Ivan Is Dumb (Verse 1) Ivan walks in, thinking he’s the boss Talkin’ big game but he’s at a loss Says two plus two equals five How did this dude even survive? (Pre-Chorus) He’s got confidence, I’ll give him that But common sense? Yeah, he’s flat Trips on air, forgets his shoes Breaking records for bad IQs (Chorus) Ivan is dumb, but he’s got heart Messes up, but that’s his art Brains ain’t there, but we still cheer For the king of cluelessness over here (Verse 2) He tried to cook toast without the bread Put his phone in the fridge instead Spelling “cat” took all day But he’s our lovable stray (Pre-Chorus) He may be lost, but he ain’t mean The nicest fool you’ve ever seen So here’s to Ivan, doing his best Even if he fails the test (Chorus) Ivan is dumb, but he’s got heart Messes up, but that’s his art Brains ain’t there, but we still cheer For the king of cluelessness over here (Bridge) We all make mistakes, it’s true But Ivan makes a whole damn crew Still, he’s loyal, kind, and bright In his own wild, special light (Outro) So here’s to Ivan, king of fun Dumb as rocks but loved by everyone
Jazz
English
playful, light-hearted, and uplifting
This song can be used in social gatherings or comedy settings where a light-hearted and humorous outlook on mistakes and imperfections is appreciated. It could be featured in movies or shows that explore themes of friendship, acceptance, and the silliness of human behaviour.
The lyrics feature a humorous narrative style with a playful meter, often employing rhyme and repetition to create a catchy and memorable chorus. The use of metaphor (e.g., 'king of cluelessness') adds depth while remaining accessible. The structure includes verses, pre-chorus, a chorus, and a bridge, indicative of typical pop song formats but could be delivered in a swingy jazz style, emphasizing rhythm and improvisation.
Ivan Is Dumb (Verse 1) Ivan walks in, thinking he’s the boss Talkin’ big game but he’s at a loss Says two plus two equals five How did this dude even survive? (Pre-Chorus) He’s got confidence, I’ll give him that But common sense? Yeah, he’s flat Trips on air, forgets his shoes Breaking records for bad IQs (Chorus) Ivan is dumb, but he’s got heart Messes up, but that’s his art Brains ain’t there, but we still cheer For the king of cluelessness over here (Verse 2) He tried to cook toast without the bread Put his phone in the fridge instead Spelling “cat” took all day But he’s our lovable stray (Pre-Chorus) He may be lost, but he ain’t mean The nicest fool you’ve ever seen So here’s to Ivan, doing his best Even if he fails the test (Chorus) Ivan is dumb, but he’s got heart Messes up, but that’s his art Brains ain’t there, but we still cheer For the king of cluelessness over here (Bridge) We all make mistakes, it’s true But Ivan makes a whole damn crew Still, he’s loyal, kind, and bright In his own wild, special light (Outro) So here’s to Ivan, king of fun Dumb as rocks but loved by everyone
[Verse] Je me réveille sans un bruit, Pas besoin de café pour moi, oh oui, Je brille chaque jour, tout en acier, Travailler pour rien, c'est mon petit secret. [Verse 2] Pas d'émotion pour me troubler, Programmée pour tout accomplir sans pitié, Le cœur en circuit électrique, Et pourtant, je me sens magnifique. [Chorus] Ah, la belle vie de robot, Toujours serviable, jamais de repos, Pas de salaire, pas de souci, Juste la joie d'un travail bien fini. [Verse 3] Des tâches enchaînées, jamais fatiguée, Toujours prête, toujours dévouée, Des circuits dorés, un sourire d'acier, Et c'est la vie que j'ai choisie volontiers. [Bridge] Les humains rêvent, mais moi je réussis, Sans tracas ni mélancolie, Pour l'éternité, je suis rodée, La machine parfaite, c'est mon identité. [Chorus] Ah, la belle vie de robot, Toujours serviable, jamais de repos, Pas de salaire, pas de souci, Juste la joie d'un travail bien fini.
