Deck the halls with skulls and bodies,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!'Tis the season for great battles,Valhala la la la la, la la la la! Don we now our war apparel,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,Valhala la la la la, la la la la! See the blazing yule before us,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!Strike the harp and join the chorus,Valhala la la la la, la la la la! Follow me in merry measure,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!While I sing of Odin's treasure,Valhala la la la la, la la la la! Fast away the old year passes,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,Valhala la la la la, la la la la! Sing we joyous, all together,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!Heedless of the wind and weather,Valhala la la la la, la la la la!
Christmas
English
The song evokes a playful and rebellious spirit, combining the joy of celebration with a dark, humorous edge. It contrasts the festive cheer usually associated with Christmas with elements of battle and mythology, provoking laughter and a sense of camaraderie among listeners
This song could serve as an entertaining anthem during themed holiday gatherings, especially those with a darker or humorous twist, such as a Halloween-Christmas crossover event or a Viking-themed party. It also fits well in settings that embrace parody or a rebellious take on traditional Christmas festivities.
The verses maintain a traditional carol cadence, with playful internal rhymes and alliteration that enhance its lyrical rhythm. The 'Valhala la la la' refrain mirrors the familiar 'fa la la' of classic carols but subverts it with a twist on dark themes. The structure demonstrates a clear refrain that allows for audience participation, making it suitable for sing-alongs.
There once was a lass named eden, The cop pulled her over for speeding, When he looked down, He then drew a frown, Cause he found the bottle she peed in
Wir möchten uns von Herzen bedanken, Für Ihr Vertrauen, das uns stets begleitet. Das Jahr neigt sich dem Ende zu, Und wir blicken dankbar darauf zurück. In dieser besinnlichen Zeit Wünschen wir Ihnen Frieden und Fröhlichkeit. Möge Ihre Seele Wärme empfangen, Und Ihr Herz vor Freude überspringen. Lass uns gemeinsam die Kerzen entzünden, Und in der Stille des Abends verweilen. Möge das neue Jahr für Sie bringen, Gesundheit, Glück und viele Meilen. Von Keller Schneider, mit Liebe und Dank, Frohe Weihnachten und einen guten Rutsch!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Everywhere I go. But this year it’s kind of strange, in my camo greens for a change, Marching down these barracks all aglow. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, But training never rests! Got the Corps spirit near, with the brothers I hold dear, I’ve just passed MCT’s tests! I just turned twenty too, with boot camp in my rear view, And I’m heading to MP School, learning something new. Though I won’t be home this year, I’m holding on tight To the pride of a Marine in sight. It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas, Humming carols in my head, With my squad as family here, bringing holiday cheer, As the Drill Instructor calls out, “Lights out!” instead. Yes, it’s beginning to feel like Christmas, In a brand-new kind of way. Though my loved ones aren’t near, I feel them so clear, Merry Christmas, Marine Corps way!
The snow is softly falling, A blanket pure and white, The world is gently calling, To welcome Christmas night. With hearts so full of wonder, And voices raised in song, We gather close together, Where love will guide us on. (Chorus) Oh, Christmas light, shine in our hearts, Fill the night with your warmth, never to part. Through the cold and the dark, you're always near, A star that will guide us, year after year. The tree stands tall with splendor, Its branches bright and green, Each ornament, a story, Of all that we have seen. From every joyful moment, A new hope comes to life, And peace falls gently over The world, in soft delight. Oh, Christmas light, shine in our hearts, Fill the night with your warmth, never to part. Through the cold and the dark, you're always near, A star that will guide us, year after year. Let the bells ring clearly, Let the voices soar, Let us be the light, And share it evermore. Through the joy and sorrow, Through the storms that may come, The light of Christmas calls us, To be one. Oh, Christmas light, shine in our hearts, Fill the night with your warmth, never to part. Through the cold and the dark, you're always near, A star that will guide us, year after year. So let the light keep shining, In every heart tonight, For Christmas brings the promise, Of everlasting light.
