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Today’s the day, we celebrate you, The kindest soul, so loyal and true. Your laughter’s light, your heart’s a gem, Thinuli, our best friend ‘til the very end Through every storm, you’ve stood so strong, You lift us up, you keep us whole, You’re the warmth, the fire in our soul. You’re the reason we smile every day, Happy birthday Through life’s twists and turns, you always care, Your love’s a gift beyond compare. We’re so blessed to have you here, Thinuli, you’re our treasure, You’re the reason we smile every day, Happy birthday, So let’s raise a toast, to your beautiful soul, For the joy you bring and the hearts you console. On this special day, Happy birthday You’re the reason we smile every day, We love you, we need you, just the way you are. Happy birthday, Thinuli, this song’s for you, Our loyal friend, so loving and true. May your day be as bright as your light, Here’s to you, our best friend for life!

Sure! Here's a fun, lighthearted song about Caleb, embracing humor and creativity while keeping things light-hearted: --- **"The Ballad of Caleb's Belly"** *(A Song About Caleb's Size)* *(Verse 1)* Well, Caleb wakes up in the morning light, Says, "I’ll need two eggs, toast, and extra fries." His pants don't fit, but he don’t mind, He's a big ol' guy, with a big ol' smile. He says, "I've got room for one more plate," And when he eats, you know it’s never late. He's got more rolls than a bakery shop, But when he laughs, the whole world stops! *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Verse 2)* He’s the king of the couch, the snack king too, Every movie night, he’s the first in the queue. You can’t miss him; he’s hard to ignore, With a mountain of chips and a milkshake galore. He's got a smile that’ll light up the room, And a belly that rumbles like thunder at noon. He says, “I don’t mind, I’m happy and free, Just pass me the pizza, I’ll take two, maybe three!” *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Bridge)* Maybe one day you’ll slim down a bit, But Caleb’s too busy having a fit! With laughter and joy, he’ll never grow cold, Because the best part of Caleb is his heart of gold. *(Chorus)* Oh, Caleb, Caleb, how big you’ve grown, You’ve got a belly like a hot air balloon! From your toes to your chin, you’re a sight to see, The world can’t help but laugh with glee. Oh, Caleb, Caleb, you’re a heavyweight, With your big ol' heart and your big ol' plate. You bring the joy, you bring the fun, So here’s to Caleb, second helpings, everyone! *(Outro)* So here's to Caleb, no shame, no frown, You’re the biggest heart in this whole town! Let’s raise a toast, we’re not in a rush, Here’s to Caleb—eat up, and hush! --- This song keeps things playful and embraces Caleb's fun-loving personality! Let me know if you'd like to tweak it!

[Verse] Underneath aurora lights City whispers through the mist Our shadows waltz on cobblestone A lover's tryst A midnight twist [Verse 2] Harmonies of your sweet sigh Sing the lonely Laugavegur blues Piano notes in rain's embrace Whisper tales the heart pursues [Chorus] Einn nótt í Reykjavík Your eyes They catch the moon Strings of fate and melodies Dancing to an ancient tune [Verse 3] Café corners Candle glow Songs of old and dreams anew Your voice It haunts the twilight air Echoes of what once we knew [Bridge] Gently now The night retreats Morning’s breath upon the Fjord But in this moment We remain One last verse A minor chord [Chorus] Einn nótt í Reykjavík Your eyes They catch the moon Strings of fate and melodies Dancing to an ancient tune

आई, तुझं प्रेम आहे गोड अमृतासारखं, तुझं वात्सल्य आहे नेहमी प्रकाश देणारं. तुझ्या मायेच्या सागरात स्वप्नं उलगडली, तुझ्या आशिर्वादाने माझं आयुष्य खुललं. तुझं हसू आहे फुलासारखं सुंदर, तुझं रुसणं आहे ढगासारखं थंडगार. तुझ्या शब्दांनी मिळतो मला उभारी, तुझ्या मिठीत जग जिंकायची ताकद आहे भारी. आई, तू आहेस माझं छानसं सावलीचं झाड, तुझ्याशिवाय आयुष्य आहे अधुरं आणि सुमार. तुझ्या मायेच्या छायेत मी मोठा झालो, तुझं आयुष्यच मला आधार वाटत राहिलो. आज तुझ्या वाढदिवशी एकच मागणं, तुझं सुख आणि आनंद कधीच कमी होऊ नये! तू नेहमी हसत राहा, खुशीत राहा, आई, माझं आयुष्य तुझ्या मुळेच आहे साजिरं. वाढदिवसाच्या खूप खूप शुभेच्छा, आई!

