The Ballad of Captain Musk in rap rock

Verse 1 Yo, I’m cruisin’ through the streets, dirty car on my mind, Got that grime and that mud, but no need to rewind, Dash Car Wash, they the crew that’s so prime, They keep it spotless, every time, every line. From the roof to the rims, they got that shine, Soap suds flyin’, every time they take their time, Bubbles poppin’, wax on, and it’s divine, My ride lookin’ fresh like it’s brand new, redesigned. Chorus Dash Car Wash, clean it up, make it shine, Every wash, every wax, always blowin’ my mind, From the wheels to the grill, they put in the grind, If you want it done right, Dash is the sign! Verse 2 Pull up, hop out, they got the towel in hand, Detailin’ so tight, like they got a master plan, Pressure washers blastin’, like they in demand, Lookin’ so fly, even the sun start to tan. From the interior to the exterior glow, They leave your whip cleaner than it ever did know, Got that fresh scent, never any residue, Dash Car Wash, always comin’ through. Chorus Dash Car Wash, clean it up, make it shine, Every wash, every wax, always blowin’ my mind, From the wheels to the grill, they put in the grind, If you want it done right, Dash is the sign! Bridge From the sunrise to the sunset, they the best, No job too big, they always pass the test, Dash Car Wash, they outshine the rest, When your car’s in their hands, it’s always dressed in finesse! Chorus Dash Car Wash, clean it up, make it shine, Every wash, every wax, always blowin’ my mind, From the wheels to the grill, they put in the grind, If you want it done right, Dash is the sign! Outro So roll up to Dash, they got the magic touch, Your car’s lookin’ so clean, you won’t need to clutch, From dirty to fresh, they do it with love, Dash Car Wash, always rise above!

we trust we trust we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping. Gather round ya space mother lovers A Huge load story filling XL rubbers rockets so bright like nuclear power blue hair libs never take a shower (so many face tattoos and piercings) We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Past the moon and a magical shroom Smokin hotties in the stainless steel ships Just the thought of the hoe will stiffen your nips The plan is to send people to mars when golfing it is good to get pars Cosmic roads just like phantom tollbooth. Maple bacon donut diabetes rotten tooth In bacteria of the belly of consternation They need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation. Get the turds from the herds. That"s what racists say. Reparations Emancipation. we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping. Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping. we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping.we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping.

we trust we trust Gather round ya space mother lovers A Huge load story filling XL rubbers rockets so bright like nuclear power blue hair libs never take a shower (so many face tattoos and piercings) We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Past the moon and a magical shroom Smokin hotties in the stainless steel ships Just the thought of the hoe will stiffen your nips The plan is to send people to mars when golfing it is good to get pars Cosmic roads just like phantom tollbooth. Maple bacon donut diabetes rotten tooth In bacteria of the belly of consternation They need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation. Get the turds from the herds. That"s what racists say. Reparations Emancipation. Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we thrust the trust. Thrusting Trusting Thrusting. Humping.

Yo, Nikki Haley, you’re on the mic, You thought you could mess with me? Alright—let’s strike! Let’s get this straight, you ain’t no queen, More like a pawn in a game you can’t even read! You think you’re slick, but you ain’t got the brain, Talkin’ all that trash, you’re just a stain, Said we failed? Nah, girl, that’s you, Tripped over your lies, now we’re through. You’re out here runnin’ your mouth, throwin’ shade, But your strategy’s weak—watch it all fade

we trust we trust Gather round ya space mother lovers A Huge load story filling XL rubbers rockets so bright like nuclear power Blue haired septum pierced girls say sphincters are sour We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Past the moon and a magical shroom Smokin hotties in the stainless steel ships Just the thought of it will stiffen your nips The plan is to send people to mars when golfing it is good to get pars Cosmic roads just like phantom tollbooth willy. A cop passing up a maple bacon donut is hillbilly silly. We got so many stars in a constellation They need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust we thrust

