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Jaawli Rap: The Pride Anthem (Ayo, suno bhaiyo, yeh hai Jaawli ka vibe!) Mic check! 1…2… Jaawli in the zone! Verse 1: The Legacy Jaawli ka naam, sunte hi dhamaka, Yahan ke bande bane kanoon ka lakaara! Dilli Police ke stars hain humare, Jo khud ke dum pe khud likhe sahaare! Gangsta vibes, par dil hai safed, Jaawli ka naam chale, toh duniya kare raid! Politics ho ya dhanda kare set, Jaawli ke bande hain har jagah best! 90% Gurjar, unity ka brand, Baaki Pandit aur S.C. ka bhi strong stand. Yeh gaon ek pariwar, sab ka respect, Apna rule hai, unity ka perfect effect! Hook: Jaawli Anthem Jaawli, Jaawli, naam chalta streets pe, Gangsta bhi decent, baat chalti beats pe! Kaam pe dhyan, par izzat hai fight mein, jaawli ke bande hain spotlight mein! Verse 2: The Power Moves Suno bhai, hamare paas hai double game, Government job ya politics ka flame! Top businessmen, sapne bade hain, Gangsta image, par kaam se khade hain. Ekta ka vibe, sabka hai saath, Jaawli ke bande na jhukte, na raat! Shaadi ho ya jagran, dhol bajte loud, Apna culture hai khaas, Gurjar hain proud! Gaon ki mitti, sheher ka swag, Jaawli ka naam kare duniya ko tag! Hook: Jaawli Anthem Jaawli, Jaawli, naam chalta streets pe, Gangsta bhi decent, baat chalti beats pe! Kaam pe dhyan, par izzat hai fight mein, Jaawli ke bande hain spotlight mein! Verse 3: Unity Over Everything Yahan ke bande hain ek se ek sharp, Knowledge aur courage dono ka thaap! Mitti ka rang, par soch platinum, Jaawli ke bande hain gully ke maximum! Pandit bhi saath, S.C. bhi bhai, Sab milke chalenge, yeh kasam hai khudai! Naam yahan gangsta, par hai sachha, Gaon se sheher tak image hai kaccha-pukka. Yeh hai Jaawli, unity ki shaan, Sabka raaj yahan, ekta ka samman! Outro: Pride of Jaawli Haters ko bolo, door rehne ka farmaan, Jaawli ka naam hai, baaki sab pe bhaari maan! Gaon ka dil, politics ki dhadkan, Gurjar community, Jaawli ka champion! Drop the beat! Jaawli se, duniya tak… naam apna shine kare!

Yo, it’s Grom in the game, you know my name, The creepy caretaker bringin’ kids the pain. With my backpack packed and my bombs on blast, I’ll snatch yo’ candy and make your night your last! Hidin’ in the shadows, lurkin’ in the park, Kids runnin’ scared when I’m bringin’ the dark. Throwin’ bombs left, got the chocolate loot, But too much cocoa had me in a dispute. (Chorus) “Grom’s gone wild, on a sugar spree, Kidnap a kid, but who’s kidnapping me? Overdosed on chocolate, too much to chew, Now Grom’s in the ground—R.I.P. to the crew!” Yo, I raided Willy Wonka, took all his stash, Traded it for chaos, yeah, I made that dash. Kids scream loud, and they run in fright, While I munch on my bars in the dead of night. But chocolate’s a villain too, don’t you see? I ate too much, thought I was carefree. Heart beats fast, bombs in my hand, Now I’m the one buried in this cursed land. (Chorus) “Grom’s gone wild, on a sugar spree, Kidnap a kid, but who’s kidnapping me? Overdosed on chocolate, too much to chew, Now Grom’s in the ground—R.I.P. to the crew!” (Outro fades with spooky laughter and echoing chimes) That’s the tale of Grom, let this be a warning, Don’t mess with kids—or chocolate in the morning!

