Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
Ballad
English
The song evokes a sense of nostalgia, humor, and community spirit, showing that even through mishaps, the characters find joy and laughter in shared experiences.
This song is suitable for celebratory events, community gatherings, local festivals, or pub sing-alongs where storytelling and humor about village life can be shared.
The lyrics use simple rhymes and a consistent structure which aids in storytelling. The use of personal anecdotes and local references creates a relatable and engaging narrative. The repetitive chorus invites participation and enhances memorability.
Private Hazard, a coder so grand, In Conroe, Texas, he makes his stand. TFR mod, his heart's desire, But chances blown, set his soul on fire. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Verse 2) HOI4, your passion, your digital art, But deadlines missed, tore the team apart. Promises broken, trust betrayed, A reputation shattered, a price to be paid. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Bridge) Conroe nights, filled with pizza and code, A dream of modding, a heavy load. But laziness crept in, and procrastination took hold, Leaving your talent wasted, your story untold. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Outro) Will Hazard rise, from the ashes of failure, Or fade into obscurity, a cautionary tale? Only time will tell, if he can mend his ways, And reclaim his place, in the modding game's maze.
The Ballad of the Aldbury 2024 Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t twin, She’s walking through Cornwall in quite a spin ! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told what we think, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a drink !
Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
[Verse] सचिन येवले आला बीडचा राजा त्याच्या स्वप्नांचा उडवतो गाजा गल्लोगल्लीत गाजतो त्याच्या नाव सगळ्याना वाटतो तोच आहे भाव [Verse 2] चिमुकले त्याचे दाखवतात दिशा त्याच्या संगे चालते आशेचा किरण नदीच्या किनारी बसतो तो स्वराजा सत्याची वाट दाखवतो सतत राजा [Chorus] सचिन येवले गाजवतो बीडची धरा तुझ्या आवाजात भिनतो जणू जादुचा तुरा सगळे म्हणती त्याचच नाव लावा पुकारा सचिन येवले बीडचा सम्राट जणू नवा झळारा [Bridge] त्याचा हर एक शब्द जणू सुवर्ण संच लोकांच्या मनात घर करतो त्याचा गंध सर्वत्र त्याचे गुणगान रात्री दिवस राजाचा हा जयघोष चाले दरवर्ष [Chorus] सचिन येवले गाजवतो बीडची धरा तुझ्या आवाजात भिनतो जणू जादुचा तुरा सगळे म्हणती त्याचच नाव लावा पुकारा सचिन येवले बीडचा सम्राट जणू नवा झळारा [Verse 3] चला मित्रांनो म्हणा जयजयकार सचिन येवलेचा आम्हाला आहे आधार त्याच्या पावलांवर चाला आता सारे आम्ही जातो साजरा करायला स्वराज्याचे बरे
Chhup ke saath, saare raaz, sab humne sambhale, (Hiding the secrets, we held them all inside) Har khushi ko chhupaye, dard ko apne saath rakhe. (We hid every joy, kept the pain by our side) Tere bina, har din kaise guzra, yeh na jaana, (Without you, how did each day pass, I never knew) Zindagi ki har raah pe, tu tha saath, bas tu hi tha. (On every path in life, it was you with me, only you) --- Chorus Yeh kismat ka khel tha, jo humne khela, (This was the game of destiny, we played it together) Har pal mein, apna ek raasta chhoda tha. (In every moment, we left our own path behind) Tere bina yeh duniya lagti hai khaali, (Without you, this world feels empty) Dil ki baatein, ab tak rahi hain anjaani. (The words of my heart, still remain unknown) --- Verse 2 Jab tu tha, har pal sukoon tha saath mein, (When you were there, every moment was peaceful) Ab toh sab kuch, bas ek andheron ki baat thi. (Now everything, is just a story of darkness) Dil ki duniya ko, kuch samajh nahi aata, (My heart’s world, doesn’t understand anything) Bina tere, sab kuch lagta hai adhura. (Without you, everything feels incomplete) --- Chorus Yeh kismat ka khel tha, jo humne khela, (This was the game of destiny, we played it together) Har pal mein, apna ek raasta chhoda tha. (In every moment, we left our own path behind) Tere bina yeh duniya lagti hai khaali, (Without you, this world feels empty) Dil ki baatein, ab tak rahi hain