[Verse] There's a lady named Ebert loves to chow down on her nuts She says the flavor's greater when they're straight from the guts She's got a sack of cashews and a bag of almonds too Always munching on the move she's got nothing to lose [Verse 2] In the park she sits down with a peanut in her hand Cracking jokes with the squirrels she’s the queen of the land She’s got that mixed-nut magic and a carefree style Every crunchy bite makes her neighbors turn and smile [Chorus] Lady Ebert cracks 'em and she doesn’t share She’s got a secret stash hidden everywhere From the pecans to the pistachio greens She’s the nutty queen of every scene [Verse 3] By the river she’s tossing shells like confetti Got a backpack full of walnuts and some spaghetti She’s the toast of the town with her nutty delight You’ll find her under moonbeams throwing shade at night [Verse 4] Folks wonder how she does it keeping nuts in her coat She winks and she twirls with a laugh from the throat Her secrets like her cashews are savory and fun Ebert knows that cracking up is half the run [Chorus] Lady Ebert cracks 'em and she doesn’t share She’s got a secret stash hidden everywhere From the pecans to the pistachio greens She’s the nutty queen of every scene
hip hop
English
playful and whimsical
light-hearted celebrations, parties, and community gatherings
rhythmic verse structure with playful wordplay and imagery, incorporating elements of humor and personification through the character of Lady Ebert.
Verse1: Ama amaa O tam bir karizmaa Boşuna yal var maa Köksal diye yazılır adam diye okunur Ne büyük bişi bu yaa Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo Verse2: Kan Kaaan Erkektir o safkaan Kızları o dur ağlataan Çıldırmasın sokaklarda kızlarr Yanar ona yan bakaan Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo Verse3: La laa laarı Sevmez leydi boyları İmzasıdır kulakları Massai kabilesinden olduğu belli Annemin üvey evladıı Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo
Verse1: Ama amaa O tam bir karizmaa Boşuna yal var maa Köksal diye yazılır adam diye okunur Ne büyük bişi bu yaa Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo Verse2: Kan Kaaan Erkektir o safkaan Kızları o dur ağlataan Çıldırmasın sokaklarda kızlarr Yanar ona yan bakaan Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo Verse3: La laa laarı Sevmez leydi boyları İmzasıdır kulakları Massai kabilesinden olduğu belli Annemin üvey evladıı Nakarat: Yo yoo Köksal bır rooo Adamın dibi dirrr ooo Türkiye yetmedi ağladı kızlar Tüm ÇİN onu bek liyooo
[Verse] Cloud ascendants, puffin' on green epistles, Flippin' new age scrolls, I lead like apostles. Paper planes, in the sky, weaving life's quilt, Money talks, but my art ain't built by the filth. [Chorus] Life's a hazy chase through smoke and mirrors, Counting stacks, but dreams pull me nearer. Walls conspire, but my vision clearer, Money can't bind when my soul's a freer. [Verse 2] Wake and bake, brushstrokes on life's canvas, Weed haze paintin' dreams, no madness. Deep dive, swim in thoughts so lavish, Art inflates where the world feels banished. [Chorus] Life's a hazy chase through smoke and mirrors, Counting stacks, but dreams pull me nearer. Walls conspire, but my vision clearer, Money can't bind when my soul's a freer. [Bridge] Drill through the vibe, keep hustlin' clean, Currency's nice, but it ain't the dream. Art's the heart, beats in serene, Life's design, all guided by the beam. [Verse 3] New wave, floatin' past the old chains, Cloudy minds work in higher planes. Money rains but art sustains, True wealth, embedded in life’s veins.
