The Twelve Days of Coachmas

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want reuben for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is rubes Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want reuben for my own More than reuben could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is rubes, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want reuben here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do? Oh, babyben, all I want for Christmas is rubes, baby Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of 12 year old girls laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing (oh, yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my babyben standing right outside my door Oh, I just want reuben for my own More than reuben could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is rubes, baby All I want for Christmas is rubes, baby All I want for Christmas is rubes, baby All I want for Christmas is rubes, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is rubes, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is reuben gillie, baby

[Verse] On the first day of Christmas Oasis gave to me A free security audit For my data's safety [Verse 2] On the second day of Christmas Oasis gave to me Two encrypted backups And a free security audit For my data's safety [Verse 3] On the third day of Christmas Oasis gave to me Three firewall updates Two encrypted backups And a free security audit For my data's safety [Verse 4] On the fourth day of Christmas Oasis gave to me Four strong passwords Three firewall updates Two encrypted backups And a free security audit For my data's safety [Verse 5] On the fifth day of Christmas Oasis gave to me Five antivirus scans Four strong passwords Three firewall updates Two encrypted backups And a free security audit For my data's safety [Verse 6] On the sixth day of Christmas Oasis gave to me Six alerts a-flashing Five antivirus scans Four strong passwords Three firewall updates Two encrypted backups And a free security audit For my data's safety

Just come outside for the night (yeah) Take your time, get it right (yeah) Tertiary carbocation, keep it tight (tight) Bitch Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein' (yeah) --- Verse 1 Primary breakin', can't survive (can't survive) Secondary tryin', but don't thrive (don’t thrive) Tertiary locked, R groups collide (collide) Steady as it goes, carbocation high (high) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein' (yeah) --- Pre-Chorus Tertiary's strong, can't be beat (can't beat) Primary fallin' down, gettin' weak (get weak) Secondary can't make a stand (can't stand) Tertiary stable, that's the plan (that’s the plan) --- Chorus Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Tertiary holdin' steady, don't slide (don't slide) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Primary fallin', it’s all inside (it’s inside) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) R groups keep it locked, it won't hide (won't hide) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Tertiary stayin' strong, that's no lie (no lie) --- 10x Fein (Hyped Part) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) --- Verse 2 Elimination, substitution's clean (it’s clean) Tertiary carbocation, steady mean (steady mean) We movin' through, reactions lean (lean) Primary breakdown, it’s not what it seems (not what it seems) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein' (yeah) --- Bridge SN1 is where it's at (where it’s at) SN2 too quick, and that's a fact (that’s a fact) Tertiary's steady, never lacks (never lacks) Primary’s done, it’s out of whack (out of whack) --- Chorus Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Tertiary holdin' steady, don't slide (don't slide) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Primary fallin', it’s all inside (it’s inside) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) R groups keep it locked, it won't hide (won’t hide) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Tertiary stayin' strong, that's no lie (no lie) --- Outro Tertiary locked in, it won’t fail (won’t fail) Primary's breakin' down, it’s for real (for real) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah) Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' (yeah)

The Twelve Days of Coachmas (On the Twelve Days of Christmas) On the first day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the second day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the third day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the fourth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the fifth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, five paper pallets, four claims from scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the sixth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the seventh day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the eighth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, eight dairy pallets, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the nineth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, nine angry customers, eight dairy pallets, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the tenth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, ten go-back carts, nine angry customers, eight dairy pallets, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the eleventh day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, eleven morning meetings, ten go-back carts, nine angry customers, eight dairy pallets, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary. On the twelfth day of Coachmas my Jimmy gave to me, twelve warning coachings, eleven morning meetings, ten go-back carts, nine angry customers, eight dairy pallets, seven frozen pallets, six messy aisles, five paper pallets, four claims from the scanner, three broken lines, two warnings, "don't throw boxes", and a cupcake for Raven's anniversary.

Been through ten musicals They start to get blurry No point finding props 'Cause they're gone in a hurry I always keep two backups packed on stage left But it doesn’t prevent actors’ theft They don't learn the cues Don't bother with their lines All I can trust is that they will steal the wines Seems every time I'm about to despair There's a crappy prop table right there Each actor’s the same From Las Vegas to Boston A giant backstage for the props to get lost in I pray that they do not get lost Yeah, they don’t know how much those props cost *glass shatters* (instead of slushie sound) Use your brain Don’t touch that prop Or I will cause pain Happiness comes When there are no crumbs Don’t eat backstage Use your brain Use your brain Care to listen? Do the teachers know you deal with that crap? Not anymore When Howard was here We were halfway normal But now it's just me and Achter We're less formal I learned to stage manage I learned to build props Learned that I kinda suck at roll drops You're planning the cue lines, props and stage manager You'll go send some emails and pray actors answer But actors won’t listen to my threats So I'd better start building some sets Use your brain No phones allowed Or I will cause pain Shut your mouth tight And turn off shop lights Hear no noise backstage Use your brain Please be quiet No fighting backstage Remember your cue Freak, get back onstage Forget in six weeks They’ll cause another rage When the pain in my head Says I’m better off dead Don’t open a vein (if) actors use their brain Use your brain Go on and use your brain Try it