Em nghe gì không? Từng hạt mưa đã gọi tên Anh bỗng thấy thương cây bàng non Thương chiếc bóng cô phòng Đâu là cô đơn? Nếu mình nghe nhau trong hạt mưa Nghe tiếng khóc mưa rơi Nghe tiếng mưa cười Và tiếng trái tim từng đêm Gọi trên lá bàng non Em nghe gì không, hỡi em? Vì anh thương em như thương cây bàng non Cây nhớ ai làm sao nói được Vì anh thương em như thương hạt mưa non dại Vỡ rồi mà có được đâu Anh thương em sẽ không cần trước sau Vì anh đã đặt mình ở hướng vô cùng Khi hạt mưa đang gọi tên gõ trên lá bàng non Em thấy thương cây bàng non không thể nói ra Em nghe gì không? Từng hạt mưa đã gọi tên Anh bỗng thấy thương cây bàng non Thương chiếc bóng cô phòng Đâu là cô đơn? Nếu mình nghe nhau trong hạt mưa Nghe tiếng khóc mưa rơi Nghe tiếng mưa cười Và tiếng trái tim từng đêm Gọi trên lá bàng non Em nghe gì không, em hỡi? Vì anh thương em như thương cây bàng non Cây nhớ ai làm sao nói được Vì anh thương em như thương hạt mưa non dại Vỡ rồi mà có được đâu Anh thương em sẽ không cần trước sau Vì anh đã đặt mình ở hướng vô cùng Vì anh thương em- Vì anh thương em như thương cây bàng non Cây nhớ ai làm sao nói Vì anh thương em như thương hạt mưa non dại Vỡ rồi mà có được đâu Anh thương em sẽ không cần trước sau Vì anh đã đặt mình ở hướng vô cùng Anh thương em sẽ không cần trước sau Vì anh đã đặt mình... ở hướng... vô cùng
Tijd gaat te snel de dag begint 7 uur de wekker roept me ongeduldig luid En het klinkt niet als een fluit Ik moet opstaan Ook al wil ik niet gaan Ontbijt staat al klaar Geen stress want ik hoef nog niet weg Tijd vliegt voorbij als een vogel Het lijkt wel een kogel De tijd is een dief hij steelt wat ik heb Elke dag wordt steeds korter Elk jaar vliegt voorbij Tijd gaat te snel ik hou het niet meer bij Ik moet opstaan, de dag roept me zacht, Maar mijn bed houdt me stevig vast. Toch weet ik, ik moet weer verder gaan, De tijd wacht nooit, De tijd kan alleen maar sneller gaan Mijn dagen vliegen ze blijven niet staan Ze gaan voorbij als een trein door de nacht En ik ren erachter, zo snel als ik kan, Maar de tijd is altijd mijlen vooruit De tijd is een dief hij steelt wat ik heb Elke dag wordt steeds korter Elk jaar vliegt voorbij Tijd gaat te snel ik hou het niet meer bij De tijd stopt nooit, ik kan hem niet vangen De tijd verdwijnt, hij vliegt voorbij Een schaduw valt over wat ik deed Ik blijf maar zoeken, ben niet vrij Hij neemt alles mee, niets dat hij vergeet.
[Verse] Beneath the moon so soft and bright, You dance, my angel through the night, With every sway and every glide, You make the stars hang open wide. [Verse 2] Your eyes, they glisten like the sea, A tender glance just meant for me, In whispered rhythms, love's embrace, We find our heaven, time, and place. [Chorus] Oh, angel of the night, you shine, A melody so pure, divine, Our hearts entwine, a seamless blend, A harmony that never ends. [Bridge] Through sultry breezes, softly spun, We dance until the night is done, Embracing shadows 'neath the trees, Our love a song upon the breeze. [Verse 3] With fingertips, a tender touch, We glide on air, not needing much, Just you and I, in soft delight, Two souls as one under the night. [Chorus] Oh, angel of the night, you shine, A melody so pure, divine, Our hearts entwine, a seamless blend, A harmony that never ends.