[Verse] James Brewer's got those blue eyes, Blonde hair that catches the sun's rise, A smile that's big and pure, Even though he's been through so much more. [Verse 2] At seven years old, he's strong, Lost his daddy but carries on, With a heart full of dreams, And laughter that so effortlessly gleams. [Chorus] Oh, James Brewer, keep that smile, You'll be just fine, it'll be worthwhile, Though life can be hard and tough, Your spirit alone is more than enough. [Verse 3] In the fields where he plays till dark, Imagining it's all a big park, He sees his dad in the stars, Guiding him near or far. [Verse 4] School days can be hard, But he knows he's got a heart, Pushing through with all his might, James, you're a beacon of light. [Chorus] Oh, James Brewer, keep that smile, You'll be just fine, it'll be worthwhile, Though life can be hard and tough, Your spirit alone is more than enough.

[Verse] There's a boy named James Brewer in a quiet little town, With a heart as big as Texas, never wears a frown, Life threw him some hard times, but he stays standing tall, He's got a smile that can light up the darkest hall. [Verse 2] Lost his daddy at ten, times were rough as it gets, But his mama raised him right, no looking for regrets, He helps her with the plowing, works hard every day, James Brewer's strength and kindness, always find a way. [Chorus] James Brewer's got a heart made of gold, In a world so wild, he stays bold, Through the storms and the rain, he remains, An awesome kid with a loving name. [Verse 3] He helps out at the diner, serving up each meal, Always got a kind word, making folks feel real, At school, he's a hero, aces tests with pride, But it's his compassion that they treasure deep inside. [Chorus] James Brewer's got a heart made of gold, In a world so wild, he stays bold, Through the storms and the rain, he remains, An awesome kid with a loving name. [Verse 4] On the weekends he plays ball, hits it out of the park, With every single triumph, he leaves his mark, But it's not the winning moments that define our James, It's the way he offers friendship, and never seeks fame.

[Verse] Die erste Gitarre in der Hand Ich weiß noch wie alles begann Als wär's gestern am Rand In einer Welt so ungetan [Verse] Die Saiten klangen voller Magie Ein Traum wurde plötzlich wahr Die Melodien flogen wie ein Reh Und ich spielte jubelnd in den Tag [Chorus] Mit der ersten Gitarre fing es an Eine Reise ohne Zurück In den Schatten hinterm Sonnenbrand War die Musik mein Glück [Verse] Die Freunde hörten meinen Klang In den Augen Feuer und Glanz Jede Note ein neues Lied In der Seele tiefer Tanz [Bridge] Die Nächte wurden kurz und wild Der Sommer schien niemals zu gehen Im Herzen ein ungestillter Wille Mit der Gitarre durch die Zeit zu drehen [Chorus] Mit der ersten Gitarre fing es an Eine Reise ohne Zurück In den Schatten hinterm Sonnenbrand War die Musik mein Glück

[Verse] In the streets where ideas fly Newton drops his apple high Galileo meets the sky Science born from curious eye [Verse 2] Marx and Engels scribble lines Changing thoughts with bold designs Darwin's theory breaks confines Evolution redefines [Chorus] Voices loud in every age Turning wisdom's golden page Revolution lights the stage History in scholars' cage [Verse 3] Einstein bends the rules of time Space and motion in a rhyme Freud delves deep into the mind Psyche’s secrets we unwind [Bridge] Dawning thoughts from East and West China's mores put to test Gandhi leads with love expressed Philosophies we digest [Chorus] Voices loud in every age Turning wisdom's golden page Revolution lights the stage History in scholars' cage