(Verse 1) It’s Christmas time, the lights are bright, But I'm not home this holiday night. Just turned twenty, November came and went, Off to Military Police School, where my time is spent. (Chorus) Oh, it’s Christmas in the Corps, far from my kin, Missing Dad, Stepmom, and Aili’s grin. Though I can’t be there to join in cheer, I’m holding them close, year after year. (Verse 2) A Marine’s life, that’s what I chose, Even if it means the distance grows. Dad’s proud smile, Aili’s laugh so bright, They're with me, like stars in the silent night. (Chorus) Oh, it’s Christmas in the Corps, far from my kin, Missing Dad, Stepmom, and Aili’s grin. Though I can’t be there to join in cheer, I’m holding them close, year after year. (Bridge) Snow may fall on those I love, But I’m here, serving from above. Miles apart, yet close in heart, This Marine’s journey, it’s just the start. (Final Chorus) Oh, it’s Christmas in the Corps, far from my kin, Missing Dad, Stepmom, and Aili’s grin. The love we share will see me through, Merry Christmas, to my family true.
Hey pssssst komm mal her. Du brauchst doch was. Ich kenn da wen. Der macht das klar! Ich Ruf den an und er macht das! (Phone ringing) Jo? Alles Klar Ist jetzt reserviert. Es Ist AARONJIERT. Geschirr auf der Spülmaschine? - AARONJIERT Eine ungewaschene-Wäsche-Lawine? - AARONJIERT Philosophie ohne Ergebnis? - AARONJIERT Jeder Smalltalk ein Erlebnis? - AARONJIERT Unrhytmisches Tanzen? - AARONJIERT Brennbare Pflanzen? - AARONJIERT Von der Seite rein quatschen? - AARONJIERT Unbeholfenes Klatschen? - AARONJIERT Wuchtiges Schnarchen? - AARONJIERT Das Gegenteil vom Patriarchen? - AARONJIERT Barthaare im Bad? -AARONJIERT Vaterwitze der feinsten Art?- AARONJIERT Du brauchst Krümelhände? - AARONJIERT FIFA Zocken ohne Ende? - AARONJIERT Gras der besten Qualität? - AARONJIERT Unangenehm schlechte Bonität? - AARONJIERT Einen liebevollen Vater? - AARONJIERT Und auch Liebe für den Kater? - AARONJIERT Traurige Mukke - AARONJIERT Minderwertige Spucke? - AARONJIERT Kurzfristige Absage? - AARONJIERT Borussia Dortmund Blamage? - AARONJIERT Keine Bewegung ohne ein Stöhnen? - AARONJIERT Du willst dich an Selbstmitleid gewöhnen? - AARONjIERT Eine frische Depression? - AARONjIERT Berufliche Stagnation? - AARONJIERT Angebohrte Stromleitung? - AARONJIERT Eine Links-grün-versiffte-Meinung? AARONJIERT Einen gendernden Pädagogen? - AARONJIERT Siedler von Catan mit weichen Drogen? - AARONJIERT Einen Aal im Käfig? - AARONJIERT CPM auf ewig? - AARONJIERT Einen Lauch mit Bauch? - AARONJIERT Einen jungen Assi Günther Jauch? - AARONJIERT Nepal-Expertise? - AARONJIERT Schwere Mentale Krise? - AARONJIERT An der Daddelklause n Kind? -AARONJIERT Bei der Suche plötzlich blind? - AARONJIERT Ungestüm aber engagiert? Falsch gemacht aber motiviert? Offensichtlich untrainiert? Deine Faulheit wird honoriert? Ruf ihn ruhig an, sei nicht irritiert ES IST AARONJIERT