[Verse] Streetlights flicker shadows grow tall Echoes of the city's midnight call Sneakers scuff pavement chasing a dream Lost in the hustle chasing that cream [Verse 2] Concrete jungle hearts made of steel Hard to find light when you barely feel Graffiti stories on each brick wall Life in the fast lane praying not to fall [Chorus] We keep on running through midnight's glow Chasing ambitions the world don't know Every step we take breaking the mold In the city of stories silver and gold [Verse 3] Neon signs blazin lighting the path Rhythms of life in a city's wrath Every corner has a history to tell Footsteps of the lost trying to rebel [Bridge] Stars above twinkle through smoky haze Dreams intertwining in endless maze Promises whispered in alley's dark Searching for a spark leaving a mark [Chorus] We keep on running through midnight's glow Chasing ambitions the world don't know Every step we take breaking the mold In the city of stories silver and gold
[Verse] Walking down the street in my worn-out shoes Got a little secret that I wanna share with you Lift a leg Let it loose Oh what a surprise Everyone around See the shock in their eyes [Verse 2] Poo fart poo poo something in the air People look around like they just don't care Laughter is the answer to the troubles we bear Crack a smile Lighten up Let's make it fair [Chorus] Poo fart poo poo funny how it goes When the world is heavy Let the laughter flow A little bit of mischief A little bit of fun Life is better when we joke and run [Verse 3] Walking through the park with a cheeky grin Don't need money to feel like I win Nature's call echoes in the wind Mischief starts where the fun begins [Chorus] Poo fart poo poo funny how it goes When the world is heavy Let the laughter flow A little bit of mischief A little bit of fun Life is better when we joke and run [Bridge] Clouds of trouble part with a little cheer Let's spread the joy and make it clear Poo fart poo poo Let's all steer Towards a world with less fear
[Verse] כמו תל אביב בחוף, כל הלילה גרוב גרפיטי על הקירות, משאירים חותם חזק מאנשים פשוטים לרוץ למוזה בסך מילים כמו מטר של טיפת דם, אין מכשול [Verse 2] גולש בתוך הרחובות, חצי לילה חופש החיים בעיר, נוטר את הזמן בתוך חפץ השמש שוקעת, אור הירח עולה טקסטים כמו תבלינים, מוסיפים תבלין קצת זלזול [Chorus] העיר מדברת, הסיפורים פה סודיים מצביעים על הכוכבים, מחפשים רגעים שמחים גראונד זקוף, הרחובות לא שקטים בסאמפל של מכונות פועלים כמו חיילים [Verse 3] קירות מספרים, מרחבים צבועים כל פינה מזכירה לנו, אומנות זה חוקים תשובות בשאול, על הלוח המונים לייבים של אנשים בחללים כמו אולמות [Bridge] העיר מוארת בליל, ברים כמו מערות נסתרות הרחובות מדברים, הסודות חופרים סדקים חיים בקצב, צעד על הגלים חיים כמו ניגונים, פועלים, חוגגים [Chorus] העיר מדברת, הסיפורים פה סודיים מצביעים על הכוכבים, מחפשים רגעים שמחים גראונד זקוף, הרחובות לא שקטים בסאמפל של מכונות פועלים כמו חיילים
"The Caleb Show" Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" He’s got excuses! He’s got hot takes! But common sense is what he lacks! Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! Nobody can say his last name right… Sazzy-baka? Sarah-banana? Sharpy-jocka? Suh-zarba...what? "Oh, uh… just call me Caleb." It’s The Caleb Show! He’s got questions, but no clue! Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! Yeah, The Caleb Show! He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" "Caleb, please… just stop." THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! (freeze-frame high-five) Starring Timothée Chalamet!