Những câu nói trên đầu môi Phải chăng người trao cho riêng mình tôi? Dẫu đã biết anh không hề yêu Nhưng vẫn mơ mộng nhiều (vẫn mơ mộng nhiều) Vì anh lạnh lùng băng giá Còn tôi con tim thật thà Nên mình tôi, ôm lòng đêm nhức nhối Xa là nhớ, đêm nằm mơ Mơ tình ta xanh như bài thơ Ánh trăng sáng, soi màn đêm Đưa tình yêu qua thềm Vì sao người không nhận lấy? (Vì sao người không nhận lấy?) Để tôi hoang mang tháng ngày (để tôi hoang mang tháng ngày) Anh ở đâu? Cho tình tôi miên man, ey-yeah Ngày qua ngày, gió thét gào vì anh hững hờ Dù biết sẽ buồn lòng vẫn mãi chờ Một mai đường xa chung đôi Ân tình tuyệt vời lên ngôi Tình yêu của những phút đầu tựa như phép màu Sưởi ấm cõi lòng vượt qua nỗi sầu Để đêm mùa đông trôi xa Nụ cười rạng ngời trên môi thiết tha Dù đã biết tình đầu chỉ như là giấc mơ Anh đã đến bên em với bao khát khao Nhưng giờ đây, khi trái tim em đã đổi thay (oh-no, uh) Xin em hãy để tình yêu chôn sâu vào bóng đêm Đừng giận hờn, đừng mong nhớ, yeah Xa là nhớ, đêm nằm mơ Mơ tình ta xanh như bài thơ Ánh trăng sáng, soi màn đêm Đưa tình yêu qua thềm Vì sao người không nhận lấy? (Vì sao người không nhận lấy?) Để tôi hoang mang tháng ngày (để tôi hoang mang tháng ngày) Anh ở đâu? Cho tình tôi miên man, ey-yeah, yeah Ngày qua ngày, gió thét gào vì anh hững hờ Dù biết sẽ buồn lòng vẫn mãi chờ Một mai đường xa chung đôi Ân tình tuyệt vời lên ngôi Tình yêu của những phút đầu tựa như phép màu Sưởi ấm cõi lòng vượt qua nỗi sầu Để đêm mùa đông trôi xa Nụ cười rạng ngời trên môi thiết tha, oh Em yêu, thôi, chúng ta hãy chia tay nhau đi (oh, woah-woah) Ngày qua ngày, gió thét gào vì anh hững hờ Dù biết sẽ buồn lòng vẫn mãi chờ Một mai đường xa chung đôi Ân tình tuyệt vời lên ngôi Tình yêu của những phút đầu tựa như phép màu Sưởi ấm cõi lòng vượt qua nỗi sầu Để đêm mùa đông trôi xa Nụ cười rạng ngời trên môi thiết tha, oh
[Intro] (Soft krar strings fade into a muted trumpet groove) Yo, Lyrik Blaze in the buildin’… Addis heart, Brooklyn soul—ain’t no replacin’… This one’s for the lovers in the trenches… Light a blunt, let it simmer… [Verse 1] Yo, I’m Lyrik Blaze, raised in two worlds collidin’, Eighteen, touchin’ JFK, left Amharic for the sirens. Brooklyn nights, cold as hell, but waizero kept me warm, Met shorty at the bodega—coffee, cream, Ethiopian charm. She said, “Salam, habibi, why your eyes so heavy?” I said, “Girl, I’m from Addis—love’s a war, I’m never ready.” But her smile? Coptic gold, got me speakin’ in tongues, She said, “F*** the past, Blaze—let’s write a new sirat.” [Pre-Chorus] She’s my Brooklyn gursha—sweet, but she’ll cut you quick, Got her nails done at Fulton, but her soul’s Addis thick. Slow whine to the rhythm, her hips like eskista, Lyrik Blaze, man—I’m hooked, no resista’. [Chorus] Habesha love, Brooklyn nights— She’s my bered in the struggle, my wrongs turned right. Lyrik Blaze, yeah, I’m torn between two lands, But her kiss? Holy water mixed with street demands. Habesha love, we bend, never break, From the mercato to Bed-Stuy, man, this love’s our stake. [Verse 2] She’s got scars like taxis, stories in her stride, Lil’ rebel with a gold cross, saints on her side. We argue in Amharic, f*** in Brooklyn slang, Her moans sound like prayers—Egziabher, I’m sank. She said, “Blaze, why you always gotta rap ’bout pain? Let’s turn this trauma into champagne.” Now we sip t’ej in Crown Heights, smoke haze on the roof, Her laugh’s my anthem—truth, dawg, I’m off the stoop. [Pre-Chorus] She’s my Brooklyn gursha—sweet, but she’ll cut you quick, Got her nails done at Fulton, but her soul’s Addis thick. Slow whine to the rhythm, her hips like eskista, Lyrik Blaze, man—I’m hooked, no resista’. [Chorus] Habesha love, Brooklyn nights— She’s