Hey pssssst komm mal her. Du brauchst doch was. Ich kenn da wen. Der macht das klar! Ich Ruf den an und er macht das! (Phone ringing) Jo? Alles Klar Ist jetzt reserviert. Es Ist AARONJIERT. Geschirr auf der Spülmaschine? - AARONJIERT Eine ungewaschene-Wäsche-Lawine? - AARONJIERT Philosophie ohne Ergebnis? - AARONJIERT Jeder Smalltalk ein Erlebnis? - AARONJIERT Unrhytmisches Tanzen? - AARONJIERT Brennbare Pflanzen? - AARONJIERT Von der Seite rein quatschen? - AARONJIERT Unbeholfenes Klatschen? - AARONJIERT Wuchtiges Schnarchen? - AARONJIERT Das Gegenteil vom Patriarchen? - AARONJIERT Barthaare im Bad? -AARONJIERT Vaterwitze der feinsten Art?- AARONJIERT Du brauchst Krümelhände? - AARONJIERT FIFA Zocken ohne Ende? - AARONJIERT Gras der besten Qualität? - AARONJIERT Unangenehm schlechte Bonität? - AARONJIERT Einen liebevollen Vater? - AARONJIERT Und auch Liebe für den Kater? - AARONJIERT Traurige Mukke - AARONJIERT Minderwertige Spucke? - AARONJIERT Kurzfristige Absage? - AARONJIERT Borussia Dortmund Blamage? - AARONJIERT Keine Bewegung ohne ein Stöhnen? - AARONJIERT Du willst dich an Selbstmitleid gewöhnen? - AARONjIERT Eine frische Depression? - AARONjIERT Berufliche Stagnation? - AARONJIERT Angebohre Stromleitung? - AARONJIERT Eine Links-grün-versiffte-Meinung? AARONJIERT Einen gendernden Pädagogen? - AARONJIERT Siedler von Catan mit weichen Drogen? - AARONJIERT Einen Aal im Käfig? - AARONJIERT CPM auf ewig? - AARONJIERT Einen Lauch mit Bauch? - AARONJIERT Einen jungen Assi Günther Jauch? - AARONJIERT Nepal-Expertise? - AARONJIERT Schwere Mentale Krise? - AARONJIERT An der Daddelklause n Kind? -AARONJIERT Bei der Suche plötzlich blind? - AARONJIERT Ungestüm aber engagiert? Falsch gemacht aber motiviert? Offensichtlich untrainiert? Deine Faulheit wird honoriert? Ruf ihn ruhig an, sei nicht irritiert ES IST AARONJIERT
In the quiet of the classroom, rage took control, A pencil in my hand, like fire in my soul. One moment he laughed, the next he cried, Caught in the heat, something snapped inside. Thought it was a joke, just kids at play, But the lead in my grip had another say. A single strike, and the crimson flowed, Now I’m left with a weight that won’t let go. Lead and blood, it stains my hand, The innocence lost, I don’t understand. What have I done, what did I see? A friend on the floor, and a stranger in me. I’m haunted by echoes, the gasp, the scream, This shadow inside me, it’s sharp and keen. Faces all around, frozen in shock, And I’m chained to the memory like a solid rock. Eyes full of questions, and whispers so cold, The line between friends and foes growing old. Once just a boy, now a storm out of tune, Tried to reach the sun but I caught the moon. Lead and blood, it stains my hand, The innocence lost, I don’t understand. What have I done, what did I see? A friend on the floor, and a stranger in me. Oh, the rage I buried deep inside, It broke free, with nowhere to hide. A scar on my soul, a mark I bear, A piece of my youth stripped naked and bare. Now every pencil feels like a blade, Every laugh haunts me, every look a raid. In the mirror, I’m torn by what I find, A boy in pieces, a fractured mind. Lead and blood, it stains my hand, The innocence lost, I don’t understand. What have I done, what did I see? A friend on the floor, and a stranger in me. I’ll carry this weight, the scars will remain, A memory carved in violence and pain. From shadow to shadow, I walk with dread, A boy with a pencil, and the ghost in red.