I Shit Myself (Country Song) Verse 1: It was a long night at the honky-tonk, Too much whiskey, too much beer in my cup. I was two-steppin’ strong, feelin’ like a king, Till that rumble hit, and I lost everything. Pre-Chorus: You can call it bad luck, or a poor life choice, But I heard the warning, in that little voice… Chorus: I shit myself, right there on the floor, Tried to play it cool, but I ran for the door. Life comes at you fast, when your pride takes a fall, Yeah, I shit myself, in front of them all. Verse 2: Sarah Jean was laughin’, my buddies were, too, I tried to explain, but what could I do? The jukebox kept playin’ a George Strait song, But I knew in my heart, I couldn’t stay long. Pre-Chorus: A man’s gotta face the mess that he’s made, But some things, my friend, you just can’t evade. Chorus: I shit myself, right there in my jeans, It ain’t the kind of story for a movie scene. You can fall off a horse, and you’ll still stand tall, But I shit myself, and I lost it all. Bridge: Maybe next time, I’ll skip that chili dog, Lay off the beer, or call it a night. But for now, I’m the legend of the dance hall floor, A cautionary tale they’ll tell evermore. Chorus (repeat): I shit myself, oh, what a surprise, The look on their faces, I’ll never disguise. Life’s got its moments, both big and small, But I shit myself, and I took the fall. Outro: So raise a glass to the trials we face, To the lessons learned, and the moments of grace. But if you’re like me, and you’ve been through hell… Just laugh it off and say, “Yeah, I shit myself.”

When the weight of the world is pressing down, And your weary heart can barely make a sound. When the night is long, and hope feels gone, Remember, you’re not walking this alone. Lift your eyes to where the light breaks through, In the quiet, He whispers peace to you. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. When the road ahead is shrouded and unclear, And every step is tangled up in fear. His promises stand, they won’t ever fade, Trust His steady hand through the waves. Breathe in deep, and know He holds your soul, In the chaos, He’s still in control. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. You are seen, you are known, in every tear you cry, His mercy flows like rivers, never running dry. Hold fast to His truth, let His comfort lead, In your deepest valley, He meets every need. There’s peace beyond the storm, strength within the fight, Love that holds you close through the darkest night. Rest in His embrace, lay your burdens down, In the arms of grace, you’ll find solid ground. When the storm has passed, and dawn brings light, His love remains, still holding you tight. Through every season, He’s faithful and true, In every trial, His peace carries you.

Where were you on the night of thunder? When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand? Dare to sleep if you will. There’s a rumble in the hills. The sound of thunder so chilling. It starts the herd milling. An old steer snorted. Then another got up Like rising from the dead A raging fire began to spread. A roar of a thousand trumpets An Erie glow descended. Like fingers of lights on horns A stampede is born. Like a snake coiled ready to strike Shield your eyes from the light. For the Fox Fire is here With vengeance tonight. Where were you on the night of thunder When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand? Don’t hesitate in the thicket of hell. Grip your reins and clutch your pommel. Forget the rain, hail, and dust. Shut your eyes if you must. Ride your pony for him you trust. He’s busting a gut to turn the tide. So, Cowboy do what you must To hell with Fox Fire Through rain, wind, dust, and mud The Stampede slows and all is calm Cookie offers a tin of coffee to the weary. But,l when it’s all said and done Those dam hides and horns those waddies still love. Where were you on the night of thunder When hailstones covered the land When thunder jarred the earth asunder And struck fear in every cowhand?

Down in Mansfield, on a campus so bright, There’s Donna Hight, keeps the students in line, Dean of the school, got that boss lady grace, She runs the whole show with a smile on her face. But at night when she’s home, and the work day is done, She’s got a partner in crime, a love that’s second to none, It’s Alex Naples, her sweet McDonald’s wife, A 70s soul who’s lived a colorful life. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Verse 2 Now Alex is a student, on the road to teach, Middle childhood dreams, she’s got that wisdom to reach, With a heart full of passion and a mind full of plans, She’s ready to shape the next generation of hands. But she don’t just work the counter, no, she’s got more to give, She teaches the kids the way she’s always lived, In a world full of change, love’s the thing that stays, Like a vinyl record spinning those sweet 70s days. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Bridge In the small-town air, they’re a beacon of pride, No secrets to hide, just love on their side, From Mansfield to the drive-thru, they’re makin’ their mark, Like a sweet summer firefly lighting up the dark. Chorus Oh, Donna and Alex, they make the perfect pair, One’s a campus queen, the other’s a teacher who cares, With their love so strong, they can take on the world, One’s got the books, and the other’s got the curls. From the classroom to the fries, they’re always in sync, Two hearts beat together, faster than you’d think. Donna and Alex, oh what a story they write, Love’s got no rules, just a flame burning bright. Outro So here’s to the ladies, from the 70s to now, Teaching us all how to love anyhow, Donna and Alex, they stand proud and true, Showin’ the world love is always brand new.