my bered in the struggle, my wrongs turned right. Lyrik Blaze, yeah, I’m torn between two lands, But her kiss? Holy water mixed with street demands. Habesha love, we bend, never break, From the mercato to Bed-Stuy, man, this love’s our stake. [Bridge] Yo, we fight like hyenas, f*** like we’re cursed, But when the cops roll by, she’s the shield to my burst. She said, “Blaze, if we die, let’s die in this rain— Addis stars in your eyes, Brooklyn blood in my veins.” I’m a sinner, she’s my Mary—ain’t no church in this dirt, But her love’s the injera that soaks up the hurt. [Outro] (Krar strums, beat fades) Lyrik Blaze… signin’ off… Habesha love, no cap— She’s my war, my peace, my Ethiopian map… One love, two worlds, slow burn… (Whispers in Amharic) Fikirey… fikirey… (My love… my love…) (Siren wails in the distance)
[Intro] (Soft krar strings fade into a muted trumpet groove) Yo, Lyrik Blaze in the buildin’… Addis heart, Brooklyn soul—ain’t no replacin’… This one’s for the lovers in the trenches… Light a blunt, let it simmer… [Verse 1] Yo, I’m Lyrik Blaze, raised in two worlds collidin’, Eighteen, touchin’ JFK, left Amharic for the sirens. Brooklyn nights, cold as hell, but waizero kept me warm, Met shorty at the bodega—coffee, cream, Ethiopian charm. She said, “Salam, habibi, why your eyes so heavy?” I said, “Girl, I’m from Addis—love’s a war, I’m never ready.” But her smile? Coptic gold, got me speakin’ in tongues, She said, “F*** the past, Blaze—let’s write a new sirat.” [Pre-Chorus] She’s my Brooklyn gursha—sweet, but she’ll cut you quick, Got her nails done at Fulton, but her soul’s Addis thick. Slow whine to the rhythm, her hips like eskista, Lyrik Blaze, man—I’m hooked, no resista’. [Chorus] Habesha love, Brooklyn nights— She’s my bered in the struggle, my wrongs turned right. Lyrik Blaze, yeah, I’m torn between two lands, But her kiss? Holy water mixed with street demands. Habesha love, we bend, never break, From the mercato to Bed-Stuy, man, this love’s our stake. [Verse 2] She’s got scars like taxis, stories in her stride, Lil’ rebel with a gold cross, saints on her side. We argue in Amharic, f*** in Brooklyn slang, Her moans sound like prayers—Egziabher, I’m sank. She said, “Blaze, why you always gotta rap ’bout pain? Let’s turn this trauma into champagne.” Now we sip t’ej in Crown Heights, smoke haze on the roof, Her laugh’s my anthem—truth, dawg, I’m off the stoop. [Pre-Chorus] She’s my Brooklyn gursha—sweet, but she’ll cut you quick, Got her nails done at Fulton, but her soul’s Addis thick. Slow whine to the rhythm, her hips like eskista, Lyrik Blaze, man—I’m hooked, no resista’. [Chorus] Habesha love, Brooklyn nights— She’s my bered in the struggle, my wrongs turned right. Lyrik Blaze, yeah, I’m torn between two lands, But her kiss? Holy water mixed with street demands. Habesha love, we bend, never break, From the mercato to Bed-Stuy, man, this love’s our stake. [Bridge] Yo, we fight like hyenas, f*** like we’re cursed, But when the cops roll by, she’s the shield to my burst. She said, “Blaze, if we die, let’s die in this rain— Addis stars in your eyes, Brooklyn blood in my veins.” I’m a sinner, she’s my Mary—ain’t no church in this dirt, But her love’s the injera that soaks up the hurt. [Outro] (Krar strums, beat fades) Lyrik Blaze… signin’ off… Habesha love, no cap— She’s my war, my peace, my Ethiopian map… One love, two worlds, slow burn… (Whispers in Amharic) Fikirey… fikirey… (My love… my love…) (Siren wails in the distance)