Brotherhood Anthem: Ek Hi Saath Mic check! Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya se paar! Verse 1: Elder Brother’s Sacrifice Main bada bhai hoon, tere sapne mera aim, Tere khushi ke liye diya apna fame. Gaon ki mitti se sheher ki gali tak, Tujhe uthane ke liye diya har ek waqt! Tune poocha nahi, par maine chhoda, Apne khwab tere liye maine toda. Tera har dukh mera dard ban gaya, Tu jaha khush, wahi mera ghar ban gaya! Main chhaya banke tere upar raha, Tere raste mein kabhi dhoop na aane diya. Chahe duniya kuch bhi kahe, mujhe bas yeh hai pata, Tu hai mera chhota, aur yeh rishta amar raha! Hook: Bhaiyon Ka Pyaar Ek hi saath, ek hi raah, Zindagi mein har mod pe saath nibhaah. Earning karein, sapne poore yahin, Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya mein nahi kahin! Verse 2: Younger Brother’s Respect Main chhota hoon, par pyaar bada hai tera, Mujhpe tuhne jo diya, woh karz bada hai mera. Tera har ek step, mera confidence bana, Teri muskaan se meri duniya sajna. Tu bade se bada, main chhote se chhota, Par respect woh hai jo duniya na dekh paata! Chahe khud thake, mujhe aage chalaya, Tera har ek sapna, mujhe aasmaan tak laya. Bhai, teri baatein mera gurumantra hain, Teri chhaya ke bina meri duniya andhera hai! Hook: Bhaiyon Ka Pyaar Ek hi saath, ek hi raah, Zindagi mein har mod pe saath nibhaah. Earning karein, sapne poore yahin, Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya mein nahi kahin! Verse 3: Together Forever Na paisa, na duniya, bas ek cheez chahiye, Tera haath ho saath, toh har safar sahi hai! Kya sheher, kya gaon, kya dhoop, kya saaye, Bhaiyon ka bandhan kabhi door na jaaye. Jo khush tu, wahi meri jeet hai, Tera saath mile, wahi meri zarurat hai. Milke banayenge apna ek sapno ka jahaan, Teri muskaan ho meri har subah ka armaan. Tu hai toh main hoon, yeh baat hai sacchi, Duniya se lad lenge, bas ek baat pakki! Outro: Brotherhood Eternal Bade ka balidaan, chhote ka maan, Saath rahenge yeh hai har ek armaan! Duniya chahe roke, hum door na honge, Zindagi ke safar mein hum hamesha rahenge! Drop the mic! Bhai-bhai ka pyaar, duniya ke paar!

In a town where the sun shines bright, Lives my girl Crystal, a dazzling sight, With her beautiful blonde hair, flowing free, She’s the spark in the night, just wait and see. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Verse 2) Awesome big titties that will knock you the fuck out Leave you hanging there bleeding like a spout. She’s an awesome person, no doubt about that, With a laugh like a song and a heart full of chat, But cross her the wrong way, you’ll quickly find, This girl’s a warrior, fierce and unconfined. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Bridge) In a world full of shadows, she’s the light that shines, With a spirit so strong, she breaks all the lines, A one-of-a-kind girl, she’s here to stay, So if you step to her, better think twice today. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Outro) So here’s to my girl, Crystal, so bold, With a story of strength that’s waiting to be told, In the heart of America, she stands apart, With beautiful blonde hair and a great big heart.

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[VERS 1] -Julstressen är stor nu vid jul och alla ni är ful -Men inte ludde för han är vår ice ice ice star och När ludde kastar Julkulan det blir spice spice spice dag [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [VERS 2] -Ni tjejer ni tror ni duger men på matte ni Suger -Ni kan inte släpa diss för ni är inte friska och det enda ni kan göra är att diska [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [Bridge] -Vi killar vi klappar er som en julklapp och eran IQ nivå är samma som någon som har en napp -Ni tror ni är ett snille men imagine att inte ha en kille [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [Outro] HO HO HO just GO GO GO

[Verse] Yo this the group chat diss clear the air no stress Hatin’ on the ging and the lep call it a mess Y’all talkin’ big but we know you ain't real Chopped cheese in the back man that's no big deal [Verse] Screenshots fly like rumors in the wind You’re all bark no bite just a digital sin Finger warriors typing with nothin’ to lose But face to face y'all the ones who'll choose [Chorus] Group chat blues we're throwin' shade Fake friends out here feelin' betrayed Talk a little less maybe keep it true The screen ain't got nothin' on what you do [Verse] Cappin' so hard with your gifs and memes Behind the pixels cracks start in the seams Clapping back emojis what's that even say Living for the drama like it's a Broadway play [Verse] Threads get heated then you ghost like a pro Seen those receipts we all know the show Seen your vibes man it's all pretense Drop the act yo make some sense [Chorus] Group chat blues we're throwin' shade Fake friends out here feelin' betrayed Talk a little less maybe keep it true The screen ain't got nothin' on what you do