we trust we trust Gather round ya space mother lovers A Huge load story filling XL rubbers rockets so bright like nuclear power Libs licking butts and they say it"s sour We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Zooming through. Yo! vacuum zoom Past the moon and a magical shroom Smokin hotties in the stainless steel ships Just the thought of it will stiffen your nips The plan is to send people to mars when golfing it is good to get pars Cosmic roads just like my man tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a maple bacon donut is just plain silly. Ya got so many stars in a constellation need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation When you gotta a doo, then take a poo, Waterloo, united kingdom, soccer sucks and so do you. The united states is the greatest country in the world. BLM is a fake organization. Heard is a Turd. Unamazing phasing word. Look back on it you know it"s absurd. Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust we thrust

we trust we trust Gather round ya space mother lovers A Huge load story filling XL rubbers With engines bright as a dragon’s breath Anuses as tight as can be before death We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips The plan is to send people to mars when golfing it is good to get pars Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is just silly. Ya got so many stars in a constellation need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation BLM is a fake organization. Heard is a Turd. Unamazing phasing word. Look back on it you know it"s absurd. Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust we thrust

Gather round ya space mother lovers Big space load tale filling XL rubbers With engines bright as a dragon’s breath Anuses as tight as can be before death We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Heave ho to the stars we go Set the course where the red winds blow Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is just silly. Peeps are mad nobody knows why Space X rockets burn and kiss the sky Ya got so many stars in a constellation need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust.

Gather round ya space mother lovers Big space load tale filling XL rubbers With engines bright as a dragon’s breath Anuses as tight as can be before death We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Heave ho to the stars we go Set the course where the red winds blow Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is just silly. Peeps are mad nobody knows why Space X rockets burn and kiss the sky Ya got so many stars in a constellation need a bowel movement, BLM is constipation Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Can you say that now and lose your fame? New place new space just like we could Out from the ghetto, we out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust.

Gather round ya space mother lovers A space load tale filling XL rubbers With engines bright as a dragon’s breath Anuses as tight as can be before death We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Heave ho to the stars we go Set the course where the red winds blow Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is just silly. Peeps are mad nobody knows why Space X rockets burn and kiss the sky Ya got so many stars in a constellation BM BLM so we got no constipation That"s a bowel movement from the bottom of an old outhouse. seen on scene. Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? Not sure we can say that cause the libs are lame! New place new space like we should Out from the ghetto, out from the hood Gentrify the planet just like the white. Even the blind say what a dope sight. Different topic you know what I mean? There was a tribe dude nobody seen. Seen so many moons lookin up at butt Been tryin to climb out but so what. That"s a bowel movement from the bottom of an old outhouse. seen on scene. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust.

[Verse] Zinda ge zindagi ka khwaab hai Dagh ho ya chhaap hai Lafz hai ya awaaz hai Jo bhi ha haal hai [Verse 2] Fake kam karke kya mila Dhoondh tu apni raah nayi Yahan sab kuch hai khila Suno dil ki guftagu [Chorus] Zinda ge khud se dosti kar Asli chehra dikha Saath hu main tera yaar Bas sang muskura [Verse 3] Kya khoya kya paya tujhe Ye sochna laazmi nahi Har pal hai nayi kahani Sapno kee baat suno [Bridge] Zinda ge rang bhare hai Jhume tu zameen aasman Kahin bhi hum chalein Hamesha milenge jaise jude [Chorus] Zinda ge khud se dosti kar Asli chehra dikha Saath hu main tera yaar Bas sang muskura

Gather round ya space mother lovers A space load tale filling XL rubbers With engines bright as a dragon’s breath Anuses as tight as can be before death We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Heave ho to the stars we go Set the course where the red winds blow Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is just silly. Peeps are mad nobody knows why Space X rockets burn and kiss the sky Satellite dishes in a constellation BM BLM there is no constipation Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Bitch please, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? Not sure we can say that cause the libs are lame! New place new space like we should Out from the ghetto, out from the hood A shining dome a beacon bright Even the blind say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Thousands strong in stainless steel ships Just the thought will stiffen your nips Raise the phallus fire the rocket and we thrust. Captain Musk on the scene causing a fuss we trust.