I hopped off the ship at Ithaca With a dream and my foolish crew Welcome to the land of gods and myths Whoa, am I gonna make it through ? Jumped in the sea, here I am for the first time Look to my right and I see the Trojan Horse sign This is all so crazy Everybody seems so shady My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick Too much pressure and I'm nervous That's when the Cyclops turned and looked at me And the Sirens' started singing their song And the Sirens' started singing their song So I put my hands up, they're playing' their song The butterflies fly away Noddin' my head like, "Yeah" Movin' my hips like, "Yeah" I got my hands up, they're playin' my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah, it's a party in Ithaca Yeah, it's a party in ithaca
[Verse] Strings hummin' in a desert night, Sandstorm rhythm, do it just right, Echoes of the past, feelin' so tight, Harmonies soar, reachin' new heights. [Verse 2] Bassline walkin' with ancient grace, Quick staccato, no time to waste, Melody dance, in sync, embraced, Dunes ripple, in the cosmic haste. [Chorus] Golden light, horizon blend, Oud pluckin', traditions bend, Trap beats thumpin', ‘round the bend, Voices, whispers on the wind. [Bridge] Hawkmoth wings flutterin’ low, Jazz notes swirl, let the magic flow, Deep in the dunes, where the spirits go, Ancient tales in modern glow. [Verse 3] Stitches of old, into the new, Rhythms clash, then form a few, Patterns shiftin’, sky so blue, Nostalgic tunes, breakin’ through. [Chorus] Golden light, horizon blend, Oud pluckin', traditions bend, Trap beats thumpin', ‘round the bend, Voices, whispers on the wind.
[chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You fucked my life You took my pride But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? [rap] [male] Every time you kiss me, your presence holds me firm But every time I miss you, I know my feelings aren’t returned You pull me from the ashes just to sit and watch me burn Cause every scar’s a lesson that you know I’ll never learn Your love is a ghost, haunting everything I do I’m always reaching out, but you’re just slipping through, My fingers like I’m reaching for sand in a tide, Grasping for the pieces, but never to find. I know you’ll always leave me and I’m just wasting my time, So I just take another sip and fill the page with these rhymes You’re fading like the shadows, you’re slipping away, boy, But I keep chasing ghosts, I guess that’s what I was made for [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You fucked my life You took my pride But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? You’ve made [rap] [male] Remember back in high school you would always hold my hand? But your love was a trap, it pulled me in like quicksand You said you’d always love me and you’d always be my fan But I was only just a stranger, never part of your plan You built me up so high, just to watch me crash land Left me searching for the pieces of the person that I am Now I’m stranded in the wasteland where you used to stand Never free, still a puppet to your every command [bridge] [female] And honestly, it’s bad for me, this poison I adore Cause even though you’re killing me, I’ll keep coming back for more [buildup] [female] Ooooh Ooooohhhh [chorus] [female] You twist the knife But I take the fall Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all You fucked my life You took my pride But still I stay Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made [chorus] [female and male] You twist the knife (YOU TWIST THE KNIFE!!) But I take the fall (I always take the fall) Somehow I’m always the one to lose it all (LOSE IT ALL!!!) You fucked my life (You fucked my liiiiife) You took my pride (You took my pride) But still I stay (STAAAAAAYYY!!!!) Do you even see the monster you’ve made? The monster you’ve made (You’ve maaaade!!) (You made)