Please, please, don’t leave me on read, Goonin’ in the zone, Livvy Dunne in my head. Sigma rizz mode, I’m a certified king, But in Ohio, I can’t feel a thing! Gyat alert! NPCs all around, Skibidi toilet, yeah, I’m Ohio-bound. Edge rizz demon with a fanum tax grip, But my brain's AFK, I’m about to dip! CHORUS: Please, please (gyat gyat!), Don’t tease (rizz attack!). Skibidi bop, yeah, I’m lost in the trap. Fanum tax got me cryin’ like that, Oh-oh, oh-oh, please, please! 🎶 Livvy Dunne on my For You page, Ohio vibes got me stuck in a cage. Rizzler edge, yeah, I’m sharp like a blade, But the Bing Chilling dreams got me so afraid! Sigma grindset, I’m a Fortnite god, But the Skibidi toilet makes me feel like a bot. NPC vibes, can’t escape this arc, Stuck in Ohio where it’s always dark. CHORUS: Please, please (gyat gyat!), Don’t tease (rizz attack!). Sigma grind, yeah, I’m down real bad. Phone booth life got me goin’ so mad! BRIDGE: I’m skibidi vibin’, my heart’s on the floor, Fanum tax at my door, can’t take it no more. Bussin’ too hard, yeah, my brain’s on fire, Ohio forever, my one true desire! Rizz God calling, but the Wi-Fi’s slow, NPCs in my lane, yeah, they mess up my flow. Livvy Dunne, please just notice my grind, I’m goonin’ too hard, I’m losin’ my mind! 🎶 Edge rizzler thoughts, I’m stuck in the loop, Payphone calls got me goin’ like “boop boop!” Please, please, pick up the line, Livvy Dunne, you’re my ultimate sign! OUTRO (chaotic glitch loop): Gyat gyat, where you at, at, at? Bussin’ vibes, can’t cap, cap, cap! Skibidi bop, Sigma grind won’t stop, Please, please, save me, I’m lost in the bop! ADLIBS (random chaos): "Ohio grind!" "Fanum fax!" "Bing Chilling drip!" "Sigma KINGGGGG!"

Sigma grind, yeah, it’s all I know, Fanum tax hit my Venmo, bro. Livvy Dunne’s on my screen, she’s the goal, But I’m stuck in Ohio, payin' the toll. They skibidi bop when they see me, Edge rizzler, yeah, I’m 3D. Gyat alert, yeah, I’m needy, But God’s plan said, “Nah, you’re a meme-y.” CHORUS: God’s plan (gyat, gyat!), Ohio man (rizz attack!). I been skibidi dancin’, in my stance, Fanum tax got me losin’ my chance. Oh no, no, God’s plan. 🎶 I feel Livvy Dunne sometimes, I don’t (I don’t). She says she’ll call me back, but won’t (she won’t). I finesse the edge, yeah, I’m sharp, no joke, But the toilet skibidi keeps me broke! I stay goonin’, Livvy says, “Too much,” Fanum tax comin’ in with the clutch. Sigma energy got me on that grind, But Ohio’s pullin’ me back every time! CHORUS: God’s plan (gyat, gyat!), Ohio man (rizz attack!). Livvy vibes, yeah, I’m tryna advance, But I’m stuck in the skibidi dance. Oh no, no, God’s plan. BRIDGE: I only rizz up my bros, no foes, Edge rizzler drip from my head to my toes. Fanum in my ear, yellin’ "Get it, G!" But I’m stuck in the zone, can’t break free. Livvy Dunne in my dreams, she’s my star, But I’m in Ohio—can’t get far. Sigma grind, it’s my destiny, God’s plan says, “Nah, just keep the memes.” OUTRO (chaotic loop): Gyat gyat, skibidi bop bop bop! Edge rizz mode, yeah, it won’t stop stop stop. Ohio grind, yeah, I’m stuck in the flop flop flop, But God’s plan says, “Keep goin’—don’t drop!”

[Verse] Masked villain on the mic like a phantom Droppin' bars so raw like tantrum You talk but you ain’t got no substance I spit fire leave you in the distance [Chorus] Verbal venom scorchin' every sentence No escape from my linguistic vengeance Your rhymes weak like paper mache I’m a heavyweight champ you just child's play [Verse 2] You think you’re slick but you’re just a fake Catch ya slippin' like a broken brake My flow tighter than a python’s grip Your weak rhymes never make the trip [Chorus] Verbal venom scorchin' every sentence No escape from my linguistic vengeance Your rhymes weak like paper mache I’m a heavyweight champ you just child's play [Bridge] Game over when I step to the stage Spit truth like a seer or a sage You ain't nothin' but a nameless ghost I'm the real deal you just a boast [Chorus] Verbal venom scorchin' every sentence No escape from my linguistic vengeance Your rhymes weak like paper mache I’m a heavyweight champ you just child's play

