel whole. The world is falling, but I can’t let you go, In the wreckage of my heart, I’m drowning alone. [Outro] (Male voice) You left, but I’m still here in the dark, (Female voice) Searching for the light that’s gone, (Both voices) We’re both broken, forever scarred, And in these ashes, I’m still torn apart.
[Verse 1] (Male voice) I still hear your footsteps in the hall, The silence now feels louder than it all. The air is thick with memories we made, But with each passing moment, they begin to fade. [Verse 2] (Female voice) I keep waiting for you to walk through that door, But I’m left here wondering what I’m waiting for. Your smile, your warmth, they’re slipping away, The echo of your love, starting to decay. [Chorus] (Both voices) Fading light, you’re slipping through my hands, Like a dream that disappears as I stand. I try to hold on, but you’re too far gone, And I’m left in the dark, trying to carry on. [Bridge] (Female voice) All that’s left are the pieces of you, (Male voice) Scattered memories, broken but true. (Both voices) I keep searching for your voice in the night, But the shadows keep stealing the fading light. [Chorus] (Both voices) Fading light, you’re slipping through my hands, Like a dream that disappears as I stand. I try to hold on, but you’re too far gone, And I’m left in the dark, trying to carry on. [Outro] (Male voice) You’re a memory now, but you’ll never leave, (Female voice) In my heart, I’ll hold on and never grieve.
(Verse 1) I bite my tongue, I turn away, Swallow the fire, let it decay. They push, they pull, they take what’s mine, I smile and say, “It’s all just fine.” (Pre-Chorus) They tell me kindness makes me strong, But why does it feel so wrong? I bend, I break, I bleed, I bruise, Yet somehow I still refuse… (Chorus) Am I a saint or just a fool? Carving my heart out, playing it cool. They spit in my face, I give them my hand, Like I owe the world to make them understand. Am I a saint or just a fool? (Verse 2) I paint my pain in shades of gold, Hide the cracks so they don’t show. Turn the other cheek again, Like suffering will make me them a friend. (Pre-Chorus) They say that good comes back around, But all I see is falling down. I bend, I break, I bleed, I bruise, Yet somehow I still refuse… (Chorus) Am I a saint or just a fool? Carving my heart out, playing it cool. They spit in my face, I give them my hand, Like I owe the world to make them understand. (Bridge) Tell me when’s the lesson learned, When kindness only gets me burned? If I fight back, does it make me cruel? Or am I just done being their fool? (Final Chorus – heavier, more desperate) Am I a saint or just a fool? Breaking myself just to follow their rules. They spit in my face, I give them my hand, But I’m done bleeding just to make them understand. (Outro – whispered, fading out) I bite my tongue, I turn away… Maybe tomorrow I’ll walk away.
[Verse] Crunchy bites and sweet delights Tastes that hit like late-night lights A sprinkle here a dollop there Snack dreams swirling everywhere [Verse 2] Dorilocos they’re the twist Chicharrones you can’t resist Chocolate chips meet frozen treat A world of flavor can’t be beat [Chorus] Yogurt swirls with cereal highs A sweet surprise in every bite Salty papas crispy charm Snacks that warm like open arms [Verse 3] Gomitas glitter prepped with care Each one’s a treasure we all share Frituras golden bright and bold Snack vibes worth more than their weight in gold [Bridge] From popcorn clouds to gooey dreams It’s a snacker’s crafted symphony Open up and take the dive In every munch life feels alive [Chorus] Yogurt swirls with cereal highs A sweet surprise in every bite Salty papas crispy charm Snacks that warm like open arms