Admin Aww, man So we back in the garden Got our melon dicer swinging from side to side Side-side to side This task, a grueling one Hope to find Rngjesus tonight, night, night Melons tonight Heads up You hear a sound, turn around and look up Total shock fills your body Oh, no, it's you again I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes Eyes-eye-eyes 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your farm helper, melon dicerl, and farm again And farm, farm until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morning 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again Just when you think you're safe Overhear some Footsteps from right behind Right-right behind That's a nice macro you have Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time Bans you Then your macro breaks drops and you could use a new account Get inside, don't be tardy So, now you're stuck out there 1 more ban is left, but don't macro,macro,macro Ban-Ban-Ban 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your farm helper, melon dicerl, and farm againAnd farm , farm until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morning 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again Break those melons and compact those melons And make some bots, get it, baby Go and macro that like you so Hacker pro The melon made of melons , so come at me, bro, huh Farming in your room under the torchlight Hone that form to get you ready for the big contest Every single day and the whole night Admin's out prowlin', hoo, alright Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do I'm a cheater, baby, what else is new? And my bots's gonna evade you, bring it 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world) Yeah, baby, tonight Grab your bot and gregette and go (it's on) Take your revenge (whoa), oh-oh, oh-oh So farm, farm, like it's the last, last dime Of your life, life, show them your bite (whoa) 'Cause, baby, tonight The admins's tryna ban my account again 'Cause, baby, tonight You grab your bot, dicer and bolt again And farm , farm until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause, baby, tonight (c'mon, swing your dicer up high, c'mon) The admins's tryna ban my account again (swing your dicer up, oh)

[Intro] (Yeah…) When I walk in, people say, "Oh no, Here comes Burgi, counting dough." I got stocks to my name, cash on my brain, Loan you a dime? You must be insane! [Chorus] Girl look at my bank (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! Girl look at my plate (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! [Verse 1] When I’m at Ben’s, yeah, I eat real slow, Counting every bite, that’s how I roll. I got burgers, got fries, got a stash to save, In the land of Burgi, I’m the king and brave! At the ATM, I’m a star, Putting every coin in a separate jar. And when I loan, yeah, I’m the boss, Interest so high, you’ll feel the loss! [Chorus] Girl look at my bank (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! Girl look at my plate (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! [Bridge] Burgi, Burgi, Burgi, Burgi – woo! (Save it, save it, save it, save it – yeah!) [Verse 2] I’m on the apps, yeah, I swipe with style, But ask me to pay? Now that’s worth a trial. You can join my world if you bring your own meal, In the land of Burgi, that’s the real deal! Counting every shekel, every single yen, Ohaio vibes, Burgi’s back again. They call me cheap, I call it wise, Stacking my cash to the Sigma skies! [Chorus] Girl look at my bank (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! Girl look at my plate (x3) I’m Burgi and I know it! [Outro] (Yeah…) I hustle hard, yeah, that’s my code, Riding high on the Burgi road. Sigma moves, ohaio flow, I’m Burgi and I know it!

Title: "The Lord of the Outback" (Verse 1) Oi, there’s a tale of a ring, powerful and old, But this ain’t in Mordor, it’s here in the gold. In the outback dust, under southern skies, Lives a bloke named Frodo with curious eyes. Old Gandalf’s a drifter, grey beard, worn hat, Drivin' a rusty Holden, smokin' somethin' fat. Says, “Mate, that ring you’ve got, it’s trouble for sure, Best get to Mount Doom—uh, Uluru’s core.” (Chorus) We’re the Fellowship of the Outback plains, Through dust and flies and Aussie rains. With stubby in hand and fire in the heart, We’re off to save the world, playin' our part. (Verse 2) There’s Samwise Gamgee, loyal and true, In steel-cap boots and a flanno too. “We’ll get to Uluru, no matter how far, Even if we gotta push this ol' car!” Legolas’s an archer, blonde and lean, Spotting goannas with a glint and gleam. And Gimli’s a miner, tough as they come, Swingin’ his axe, hummin’ to a bush drum. (Chorus) Through the land of Mordor—nah, just the bush, Where orcs are blokes with a rough kinda push. We’re fightin' for Oz, from mountain to sand, We’re the true Fellowship of the red dirt land. (Bridge) Oi, Sauron’s the bloke runnin' mines and rigs, Big Tower in Perth, dealin' power and digs. The Eye of Western Oz glows fierce and bright, Watchin’ the land, keepin’ it tight. Meanwhile, Aragorn rides, a true blue king, With Akubra and whip, makin' the bush sing. The ghostly fellas from the far-off tracks, Join his side, no lookin' back. (Verse 3) Gollum’s a wanderer, sneaky and sly, Rummaging bins, muttering “My precious” nearby. He’s lost his mind in the desert heat, Dreamin’ of gold, walkin' bare feet. On through the outback, we make our way, Dodgin' snakes, wild roos, every day. There’s danger in pubs, fights in the dark, But we’re all headin' straight for the Uluru spark. (Chorus) We’re the Fellowship of the Outback crew, Where heroes rise from BBQ and brew. With courage in hearts and dust in our hair, We’re savin' Oz with that ancient flair. (Final Chorus) From the shores of Tassie to Queensland’s shores, We fight for the land, no matter the wars. With mates beside, and a song to sing, We’re the lords of this outback ring. (Outro) So raise a stubby, here’s to the quest, Through deserts and cities, we’ll face the test. The Lord of the Outback, here to stay, In the heart of Oz, we’ll save the day.