anjaani. (The words of my heart, still remain unknown) --- Bridge (Emotional/Slow) Zindagi ke raaste, kabhi bhi samajh nahi aaye, (The paths of life, never made sense) Jab se tu gaya, toh dil bhi khaali ho gaya. (Since you left, my heart has become empty) Dil ke kone mein, ab bhi tera khayal hai, (In the corner of my heart, your thought remains) Par kyun yeh sab kuch, aisa ho gaya hai? (But why has everything turned out this way?) --- Outro (Reflective, Slow) Yeh kismat ka khel tha, jo humne khela, (This was the game of destiny, we played it together) Par kisne jaana tha, yeh sab kuch khatam hoga. (But who knew, it would all end like this?) Dil ki baatein, ab tak rahi hain anjaani, (The words of my heart, still remain unknown) Aur tu bina, sab kuch adhura sa lagta hai. (And without you, everything feels incomplete)
Има ли в менюто ви водка в шишета? Моля покажете ми къде е колзета! Ша ма едосваш ли още или да ръгам голфа на трета? Ако пръдна ще усетиш специалитета. Не ме съди ял съм боб със кюфтета. Вчера следобед викна ме кмета, пита ме що голфа хвърчал кът ракета . Обясних ,че на нервите ми малък е интензитета.Изкаше му се да ми гръмне две крушета, ама не посмя щот учен съм в градските гета. Осъзнах,че страх го е от мен дори и кмета , качих се във голфа и отлетях кът ракета.
If tomorrow all the tulips faded, And the windmills stopped their spin, I'd thank the skies for Holland, For the land where we begin. From the canals of Amsterdam, To the dunes by Zeeland's shore, Every field and dike reminds me What this land is fighting for. And I’m proud to call myself a Dutchman, Where the spirit’s free and bright, And I'll stand up tall in the polder winds, To defend her every right. There ain't no land like the Netherlands, Where the waters meet the sea, God bless this land of orange and green, Forever wild and free. From the farms of Friesland's prairies, To Rotterdam's mighty ports, To the art of Rembrandt and Van Gogh, And our rich athletic courts. Through the storms, we've held together, Our hearts a united chain, And even when the waters rose, The Dutch soul still remained. And I’m proud to call myself a Dutchman, Where the tulips bloom in spring, And I’ll stand up strong through the stormy nights, For the love this land will bring. There ain't no land like the Netherlands, Where the waters meet the sea, God bless this land of orange and green, Forever wild and free.
[Verse] Mortal man he walks the street Dusty roads beneath his feet Life's a whisper then it's gone Like the dew that meets the dawn [Verse 2] Immortal man he sees the light Past the shadow past the night Eternal spirit knows no time Truth and love in every rhyme [Chorus] Mortal man feels pain and fear Immortal hears the music clear Heart of spirit pure and true Heaven's voice is calling you [Verse 3] Mortal seeks with eyes so blind Immortal mind can always find Beyond the flesh beyond the bone Life eternal minds enthrone [Bridge] World of matter comes and goes Spirit's river ever flows In the silent still of peace All the earthly chains release [Chorus] Mortal man feels pain and fear Immortal hears the music clear Heart of spirit pure and true Heaven's voice is calling you
[Verse] We stand on earth with feet of clay Our hearts weigh heavy every day We seek the truth in light unseen In mortal flesh we dream between [Verse 2] The world of man with faults and fears But spirit whispers in our ears A realm unseen so vast so bright Where mortal strife "tis swallowed by light [Chorus] Oh break these chains that bind our soul In truth we find the purest goal The mortal fades but love will shine In God's embrace we intertwine [Verse 3] A mortal frame may bend and break But spirit strong will not forsake For every sorrow every tear A promise of the kingdom near [Bridge] Immortal life beyond the veil With faith we tread on holy trail The mortal leaves a fleeting trace But spirit finds its saving grace [Verse 4] In silent prayer we touch the sky Where mortal waves in stillness lie The truth eternal will reveal That life in God is whole and real