🎶 "The Caleb Show" - Cheesy Sitcom Theme Song 🎶 (Upbeat, corny, and full of 90s sitcom charm!) (🎸🎷 Funky intro with a slap bass groove and cheesy synth horns 🎺🎶) (Verse 1) Well, he’s got big opinions and a bigger brain (or so he thinks!) He went to Berkeley, so he’ll mansplain everything! Askin’ dumb questions ‘bout space and time, Like, "What if squirrels ran the stock market—would we be fine?" (🎶 Background singers: "Huh? What? That makes no sense!" 🎶) (Verse 2) He says he’s a movie guy, seen ‘em all, no doubt! But ask ‘bout Lawrence of Arabia—"Uh, haven’t checked that out…" He’s always runnin’ late, always blamin’ his mate, "Bro, my car was blocked in—man, it’s just fate!" (Pre-Chorus - Build up!) 🎶 He’s got excuses! 🎶 🎶 He’s got hot takes! 🎶 🎶 But common sense is what he lacks! 🎶 🎶 Loves the Cubs, but don’t know stats, 🎶 🎶 And somehow still thinks he’s a genius at that! 🎶 (Chorus - Big cheesy sitcom vibes!) 🎶 It’s The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s got questions, but no clue! 🎶 🎶 Livin’ life with random facts, and a roommate to blame it on too! 🎶 🎶 Yeah, The Caleb Show! 🎶 🎶 He’s the smartest in the room (or so he’d say!) 🎶 🎶 If you need a pointless tangent, he’ll take you all the way! 🎶 (Outro - Laugh track kicks in!) 🎶 "Wait, is Lawrence of Arabia that one with Brad Pitt?" 🎶 🎶 "Caleb, please… just stop." 🎶 🎶 THE CALEB SHOWWWWW! 🎶 (freeze-frame high-five)
[Verse] Woke up on a cloud, feelin' colossal, Drippin' luxury, Gucci to the fossils, Dreams like kingpins touchin' asphalt, Lyrics like missiles, no win by default, [Chorus] Heavy crown, in the game, so regal, Apex predator, movin' lethal, Street symphony, no equal sequel, Hustler's anthem, pure diesel, [Verse] Rollin' deep, shadows of skyscrapers, From the boroughs, nothin' but capers, Makin’ millions off rhymes and capers, Got the code, unlockin' papers, [Verse] Midnight grind, workin' the hustle, Words sharp, cut through the hustle, Fresh from the block, nothin' but muscle, Mic in hand, no need for tussle, [Chorus] Heavy crown, in the game, so regal, Apex predator, movin' lethal, Street symphony, no equal sequel, Hustler's anthem, pure diesel, [Bridge] Skyline to the neon glow, Fast lane life, never slow, Cash flow, stack it in a row, Legacy carved, let it grow,
[Verse] Came through the door, no key, no entry Flow so heavy, like I'm benchin' twenty Chain glimmer bright, turning night into mornin' Catch me on the block, where the legends be rollin' [Verse 2] Skyscraper dreams, but I'm grounded in the hood Voice of the streets, misunderstood From the basement beats to the platinum ceilings Spit fire hot, now they catching the feelings [Chorus] Mic check, one-two, what it do Dropped the beat, crowd rockin' to the groove Hands high, everybody feel the move Bassline thumpin', it's a party in the room [Verse 3] Lyrics like a puzzle, but the pieces all fit Clever with the words, with a side of wit Hustlin' daily, from dawn till it's night Pen stays sharp, every line’s airtight [Verse 4] Reality twisted, but never fiction Spit the truth raw, no need for permission On this road, no map, just intuition Made my own lane, call it ambition [Chorus] Mic check, one-two, what it do Dropped the beat, crowd rockin' to the groove Hands high, everybody feel the move Bassline thumpin', it's a party in the room
Verse 1: የእናት ማር በቃል የተሰነዘረ (Ye’ənat mar bek’al yätäsänäzärä) የአባት ጥላ እንደ ተራራ ቆምከኝ (Ye’abat t’ila ǝndä tärara qomkäñ) የቤቴ በር ሁልጊዜ ክፍት ነው ለፀሐይ (Ye betē bär hulgize kift näw läṣ́äḥay) ይህ ሁሉ ምስጋና ነው የልቤ ጌጣጌጥ... (Yih hulu məsgana näw yelibē get’aget’...) Chorus: ምስጋና ለአምላክ ፣ ምስጋና ለዓለም (Məsgana lä’amlak, məsgana lä’aläm) ለእንግዶች ፍቅር ፣ ለለወጡኝ ሰዎች (Lä’əngdoč fəqər, lä läwäṭuñ säwoč) በእድሜ ልክ የሰጡኝ ልጅ ልጅ እስከ ዛሬ (Bä’ədme lik yäsäṭuñ ləǧ ləǧ ǝskä zare) ምስጋናዬ ነው የልቤ ዘፈን... (Məsganaye näw yelibē zäfän...) Verse 2: የወተት ጠጅ እና የአድናቆት ምህረት (Yäwätät t’äǧ ǝna yä’adnaqot məhrät) የሰማይ አበባ እንደ ልጅነቴ ተነጥቆ (Yäsämay abäba ǝndä ləǧnätē tänät’oqo) የወደድከው ሰላምታ በእንጨት ጥላ ሥር (Yäwädädkäw səlamta bä’ənčät t’ila sər) ምስጋናዬ ይበልጥ ከማንኛውም ቃል... (Məsganaye yəbälṭ kämannañawim k’al...) Bridge: እግዚኦልም ሆይ ሰማይ ያንተ ነው (Əgizioləm hoy sämay yantä näw) የልቤን ደስታ አንተ ታውቀዋለህ (Yelibēn dästa antä tawkäwaläh) በቃል እና በምስጋና እገልግልሃለሁ (Bäk’al ǝna bäməsgana ǝgälgələhallähu) ይህ ልጄ ነው የኔ ውዳሴ... (Yih ləǧe näw yeñe wədase...) Outro: ምስጋና ለወላጆች ፣ ለባለፈው ታሪክ (Məsgana lä wälaǧoč, lä baläfäw tarik) ለወደፊቱም ተስፋ እና ለተራራ ነፍስ (Lä wädäfitum täsfa ǝna lä tärara näfs) የልቤ ምስጋና በዜማ እቀርባለሁ (Yelibē məsgana bäzema ǝqärəballähu) እስከ ሰማይ ድረስ ይድረስ ምስጋና... (Əskä sämay dəräs yədəräs məsgana...)