(Verse 1) When dealing with a limit, L’hôpital’s in commision As x goes high or low Captain Z’s bringin' it to zero! Infinitus risin, He blowin’ up the limit! When up against a peasant, He’ll always show his presence. (Refrain) Too high, hot damn Call the police and the fireman Too high, hot damn Make the derivative want to retire man Too high, hot damn He says you know who I am He’s too high, hot damn And his goal is to win, break it down Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Cause Peasants will never be the hero They fighting it out till the limit is found Don’t believe them just watch! (Chorus) Doh Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh (Ya) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Don't believe me, just watch, uh Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh (Ya) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh–) Don't believe them, just watch, uh Don't believe them, just watch, uh Don't believe them, just watch Don't believe them, just watch Hey, hey, hey, oh Stop- wait a minute You ain’t done ‘till you get the limit Turn the functions to a ratio Differentiate, one will go The superheroes of limits, l’hôpital will diminish If it shows up, then it’ll show out Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy [Refrain] Limit’s too high (Hot damn) (Doh) Call the police and the fireman (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) It’s too hot (Hot damn) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Make the derivative wanna retire, man It’s too hot (Too hot, hot damn, hot damn) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) L’hopital says you know who I am Limit’s too high (Hot damn) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh, doh, doh) And it’s goal is to get the limit, break it down [Pre-Chorus] Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Inifintus and Captain Zero, (Woo) Cause Peasants will never be the hero They fighting it out till the limit is found Don’t believe them just watch! [Chorus] Doh Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh (Ya) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh) Don't believe it, just watch, uh Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh-doh, doh-doh (Ya) (Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh–) Don't believe it, just watch, uh Don't believe it, just watch, uh Don't believe it, just watch Don't believe it, just watch Hey, hey, hey, oh

Crantius Colto is my name My lusty Argonian maid I’ve something here for you to clean Come burnish now my blade! I’m Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it’s true A lusty Argonian maid But your task is just too much, good sir, I’ve never seen such a long blade! Tut-tut, my dear, that’s not what I hear, My lusty Argonian maid And Lady Colto’s gone to Kvatch No need for you to be afraid Nay, I am needed elsewhere, sir, Though your blade’s so long and so hard I’m needed to tend the instrument large Of a sultry Argonian bard

Paw Glenn logged in late one night, Building towers oh so bright, Mining diamonds, feeling proud, But then he heard a chilling sound. Chorus: Oh, Paw Glenn got slain by an Enderman, Walking home from his pixel land, You can say there's no such thing as fate, But as he turned, he met his date... Verse 2: With a block in hand, he faced his foe, Thought he could fight, thought he could throw, But the Enderman just stared so sly, Then it vanished, and oh, my, oh my! Chorus: Oh, Paw Glenn got slain by an Enderman, Tried to run, tried to make a stand, You can say he just got caught off guard, But his creeper shield couldn't stop that hard! Bridge: Was it the eyes that drew him near? Or just the fear that filled him with cheer? He should’ve built a wall so tall, But now he’s just a ghost in the hall... Verse 3: Every night, it’s the same old game, Endermen whispering, calling his name, Paw Glenn dreams of a life so grand, But what’s a player to do in this land? Chorus: Oh, Paw Glenn got slain by an Enderman, How he wish he had a better plan, You can say he battled brave and bold, But those dark tall monsters are so uncontrolled! Outro: So if you’re playing ‘neath the shining stars, Watch out for Endermen and their scary scars, For every time you think you’ll win the fight, Just remember Paw Glenn’s lost every night... (Fade out) Oh, Paw Glenn got slain by an Enderman... Living life in the Minecraft land... You can say he was just a bit too bold, But the story of Paw Glenn should always be told!

Remember this? “Is creating a parody of "YMCA" for a presentation ...” Yes No Here’s a fun USMCA-themed parody of "YMCA" for your presentation! Feel free to adjust any parts to fit your needs. (Verse 1) U-S-M-C-A! It’s a brand-new trade way! U-S-M-C-A! Let’s talk Canada, Mexico, USA! (Chorus) It’s fun to trade with the U-S-M-C-A! We’ve got goods to share, jobs to make, A stronger North American stake! (Verse 2) From steel to dairy farms, It’s fair trade, no alarm, We’re all set to grow, With tariffs kept low, While supporting the hometown charm! (Bridge) So when we import, export, we say, “We’re one big team in the U-S-M-C-A!”