(Yeah, yeah) Ayy, ayy (let's go) Yeah (whoa) Yeah, yeah Faded out, lost in the zone, (zone, zone) Got my demons callin' on my phone, Stars align, we lightin' up the dome, (woo) Ain't no tellin' where we go, yeah, we roam I been runnin' through the night, no sleep (no sleep) Voices echo when they talk to me (yeah, yeah) Livin' life like a lucid dream (dream) Out the matrix, can't feel a thing (no, no) Dark skies (dark skies), driftin' us through this maze (yeah) Cloakin' all my tear, yeah Shawty dont got that mind (yeah) Echoes in my mind tryna get me all messed up (yeah) I dunno if you right or wrong, but I finna get it all Left is right, right is wrong, just bear with me Yeah, yeah Faded out, lost in the zone, (zone, zone) Got my demons callin' on my phone, (brrt, brrt) Stars align, we lightin' up the dome, (woo, woo) Ain't no tellin' where we go, yeah, we roam (skrrt, skrrt) I been runnin' through the night, no sleep (no sleep) Voices echo when they talk to me (yeah, yeah) Livin' life like a lucid dream (dream) Out the matrix, can't feel a fuicking thing (no, no), yeah Flashin' me like a sign yeah, I got no clue if its brined (yeah) take all em bitches and write them each a hook, Ghostin' each page like a storybook (whoa) Heart cold, old gold, dont catch that drift in that winter star yeah, no bitches no fucking riches yeah (yeah), Yeah, yeah Faded out, lost in the zone, (zone, zone) Got my demons callin' on my phone, (brrt, brrt) Stars align, we lightin' up the dome, (woo, woo) Ain't no tellin' where we go, yeah, we roam (skrrt, skrrt) I been runnin' through the night, no sleep (no sleep) Voices echo when they talk to me (yeah, yeah) Livin' life like a lucid dream (dream) Out the matrix, can't feel a thing (no, no) (yeah) Flames risin' up, burnin’ through the fuckin' ash (ash) Time movin' slow, but we livin' too fast (fast) In the city of the lost, tryna make this shit last Heart gone numb, tryna bury all my past (yeah) Feelin’ like a ghost, yeah, I float through the mist (mist) Chasin’ after shadows, got me fuckin' with the twist (twist) Stuck in the spiral, drownin' deep in the abyss I don’t give a fuck, never miss when I twist (skrrt) Old gold, yeah, memories turn to rust (rust) Trust turned to dust, who the fuck can I trust? (nah) Ridin’ through the night with my demons in the trunk Ain’t no savin’ us, all this life is just fucked (woo) Yeah, yeah Faded out, lost in the zone, (zone, zone) Got my demons callin' on my phone, Stars align, we lightin' up the dome, (woo, woo) Ain't no tellin' where we go, yeah, we roam I been runnin' through the night, no sleep (no sleep) Voices echo when they talk to me (yeah, yeah) Livin' life like a lucid dream (dream) Out the matrix, can't feel a fucking thing (no, no), yeah

*Verse 1:* Yo, listen up, it's your special day Janamdin ki shubhkamnayein, in every way Happy birthday to you, khushiyon ke saath May your life be filled with love, laughter, and success ka path *Chorus:* Happy birthday, happy birthday, aaj tera din hai Celebrate, let's party, khushiyon mein rehna hai Happy birthday, happy birthday, may your dreams come true Aaj tera birthday, yaadgaar ho jaaye, boo! *Verse 2:* Doston ke saath, parivaar ke saath Aaj tera din, khushiyon se bhara hai Cake ko cut karenge, champagne ko toast karenge Aur teri zindagi mein, khushiyon ka tyohaar karenge *Chorus:* Happy birthday, happy birthday, aaj tera din hai Celebrate, let's party, khushiyon mein rehna hai Happy birthday, happy birthday, may your dreams come true Aaj tera birthday, yaadgaar ho jaaye, boo! *Bridge:* Zindagi ek gift hai, jiyo har pal Khushiyon ko paao, aur apne sapnon ko hal Aaj tera birthday, ek naya shuruat Khushiyon se bhara, yeh saal, yaad rakhna, yaar! *Chorus:* Happy birthday, happy birthday, aaj tera din hai Celebrate, let's party, khushiyon mein rehna hai Happy birthday, happy birthday, may your dreams come true Aaj tera birthday, yaadgaar ho jaaye, boo! *Outro:* So here's to you, on your special day Janamdin ki shubhkamnayein, in every way Happy birthday, may your life rock Aur khushiyon ka tyohaar, hameshaa apke saath!