Me and my grandpa, oh he’s the best, I call him Pa—my holiday chest. We loaded our world, Minecraft on the screen, Spawned in a snowy land, felt like a dream. Chopping down spruce trees, snowflakes in the air, Building up hopes with joy everywhere. In our winter wonderland, we’ll build day and night, From rivers to hills, wrapped in holiday light. With each little adventure, our spirits stay bright, In this blocky world, we light up the night. We sailed down the icy river, side by side, Found a cozy forest where we could reside. Built a village with a blacksmith, a bakery too— Oh Pa, you’re the best, there’s nothing we can’t do! Hunger came calling, so with laughter we played, Pa went off to “borrow” what the villagers made. In our winter wonderland, we’ll build day and night, From snowy peaks to valleys in holiday light. Exploring our first cave with thrills in our hearts, Finding coal and iron—that’s just the start. I built my little house, then we did his too, Crafting holiday dreams, just me and you. The villagers came and brought us a prize, With mending books gifted—a Christmas surprise! Reindeer-like horses and donkeys danced free, With pandas munching bamboo under the tree. Then we set our sights high—an Ender Dragon to fight, With enchanted gear, we battled with might. Victory was sweet, our spirits so high, As we looked to the stars in a wintery sky. In our winter wonderland, we’ll build day and night, From rivers to hills, under holiday light. With every adventure, we never lose spark, In this blocky world, we light up the dark. Now we hang our tools in a room aglow, Memories made in blocks, lit up like snow. Pa and me forever, in this Minecraft land, Building holiday stories, each one hand in hand. Oh, me and my grandpa, together we’ll stay, In our wintery world, we’ll play Christmas Day!
Woke up in a darkened cell, Puzzles spinning, I can’t tell, What’s real or just in my head, A demon's voice, filling me with dread. Monsters in the walls and floors, Breathing heavy, banging doors. Mr. Heart is watching me, Laughing in my misery. (Pre-Chorus) The clock’s ticking, can’t be still, Every choice a deadly thrill. The walls are closing, no way out, I’m trapped inside, I start to shout. Heart.Inc, a twisted game, Puzzles, monsters, all the same. Mr. Heart, you mock my pain, But I’ll escape, I’ll break these chains. With the key, and Zippo’s flame, I’ll burn it all and end this game. But when I run, I’ll feel the heat, The factory's fire beneath my feet. I grab the key, my heart's a race, Monsters closing, can’t slow pace. Mr. Heart’s voice in my ear, "Think you’re free? Think you’re clear?" The Zippo spark, the fire grows, The building’s burning, I feel it glow. The exit’s near, the end’s in sight, But as I run, I feel the bite. The door's in front, the flames behind, One last leap, I cross the line. Out the door, but what’s this place? A shadow tall, it slows my pace. Heart.Inc, a twisted game, Puzzles, monsters, all the same. Mr. Heart, you mock my pain, But I’ll escape, I’ll break these chains. With the key, and Zippo’s flame, I’ll burn it all and end this game. But when I run, I’ll feel the heat, The factory's fire beneath my feet. (Bridge) I wake up back where I began, A blackened demon takes my hand. It’s tall, it’s cold, its eyes are red, I can’t escape, I'm filled with dread. "You thought you won, you thought you’d fly, But in the end, you'll never die. I’ve waited here, I've seen it all, Now it’s your turn to take the fall." The tall demon guides me through, Back to the start, where it’s all new. I fight, but it’s no use— I feel the grip, I feel the noose. Heart.Inc, a twisted game, Puzzles, monsters, all the same. Mr. Heart, you mock my pain, But I’ll escape, I’ll break these chains. With the key, and Zippo’s flame, I’ll burn it all and end this game. But when I run, I’ll feel the heat, The factory's fire beneath my feet. But in the end, it’s not enough, I see the demon, rough and tough. The blackened hand, it grabs my soul, Takes my body, takes control. I close my eyes, I start to fade, Heart.Inc’s grip, it’s never betrayed. The demon laughs, my fate is sealed, A puppet now, I’m forced to kneel. The fire’s gone, the factory's still, But now it’s me, who’s left to kill. Heart.Inc, it’s all a game, And now I’m part of the flame.