Intro (Pulsating synth arpeggio, log drum bounce, crowd roar) Male Vocal (filtered, hyped): “Welcome to Addis… Welcome to Addis… Let the city move your body!” (Amharic chop: “እንኳን!”—reverbed) Build-Up (Four-on-the-floor kick, shaker crescendo, synth risers) Vocal Chops (repeating): “Wel-come… Wel-come… Wel-come to Addis!” Drop (Bass explosion, swirling synths, Amapiano piano riff) Male Vocal (chanting): “WELCOME TO ADDIS! (x4) Feel the rhythm in your chest! WELCOME TO ADDIS! (x4) Dance until the sun comes west!” Verse 1 (Rhythmic Chant) (Sparse percussion, distorted sax loop) Male Vocal (call-and-response): “Addis nights don’t sleep… (Hey!) Addis lights don’t lie… (Hey!) Every step’s a prayer… (Hey!) To the saints on high!” Pre-Chorus (Vocal Chop Frenzy) (Rising synth plucks, vocal slices) “Wel-come! Wel-come! Wel-come to Addis!” (Amharic sample: “ደህና መጣህ!”—pitch-shifted) Drop 2 (Heavier bass, trap-style hi-hats, synth fireworks) Male Vocal (repeating): “WELCOME TO ADDIS! (x4) Bassline shakes the ground! WELCOME TO ADDIS! (x4) Lose yourself in the sound!” Breakdown (Ethio-Electronic Fusion) (Krar riff glitched-out, 808 drops, airy vocal pads) Ad-libs (whispered): “Addis… Addis… Addis Ababa… Your heartbeat’s our anthem…” Outro (Synth arpeggio fades, crowd chant loop) Male Vocal (echoed): “Welcome to Addis… Welcome to Addis… Welcome… Welcome… Welcome…”
(Verse 1) Oh, I’m with the girl that rejected you, Left you crying, feeling blue. Move along, mate, hit the road. She dodged you harder than you hit a wooden block. (Chorus) Becky, Becky, what a star, Plays a triangle, better than the guitar. Course you love cowbells, Moo-ing along. Like a mother trucking cow. (Verse 2) Fuck you for being faster than me, Running in your converse, think you are the mother fucking queen. Probably cheating, if you ask me. Mario Party? You’re a joke, Fall off the board like a clumsy toad. (Verse 3) Karate? That ain't a fight, Might as well be chopping wood luckily a lumberjack. Call yourself tough? Oh, please, I’ve seen toddlers kick better than these. (Bridge) Becky Becky Becky, Thinks she's got Rizz She ain't got nothing but anxiety No Rizz Just a lesbian bottom (Outro) But hey, Becky, let’s be fair, You are actually pretty kind. Shame I will be over here with your girl by my side.
[Verso 1] I see you smile and it drives me mad, The world’s so dull when you're feeling sad. I'll guard your life from everyone, If they approach, I’ll make them run. You're my treasure, my sweet delight, I'll keep you safe both day and night. Just stay with me, it's meant to be, I'll make you mine eternally. [Verso 2] Their voices fade when you're near, Only your heartbeat’s what I hear. They’ll never understand my love, A bond forged tight from up above. Don't try to run or slip away, I'll find you, love, come what may. I'll chase your shadow through the gloom, Till love’s obsession seals our doom.
"ENTER THE DOINKVERSE" DOINKVERSE! DOINKVERSE! Step inside, leave ya mind in a hearse! WarmFuzzyFunStuff been cookin’ up a curse, Ink drips wild, let me sketch out the worst! Scribbled a portal, now I'm lost in the mist, Met a doink-smoking squid and he blew me a kiss. Barnes & Noble got the Chronicles in stock, Took a rip from the pages, now the words won’t stop! T-shirts draped on celestial beings, Threads woven from the fabric of dreams. Bought one? Cool. Now ya body ain't real, You're a Doinkster now—sign the surreal! Step in the book, step in the verse, Lit up the art, now time’s in reverse! Puffin' that ink, sketchin’ my curse, Welcome, my friend, to the DOINKVERSE! Met a librarian, head like a squid, Said, "This ain't your world no more, lil kid." Took a rip of the index, letters got loud, Now I see nouns in the sky as a cloud. Blaze Phantom whispered, “Follow the trails,” Flipped to page 66, now my body’s for sale! BUY MY SHIRT, it’s a portal in cloth, Slip it on once, now reality’s off. Read a book, take a toke, buy a tee, Or the Doinkverse gods come huntin’ for thee. Burn the map, turn the page, We been lost in the Doink for infinite days.
[intro] [guitar] [verse 1] [Malgache language] Dé niàrak'issik, hanadiinou... ny andro maraina, Fitiàvakou andrikou, tssy hou zàka bàtaina... Ny djiroun’ny foukou mitsiiloupiloupy, Nandraiissakou anaou... faffàzana touky, [chorus] Ra tsy nissy anaou dé tonga haoulou, tsii ssatry ny tranou, Ny ranou ssoutrouina avy, nou mila hanamàmou Fa mamiikou lôtra ny ouroukourouka... hampandry, ny ssaiina [bridge] [verse 2] Ny ssangiin’ny hariva, touhizantsika maraiina... Ianaou ampangou... ilày manitra tsy fouikou, Mameloumbélouna ny aiina... [chorus] Dé niarak' ssik, hanadiinou... ny andro maraina, Fitiàvakou andrikou, tssy hou zàka bàtaina... Ny djiroun’ny foukou mitsiiloupiloupy, Nandraiissakou anaou... faffàzana touky, [outro] Manouatouhana tsy ou lavou, rasoumbiniaiina, Manouatouhana tsy ou lavou, rasoumbiniaiina.